₦airaland Forum

BananaBender:
There is hardly ever a situation where both parties are on NL. I doubt they'll tell their spouse, "I am going to NL to report this issue, let's see who wins?"

I will be watching though. We have many creative fiction writers on NL, I'm sure they can cook up stories to match the needs of this thread.

Paroman:
why should I calm down Tex and why was I called here?? by the way, how are you doing ma'am?

thatgurlvixen:
hiya tex how you been??

maclatunji:
^{Pours water on pop-corn}

Nickelfront:
eeeerm who/what the heck is paroman? how come you still don't know me iyawo? why? is deneut your new husband?

deneut:
ok,hw was your day?

deneut:
gud,u goin to sleep now?

deneut:
like I really did,u culd av said I was too late.

deneut:
nothin really,jus feel like keepin ur company while u work.

deneut:
cus of u

deneut:
nothin jus watchin...

deneut:

Nickelfront:
facepalm errrrrm ok I once told you I find your eyes quite pretty, then you were astonished that I could remember your previous DP on nairaland showing just your eyes.

deneut:
hehehe,c oooooo

Nickelfront:
I have given you two already......boiled plantain and also the crush part.

Nickelfront:
hahaha, seems you are also down with this idonbilivit nairaland syndrome. it beats me how you still don't know who I'm. me your nairaland Oko.......chai!

Nickelfront:
errrrrrm I'm not sure you really want me to write out all out romantic moments over here on this forum. . those unforgettable times you spent in my arms while I fed you roasted cassava leaves and boiled plantain.

Nickelfront:
who am I?? I'm the only guy who openly admitted to be crushing on you. ........well that was back then though. Now you are my Iyawo and I'm your Oko. How is your day going itstex??

Nickelfront:
hehehehehe ...... google translate gone wrong. . you mind writing it out in English Iyawo Mi?

190:
whos a player

Liability:
as a lady am in love with 190 but am engage to another man.

Nickelfront:
iyawo mi, how you dey?

Ajibam:
Most Nigerians do so, according to my survey

Xtarxhyne:
shuuuu