₦airaland Forum

sirguy542:
see u..when u enter this city sef...u wan come lie ontop my head...no provoke me because if u do e go rough well well for me & u for this city..since last year I have been waiting patiently for a day like this.

Kkkk bt d bae don dey pack ha tins to com my side oh! Wen she reach my side I go allow mak d bae dside ehn.... I no lik 2 dey fait on top mata lik dis even I no lik to dey fait at all....... My own bae will neva deny me oh..... So guy no mor fait, sey u hia?

sirguy542:
iambibi is also my bestie if u don't know..know it now.

Guy weitin b ur name! Sirguy or sirigu, anyone u call am sha.... U no dey fear sha, if I catch u 4 my bestie side I go beat u lik pop even NYSC go charge u 4 false identity wen u reach camp!!!

iambibi:
.. Wat is it... Wetin happen.... Tell me tell me... No time...

I don get one bae wei lik mi wela bt sirguy is trying to destroy d bromance brimming btw us oh!!! I nid ur help to convince molakem dat I am d real guy dear!!!

iambibi:
.. ofcus....if not.. Y not... . Orrrrr.
*Turns to huge crowd * Will i kill myself because of NYSC?
Huge crowd: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Bibi: toorrrr.....u don hear am? So oga hw u and happy sunday to u too,.. Hope ur enjoying ur day too..

Lol.... I'm cul nd really enjoying my day bt one guy is after my happiness oh

molakem:
OK, let me give u the chance to prove urself

Pls don't break my wondaful hrt...... Jst com my side n 4get abt dat guy ehn....... Wias my bestie oh! Iambibi com rescue mi oh b4 dis guy spoil my work.....

molakem:
That's gud
Help me talk to the landlord

The landlord na my padi jst pack ur tins nd dey com sharpali.... Finally found her

molakem:
Let me ask them

Heeeeeeeee!..... Na only me dey single for dis city oh..... U c dat guy is dia chairman oh.... Pls run comot him side fast... We ar only meant 4 each oda alone 4 dis city....... Guy if I punch u ehn!!!

molakem:
Thks dear

Dias vacant apartment nxt to mine, I go lik mak u com dia so dat we go b neighbor nd besties...... Eeeeeehn?

iambibi:
.. *singing and dancing towards him*

I no dey denge denge i no dey pooosssseeee eh
My baby give me biscuit i want sugar
The things you do me, bi’ojo ba ro kose wi
Bi’orun baran, bi’orun ba’ran ko se so
Melo melo, melo melo la fe wi
Melo melo, melo melo la fe so
Ani Melo melo, melo melo la fe wi
Melo melo, melo melo la fe so

Eyin fun jowo, eyin mu’enugun.. Chaii... lemme jst pity them

Happy palm Sunday dear.... Hw was service today... I guess it was wonderful. ... Hmm one Dis ur smiling,...u need to tell me oo..

Happy sunday evryone.. Wishing u a fulfilled palm sunday!! Stay cool and remain Blessed!!

Na weitin dis guy giv u sop sef!!! My bestie bcareful oh!!!

molakem:
Saddened Syd ofcourse

Eeya... All is well dear.... I strongly bliv GC will so much help in 4getin abt all dos pains nd mak u feel excited even mor dan ever!!! jst bcareful oh bt explore d beauty of d city

molakem:
Guess there are so many guys to avoid.....noted

So whc side ar u on d postponement of d 'camp', the excited or saddened side

molakem:
Molakem
Ahmadu bello university zaria
2015
Abuja

U ar welcom to dis one big family bt u hav to avoid som guys lik plaque..... Dey ar jst lik eagle wen it coms to sighting nd hawking babes..... I'll appreciate it if u combak later to thank mi......

iambibi:
.. Hun? .... Says hu?... Ma dear Laye.... Not in dis life time will any body occupy dah special place u hav in ma heart..., u r more dan a bestie to me... And i luv u sooo very much...infact... Muaaahhh!!!

Iambibi happy sunday! Hope u ar enjoying ur day regardless of NYSC trauma

Qutyjoice:
Sowie who's your bestie? Yu are calling my own bestie yours? What's going on

Lol.... Bt she confirmed it or u dint c it? Bt u ar her bestie frm d same sex nd I'm ha bestie frm opposite sex!!!.... Bt let's mak it a triangle relationship! U undstand wot I mean? Mayb d line btw me n u cud b thicker...... Lol

jubrealguy:
u stylishly threatened to take away my wife from me, we can never be padi........in fact, i wan ban u from our house

My guy e no reach dat level nd u sopos hapi oh! I no kno sey u guys don marry na..... O ya pele!!! u get gud wife bt pls no break ha hrt oh! I dey watch

jubrealguy:
who be u wey u no get rope for neck, na salad dey make u dey dream like ds......i no wan talk much. Oya iambibi come reply am, na u know where u c am......

