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None of them...let's try some1 new, Oliseh would do!

Wrote this on my fb wall, let me share it here as well...

NOW THAT BARNABAS IS FREE; Ekiti people reminds me of a story in the bible about Jesus the christ, Barnabas the criminal and the Jews. Because of sheer hatred and misunderstanding for Jesus' ways and teachings, when pontius pilate asked who between Jesus and Barnabas they want to be freed, the jews shouted crucify Jesus, free Barnabas. Well, now that Barnabas is free...murder, theft, looting, arson and other allied crimes are on the loose. Ekiti people, you crucified Fayemi and voted Fayose...well now that Fayose is Governor, enjoy the reign.

Being bald is nt badt at all...almost half of British men are bald u knw. Moreso a hairy man today may become bald tomoro. I used to bvery hairy buh today most of it is gone...lol. Two things I knw for sure is that bald guys highly intelligent people...in their chosen field, nd bald guys ar good in bed. I learnt thers somthng that mkes us go bald nd that same substance raises the sexual apepite too, so u loose ur hair nd gain sexually...that's so cool. Of what use is hair when I can't mke a lady scream in bed' o my lorrd am coming' making that am-in-heaven face!

Realy dont knw what this guy is driving at...well its only a matter of tym, pregnancy will surely show!

ochon: Personally, I can't date or marry any girl that doesn't have a tinge of jealousy for me, and vice versa.

Small jealousy or moderate jealousy is needed, it shows one cares about his or her significant partner. Jealousy is man's nature, so it's nothing to be ashamed of.

However excessive or over-the-top jealousy, is a no-no for me. It kills my love for a girl faster than a marksman bullet to his target. When a girl gets overtly jealous over little things, or even ask I cut off my female friends that have been there before she came, without any CREDIBLE reason(s), then I'll have to find my way out of that relationship. Most times, it leads to headaches from the nagging partner.

But one partner should try his or her best toe open about his or her dealings with opposite genders, to reduce his or her partner getting jealous. Don't give him or her reasons to get overtly jealous.

Normal jealousy - a welcome development

Excessive jealousy - hell to the NO!!

U made sense, clap for yourslf. Order for isiewu nd uku uku, bill it to me!

I tell ya, even the gurls enjoy d sex more than d guys. That's why dear, even if u aint spending on her, as long as u ar satisfying her bedmatically she will stay...at least for the time being. However, it is proper for u as a guy to spendd for ur gf, that's if u have the money tho...but dnt be a maga o.

Good news

Loving some one who doesnt lov you back is like waiting for a ship at the airport...it will never come!

Good for them, I heard abt this last week or so.

This is so pathetic...

These pple are surely part of the antichrist. if u there and still waiting for the antichrist to come from somewhere, sorry...they are already upon us, and they are humans nd not beast or monsters as some of us would want to imagine. or how else do you axplain comments like ' accept islam or be slaughterd' , its like saying ' take the mark of the beast or be killed'. Honestly, i can see clearer now...am bigining to understand end time prophesies nw.

1stola: This faith ish is really fading out...
so, people should just ignore the obvious, be irrational and remain foolish right?
What did God give us brain for?

the major problem is dat people seek rational explanation for evrythng buh not evrythng can rationally be explained, especially things that hve to do with revelation, inspiration and spirituality...things in d metaphysical realm.i am a professional philosopher nd trust me lots of these issues ihve ponderd, querried, denied...using the cartesian method but in d end u would realise dat as humans ther is very little we know nd
understand in the grand scale of things with our over stated knowledge. We tend to mke d mistake of interpreting evrythng only from one paradigm...but if u can extend d horizon of ur knowledge to accomodate other paradigm, u would realise an uncomon standpoint that is neither here nor ther...nothing is proven, nothing is dispeld, it boils down to wht u choose to hold on to...faith or reason- foolishness to heaven or wisdom to hell. I hve come to realise dat not all christians rily understand the word of God or what christianity is truely all about. My advice is dat just like me, take d wager- according to blaise pascal in his wager argument, the ultimate end will tell.

