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CelebritiesRe: EndSARS: “I Didn’t Protest With Them” - Davido Tells IGP Adamu by Testate(m): 7:36am On Oct 13, 2020
I don't think Davido is a coward as most people made it out to be. The police told him that why would he come for a close door meeting when he had already joined the protesters, then he (davido) replied intelligently that he did not protest, he was there because of his fans who are victims....
CelebritiesRe: EndSARS: Naira Marley 'My Mother Told Me To Suspend Protest' (Video) by Testate(m): 11:05am On Oct 11, 2020
This guy will definitely lose fans with this statement.
Imagine someone that smoke weed publicly saying my mummy my mummy�
CrimeRe: Anambra Landlord Stabbed To Death By His Tenant (Graphic Pics) by Testate(m): 10:42am On Oct 08, 2020
Madibah:
I don't wanna go to heaven
Alright bro, whenever you get there regards to Fela, Tupac and co.
CrimeRe: Anambra Landlord Stabbed To Death By His Tenant (Graphic Pics) by Testate(m): 10:38am On Oct 08, 2020
babsbolad:
Even this haggard-looking guy flirts with ladies in numbers, women sha! R.I.P to the decease.
Some of these girls would lick your anus because of money
CrimeRe: Anambra Landlord Stabbed To Death By His Tenant (Graphic Pics) by Testate(m): 10:35am On Oct 08, 2020
Madibah:
I won't be surprised if we both meet in hell fire
grin
Funny enough, he might even be the chairman in hell fire while you go to heaven.



RIP to the dead
CelebritiesRe: How I Mistakenly Inserted My Dick Into My Mum's Vagina. by Testate(m): 7:11pm On Oct 05, 2020
tony02:
Say this prayer with me, "Lord, I know I have sinned, come into my life and make me born again"

Note that if you view this post and you refuse to comment the prayer point above, the God of Amadioha will destroy you within seven days.

Try him and see!
You are definitely suffering from irredeemable stupidity!


Why the curse? Na wa o.
BusinessRe: I Have Made More Money Than Laycon – Erica Boasts by Testate(m): 6:53pm On Oct 05, 2020
She should be deceiving herself. Foolish girl.
PhonesRe: Delete These 6 Apps To Avoid Getting Into Trouble With SARS by Testate(m): 6:43pm On Oct 05, 2020
My own is that this sars should just go into extinct.
CelebritiesRe: FIBAN Asks Alaafin To Withdraw Mayegun Title From KWAM 1 For Beating Broadcaster by Testate(m): 5:26pm On Oct 05, 2020
K1 he's a legend, but temperamental! I remember vividly around year 2000 when he flogged a married woman with a horsewhip at okota, just because she bashed his car.
RomanceRe: See Why Teenage Girls And Boys Shouldn't Be Exposed To Sex by Testate(m): 11:31am On Oct 05, 2020
All ladies go form virgin on this thread, grin
RomanceRe: Help! I Am Attracted To Older Ladies. by Testate(m): 11:25am On Oct 05, 2020
johniemos:
Hello, everyone. I trust we are good and getting ready for the week, its gonna be a fruitful one. Amen.
I find older women more attractive and approaching. This has been happening for over a long period I can remember. I find them attractive and wanting them. I'm almost 30. Should I really be worried or it's nothing really serious. Comments will be appreciated.
You don't have a problem bro. Older ladies are neater, understanding, and helpful.

All these small small girls you see so can give a 15 yrs old boy an hypertension.
RomanceRe: Will You Continue With The Relationship Or Not? by Testate(m): 11:17am On Oct 05, 2020
Well, I will still go ahead to marry her for telling me the truth, and that is if she has truly left her past behind.


My brothers and sisters, most of these fine girls with innocent face pretending to be holy have had like 20 abortions, but you will not know lailai. So therefore, i will appreciate this my girl for talking to me about it.
PoliticsRe: American Blasts Nigerian Uber Driver For Hating On Trump, Calls Nigeria “trash” by Testate(m): 9:35pm On Oct 04, 2020
RomanceRe: . by Testate(m): 9:07pm On Oct 04, 2020
openbusiness6:
Surprisingly one of the surest places to meet fine decent girls in this Lagos is inside public transport. Most of them are "broke" (quote and unquote) and don't have their own cars, because many of them are heavy savers and tight-fisted economists and are saving for their dreams and goals. Guys try and park your cars sometimes and take public bus in Lagos. You will be shocked at the high quality of single beautiful decent girls that take public transport, and because they are the normal type of girls, their routine is usually like home - bus - work - bus - home etc.
Confirmed
RomanceRe: . by Testate(m): 9:04pm On Oct 04, 2020
jaytii:
Well I didn't mean to insult him. I know the pervert word can be offensive but "it is what it is".
Do you know this fela's song? " confusion breaki bone ......."
RomanceRe: . by Testate(m): 8:12pm On Oct 04, 2020
TheCork:
Really?
Bro whenever u get a shance to enter London, I will take u to a great called Trafalgar square where u can take wonderful pictures wit pigeons standing on yor head!! angry
How can you afford to take me around? You Londoners are broke and unhappy! Always lamenting, undecided, that is if you are even there sef.
RomanceRe: . by Testate(m): 7:42pm On Oct 04, 2020
jaytii:
A day will come when you'll become so comfortable that you'll pull out your Johnny and self-service off in the bus.

