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This is quite unfortunate for the cape verde o, see wetin other countries dey die for naim Tunisia just get on a platter of golld...na their luck sha. btw, how would d cape verde officila not have knwn that the player is inelligible? inexperience in FIFA things i guess!

I have been having mild turbulence while flying all this while, buh i have to confess the one i experienced recently was very terrifying. i have never gotten that scared inside an aeroplane before. The weather was a bit bad, so there was rainy clouds. As the pilot inevitably plunged into the cloud, it was as if all hell was let loose. The plane was shaking, mildly swerving from side to side as if it was going to overturn. I couldnt understand why the pilot was firing the engines more as though the plane was speeding through the turbulence, this made it worse cos in the midst of it, the plane was constantly droping altitude....it was hell.Passengers were shouting; the christians were shouting Blood of Jesus, while the moslems were shouting Allah akbar...i was a bit calm but later nna mehnn i hala o. I sha knw that either Jesus or Allah, one of them must answer today o, this plane aint going down...no not today, loooolz.lo and behold, we finally got out of the turbulence and OMG! it was a harrowing experience. when we eventually landed and i got out of the plane, i ran far far away from the plane and even the airport altogether, abeg a nor fit shout.
Lets hear your own experience with turbulence mid-air.

we had a quarrel so she refused to mke dinner. i had to make dinner maislf, calld her to come nd eat buh she refused. as i was about to eat, she came towards me, trying to start a figth. Then she took the eba i was abt to eat nd flingd it away, i got more angry nd was mad cos she didnt make me dinner nd now she wont let me eat peacefully. Later when she realised her wrong, she came begging me, trying to kiss me, then i started my own shakara. after a while i got carried away with the kiss cos it was entering my head. We kissed nd kissed nd then we had sweet passionate sex.in the end, the same eba she flinged, the remaining one i could salvage, we both ate it togther cos we were hungry nd exhusted after the sex. i always remember that day.

Your reasons are quite valid, nd you should add that ( its just in a males nature to flirt--human male, male cow, male dog etc ---male specie generally. with the abundance of BEAURIFUL women all over at your beck nd call, for almost nothing sometimes, it takes only God's Grace not to cheat as a man.

For me, looking at a womans behind, or looking at a sexy beauriful chick is like looking at a beutiful car passing by...u cant help but look and admire. nd when she is behind-ly well endowed, ur neck just seem to loose control, even whn ur mind doesnt want to look...ur head turns to look nd unfortunately it carries ur eyes too. sorry ladies, we cant help these things sometimes.
In other news, Happy born day to you.

And who says virginity is still the pride of a woman if that be d case then more than half of unmarried women would still be virgins...buh who sai, it's easier to put a camel thru d eye of a needle than to find a virgin girl these days who are btw 18 nd 25 so what ar u sayin op. I wld rather say the pride of a woman is her culinary skills nd may be faithfulness.
For the pride of a man, me feels it's money, money nd more money...abeg forget looks, or big JT. U can just be ok in looks, hve a normal average size JT nd stil shines Congo excellently
Next question Joor moderator seun!

Good stuff tho! But the dilema is that after these their henious acts, hey still go to the mosques to pray and the imams will not preach against them. hence tho they do not represents Mohammed's kind of islam, they are however accepted into the fold. what are we saying; good muslims should speak out, condemn them openly nd let it get to their consciousness that they are betraying pure islam. else what u are saying here makes no meaning to us non-muslims.

As an introvert, this article is almost spot on. If i may add, i think introverts can become for the moment, extroverts if they want to...at least to show the dynamic part of an introvert. We are rily wonderful people to have around u knw. . The strongest point for me as an introvert is that we are very faithful...with frienship and relationship, cos we choose just very few friends. We are also full of creative ideas that can last a life time, infact we are idea orientd people. Thumbs up to all introverts in the house.

Based on my experience and experiences of other people close to me, i have come to realise this facts about ladies. That is, 90% of ladies share this charateristics. This is not to spite the ladies but to highligth some facts and hope they make amends and stop blaming men all the time. I detified a lot more but let me just stick to this 5 for now:

1) Most ladies want to be loved truely, but would love back truely...only when its convinient for them.

2)Ladies want the truth, but cant handle it when told.

3)Most things ladies complain about men, they would do worse if they are in the same situation with that man.

4)Try to be extremely nice to a lady and she will extremely take you for a fool/maga, even tho you are just been yourslf.

5)Most ladies want a loving, caring, and nice guy, but they are not ready to be that type of lady to the guy.