you are rigth in ur analysis bro, infact if u start listing all d errors in d bible, u will run out of sheets of paper. However, ar mistaken in d way u look at the bible, u forgt that the bible was written by humans nd ther is nothing infallibility about man. Moreso, dont look at the bible from d point of view of a philosopher looking for truth, or a mathematician trying to solve an equation...it will never add up, or a scientist looking for proof...u sill never find it. The bible is purely a faithbased book nd only to be seen from d point of view of faith...just accept it with faith, not with rationality or empirically. That is why jesus christ used the little children in describing the word of God, bacause little children dont doubt or ask questions, they just love nd believe u in what ever u tell them. So as a christian, just accept the word of God with faith. You ar either a christian or u ar nt.

it all depends on how u look at it. if u as a married man womanise, u sin agaisnt ur wife nd God...but if u selfservice, u sin only against urslf (u have nt cheated on anyone, so just forgve urslf) if u are inevitably in a long distance relationship or marriage, then selfservice comes in handy as womanising may complicate things for u.
But overall, self service has more advantage than womanizing, as in, in womanizing u spend money for the women, u stand d risk of contacting dangerous diseases, u would be unfaithful to ur wife or gf nd still sin agaisnt God, the stress of scheming these ladies for sex can be enormous some times, u also stand d risk of getting a lady pregnent outside wedlock or even impregnating multiple women...like tuface...lol.
If u can overcome the feeling of guilt, or dat it is a sin b4 God...then selfservice is better. Anyways, we as guys will still do one or even both eventually...we just wanna jerk off dont we! the how is d issue.

sunkoye: point of correction Jesus has always been existing.

besides......Christians and Muslims only dislikes the extremist or fanatics

loool, i meant the earthly existence of Jesus of abt 35yrs

i Just got a curious tougtht about this topic and it led me to ask this quesstion...what if Jesus and Mohammed had met in person in their life time or if they had existed at the same era, what would they have said to or about each other?

Given the way these two worlds most popular and populous religion members dislike eachother, and claim to each be the true religion, you would think the founders of these two religions would treat each other with animosity. In my own opinion, i think they would have tolerated eachother...they both seem to be men of great peace.

What is your opinion abt this NLers, what do you think would have happened if they had met in person?

Like seriously, even the gods have their limits...doctors are important, so also is all other professions. Good riddance to bad rubbish!

my humble advice for you is that you could say No, you are not a born again christian...but that one of the reasons you wanna marry their daugther is that so she will be able to help you build your spiritual life. Remember, love also involve sacrifice and compromise, unless u dont rily love her as deeply as u claim. this is because at some point, i believe God will touch ur heart through her prayers and you may eventually become a devout christian. so dont loose someone you truely Love now cos of that, as u think of the future negatively, also think of it positively.

Kslib: lol...
Point of correction, the ball was already in the net before yakubu brought it out with his akpu leg and yakubu'ed it away!!

Ooooo my gawwwwd! I laff sotayyy, fall frm one storey building. U don craze walahi...loool

