Broken1985:
Nairalanders,

Please don't crucify me yet, just advise me please. Had to utilize a new moniker for this.

I got married last year June and by February 2024, I was transferred to another state for work. I was bored in the city and probably made a mistake. The girl stays in same hotel, and works for a bank, also on a course. So we started talking and one thing led to another. This girl had her phone on audio record the two times we got down and recorded all the audio of the shit we did.

My wife came visiting and of course I defined boundaries the moment wifey was around. A few days back I got high and dozed off, my wife got into my phone saw our chats. Her last chat to me, was regarding the audio. My wife followed through the convo and she sent two 24 minute audios.

Before I could wake, Wifey was already gone from the hotel. And when I checked my phone I saw a long epistle and screen shots of what happened. Now she has called my entire family, friends everybody I know. I am so ashamed of myself.

Is there anything I can do to have her back.
Can she ever forgive me.

I feel so bad having betrayed her.

To cheat hard Oo… If you wanna cheat, use your head well well and also try get better friends join….#MyOpinion#

alterego17:

That bloody ripper (@Ransumwares)……Mtchewwwww!!..

hurryup123:
MTN is useless

Thanks to Airtel

Airtel ke….. Well, depends on your area shaaa…

bluefilm:
So they just realized all of a sudden that it is a residential area?

Nonsense

I wonder oooo boss…..

Dem no know BanCe abi.

Very “Yeye” people….

Stargangz:
Like Oshoala, like Osimhen, both na onekind overhype players, na luck just dey carry dem.

You say?

Badadvisor:

With coordination and street orientation as a jew, dem go dey give you space except na you first check them

💯💯

nosagold:
Hey everyone,

Let’s hear your beautiful stories on how you proposed to your spouse! This could help someone who’s confused.

I give her belle😀😀. I am married to her now with two beautiful kids…….

Still friends with most of my exes (cool friends). Nothing intimate at all.

Monday - Friday or
Monday - Sunday??

She knows my ATM card pin. She no need know my phone password…

workchopNG:
While growing up, I've always wanted to date once and get married to the lady. For that reason, I didn't enter any relationship neither did I knew any woman before 25.

Few months to 25, nature smiled on me and gave me a beautiful fair lady as a girlfriend. We dated for 4 years and during those years, I was totally faithful to her and we enjoyed our company. I then made up my mind to marry her.

Bros, leave person wife alone. She is married. Give her space!.

Jewessgratitud3:
What else would it be than to have slept with them and it's only dumb ladies that fall prey to their evil traps.

Yeah before you remind me that I'm not a married man yes, I know I'm not but let me help a married man I once encountered share his experience.

It happens that he comes around a bar near my sister's school and always saw me whenever I went to chill with my sister watching over her pupils doing after school hours. So he always plays with the kids and bought them goodies a few times. I didn't know I was his target. He later asked me out but deep down I suspected he was a married guy.

Long story short. We exchanged numbers and started talking over the phone. I inquired about his marital status and he said he was married but he wants to make me his smally. That I look like and Indian girl that's why he likes and wants to keep me for himself. I just laughed within me. This one thought I was a small girl. So I planned to eat his money and dump him.

He invited me out with his friends to go and chop ugba and okporoko at Army barracks Senior officers mess. Omoh.. you can't enter there if you don't have a pass. In fact we had to stop by at the one senior Ogas office before going there. That was my first time of eating ugba. He kept ordering for more and more plates and me I was just chewing away until my cheek bones began to hurt lol.. same with drinks but I told him I don't take alcohol and he was so happy and was boasting to his friends that "this my smally doesn't drink" and that he's so lucky to have me.

When uncle wanted to start pressing my hand ( the guy is very fat and hefty) I told him I want to go home that my aunt will be looking for me. ( For where, me that was already in my mid to late 30s living alone.
I got home that day and saved his number as "don't pick".. he called and called I never picked and for that period, I stopped going to my sister's school. He'll go there and be peeping inside the school but can not ask my sister about me. Shame on such married men.

See eh.. nothing dey for married man apart from the fact that they'll spend on you, they don't look appealing like the a single guy. They'll try o but they can't be like single guys that still have six packs, smooth skin and snatched waist.

You say wetin(at the bolded). I laughhhh

TemplarLandry:
It depends on the individual, not the gender.
Let's be guided.

Simple as A,B,C…

Okoroawusa:

There is no fuel of 570 in Lagos...so go and sit down

I still bought at 570 this morning.
565 last week..
I stay in Lagos…

I too love the combination. I think say na only me sef…

a4cube:
Why are u on.about tax rate? Ok tax rate is 20% for those on minimum wage. Let say a single guy earning 2k a month pays 400 as tax he is still left with 1600 to play with which is more than a enough to carry you for a month. He can even start a building project back home.

But why una dey answer am…

OriginalCEO:

help us ask am again.

He said he is an expert then he is calling 'one girl that was no longer in love with him' many.

Did he practice on guys?

Hahahahaha

DocJoseph:
Dear Nairalanders, my ex broke up with me because I wanted to try Doggy style with her. She went and marry another man.
Please, why do women hates Doggy style? Is it always painful or what?
No insults abeg.... I want to learn.

Which women??

ManWater:
Yes, only a Genius can Save this young man from certain death...


Answer to be supplied at end of thread.

Wetin himself dey find for this kain place?..

mariahAngel:
You have to pick at least one.
Can you eat all of them?
Which of them can you never eat, no matter what?

It's a cool weekend guys, so let's relax, put up our feet, and have some fun.

Picture credit: Instagram

I can eat all!..

IVORY2009:



United Kingdom is even wrost than Nigeria, in terms of food crisis

You say…

teepain:



Funny enough, if you know what abroad people, UK especially, are going through right now

Sure!. Dem dey go through “things” too but it can never ever be like the things wey Naija people dey go through. Don’t even compare!.

donbachi:
Just pray make passerby dey around to video the event wey go play out

Chaiii

Godsonkemz:


The ones in the office regardless of gender are more corrupt and wicked than the ones on mobile operation.

I dey tell you😂😂😂

osmosis101:
Incase of next time. No dey show civil right infront of police nt to talk of station.. Many hav been killed/exchanged just because dey wanna show right..
Even u feel say u sabi right,dem go still counter u wit deeper ones,u only knw litu.

The Op just wan show “unnecessary” stubbornness for police inside their station ooo😂😂😂

Dem dey play with this one head…

Ogechi98:
You don forget say if koni man die na koni man kill am.. you fit feel say you sharp but person dey were sharp pass you no kap

And as you sef feel say you sharp, person dey wey sharp pass you too😉😉

Ogechi98:
That's one thing I never did in all my past relationships, but one thing is for sure even without going through their phones I know when they are cheating

Oh! Really?. You never jam😂😂😂