The bottom line is that men are more sacrificial and responsible than women when they are put under the same situations.
Lets hear your views.

op, u ar still asking it has ended since. barca is made up of 3 pillers- the coach (guadiola), messi and the other players(xavi, iniesta, nd co) take away any one of these individual pillers its yakata for them. guardiola has gone, xavi will soon retire nd may be iniesta too. u must agree u dont come accross plyers like that all the time. i hve always said that if i am a coach, that barca team cannot beat my team more than 2 consecutive times before i will knw how to neutralise them, nd mourinho has always prooved me rigth. barca is a team that will play with the same team, same formation, same pattern for all opponents...gosh!!!sometimes the opposition determines ur formation nd tactics, but not for barca, they will never change how they play nd teams except majority of spannish teams have caugth up with their pattern.spanish teams are less technical.

This is sooo sad. No wonder...i was watching the programme yesterday when he was prsenting it but to my surprise they started showing shuan quinton fortune nd toyin. while still wondering what was going on, they eventually even stoped the programme and started showing something else. I was disgusted cos i have been waiting for the programme and changed the channel. And now this. May his gentle soul rest in perfect peace...Amen.

As a Christian, I hve no problem with Islam. But I think Islam seem to take religion beyond humanity. I mean, Islam takes religion to be all that ther is to humans. Religion is only an aspect on man, man has a life outsyd religion. To my Muslim brothers I say...life is not an aspect of religion but that it is religion that is an aspect of life. Man is also a social being, man is also a political being, man is also an emotional being. In Islam, religion tends to suppresses all these things. And when u as a human being does not live a balanced life, extremism becomes easy, cos thers no balance, these terrorist guys ar brainwashed based simply on what their religion says. But I knw Islam is nt a bad religion, i read abt the life nd teachings of prophet muhammed, he was a peaceful man...preaching tolerance and true service to God. if practiced properly, Islam is a religion of peace and tolerance. I think Islam shld be a bit more liberal. What ever prosecution Islam seem to be facing, Christianity has faced worse in the past. Remember when it was a big crime just to be a Christian in Rome nd other empires, many Christians were burnt alive, crucified, nd killed in all manner of ways...hence the crusades. There's no shame in being a Muslim, all it takes is to be a good Muslim...nd u wld be amazed how many willful converts u will harvest. Peace!

Nigeria has only 2 problems;
PDP and others. But d biggest problem is PDP. I say this because it is the same pple in the military that started to destroy Nigeria that still came together to form PDP, so the depleting continues.
The irony is that PDP as a party has the ability to change this country for the better...yes they can do it cos they have all d necessary tools at their disposal...power, money, followership, connections and all other resources. But it's either they are not aware of this ability or are aware but choose to loot the country dry instead. All other problems will be solved if PDP resolve to deliver good governance.
My dislike for obasanjo today is because he out of all our rulers is the one who wld have turn this country around. He had Nigeria and Nigerians at his disposal, every one will obey him, military or civilian but he choose to be political and corrupt. And now we can't hve somebody as influential as him for now.
It's either we get PDP to do the the rigth things or send them packing in 2015, for fresh ideas.

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Was somewhere when I overheard some guys having this discussion. Tot about it myself so I decided to bring it here for objective opinion.
Though the 3 ar not totally good buh given certain situations, when ur gf is faraway nd u have sexual urges. Out of these 3 vices: masturbating urslf to satisfaction, patronizing commercial sex workers without emotional attachment and having flings, which is better for a guy that is in a long distance relationship or gf is not around him but does not want to loose the relationship. Compare their disadvantages nd state which is better. And can masturbation be too much?

The pastor may be rigth in some sense. This is d way I see it: if u court a gurl for 3 yrs, enjoying every every all in the name of studying her or him, nd later u discover that she is not ur type, u then move on to the next gurl rigth! After courting the new gurl too for abt another 2 yrs then she happens not to be ur type, u move on again abi. Then u court the 3rd gurl for another 3 yrs nd she may still not be ur type...how many girls ar u going to court before u eventually marry one? What d pastor is invariably saying is that courtship, no mata how long does not determine whether the marriage will be successful or not. In other words, he is saying don't marry d person u love but instead love the person u marry shikena! The pastor is not saying we shld marry strangers, if u see a gurl u think u like frm a distance based on character and or beauty, go for her. The process of planning ur wedding will be btw 3 to 6 months or more, that's some tym to do further study, not to disqualify her but to know more abt her since uve earlier find somthing marriable in her in the first place.