I am kinda confused about the issue of hell fire, hence a few questions hoping some one can enligthen us.
1. Where is hell fire?
We knw that heaven is up above atleast according to the story of Jesus ascending into heaven, nd beeing taken up into the clouds. So if heaven is up above, where is hell fire?
2. When did God create Hell fire?
In the bible, we were only told of how God created the heavens and the earth, why nt hell fire. So at what point in time did God create hell fire, was it at the begining together with the heavens and the earth, or was it before the begining recorded in the bible when lucifer nd some angels rebeled nd banished frm heaven? If so, why weren't the rebels sent straigth to hell instead of earth, upto lucifer been able to tempt even in the garden of eden?
3. Who is hell realy made for, devil nd his demons or sinful humans?
I ask this question because we are meant to understand that sinful humans would be sent to hell together with the devil, to be tormented by the devil nd his demons for eternity. But if devil nd his demons will be the ones to torment humans in hell, then it creates the impression that both the devil nd his demons seem to hve adapted nd therefore are comfortable in hell. If so, then hell is nt meant for the devil but for humans...if the devil will feel the heat nd agony of hell, then he nd his gang won't hve the time to be tormenting other people in hell fire.
4. Why would God, a loving, caring nd forgiven father send his children to a place like hell fire?
Given that our lives hve been predestined, how is it justice nd fairness for God to send some pple to hell for eternity? Is it that the teaching of hell is just to mke man afraid nd do the rigth things while on earth...just like a father telling the child that if u dissobey me I will send u to ojuju calabar, the child would then endeavour to behave well, but the father knws that there is no ojuju calabar anywhere let alone him sending his beloved child there.
Can pastors or preists help out with these clarifications.
Moderator, kindly put this on front page cos am sure a lot of other pple would also want answers to these questions nd many more.
Over to you peeps!

@op
Pls leave these south african alone, if a poeple are collectively ungrateful, they are...no matter how hard u try, ungratefulness is in their blood.
Just yesterday, archbishop desmond tutu was apologising to bishops of a certain afrikaans white church who supported anti aparthied movements, buh were disregarded in d entire mandiba's burial ceremony, saying they should hve been recognised. It was on dailymail uk yesterday. Southafricans, ur ungratefulness is legendry. I wish u well in ur post mandela nationhood journey...we sidon dey lo ok una.

For many yrs I've been wondering why the minority whites in sa startd aparthied, while nt in other african countries...has any southafrican been wondering too...any...any...? With pple like bcraig nd sweetcheecks nd d utter crap emanating from their gutter mouth, Now I knw why!
Southafricans are foolish, dumb, lazy, backwards...nd that's why few minority whites could treat u d way they did. Aparthied rily fit u pple gaskiya. Southafricans, ask urslf...why didn't minority whites introduce aparthied in other african countries? Are u thinking abt it....there u hve ur answer. Awon ode buruku! Dan iska!

crackhaus: I'm your Nigerian brother, but you need to shut your mouth man...like seriously!

All I see in this post of yours is sentiments, more sentiments and some more sentiments...no intellect whatsoever. Try to be more logical with your reasoning, our Nigeria is not the only African country that was not given time to honour Madiba, we shouldn't be taking it personal.

If it will make us(maybe people like you) feel better, when a worthy person of ours dies and SA is invited, don't give them recognition too. I only offer this solution to folks like you who let petty sentiments becloud sense and logical reasoning.

Before u start rejoicing in ur intelligent crap, let me burst ur bubble. Am nt talking abt nigeria nt been given d chance to speak at madiba's burial...who cares, many other world leaders didn't speak too, so....
My point is dat southafricans are use to treating nigeria nd nigerians with disdain at d sligthest opportunity, behaving as if nigeria is d worst country on earth. No respect or regards, today is nigerians been deportd over yellow card, tomoro its nigerian been killed in sa nd their business confiscated. Did u nt read how some southafricans hve tlkd down nd insultd nigeria nd nigerians on this same thread, or ar u readong bck of screen ni. So to u, ther was logic in wht they said abi?
U don't even understnd my direction of tot nd u ar tlking of been logical...I think u shld b more analytical b4 commenting.
I dnt wanna insult u, dnt insult me...respect.

i pity you South africans, now you can all open your mouth and say rubbish about Nigeria init? You guys should just watchout, Nigeria will get its act together, solve its leadership problems and take its rigthful place amongs the very important nations of the world. But as for u SAans, u think u dont and cant need us again abi, no p. With your black nation white blood country, the only thing u blacks there have going for you is that one of you is the president. aside that, SA economy is totally run by the whites. The majority of blacks are poor, homeless, jobless and hopeles...this you all knw too well. Let me remind you also that an average Nigerian is far better than an average south african, we are not and can never be mates. Nigeria owns and runs its economy nd proudly so too. The only time SA will beat Nigeria at anything is if the whites are involved...like rugby, and thats even for now.
Thank God for Mandela in your lives, now that the Great man is no more, i wish u well with ur white dominated economy, u are already booing ur president in the public at mandela's burial...u guys shld just not bother to run to Nigeria because u have bitten the hand that fed you, nd its not ur fault at all. Lets watch and see between Nigeria nd south africa. Ungrateful elements.

