₦airaland Forum

Williamxcalper:
hello nairalander I'm trying to get to know how much I will budget to take my girl out for a and how much I will have to put in my pocket to avoid disgrace, you people knows how it feels when you are been disgraced in public because you can't afford to pay the bills so please nairalanders just feel some of you have been into this for long . Help a brother

First of all, where is your location

Lalami3232:
Village people still get transport fare to follow person go abroad?? Na wa ooooooo!!!
May we not use our hard earned money to purchase death, pains, sorrow, tears and loss in Jesus name.


I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "Oga if no be you disvirgin your wife, go for DNA test oooooo. The pikin resemble you no mean say na your own"

Village people no get joy oooo

dmdmdm:
Lagos






I dropped my details because I do not want to appear as a scam by droppin the details of a male and claims would appear inconsistent.

Hubby is in need of all the help he can get right now, as watching his family this way is depressing enough.

I am available for verification, with my hubby present, truth is, one just doesn't know who genuinely wants to help, but I have dropped the location in Lagos now.

For those who think this is a scam, no it is not. I understand fully well, the implications of scamming with a situation like this, nature and the universe has a way of paying back anyone who scams people off their sweat. One is only prolonging his suffering, nemesis would most definitely catch up with such a person, he/she would wish they never did.

This is a genuine cry out for help, and I pray God would raise genuine helpers.

Very simple, direct, straightforward and “no corner corner” question madam… Where in Lagos

e no hard to answer na… shuuuu!!!

timesuploaded:
There is nothing like greener pastures. It is slavery. Visa is the slave ship. Nurses are far better off in Zimbabwe and Nigeria instead of UK or America where they work like slaves round the clock. They are reward with peanut salary and depression

Peanut salary indeed. Make una dey deceive unaselves up and down. Make opportunity to
Japa come, make I see if you go still stay Naija.

Hypocrites everywhere!

ekiyor3:
Let me share what happened to me yesterday so everyone can learn and not fall victim to such in the nearest future..

So, yesterday I went to buy motor part at Ladipo, Lagos.

I just went with transport hoping I was going to transfer the money for the motor part, but they said I should pay cash that their bank is having issue with delayed reflection of the money.

So I had to use a POS shop close by. Just at *Promise Land* line in Ladipo. Beside Fidelity Bank.
I wanted to do withdrawal of 40,000 plus charges 40,400 but the guy did 40,600.
He did extra 200 Naira for himself.

I got to know when I got home.
Funny enough, I saw the alert of 40,000 but I didn't check what was added after the 40,000

So the criminal just did 40,600 instead of 40,400.

Yours might be bigger than this if we don't take note of it and we won't be able to go back there to argue about it.

Welcome to Ladipo… No vex!!!!!!

Na hypocrisy and Oversabi aka ITK (I To Know) dey worry una wey talk say she disrespect president. I no kuku see any disrespect. Shey make she kneel down greet Buhari before she collect award abi make she prostrate. I no just understand.

kolafolabi:
. I watched the video several times and I am yet to see the disrespectful He shook hand with her, they took photographs together and she received her award.

Did you expect her to hug, kneel or kiss his feet.

Same here Oo. Same here!!. I no just understand this country at all.

NoToPile:
My own question is while driving the korope will you make what is up to your 70k salary monthly after removing expenses involved in the salary job(tfare)

He will make more “if” he is not lazy.

30th here

Kastonkastroll:
No be say I dey support hush, but who never sin should cast the first stone. Go serve your sentence gee. E sure me say u no go smell poverty again after u gain freedom

100 for you!!!!

MufasaLion:
Stress not!

Since his family already cut ties with you, that should even be a big relief because that gives you, your mother and siblings (if you got any) the more power to decide on the funeral arrangement.

Well said!!!!

The outcome is “shege” (in Naija pidgin). The girl will show your friend “shege” (in Naija pidgin).