I appreciate your efforts in writing this letter to us, we already know that not all adherents of islam are boko haram inclined. What worries us is the insisant re-occurence without your imams or religious leaders saying anything about it or doing anyhing to stop it. so first of all that gives u away, as in it makes us believe that u all approve of it as silence constitutes acceptance. Moreso, the problem with islam has is indoctrination, and mis interpretation of certain verses in the qran to suit their wicked acts.
from what uve said, u tlkd about unjustified killing been wrong. does that mean in islam, killing is allowed if u can justify it? then it boils down to justification and i tell u justifying killing is the easiest thing. i think what you in islam shld be preaching is that killing is bad, whether justifiable or not...you cant give life, why take another mans' life because u can justify it? If islam blieves in judgment, then u shld leave judgment to God.
As a christian, from what i know about islam, it is a religion of peace. but if some people are rubbishing the image of the religion, then islamic authorities should do something drastic about it, not aiding nd abeting it by keeping quiet.
Lastly as a word of advice; if u want to islamise a people thers nothing wrong with it but how u go about it is what matters. go and evangelise, preach the good things they stand to gain by by becoming a muslim, let them know how their life would be changed positively by been a muslim nd then let them decide genuinely, as in make it interesting and not by way of jihad, killing innocent people in the name of islamising.

I appreciate your efforts in writing this letter to us, we already know that not all adherents of islam are boko haram inclined. What worries us is the insisant re-occurence without your imams or religious leaders saying anything about it or doing anyhing to stop it. so first of all that gives u away, as in it makes us believe that u all approve of it as silence constitutes acceptance. Moreso, the problem with islam has is indoctrination, and mis interpretation of certain verses in the qran to suit their wicked acts.
from what uve said, u tlkd about unjustified killing been wrong. does that mean in islam, killing is allowed if u can justify it? then it boils down to justification and i tell u justifying killing is the easiest thing. i think what you in islam shld be preaching is that killing is bad, whether justifiable or not...you cant give life, why take another mans' life because u can justify it? If islam blieves in judgment, then u shld leave judgment to God.
As a christian, from what i know about islam, it is a religion of peace. but if some people are rubbishing the image of the religion, then islamic authorities should do something drastic about it, not aiding nd abeting it by keeping quiet.
Lastly as a word of advice; if u want to islamise a people thers nothing wrong with it but how u go about it is what matters. go and evangelise, preach the good things they stand to gain by by becoming a muslim, let them know how their life would be changed positively by been a muslim nd then let them decide genuinely, as in make it interesting and not by way of jihad, killing innocent people in the name of islamising.

U sure say animal u come look cos me I no see any animal here, even rat sef I no see even sef, e be like say na d animals dem come look una . Lov d post tho!

for me i see this racism thing differently. we accuse the white of racism when a black man is involved. but lets turn the table around...supposing, sometimes we cant deny the fact that even we blacks can be racist against a white man too.for example in football, supposing a team like 3sc of ibadan has a white player in their ranks playing for them here in naija, how do u think he will be recieved? what do u think pple would say to him in their local dialect cos they knw he woludnt understand, especially if he makes a terrible misstake on the pitch/ what do u think fans would call him? racism is both ways, it usually occurs when a particular race finds himself where he is totally outnumbered , or his color kind are rare in that geographic location. for me if a white man calls me black monkey, i will call him white pig...if he gives me the banana gesture, i will show him to a refuse dump....cos with time, as climate continue to change, we would knw which skin color or race is superior. Africa is the future of mankind.

the bible says man shall not live by bread alone...marriage is not all about ogood food. a woman may not be gppd in cooking but very good in other things. no woman is perfect. hoever, not knowing how to cook is not the problem, the problem is is she ready to learn? if she is, then ther is no problem but uf she is not ready to llkearn then u have a problem at your hand.

This is against the backdrop that happiness and fulfillment are 2 different things. happiness here means doing what u realy enjoy but without realy results to show while fulfilment is doing what u dont realy enjoy doing but with results to show. Let me break it down- in marriage, would u rather marry some one u realy love but without been able to byuild ur own house, drive choice cars or even have children, or would you marry some one u dont really love but you are able to build houses, buy cars nd have lovely kids from the union??
in career- would u rather work some where u really enjoy the job but cant realy enjoy or afford the minor luxuries of life, ie the normal things u should have as a man, or would u rather work some where u dont really enjoy the job but it provides life's luxury?
The dub is that u may be happy in 1 but not fulfilled or u may be fulfilled in 1 but not really happy, which is better??

yea i knw the feeling, coincidentally it almost happened to me last nyt again. It happened to me several times that i have now knwn when it wants to happen nd what to do to stop it. last nyt, while i lay down to sleep, i felt the experience building up, buh i quickly used all my strength to move my body nd forcefully open my eyes before it took root in me, also changing my sleeping position. trying to sleep again, it started building up again nd after fitghing it off again, i took my bible which was like miles away frm me...looool, prayed- covering myslf with the blood of Jesus and putting the bible under my pillow. i tell u the thing stoped immediately nd i slept soundly. i usually see it as demonic attack, cos the first times i exzperienced it, it really took hold of me so i felt the demons warm hands on my cheeks, laughing sinistally while laid helpless...i could feel it. i understand it usually when these evil pple have seen that something good is coming ur way, they use that means to collect the glory meant for u nd u would miss out on it. please if u have such experiences, dont just relax nd let it go on, fitgh it off cos when they say some pple sleep nd didnt wake up, thats usually what happend to them...they were pressed to death.

