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|Pets / The Monitor Lizard I Saw At Oshodi by Tezboi(m): 11:41pm On Apr 30|
I was at oshodi fabrics market buying some stuffs when I saw people moving towards a particular direction. Wondering what could have happened, I kukuma carry myself go do amebo. Brethren in the house, this is what I saw people staring at. I heard some people saying, see correct pepper soup....
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|Celebrities / Re: Kunle Afolayan Takes His Children On Family Trip To Hometown Agbamu, Kwara by Tezboi(m): 5:30pm On Dec 29, 2020|
Ah... Those meat
Na panla I eat for Christmas
|Politics / Re: Osamwonyi Atu Resigns, Dumps Obaseki by Tezboi(m): 11:14am On Jul 27, 2020|
Gbese re o
Guys, pls go download "o ngbona felifeli" by osho baba.
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|Politics / Re: How 2023 Calculations May Have Led Dogara Back To APC by Tezboi(m): 6:30am On Jul 25, 2020|
Dey re already planning 2023, Apc=pdp. Naija politics tire me abeg. Make person just dash me Trinidad & Tobago visa
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|Celebrities / Tuface Retweets A Porn Video, post deleted by Tezboi(m): 9:37am On Sep 24, 2019|
Tuface idibia also known as 2baba retweets a porn video on his twitter TL.
After some hours, a further look into his Twitter TL shows the post as been deleted.
Is this a mistake or his account has been hacked?
|Politics / Re: Nigerians Call For Arrest Of Amosun Over 1,000 AK47, 4 Million Bullets Stockpile by Tezboi(m): 4:15pm On Jun 25, 2019|
4 million bullets?... Na wu count am?
It might av probably been a donation to d police force. Bt irrespective of dat, I fink a governor Sudnt be directly involved in d purchase of arms
|Politics / Re: Show More Respect To Buhari, Goodluck Jonathan Tells Omokri by Tezboi(m): 6:48am On Apr 23, 2019|
Buhari o, omokri o, Jonathan o, u re all mad.
Woke up dis morning, dnt even wat to do wif my life
I am fvcking jobless & pple wif 100million minimum balance re playing politics wif our life. TFU
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|Politics / Re: Alleged Ballot Box Snatcher Demola, Head Of OPC In Okota Survives by Tezboi(m): 8:13am On Feb 24, 2019|
Lol... Next time u dey polling unit & u con see say ballot box wey dey on top table wan fall, u go Jez comot eye & pocket ur hand because of reflex action.
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|Politics / Re: Why I Am Voting Buhari This Saturday by Tezboi(m): 9:57am On Feb 22, 2019|
If I don't get 100 likes, I am voting buhari tomorrow
|Politics / Re: Aisha Alhassan's Convoy Ferried On A Wooden Boat Across A River. Photos by Tezboi(m): 8:39pm On Feb 13, 2019|
I wish d boat capsize and she drowns
U can't give dem bridge, bt during campaigns, u give dem empty promises
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|Politics / Re: On This Day: Murtala Mohammed Was Shot Dead In His Mercedes Benz (PHOTOS) by Tezboi(m): 3:32pm On Feb 13, 2019|
Below is a text of the second speech which
Colonel Dimka never got to read on the air
This is Lt. Col. BS Dimka. I now explain why
we the Young Revolutionaries of the Armed
Forces have found it necessary to overthrow
the six month old government of Murtala.
On the 29th July 1975 the Government of
General Gowon was overthrown. Some of
the reasons given for the change were:
c. Arrest and detention without trial
d. Weakness on the part of the Head of
e. Maladministration in general and a host
of other malpractice.
Every honest Nigerian will agree with me
that since the change over of government
there has not been any physical
development in the whole country generally.
All we have is arbitrary dismissal of innocent
Nigerians who have contributed in no less
amount to the building of this great nation.
A Professor was arrested, detained,
dismissed and later taken to court on an
article which every honest Nigerian will
agree that all the points contained in that
article were 100% truth. The sad point about
it all is that those who initiated the
retirement or dismissal exercise are the
worst offenders. You will be informed about
the ill-gotten wealth in my next
The acting General Manager of the Nigerian
Airways was invited to the Dodan Barracks
and detained without trial. The people of
this country have been living in a state of
fear. The Armed Forces promotion exercise
is still fresh in your minds. Whatever
reasons they have for the promotion one
can only say that they are ambitious. They
in fact took over power to enrich
We are convinced that some of the
programmes announced for a return to
civilian rule are made to favor a particular
group. To mention only one. Maitama Sule
is a politician. But has been appointed Chief
of Commissioners for Complaints. This is to
prepare him for the next political head at all
cost. How many of you know that Maitama
Sule is on a salary of N17,000 per annum?
In view of what I have just said and a lot
more which time will not permit me to
mention, we the Young Revolutionaries have
once again taken over the Government to
save Murtala from total disgrace and
prevent him from committing further
blunders and totally collapsing the country
before he runs away in the name of
retirement to enjoy the huge fortune he got
through bribe which he has now stored
outside this country. I believe that charity
should begin at home.
Please stay by your radio for further
We are all together.”
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|Religion / Re: Is It Right To Play Secular Songs During Christian Weddings? by Tezboi(m): 7:18am On Nov 25, 2018|
So, u want dem to start playing all dose boring songs?