I lik ur courage guy unlike oda guys wei no get liver to protect dia bae bt sincerely, I envy u..... Bt tak very gud care of my bestie..... Sey u hia? Sey we b padi now?

jubrealguy:
okay......pap will do........chai!! I really married well

Na only laf I fit dey laf 4 dis mata! Jubrealguy weldon oh jst no do my future wife anyhw, bcarefulu oh!!!

iambibi:
.. Waitin for me ke? No ooo.. Bera prepare ur pickup lines and sight ur bae nw dat its not too late o... As for d fruit salad... Here it is

It's ever early as far as u ar still in dis city! Patience is d virtue nd hush-hush weapon of evry gud man!!! D only bae visible to me in dis city is u

iambibi:
Bestie...... Hw u.... Greet ur bae for me ... By d way hav u gotten fruit salad?

No bae oh, jst waitin patiently nd wholeheartedly for u......... As for d fruit salad, I got non!!!

Greet the whole city, most especially my neighbors (DTOBS, nd iambibi)

iambibi:
.. Lmao... Seriously Ur really doin a gud job, by tryin not to make me cry because of nysc..... Tnks dear....God bless u!!

Amen! Thank u dear, u remain alws my bestie!!!

chymi:
Thank u sir

Pls I'm nt sir oh, jst a litu boi wei nysc dey do anyhw or is it dat haos don old mi? *runnin to d mirror* bt notin really has changed bt why is it dat almost evrybody is using sir 4 mi God dey sha

hardiodun:
Lol. I don't have a beautiful world of relationship oo Lol. I don't have a beautiful world of relationship oo

Oya let's create one den!!!

iambibi:
.. Lmaoo

I kno naturally u ar my bestie cos d divine connection is dia btw us bt due to some external forces lik jubri, ur mind is swinging lik pedulum bt no mata wot, natural forces will alws prevail. Jst chilling nt fronting........ Lol *she look discombobulated* don't wori u will soon undastand wen I change ur name frm iambibi to uarmybibi!!! *dancing alingo*

hardiodun:
Lol. I only show up here when NYSC related issues pop up. But there's no p. We're friends already.

Yeah! Let dat change now.... Pls do com here to say hi to me nd tak mi into ur beautiful world of relationship *in a grinning voice* will u tak mi dia? *waitin 4 ha reply lik my final semester result*

merikims:
make person come console me ooo.my heart is broken!Nysc ooo!I can't feel my heart!!logodwhiz come ooo

Oya here I com.... *running lik antelope wei cheetah dey pursue* o ya clear ur mind n laf d pain out *stil panting* pele dear, all is well * put her head on his broad chest* pls na jst consolation notin more oh!!!

chymi:
Am so sad

Jst b strong n b hapi dear! All is well

iambibi:
lol.... * Whistle blowing *... Oga Testimony89 gud evening oo

Wow! *laughing hysterically*......... I kno me n u will start a great journey nd mayb endless very soon...... I'm alws dat hapi weneva u just hi me... *put my head on d bed n raise my leg up*..... *now rememba I hav to reply* gud evening ANGEL

hardiodun:
Ok, thanks. So what favour?

U av to b my closest friend in dis city?

hardiodun:

I have o and I realized it's true. Sorry for the lie lie talk I said. Was just finding it hard to believe d date's been changed again. Chai NYSC don scatter plans for person...
I have o and I realized it's true. Sorry for the lie lie talk I said. Was just finding it hard to believe d date's been changed again. Chai NYSC don scatter plans for person...

U av bn forgiven bt u need to do mi a favour........

SlazzyK:
Seriously! I have checked that with mozilla firefox and UCmini, still error!

The image is now circulating, almost al my whatsapp groups are sending it, But do you even check the dates for stream 1, 27th April to 29th April... Are they high?

Dats untrue bro! D date is frm april 27 to may 13 bt dey mistakenly put april 13 sha

Bt d TT b lik scam o, how stream I go finis for april 13 (sopos b may 13) nd stream II go start for may 21?