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rinzylee:
I screamed my apartment down o

Me sef ooo

That’s a screamer mehnnnn!!!!!!!

Richarlison…..

JustPowerApps:
You ghosted him and he ghosted you back, looks like you met your match This is interesting.

Let me advice you real quick, when you need someone, drop the society believe and be normal to them, I am sure you acted on "who cares less controls the relationship "

Now take this "A bird you hold loosely will fly away"

100 for you chief!!.

jackals:
Met a guy of recent who seem to tick my boxes. He's sound, smart and doing well really financially. Didn't take him serious initially cuz of where he works. Guys that work there always think they're a catch to every woman in Lagos and all that.
We got talking around last month and I've really gone deep and the feelings have started developed. I know he has interest in me. Can tell from the way he talk to me, look at me and always offered to help. But I didn't want to show too much interest for reasons best known to me. At least it's good if he's the one that express his interest first. He's not saying anything in that direction.
Placed his message on read from Sunday till late Tuesday. I noticed he didn't bother to send any message. Because I check our chats all the time. If he cares he could have thought I'm unwell and call. Replied yesterday and told him I was a bit sick and that's why I didn't reply. He has read my message since yesterday and didn't reply. And WhatsApp show he's online even as I'm writing this. I learnt my lesson because this is not the first time I'll mistake a man's intention for likeness. I'm usually one that Bleep up sometimes with unnecessary play and drama in relationships. For people that gets a right man, how do they go about not messing thing up?

I know I should not think of calling him, but my brain isn't resting fr. And there is nothing to imply if he even has interest in me.

You are gonna tehhhh!!…..

VeryWickedGoat:
See what this girl prepared for me tonight. My eyes are red. I'm just seeing double right now and I'm sweating profusely.
I went to view ibkayee's pic again and saw 8 breasts that's how I knew something was wrong.

Please I need a lawyer to sue this wicked woman for forced intoxication because I don't smoke weed. I don't tolerate drug abuse.

HELP!!!

Nice editing!!

Lifeless2018:
Vinicius is wasteful. On current form, Martinelli is better

Hahahahahahahahahaha

I hear you!.

YoobaNesan:
They will finish them with counter, Serbia got two mad forwards; Tadic & Mitrovic.

Milinković-Savić sef dey try…

Lifeless2018:
The coach is draft. Martinelli better than Vinicius and Raphinha. Jesus better than Richalison. Guimares better than Lucas Paqueta

Shey you smoke colos??

Idoko619:
An interior deco was paid 2M upfront to come to Kano for a job, she got there and was kidnapped.
The family had to pay a Ransome of 10M.
They even paid her flight.

Inside life!. But we craze gan for this country shaa!.

SeriouslySense:
This question should become a thread on its own, i am very curious, why so..

I dey tell you. Same here. Very very curious.

If una like, make una no “move”…..still dey “moan/mourn” ….

I greet oooooo!!!!!

Winning123:
Do not be like the Pharisee who love the praise of men. Do it in secret and your heavenly Father who sees in secret will reward you. You already get your reward, that is men's praises

Thank you!.

eloagro:
They sent me same thing yestaday from a particular phone number, and when I called the line, the person refused to pick...
I logged into the account and I could see about 1.5 million dollars in USDT. I think they are scammers trying to syphon our money cause Of the way the website is... I tried to do a transfer and its asking me to upgrade with a 100USDT inorder to be qualified to transfer.....

That’s where the scam plays in.

neonly:
Yes oooo
Around July did one transaction with POS I punch in a wrong pin only for the machine to debit me
Reported to zenith they saw d wroung transaction gave me a form to fill
Waited two months money never come I went to a different branch make complain again only to be told dat the transcastion was successful d day I did d POS
Till today I still reason who actually scam me
Was it POS
Or
Zenith bank

With wrong pin. The story no clear at all ooo..

DollarBuddy:
Boss, I too sure die, say this girl is mine. Forgerit, I used to be a playboy and I know how girls row.

I've lost some via some mistakes like, "lets just be friends first". Oga, when you meet your spec, no waste time oh, another sharp shooter go first you shoot him shot.

You've got a point tho. But I'm very convinced I've seen what I want.

So yes, marriage it is!!

Thanks for stopping by.

@ the bolded ooo: Okay baby!!!!!!!

Brendaniel:
Peace of Mind - Lack of peace of mind sometimes can kill faster than everything listed, I don't like to joke with my peace of mind....

Thank you very much for this…This is very very “importanter” before any of those ones. How i go think of marrying you or pre wedding picture if you no give me “PEACE OF MIND” first.

Free your mind.. Dey your dey.. Judge not!!..

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Worriedguy6699:
Is it possible for a girl to get pregnant If you never cum inside her? [b]Please none of that precum nonsense.

I’ve never cum inside this girl through out our relationship. I only come on top her bumbum or her tummy

This says it all. Some people have small amount of sperm in their precum…Yes, it can lead to pregnancy..#BitterTruth#

pinkyruledworld:
Paxful, the guy chop nigerian money

I dey tell you. He dey chop big time on a daily

Slimwhyt:
Exactly �

I dey tell you!. Why man no go sleep na.

Starz825:
Most Naija women no Sabi ....
They always want the man to do everything

I dey tell you!

obembet:
Most men don't understand that A woman's need for tender moments goes beyond the actual lovemaking.

Some men don't even know how to care for woman after having quality time. a friend of also complain that her man fall asleep immediately after the act. I know that when a man is having sex, his endorphin level is very high. But what Man need to understand what woman need after love making.

To me, I see it as wickedness.

Nlfpmod
Lalasticlala
Seun
mynd44
Mukina2
dominique

Most Naija women/ladies always make the man do all the “work” during sex. e suppose be 50/50.