Medianna:
It's not the same opening na...
The one for pee only opens when you want to pee and close back after you pee
But it's advisable to clean up after using the wash room.
i.e if I understand quote you correctly

Ehen!!. Nice one!!

thorpido:
If a girl doesn't clean her private when she takes her bath,she's obviously poor hygeinically.Proper hygeine includes shaving regularly and keeping the backdoor too clean when she uses the toilet.

Exactly!!. Na wetin I dey talk naaa!. Not putting “it cleans itself by itself” for head!.

thorpido:
You obviously do not understand.You're a man too,I guess?

Yes na. I do understand. The vulva is different from the Vagina. “ While it's not necessary to clean your vagina — it cleans itself — it is necessary to keep your vulva clean by yourself”…I am being specific now.

Ladies shouldn’t always have that “it cleans itself by itself mentality”.

thorpido:
Just clean the outside of your private part.No special cleaning of the inside.

Means it’s doesn’t clean itself by itself. It’s that simple!

Read too

..”washes itself by itself”…. So when you piss, you no dey clean up/wash??. You wait for it to clean up itself by itself…smh!!

ItsGoodToBeGood:
..........from adding #50 to paying 7k with abeg.





Gra gra no dey always pay

I dey tell you

aujile:
This mentality is the reason for some reported rape cases.
You will feel she's resisting for the sake of resisting, without knowing she is really resisting then she starts crying "rape" then your eyes will open and that's how you have become a rapist...get sense!

Your opinion doesn’t matter… Shift go one side abeg!!.

Layormiii:
Aww
Weldone Tobi.
This your dressing no follow sha

I no just understand Oo

Godada:


I once had a lady sleep over at my place.

I tried to have sex with her. I smooched, pressed and sucked breast.

But she refused me slipping it in.

We practically fought.

But........

I didn't try so much as in to tear her pant to force my way in. It actually came to that back then.

The next day, we spoke about it.

She laughed and said I didn't try hard enough that I was a gentlemen.

I initiated sex again.

This time, it was a close as it could to pure fight.

She fought so hard with all her strength. We wrestled.

I tore her pant off and forced it in.

The surprising thing was that she was dripping wet.

She went calm and let out a soft moan.

She whispered, dig me.

She held on to me and gave me the best sex of my life.

See styles mehn.

She was the shìt back then.

Guy, screw her.

She is expecting you to bring your fück game...... don't let us down.

Why is she even coming for a sleepover if not to smash without interruptions.

100 for you.. Most ladies love the “rough” play before s*x…..it’s seems to turn them on..

Darren95:
I had femur fracture on my left leg and it’s been difficult to move around the house and get things done because I can’t put weight on the operated leg until the fracture heals.

There is this lady friend I knew last year. Back then I tried persuading this lady friend to let me have a shot from her honey pot but she refused.
Honestly back then I was only interested in her honey pot nothing more because I’m not ready for a committed relationship at this stage of my life.

Nearly 2 months after I had the surgery, i called this lady friend (we have not been talking for close to a year) and told her I had accident. She immediately book a car and came to my house to see me. I was surprised and appreciated her quick response. I told her how it happened and that my two friends (guys) have been the ones helping. I told her I would be glad if she comes around to care for me while I heal as I can’t get food from the kitchen myself because I can’t step on my both legs due to the surgery. I live alone in my two bedroom apartment.

Omo starting from that day she started caring and didn’t leave until 5 days later. She said she was going to her home town and she needed to see her 2yrs old daughter (she got pregnant while in a relationship with her ex).

The issue on ground now is that, ever since she returned she has not gone to her own house where she rented. She has been in my house doing virtually everything and my both friends have left (they are business men). I was tempted to approach her for sex and she gave me smoothly without complain unlike before. I was like, look at you when I was healthy you didn’t let me have your honey pot, but now you gave it to me without stress! Hmmm we laughed over it.

But the rate at which this lady friend is taking care of me is scaring, she does everything to the point that I can’t remember the last time I opened a bottle water myself. She does it for me, the only thing I do is bath myself!
Few days ago my guy who was with me came with his female friend to pay me a visit and omo this my lady friend was looking at this girl with all force and frown on her face. I mean the looking was like; ‘’who is this girl, does she have parol with me’’ you know that kind of look.