for me i think girls are usualy not intune with the word 'mobile' they would just dump the phone some wher nd then u would call and call without her even knowing. how ever, upon seeing the missed call, she should return the call or beep the caller to call back. cos u ar the one not taking his call now u think its normal rigth, i tell u its not funny when ur bf is not taking ur call especially when u need to talk to him badly. then u will appreciate taing his call when ever he calls.

fashola has always impressed me with actions and reactions. what baflles me most is that nobody knew a man like this existed in this country full of self glorifying politicians. i knw a whole lot of other governors who would have jumped at the offer. it shows that fashola is focused at the present and has the future at heart. Dont worry sir, countless awards nd titles will come in due course after ur meritorious service. i also believe that ther are alot more fashola's in this country, pple who are focused on the task of elevating the quality of life of their fellow citizen but who dont have the opportunity at leadership. i for one can say that i am fashola 'typed', some of us dont just criticise, when given the opportunity, we make a difference. i pray to have the opportunity at leadership in my life time. All hail fash baba.

The amazing thing about kissing is that other people's saliva is like poison when they touch our mouth or even when they touch our skin, we quickly clean it off as if its acid. But how come the saliva of our spouse is different? how come we kiss our spouse nd swallow the saliva as if its honey...it actually is tho, i can kiss my spouse all day...loool. Beats my imagination sha buh i guess it has to do with affection.

The amazing thing about kissing is that other peoples saliva is like poison when they touch our mouth or even when they touch our skin, we quickly clean it off as if its acid. but how come the saliva of our spouse is different? how come we kiss our spouse nd swallow the saliva as if its honey...it actualy is tho, i can kiss my gf all day...loool! beats my imagination sha buh i guess it has to do with affection.

The amazing thing about kissing is that other peoples saliva is like poison when they touch our mouth or even when they touch our skin, we quickly clean it off as if its acid. but how come the saliva of our spouse is different? how come we kiss our spouse nd swallow the saliva as if its honey...it actualy is tho, i can kiss my gf all day...loool! beats my imagination sha buh i guess it has to do with affection.

Bros which akin question be dis nah...fly werrin, na kite ni? Unless them make am 5,000 frm Lagos to abuja I fit risk am. Buh seriously tho, na danna today, e fit be aero tomorrow or even arik. God help us.

it is very easy to say people have no reason to cheat, and by all means cheating is not a good thing. However, u find urslf in situations wher u feel that at this point may be u shld have sme one else beside, to help reduce the pressure and frictions in ur relationship. not that u dont lov ur gf anymore or that u enjoy the act but sometimes it can be out of necessity. For example, when u make some girls realize tyhat they ar all uve got, without them u cant live...nd this they knw themselves. instead of loving you in equal measure, some would just take ur love for grantd nd mke the fool of u with the mind that they ar all uve got. Thats when u come to nairaland nd start hearing guys complaining and lamenting about their gf's ill treatment. what i would rather say is that if you find a girl that iss worth it, dont cheat on her...thats bad. but if she is not worth it, then seek solace elsewhere. for me tho, if she is not worth it, i'd rather try to quit than cheat cos sme of us just dont knw how to cheat without been caught.

i think he is rigth tho, buh wrong at the same time. how can u move the capital of a country from lagos to abuja and expec that only about a million ppl will live in it...that is reverse thinking.
moreso, you moved almost all the head quaters of all gvt parastatals to abuja, coupled with so many companies who also moved their head qtrs to abuja..just how do you expect that only the workers would relocate without their families . Also with other pple seeking for opportunities in a new place, and then u expect the population to be 1 million. the planners got it wrong frm the start hence the shortage or very high price of houses which i think is abuja's biggest problem. once again...reverse thinking.

if u ask me i think its better to love the one u marry. This is cos it can be asked what if she never grow inlove with him? but dont also forget that it can also be askd when she marries d one she loves, what if the love fades away or gets awry especially when he doesnt love her as much as she does? All she needs do is to open her heart to love except if the man is wicked or unlovable...beauty never loved the ugly beast frm the begining but she grew in love with him nd cos the lov was genuine, the beast turned into a hansome charming prince. How ever, the best is to combine both...marry the one u lov nd then love the one u marry. Ladies Be wise...