Igbeyawo by oritse Femi
Oruka by Sunny nneji
Ololufe by wande coal
& a little bit of legbegbe will increase d tempo
It's a wedding, nt a crusade
So, it's only "SU" dat will attend d wedding abi
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|Car Talk / Re: Is This The Most Advanced Car Washing Machine Ever? by Tezboi(m): 2:10pm On Nov 22, 2018|
Can dis machine wash cars dat travels along d potorpotor region
|Celebrities / Re: Seun Egbegbe Appears In Court Today After Spending 20 Month In Prison by Tezboi(m): 11:10am On Nov 05, 2018|
See as hin neck long... D guy don chop sour beans tire
If only he knows hw many versions of new iPhone dat has been introduced into d market since den
|Politics / Re: Usman Sandamu Is Dead! Nigerian Railway Corporation Chairman Dies by Tezboi(m): 8:28am On Oct 12, 2018|
Na hw person fit apply for d vacant post
|TV/Movies / Re: Throwback: Seeing Movies, What It Looked Like Decades Ago (Photos) by Tezboi(m): 5:50am On Oct 04, 2018|
Life na turn by turn
I cud remember den I gave kubura "shoki" in my papa single room Jez because she wan watch "Toofan"
|Romance / Re: When A Man Is Hot - Meme Collection by Tezboi(m): 10:07am On Sep 03, 2018|
I cud remember back den at sch, konji na bastardd
My gal no wan do normal cos she dey vex & pple don travel as e be say we jez finish exam. For 3days I dey beg her o, even if na to rub bt she no wan gree, at last sha, she gave me. Mehn, as I dey on top her dey fire, naso tears dey flow down freely from my eyes (tears of joy I guess)... Lol
|Phones / Re: Motorola Announces First 5G Smartphone by Tezboi(m): 7:20am On Aug 05, 2018|
it's gonna be available in Naija in d year 2023. I can imagine Glo partnering wif Motorola.
Pls guys, in my area, weneva it is 11pm, Glo network will Jez disappear, & reappear around 5am in d morning [Glo dey form "abija"] . Am I d only one experiencing dis?
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|Investment / Re: Regular Income Online For Serious Students by Tezboi(m): 1:42pm On Jul 08, 2018|
|Investment / Re: Regular Income Online For Serious Students by Tezboi(m): 1:42pm On Jul 08, 2018|
|Celebrities / Re: Tobi Bakre Parties With D'banj (Video) by Tezboi(m): 12:21pm On Jun 11, 2018|
TheAngry1:Re u angry?
|Celebrities / Re: Tobi Bakre Parties With D'banj (Video) by Tezboi(m): 12:03pm On Jun 11, 2018|
I tire 4 nairaland
So dis is news?
|Politics / Re: Nigeria Has A Massive Reputation For Corruption — Trump by Tezboi(m): 11:08pm On Apr 30, 2018|
I saw buhari in my dream trekking to daura. I woke up & i smiled. I av neva had a dream so sweet as dis
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|TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Alex Mother's Kitchen By Dano Milk (Pictures) by Tezboi(m): 2:06pm On Apr 22, 2018|
Dose pple saying "no food stuff*. For una house, na where una dey pack foodstuff? No be inside white plastic under una bed.
Dano, una try jare.... Some mofo, na backyard of deir face me I slap u deir kitchen dey
|Politics / Re: President Muhammadu Buhari Returns To Nigeria From London (Video) by Tezboi(m): 10:16pm On Apr 21, 2018|
Yusuf is jobless bt ride #80m power bike,
D bike got him in a state of coma, & he was flown abroad in a presidential jet.
He survived, & he was given an heroic welcome.
One of his daughter failed law sch 3 times,
& nw she drives d best luxury cars.
Emeka my paddy is a 1st class graduate,
I so much respect his hustle,
He went for a marketing job of 40k at one financial institution. He cudnt keep up wif family needs cos d salary is meagre. Nw he is into sharwama & barbecue. D guy is nt lazy....
If I tell u hw my hustle be... I swear, una go gimme plenty accolade.
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|Celebrities / Re: Ireti Osayemi Leaves Her Marriage After 10 Years by Tezboi(m): 5:24pm On Apr 18, 2018|
Nollywood is evolving. Wif d likes of bolanle ninalowo, Alex Ekubo etc, u re sure to av extra Marital affairs. U can't av dis kind of old boogie at home and catch up wif d trend.
Piece of advice: don't rush into marriage
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|Celebrities / Re: Vast Of Bracket Music Group Throws Birthday Party For Girlfriend In London. PICS by Tezboi(m): 5:52am On Apr 15, 2018|
Won ti expire bi pali condom
Even *yoriyori* can't give u a *happy day*
Na who knw, knw
Bt dat babe teeth ehn, her biting skill na Jackie Chan
|Politics / Re: Dino Malaye Shows Off His Sons In New Adorable Photo by Tezboi(m): 5:48am On Apr 15, 2018|
Dat biggie wif an ugly face, he came from which planet
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|Celebrities / Re: Cee-c Is Not A Ordinary Human Being - ‘alex’ Reportedly Reveals by Tezboi(m): 1:02pm On Apr 07, 2018|
Fast? C'mon stop dat joke
|Celebrities / Re: #bbnaija: Ahneeka Goes Bald In New Photo by Tezboi(m): 11:14am On Apr 07, 2018|
See gorimapa o
To give her "abara" for head dey hungry me, I swear
|Health / Re: Burn Survivor, Kenny Williams Makaveli Shares Before And After Photos by Tezboi(m): 10:58am On Apr 07, 2018|
He is nw a full bearded gang.
Y is it dat weneva f*ck guys re in trouble, dat is wen dey remember d holy Bible. Dey won't even pray wif it bt instead, dey place it at d top corner of deir bed. Re u insinuating dat is gonna save u.... Anyways, u re lucky. Praise Jah
|Celebrities / Re: Nigerians Should Be Banned On Twitter, See Replies A Man Got For His Birthday by Tezboi(m): 5:21pm On Mar 13, 2018|
Oh Lawd! Dis guy is surely HEADing to d top. As d HEAD of Operations, I see d HEADquarters giving birth to many branches. Keep winning bro Headward
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