₦airaland Forum

iambibi:
.. Na hu u wan yab dis evening, u bera lemme alone oo

Yab kwa? I'm so damn serious abt d qst nd pls jst giv me a sincere ansa!!!!!! I hav somfin to tell u.... Jst u nd u alone!!!

iambibi:
.. Testi testi .... testing the microphone.. 1-2,...lol.. Hw fa na..,.. Hmm, my day? My day was... Boorrriinngg...gushhh...and If to say awa TV geh leg, E for don run comot from house because me...

U'd hav jst beep mi, I will run lik it's $25m call jst to keep u busy n maks u laf lik neva b4!!!

merikims:
gudevening all. Now wey senate don pass budget hope say Nysc go shake body.

Evening ma! Hw ws ur day

Rukkyola:
Bros, I hail u 2 o. How u dey?

Fn oh! Hw r u n ur family

Evening guys nd hw ws ur day Iambibi, Fraih, DTOBS, Rukkyola nd odas I hail oh................

Iambibi why did u leave heaven?

Fraih:
Yeah
So someone can personally know me in this city
Your face is familiar too, CSP ryyy?

Yeah! This is so exciting.... Neva know all dis while......*hug ha* hw r u nd ur side?...........greatesssssst futarian!!!

Fraih:
CROBBOY!!!
What a warm reception from you. Thanks
I have been unavoiodably away.

Wait oh!.....OMG!...... Sowi fraih ar u a futarian nd frm FST to be precise

May God deliver us from Nigerian ladies , big Girls small sense.. She walked into the banking hall, her pointed shoe announcing her arrival minutes before you saw her. She wore that kind of dress that convinces you that heaven is missing an angel. The aroma of her perfume would easily finish a bowl of eba for its sweetness. And the phone which she gingerly held to her ear, without minding the security guy frantically waving at her that calls are not allowed in banking halls, will cost a small fortune. She stepped forward, picked a deposit slip and searched frantically for a pen. About five guys offered her their pens but, shame to bad people, she took mine maybe because I was closest to her. After a while, or a long while because time stood still, she stood up and inched closer to me. She whispered: "Please can you spell 'thirty' for me?" I looked down at her deposit slip in surprise. She'd written: 'tarty tausan'! Olodumare oooo!!!!!! I hissed and snatched my biro from her hand. Fine face, no brains, nothing turns me on than a beauty with Brain #OlodoOshi

iamdynamite:
lol we dont mean the literal meaning of drunk...............we mean our love is intoxicative

So don't tag ur love wit 'drunk'..... Drunk is d immediate broda of insane nd I bliv u guys ar very much ok....pls I really love dis ur love episode bt don't tag it wit 'drunk'....o ya sing 'hold my hand' frm either MJ or sean paul

iambibi:
.. Lwkmd.. Abeg carry ur wahala dey go ur way......... I no fit shout....*goin to the back yard* If u finish lock my door..... *in ma mind.. * no kind of ppl wey pesin no go see for dis life...

Hahahahahahahahah.........iambibi my friendship..... We b padi na..... Help mi say hi to jubrealguy wen he coms bak... *blow ha a kiss*...*giv ha i-will-call-you sign*

iamdynamite:
Cigars on ice, cigars on ice
Feeling like an animal with these cameras all in my grill
Flashing lights, flashing lights
You got me faded, faded, faded
Baby, I want you, na na
Can't keep your eyes off my fatty
Daddy, I want you, na na
Drunk in love, I want you

Best couple so far! But u guys hav to remove 'drunk' frm ur love story or ar u guys 'ologogoro'? Beyonce nd jayz are drunkard.... Don't fall into 'drunken stupor'..... Wish u guys d very best

iambibi:
. Lolz.. Gud morning, hw was ur nite wait ooo..... Hu say make u carry dat 5alive...na jubreal? *opens door * oya alele.... Dey go ur house.... Wen i cook i will call u to come and eat ok?

Mi kwa? U beta com my haos n sop beta fud..... *pack my tins tryin to leave, reach d door n turn back* I don taste ur soup........ D soup ehn......*frowning ha face* mak I kip dat to masef.... Weitin I do afta dat I no fit open am because....... I no fit talk am...I no won lus my fine face...lol

Beautiful morning to beautiful ppu in beautiful GC! how ws ur nait... To dos that went to last nait party hop enjoyed it? Do hav a stress free n fun-filled tuesday!!!!

iambibi:
.... For where? Hu dash me beauriful..... . Gud morning, hope ur nite was gr8

Iambibi dis one no fair oh! I dey inside ur kitchen since last nait, u no even com to say gud morning! Well mission accomplished...o ya com open d door 4 mi I dey go my haos....*open ha fridge, tak one 5alive n sip it*....... Na lik dis u n jubrealguy dey do 4 haos *shaking my head* o ya sha gud morning!

iambibi:
.. Lolz... Follow me go my house? na for kitchen u go sleep o... because na me and jubrealguy get d whole room

I no mind oh!

iambibi:
Yes yes yoh... Now we ballin like ballers, rolling like rollers, we chill with coker cola, and d crowd is getting taller, c our energy its solar, and i can evn c Rukkyola....omo d babe don dey scatter stage with shoki.. Alryt..alryr .... Its now time for dancin competition oo..... guys and ladies ..... No ojoro o... because i kno GC guys..una fit use all una power begin do break dance once d ladies start to win una.... Therefor all d ladies u can now remove ur koi koi shoe. While d guys can now fold dia trousers......... Cos we are abt to party hardddddddd..... *dancing and moving around** my co MC Fraiser... U can take it up from here...