Ologundudu2020:
Lawd! Just spoke the words outta my mind swears as in Nairaland just full of bitter people, we’ve dump each other several times tho, fate just keep buzzing us together back. Tanks u really a good thinker

It’s not about bitter people chairman, they are telling you the “bitter truth”… If you fit run the IVF parole, no wahala. If not, hmmmmm!.

Registeredguest:
I'm a lady in my mid- twenties, I got married aged 22, (always wanted to marry early) on the second year of our marriage we were blessed with a baby, parked to our house and things were rosy. I have always been a workaholic due to that I have never lack as a young lady in terms of finance.

I have always helped him in his house projects, might not be much 100k, 50k, 20k when need be. I never siphoned my money to myself, as a young lady I envisioned my pretty little family on my head, (3 children, handsome husband and pretty wife with a fine car living happily)

Now to the main problem,I think it all started when he told me he has seen a genuine plot of land that we should buy it together, I told him no, I want the land all by myself I have money to pay for it, (just want to have something tangible for myself alone) he said no problem.He sent me an account number of the seller I sent 600k to the seller.we did the necessary documents and everyone was happy.

After some weeks, I decided to dig around his phone then I discovered that the account I sent the 600k to, refunded 200k back to my husband, woke him up instantly I demanded for an explanation.he story no make sense. I was heartbroken, for months I was hurt...the two families got involved and settled the issue.money I no see...

Ever since this issue happened,the home has not been peaceful, fighting everyday. I find it so difficult to forgive him. I insult him, he insults me, he broke my phone, I break his door...I was demanded for an apology he says
"I'm his wife, no be today man dey collect him wife money, he say woman go build house for him husband no ear no go hear" those things hurt me more... everyday was fight, I parked out,I went to my sister's place,he didn't call, he didn't reach out.

3 weeks after I parked I discovered I was pregnant,and informed him immediately through text.i stayed at my sister's place for 2 months no word from him... I decide to rent my own place,I rented a place and went to his house to park my remaining stuff,I meet him home,as soon as he sees I came with a truck to park my things he knelt down and started begging me...I was like,na today I commot for your house why now? He say he think say I dey play, he no think say I serious like this,for good two months you didn't say anything why now...with enough dragging I parked my things to my new rented apartment... since the day I park till now this man has not allowed me rest,his family members has been calling me to come back home, his dad came from the village to plead on his behalf.


My dad is insisting I should not go back...I'm now 6 months pregnant ,I need a father in my children's life.im finding it difficult to forgive him,I'm struggling within myself to forgive and trust this man again.

How can I let go of the past and move back with him...I decided to pay him a visit on Friday,he was happy I came,he did everything possible to show me he has changed but that feeling of betrayal and hurt is there.i left there this morning with querrell,I know I started the querrell,but I can't just seem to forgive him.please I need your help and advice on this pressing issue of mine.

No insult please, I have cried enough.

The bolded na the koko of the wahala. I no know Oo but why you go tell your husband such?.

LyfeJennings:
Nigga, i swear on everything I own and will ever own
I don't want to mention names cos there might be his family members here and security reasons
Make I ness u up
I am actually his account officer too
PEOPLE GET MONEY GUY
AS IN PEOPLE HAVE NONSENSE MONEY IN THIS COUNTRY
and Yes I said 400 houses and 50+ filling stations
I don't want to say too much so I won't be forced to reveal identity

You get time to dey explain… some people no know say people get “bastard” money for this country. Some are even unknown..

GeneralPula:
Multinonsense quote everywhere..

Intellectual conversation doesn't require degree. If you have sense, you have sense, if you don't you don't..

Simple!!!!.

revaultng:
Hello.

I feel I’m impotent and I’m really worried. Extra worried. I’ve never had penetrative sex all my life and I’m 26. Since 2013, I’ve been a chronic masturbator. I felt it was safe since i read online that it had no side effect. So i felt I’m good till i was with my girlfriend. We tried having sex and I couldn’t penetrate her. I wasn’t hard enough. We tried several times again and it was the same thing. She broke up with me. Fast forward to February this year. I was with another babe, we linked up and tried to have sex but still the same thing. I felt I wasn’t attracted to her. Another in June and I wasn’t even erect one bit.

Then i got so worried. Went to the hospital, and the doctor said i was okay medically. Tried herbs and still didn’t feel confident. I read somewhere on nairaland where a guy saiid he used Zinc supplement. I’ve stopped masturbating. And I’ve been using the supplement too. But I’m really not convinced cos I don’t wake up with erections but when I’m awake, i get hard.

Please, I’m dying. I need help ������

Stop masturbation, take a lot of aphrodisiac fruits (water melon, banana, avocado), eat well, drink lots of water and read about “sexual performance anxiety”…

Hollybratt:
She's like an angel of beauty, her teeth was white like a snow, pink lips like an ice cream. (simile apart)
This girl is so beauty like, but she love to eat alot. She can eat a whole of Africa (sarcasm apart) everytime, she will be demanding for money, but my brother never refused to give her. But one thing i hate about her is that, everytime my bro tell her"I Love You" instead of her to reply"I love you too" she will say "Okay" . I even thought maybe she's shy. But my bro told me each time he sent her love messages on whatsapp and end it with i love you baby, she will text her back with "Okay" and she won't stop demanding money for fanta, as if na fanta her mama first drank before she conceive her.
Please brethren, i don't want my 19years old brother to be a looser, help my boy, my advice for him is to end the relationship but the girl is damn beautiful

Tell your brother to stop “shaking” for woman if not……..hmmmmm!!!. If you know, you know.