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Politics / Re: Nigerians Call For Arrest Of Amosun Over 1,000 AK47, 4 Million Bullets Stockpile by Tezboi(m): 4:15pm On Jun 25, 2019 |
4 million bullets?... Na wu count am? It might av probably been a donation to d police force. Bt irrespective of dat, I fink a governor Sudnt be directly involved in d purchase of arms 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: Show More Respect To Buhari, Goodluck Jonathan Tells Omokri by Tezboi(m): 6:48am On Apr 23, 2019 |
Buhari o, omokri o, Jonathan o, u re all mad. Woke up dis morning, dnt even wat to do wif my life I am fvcking jobless & pple wif 100million minimum balance re playing politics wif our life. TFU 138 Likes 8 Shares |
Politics / Re: Alleged Ballot Box Snatcher Demola, Head Of OPC In Okota Survives by Tezboi(m): 8:13am On Feb 24, 2019 |
Lol... Next time u dey polling unit & u con see say ballot box wey dey on top table wan fall, u go Jez comot eye & pocket ur hand because of reflex action. 283 Likes 19 Shares |
Politics / Re: Why I Am Voting Buhari This Saturday by Tezboi(m): 9:57am On Feb 22, 2019 |
If I don't get 100 likes, I am voting buhari tomorrow 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Aisha Alhassan's Convoy Ferried On A Wooden Boat Across A River. Photos by Tezboi(m): 8:39pm On Feb 13, 2019 |
I wish d boat capsize and she drowns U can't give dem bridge, bt during campaigns, u give dem empty promises 38 Likes 3 Shares |
Politics / Re: On This Day: Murtala Mohammed Was Shot Dead In His Mercedes Benz (PHOTOS) by Tezboi(m): 3:32pm On Feb 13, 2019 |
Below is a text of the second speech which Colonel Dimka never got to read on the air waves: “Fellow Nigerians, This is Lt. Col. BS Dimka. I now explain why we the Young Revolutionaries of the Armed Forces have found it necessary to overthrow the six month old government of Murtala. On the 29th July 1975 the Government of General Gowon was overthrown. Some of the reasons given for the change were: a. Corruption b. Indecision c. Arrest and detention without trial d. Weakness on the part of the Head of State e. Maladministration in general and a host of other malpractice. Every honest Nigerian will agree with me that since the change over of government there has not been any physical development in the whole country generally. All we have is arbitrary dismissal of innocent Nigerians who have contributed in no less amount to the building of this great nation. A Professor was arrested, detained, dismissed and later taken to court on an article which every honest Nigerian will agree that all the points contained in that article were 100% truth. The sad point about it all is that those who initiated the retirement or dismissal exercise are the worst offenders. You will be informed about the ill-gotten wealth in my next announcement. The acting General Manager of the Nigerian Airways was invited to the Dodan Barracks and detained without trial. The people of this country have been living in a state of fear. The Armed Forces promotion exercise is still fresh in your minds. Whatever reasons they have for the promotion one can only say that they are ambitious. They in fact took over power to enrich themselves. We are convinced that some of the programmes announced for a return to civilian rule are made to favor a particular group. To mention only one. Maitama Sule is a politician. But has been appointed Chief of Commissioners for Complaints. This is to prepare him for the next political head at all cost. How many of you know that Maitama Sule is on a salary of N17,000 per annum? In view of what I have just said and a lot more which time will not permit me to mention, we the Young Revolutionaries have once again taken over the Government to save Murtala from total disgrace and prevent him from committing further blunders and totally collapsing the country before he runs away in the name of retirement to enjoy the huge fortune he got through bribe which he has now stored outside this country. I believe that charity should begin at home. Please stay by your radio for further announcements. We are all together.” 46 Likes 6 Shares |
Religion / Re: Is It Right To Play Secular Songs During Christian Weddings? by Tezboi(m): 7:18am On Nov 25, 2018 |
So, u want dem to start playing all dose boring songs? Igbeyawo by oritse Femi Oruka by Sunny nneji Ololufe by wande coal & a little bit of legbegbe will increase d tempo It's a wedding, nt a crusade So, it's only "SU" dat will attend d wedding abi 47 Likes 4 Shares |
Car Talk / Re: Is This The Most Advanced Car Washing Machine Ever? by Tezboi(m): 2:10pm On Nov 22, 2018 |
Can dis machine wash cars dat travels along d potorpotor region 76 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Seun Egbegbe Appears In Court Today After Spending 20 Month In Prison by Tezboi(m): 11:10am On Nov 05, 2018 |
See as hin neck long... D guy don chop sour beans tire If only he knows hw many versions of new iPhone dat has been introduced into d market since den 45 Likes |
Politics / Re: Usman Sandamu Is Dead! Nigerian Railway Corporation Chairman Dies by Tezboi(m): 8:28am On Oct 12, 2018 |
Na hw person fit apply for d vacant post |
TV/Movies / Re: Throwback: Seeing Movies, What It Looked Like Decades Ago (Photos) by Tezboi(m): 5:50am On Oct 04, 2018 |
Life na turn by turn I cud remember den I gave kubura "shoki" in my papa single room Jez because she wan watch "Toofan" 15 Likes |
Romance / Re: When A Man Is Hot - Meme Collection by Tezboi(m): 10:07am On Sep 03, 2018 |