FOOL FINDER: In the Last picture she looks as if she has no idea of what she is doing.

This guy u don finish me with laff walahi. No be ur fault jare, she as she sef pose like say she dey another planet different frm wia we dey.

Good for her tho, i pity her bf, him own don finish if him been dey beat d chick before she go learn d kungfu. Now na him go dey report the chick to pple say she dey kung fu am. the bush meat don catch the hunter

I do not pity him at all, he is the architect of his own woes...it was inevitavle. The solution to his teams problem is simple- play soldado nd defoe or adebayo together, he sturbonly refused. Make him park well for better coach wey sabi work jare. Gud ridance...

35 square boxes

Case 1:
Mr Mathew, who wakes up on a sunday morning, prepares himslf for church. Wears a well ironed clothe, eats a gud meal nd heads for church. While in church, he sings nd praised hard, gives offering nd other collections, listened patiently in interactd with d sermon. Closes nd goes home to continue his day.
Note: b4 he left home for church, his hungry neighbour came asking for food buh he ignored him, saying he didn't hve spare food. On his way to church, he met some beggers by a trafic ligth who beggd him for money, but he wind up his glass nd drove off at d green ligth, saying in his heart, am I d cause of ur problem?. Whn he got bck frm church, he met some children playing in the compound, he chased them away, saying he wants to sleep, he needs some quiet.
Case 2:
Mr rene, who didn't go to church on d same sunday. But who realised that he had sparefood at home nd shared with his hungry neighbour who came asking. He got into his car, with changed money in his pocket. Went about every junction in his area, giving out alms to beggers nd needy, until he was exhausted. He got to his house nd met some children playing in the compound, though tired, he still finds time to buy and share them some candy, then told them to continue their play but shld reduce their noise cos he wants to sleep.

Nlders, kindly tell me who among these two is a true christian, the type that Jesus nd the appostles envisaged.
Share your tougths pls.

you wan kill yourself abi! welldone, you try...

Kindly give ur tribute or drop a line for the Great Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela.
Here's mine:

He Had the choice to hate, instead he choose to love. He had the choice to revenge his prosecutors, but instead he choose to forgive them. He had the choice to imprison his imprisoners when he became president, but he choose to visit them in their homes. He had the choice to incite the blacks to figth the whites, but instead he choose to endear them to mke friends with each other. He had a choice to be president for life if he wanted to, but he choose to step down after a single term. He had a choice to mind his business nd live f or himslf nd his family alone, but he choose to live for his country and his people. Because he believed that the chains on his hands is on his peoples hands and the chains on his peoples hands are in his hands, and that there is nothing like part freedom.....Sometimes, Greatness Is a choice. ~ Tribute to Mandela The Great

Nigerian eagle, Nigeria pigeon, Nigeria one, Nigeria hundred...what ever! Just give us cheap affordable yet convinient and safe flight to wider range accross the country and beyond. Thats all that matters. Looking forward to my first fligth in one of it tho. Arik, get ready to buckle up some more...

Well, here are my opinions:
Favourite character would be fred ade williams for his decorum all d tym.
Worst would be brenda, bitter old lady.
My cutest is tare, oh am so inlove with her.
Craziest obviously is anjela.
Funniest is definately chucks nd ene.

Enough for mine, let's hear yours, over to you jamaa.
*if u happen to hve Tare's contact, pls kindly share with me...she's got my heart pumping fast. Loooolz