Haaaa! See d bae wei tell mi sey she no dey naija jst dey dance shoki for golden city night club......*shaking my head lik agama* so u sabi dance like dis..... I go folo u to ur haos afta dis party no mata wot!!!

Aleora wiareva u ar rait now I jst want u to know dat som1 is hia at golden city waiting wholeheartedly for u!!! Jst mesmerized by ur shining beauty, ur truly an epitome of beauty. I'm really hypnotized by ur heart-melting smiles. Pls don't jst be a tourist in dis city bt com mak my hrt ur home! Heaven must have really missed an angel like u...... I will be waiting for u my wonderful aleora..... Life will b odious without an angel like u.......

iambibi:
lol am not in d country too

Don't wor!i wiaeva u ar on earth gonna meet u dia!!!

iambibi:
. Bae traveled out of the country... Buh will be back soon

Giv me ur address I wnt to pay u a visit 2maro!!!

molakem:
Yah, I was very busy.... maybe tomorrow

Alrait! Wot if I invite u to my haos?

molakem:
Smirnoff thks dear

U dint com to see d apartment, hope evrytin is ok?

iambibi:
.. Face showed!! Oya see me... Hw faa..

Iambibi wias ur husby?

DTOBS my friend.... hw r u nd hw ws ur day?

molakem:
Blushing....my head is about to scatter oooo. OK, I will think about it

I'll b waitin dear!

SC31:
The hustle is real mehn,lol

Lol.... U ehn... If I catch u.....

iambibi:
Testii testii, do u realize dat ur chyking anoda mans wife.. D bae is already taken... By SMartins1..... Dnt be in a rush naa jst calm down.. Ur own will come to u in a very stress free and easy way.. Ok... Evn though yes u saw her first but jst let her go.. Dat shows hw carin u r. . By d way.. Dat stuff u wrote is not an apology letter ooooo...lol... . buh i will accept it.... For old times sake... Now... Plz be a nice guy because i kno u r and go get urself anoda bae.... Once u sight her, and its difficult... I promise we shall all come to ur rescue... Tnks for ur understanding.... Lol

Dint write any leta of apology because my action is mor apologetic dan my words... Nd tanx 4 ur advice.... I'll work on dat oh.... U ar really my bestie *kiss her hand*

Richiy:
Because you are not a grammarian does not mean that you should not write in an appealing way. What happened to the rest of the words you abbreviated? Dude!!

Lol..... I alws hit the snag whenever I tried my best, is it dat I'm goin to b single tru out my stay in dis city! Wait oh, u ar nt molakem na.... We ar in GC I don't nid to rait evritin na...... Yeeeeeeeeeeeeh *shivering*....... That was even my best shot ever!!!

molakem:
Best friend will do

Bt I want both nd I want to be mor dan jst a friend.... I fought tooth n nail jst to prove my feelings n faithfulness to u.....I don't know how to write poem or love letter but please come and be the woman dat drives away my loneliness out of this city, though rose is not the most beautiful flower but I'll always show you what maks it the most special and valued.... I want to build a home, a relationship with no differences but full of peace, love and happiness with you, the one with an unbreakable and beautiful bond between father, mother nd children, one that will make all the babes in GC to be drooling and envy you...... Words will never be enough to express the kind of family I love to build with you.... I'm really short of words but please take my hands baby and be my new mother... Lol.... Pls don't mind my english I'm not a grammarian!!!

molakem:
Best friend will do

Bt I want both nd I want to be mor dan jst a friend.... I fought tooth n nail jst to prove my feelings n faithfulness to u.....I don't kno how to write poem or love letter bt pls com n b d woman dat drives away my loneliness out of this city, though rose is not the most beautiful flower bt I'll alws show u wot maks it the most special n valued.... I want to build a home, a relationship wit no differences bt full of peace, love nd happiness wit u, the one wit an unbreakable nd beautiful bond btw father, mother nd children, one dat will all d babes in GC to be drooling nd envy...... Words will neva be enof to express the kind of family I lik to build wit u.... I'm really short of words bt pls tak my hands baby nd b my new mother... Lol

molakem:
Yes, y not.

Will u pls b my wife nd best friend?

molakem:
Fine nd urs

Goin well! So ar we still frnds?