Funny poo. I cud remember back den at sch, konji na bastardd My gal no wan do normal cos she dey vex & pple don travel as e be say we jez finish exam. For 3days I dey beg her o, even if na to rub bt she no wan gree, at last sha, she gave me. Mehn, as I dey on top her dey fire, naso tears dey flow down freely from my eyes (tears of joy I guess)... Lol 2 Likes |
Phones / Re: Motorola Announces First 5G Smartphone by Tezboi(m): 7:20am On Aug 05, 2018 |
it's gonna be available in Naija in d year 2023. I can imagine Glo partnering wif Motorola. Pls guys, in my area, weneva it is 11pm, Glo network will Jez disappear, & reappear around 5am in d morning [Glo dey form "abija"] . Am I d only one experiencing dis? 29 Likes 4 Shares |
Investment / Re: Regular Income Online For Serious Students by Tezboi(m): 1:42pm On Jul 08, 2018 |
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Investment / Re: Regular Income Online For Serious Students by Tezboi(m): 1:42pm On Jul 08, 2018 |
Agbekeye.ayodele@gmail.com |
Celebrities / Re: Tobi Bakre Parties With D'banj (Video) by Tezboi(m): 12:21pm On Jun 11, 2018 |
TheAngry1:Re u angry? |
Celebrities / Re: Tobi Bakre Parties With D'banj (Video) by Tezboi(m): 12:03pm On Jun 11, 2018 |
I tire 4 nairaland So dis is news? 1 Like
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Politics / Re: Nigeria Has A Massive Reputation For Corruption — Trump by Tezboi(m): 11:08pm On Apr 30, 2018 |
I saw buhari in my dream trekking to daura. I woke up & i smiled. I av neva had a dream so sweet as dis 40 Likes 5 Shares
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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Alex Mother's Kitchen By Dano Milk (Pictures) by Tezboi(m): 2:06pm On Apr 22, 2018 |
Dose pple saying "no food stuff*. For una house, na where una dey pack foodstuff? No be inside white plastic under una bed. Dano, una try jare.... Some mofo, na backyard of deir face me I slap u deir kitchen dey 21 Likes |
Politics / Re: President Muhammadu Buhari Returns To Nigeria From London (Video) by Tezboi(m): 10:16pm On Apr 21, 2018 |
Yusuf is jobless bt ride #80m power bike, D bike got him in a state of coma, & he was flown abroad in a presidential jet. He survived, & he was given an heroic welcome. One of his daughter failed law sch 3 times, & nw she drives d best luxury cars. Emeka my paddy is a 1st class graduate, I so much respect his hustle, He went for a marketing job of 40k at one financial institution. He cudnt keep up wif family needs cos d salary is meagre. Nw he is into sharwama & barbecue. D guy is nt lazy.... If I tell u hw my hustle be... I swear, una go gimme plenty accolade. #Lazynigerianyouth 93 Likes 4 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Ireti Osayemi Leaves Her Marriage After 10 Years by Tezboi(m): 5:24pm On Apr 18, 2018 |
Nollywood is evolving. Wif d likes of bolanle ninalowo, Alex Ekubo etc, u re sure to av extra Marital affairs. U can't av dis kind of old boogie at home and catch up wif d trend. Piece of advice: don't rush into marriage 6 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Vast Of Bracket Music Group Throws Birthday Party For Girlfriend In London. PICS by Tezboi(m): 5:52am On Apr 15, 2018 |
Won ti expire bi pali condom Even *yoriyori* can't give u a *happy day* Na who knw, knw Bt dat babe teeth ehn, her biting skill na Jackie Chan |
Politics / Re: Dino Malaye Shows Off His Sons In New Adorable Photo by Tezboi(m): 5:48am On Apr 15, 2018 |
Dat biggie wif an ugly face, he came from which planet 15 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Cee-c Is Not A Ordinary Human Being - ‘alex’ Reportedly Reveals by Tezboi(m): 1:02pm On Apr 07, 2018 |
Fast? C'mon stop dat joke 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: #bbnaija: Ahneeka Goes Bald In New Photo by Tezboi(m): 11:14am On Apr 07, 2018 |
See gorimapa o To give her "abara" for head dey hungry me, I swear |
Health / Re: Burn Survivor, Kenny Williams Makaveli Shares Before And After Photos by Tezboi(m): 10:58am On Apr 07, 2018 |
He is nw a full bearded gang. Y is it dat weneva f*ck guys re in trouble, dat is wen dey remember d holy Bible. Dey won't even pray wif it bt instead, dey place it at d top corner of deir bed. Re u insinuating dat is gonna save u.... Anyways, u re lucky. Praise Jah |
Celebrities / Re: Nigerians Should Be Banned On Twitter, See Replies A Man Got For His Birthday by Tezboi(m): 5:21pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
Oh Lawd! Dis guy is surely HEADing to d top. As d HEAD of Operations, I see d HEADquarters giving birth to many branches. Keep winning bro Headward 2 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: Heavy Wind Wrecks Havoc On Delta State Community (PHOTOS) by Tezboi(m): 6:49pm On Feb 18, 2018 |
Nairaland / General / Re: See The Huge Monitor Lizard Killed By My Neighbours Today by Tezboi(m): 4:20pm On Feb 06, 2018 |
Lala.... Osha prampram 12 Likes
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Romance / Re: Police Officer Spotted Buying Female Panties In Lagos (photos) by Tezboi(m): 2:33pm On Jan 30, 2018 |
And 4 night, he go con remove d girl bra, put mouth 4 d koko &...............
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Celebrities / Re: Meet Lubumbashi: He Made Chairs With Worn-out Tires by Tezboi(m): 2:09pm On Jan 30, 2018 |
Nice one... Bt i can't fit use it 4 my hood. Science student cannot visit u in peace, cos dis guys play wif matches, fire & smoke too much |
Celebrities / Re: Olakunle Fawole, Yvonne Jegede's Husband Gushes Over Her Makeup Photos by Tezboi(m): 4:14pm On Jan 17, 2018 |
Bae.... I'm going to send her pic to China, & 100 of her Sex doll will be produced & delivered within d next 5 working days.... Osha prampram 1 Like |
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