Pervert!
But why the insult na? The op is bold enough to share his true life experience. Let's encourage him pls, and let's discourage liars.
RomanceRe: . by Testate(m): 7:36pm On Oct 04, 2020
TheCork:
U enter defo? Wot on earth is defo?
Bro do u realise not everybody understand u peoples pigeon English& that some of us are actualy londoners?(no oofense) angry
Sorry o baba Londoner, as if there is no ghetto there.
But something is telling me you are living in Ajegunle cheesy
RomanceRe: . by Testate(m): 7:35pm On Oct 04, 2020
jawalis:
You are perverted. That’s all I can say.
He is not! He is just a complete man!
RomanceRe: . by Testate(m): 7:30pm On Oct 04, 2020
Next time such thing happen, say hello to her.
RomanceRe: Has Konji Ever Hold You In A Public Place,if yes What Is The Next You Did ? by Testate(m): 7:28pm On Oct 04, 2020
Sameazy15:
Chai dat day was very terrible eeeee konji na bastard,share ur experience
My brother, if it happens, just think about your problems... believe me, the konji go vamoose.
RomanceRe: If Bet9ja Does Not Use Jazz Can Someone Explain This Thing PHOTOS by Testate(m): 7:23pm On Oct 04, 2020
@op, though i won't encourage you to keep on playing it, but you have to understand that anything bet is a pure luck, and nothing more.

All the best.
RomanceRe: How Many Times Should Couple Have Sex In A Week? by Testate(m): 7:15pm On Oct 04, 2020
10 times in a day tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham Hotspur (1 - 6) On 4th October 2020 by Testate(m): 7:02pm On Oct 04, 2020
LAguy:
My brother ehn..na God o.
See I don turn this celebration to exercise self...see me am doing frog jump now. shocked shocked grin
grin
I no even know who happy pass between me and you
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham Hotspur (1 - 6) On 4th October 2020 by Testate(m): 6:33pm On Oct 04, 2020
LAguy:
I need 4 more goals from Tottenham to make my day...
Good bless Man u... Opor.
grin
You humans are insatiable!
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by Testate(m): 9:43pm On Sep 27, 2020
KingAzubuike:
Lol... I'm already a successful man. I can only pray for more success. Moreover I've told you I'll pay laycon #85 M four times over.
Give me the 5 on top first, then we move forward cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by Testate(m): 8:54pm On Sep 27, 2020
KingAzubuike:
Last last that money go finish before 3 weeks. As per Yoruba boy he go squander the money on Oloso, alomo bitters and loud.
Sir, you don't make sense!
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by Testate(m): 8:16pm On Sep 27, 2020
Ishilove:
It does not even have a live audience. Mscheeeeeeeew
That is why it is called lockdown cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by Testate(m): 7:59pm On Sep 27, 2020
davodyguy:
To those saying the show is predictable blabla bla

We can understand where it's coming from.

Your favourites lost out.

Please in 2017, how many people doubted Efe was going to win with the 'based on logistics' slang? With 3 weeks to the end of the show, everyone knew

In 2018, 3 weeks to the end of the show, before started shouting 'Nigeria needs a Miracle'
Everyone knew it was miracle, despite having sex almost daily with condoms reducing in the house

In 2019, it was Mercy 'Lambo' Tacha could have changed things, but she got disqualified. The moment Tacha left, everyone knew that Mercy would win even before the final week

In 2020, the same thing played out, but the difference is that people genuinely loved Laycon and he didn't play the poverty card. Yet they're criticizing the show

Hypocrisy
This is cosigned by Testate
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by Testate(m):
topboss1:
ERICA IS A FOOL.


SHE CHANGED THE WHOLE DYNAMIC OF THE GAME.



HAD SHE BEEN AROUND, I AM SURE OZO WOULD HAVE MADE FINAL.



SHE REDUCED THE TEAM VOTING STRENGTH AND ABILITY TO TAKE DOWN COMPETITORS.



LEAVING THEM VULNERABLE.
Erica na mumu na
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by Testate(m):
topboss1:
ALL THOSE OF U IN MY MENTION WILL GET YOUR ALERT BY TOMORROW MORNING.


I WANT TO ENJOY THE SHOW NOW.
Too much money

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