It pissed me off and since then I have been feeling irritated. I mean we are not dating, has she taken this too far inside her heart!

I’m thinking of moving her out but I don’t have a perfect option In getting someone I can trust like her to take care of me especially because I’ve not started walking.
Will this turn out to be a problem tomorrow? I only had sex with her ones and refuse to ever do it again because of this.
I always tell her I will appreciate you with something very nice when I heal completely, that I appreciate her support and that if she has anything to do, she can go and do it and come back but NO she never left my house and i asked myself what was she doing before I called her??!!
To even ask her say Watin you Dey before I call you, tire me because e go look like say I dey tell her to go!!!

Ohh!. So you no know say you don enter “relationship”?. Funny you

Vegetable soup (in general)
Banga soup

WibusJaga:
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Not a Prophet of Doom, but something worse than a 7.5 earthquake will hit Nigeria if we don't get it right come 2023.

Let's Vote Wisely!

Abegiiii!!!!!

iamyungkhalifa:
Me self dey wonder too o

I dey tell youuu!

Buzzapper:
Footballers with Funny names

Goldberg - Maccabi Haifa

Worriedguy6699:
I’m 6.5 in length and 4.5 in girth. I’ll admit that my gf has an abnormally wide vagina for a penis like mine. Actually this is the first time I’m coming across such a thing. She always tells me she doesn’t like sex and she’s not a sex person.

Went through her Tinder and saw this. I’m quite heart broken lads.

Tinder??. Sorry oooo

manchyme:
Well, I didn't know.
I never caught her stealing from me and she hardly lie to me too.
But just this morning, after 4yrs of dating and 2yrs married, I confirm she can actually lie and still insist she's saying the truth.
You remember Shaggi... It wasn't me.

So, is it possible for a 28yrs old lady not to know that some men jeans has a small pocket just above the pocket?
Please is it possible?
This is how it started.
She needed some change to buy pap and milk for our baby this morning, so I asked her to go collect from my pocket.
She came back and said no money in my pocket. I was surprised, I went there brought out the money, and noticed it wasn't the way I kept it, and gave it to her.
When she came back, I jokingly asked her if she knows where I brought out that money from, she said no. I asked her if she knows that some of my jeans has that small pocket, she said no. Someone that has been washing my clothes since we met. Someone that is much more observant than I am.
My people, is it possible?
Omo, this lady vehemently denied that she ever knew such pocket exist.
I didn't say she stole from me, I just asked if she knew such pocket is there.
And I have ever kept 5k in the small pocket and noticed someone came there, probably just counted it and put it back and na only two of us be adults for house.
She continually denied ever knowing such pocket. I didn't say she stole but for such cheap lie, for my language anyone that can lie like that will also steal. So I said let me ask, is it possible?

E show say the marriage still dey “shack” you. Matter wey you suppose ignore!!.

Hahaha

“Picking” gone wrong!

I guess ooooo

Burstscam:
She doesn't know I monitor her. She cohabit with this man but is not proud to admit it. She denies it at every given time because she still wants to try her luck with a fresh blood. She deletes the messages because she doesn't want the man to know that she's seeing other people.

As for why I'm particular about this very person: we have been friends for a long time. I've been very sincere with her all along (you know how open you are to a friend you're not dating). But because she was crushing on me, she was telling me half truth about herself especially in her relationship with this man. So insincere to the point of allowing me date her while she's living with another man.

If she told me the truth about what exist between her and the man probably I may have seen things from her perspective, after all love is blind. So I consider her action a betrayal that needs a payback

Okay oooo…but as I talk am before, save yourself the unnecessary stress/drama that comes with the “payback” you want. It ain’t worth it!.
Just let her know you are aware of her “dumb” games and free am. Women no scarce.

Lastly, no go dey love up anyhow Oo bros.

Shikena!!!