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Politics / Re: Why I Am Voting Buhari This Saturday by Tezboi(m): 9:57am On Feb 22, 2019 |
If I don't get 100 likes, I am voting buhari tomorrow 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Aisha Alhassan's Convoy Ferried On A Wooden Boat Across A River. Photos by Tezboi(m): 8:39pm On Feb 13, 2019 |
I wish d boat capsize and she drowns U can't give dem bridge, bt during campaigns, u give dem empty promises 38 Likes 3 Shares |
Politics / Re: On This Day: Murtala Mohammed Was Shot Dead In His Mercedes Benz (PHOTOS) by Tezboi(m): 3:32pm On Feb 13, 2019 |
Below is a text of the second speech which Colonel Dimka never got to read on the air waves: “Fellow Nigerians, This is Lt. Col. BS Dimka. I now explain why we the Young Revolutionaries of the Armed Forces have found it necessary to overthrow the six month old government of Murtala. On the 29th July 1975 the Government of General Gowon was overthrown. Some of the reasons given for the change were: a. Corruption b. Indecision c. Arrest and detention without trial d. Weakness on the part of the Head of State e. Maladministration in general and a host of other malpractice. Every honest Nigerian will agree with me that since the change over of government there has not been any physical development in the whole country generally. All we have is arbitrary dismissal of innocent Nigerians who have contributed in no less amount to the building of this great nation. A Professor was arrested, detained, dismissed and later taken to court on an article which every honest Nigerian will agree that all the points contained in that article were 100% truth. The sad point about it all is that those who initiated the retirement or dismissal exercise are the worst offenders. You will be informed about the ill-gotten wealth in my next announcement. The acting General Manager of the Nigerian Airways was invited to the Dodan Barracks and detained without trial. The people of this country have been living in a state of fear. The Armed Forces promotion exercise is still fresh in your minds. Whatever reasons they have for the promotion one can only say that they are ambitious. They in fact took over power to enrich themselves. We are convinced that some of the programmes announced for a return to civilian rule are made to favor a particular group. To mention only one. Maitama Sule is a politician. But has been appointed Chief of Commissioners for Complaints. This is to prepare him for the next political head at all cost. How many of you know that Maitama Sule is on a salary of N17,000 per annum? In view of what I have just said and a lot more which time will not permit me to mention, we the Young Revolutionaries have once again taken over the Government to save Murtala from total disgrace and prevent him from committing further blunders and totally collapsing the country before he runs away in the name of retirement to enjoy the huge fortune he got through bribe which he has now stored outside this country. I believe that charity should begin at home. Please stay by your radio for further announcements. We are all together.” 46 Likes 6 Shares |
Religion / Re: Is It Right To Play Secular Songs During Christian Weddings? by Tezboi(m): 7:18am On Nov 25, 2018 |
So, u want dem to start playing all dose boring songs? Igbeyawo by oritse Femi Oruka by Sunny nneji Ololufe by wande coal & a little bit of legbegbe will increase d tempo It's a wedding, nt a crusade So, it's only "SU" dat will attend d wedding abi 47 Likes 4 Shares |
Car Talk / Re: Is This The Most Advanced Car Washing Machine Ever? by Tezboi(m): 2:10pm On Nov 22, 2018 |
Can dis machine wash cars dat travels along d potorpotor region 76 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Seun Egbegbe Appears In Court Today After Spending 20 Month In Prison by Tezboi(m): 11:10am On Nov 05, 2018 |
See as hin neck long... D guy don chop sour beans tire If only he knows hw many versions of new iPhone dat has been introduced into d market since den 45 Likes |
Politics / Re: Usman Sandamu Is Dead! Nigerian Railway Corporation Chairman Dies by Tezboi(m): 8:28am On Oct 12, 2018 |
Na hw person fit apply for d vacant post |
TV/Movies / Re: Throwback: Seeing Movies, What It Looked Like Decades Ago (Photos) by Tezboi(m): 5:50am On Oct 04, 2018 |
Life na turn by turn I cud remember den I gave kubura "shoki" in my papa single room Jez because she wan watch "Toofan" 15 Likes |
Romance / Re: When A Man Is Hot - Meme Collection by Tezboi(m): 10:07am On Sep 03, 2018 |
Funny poo. I cud remember back den at sch, konji na bastardd My gal no wan do normal cos she dey vex & pple don travel as e be say we jez finish exam. For 3days I dey beg her o, even if na to rub bt she no wan gree, at last sha, she gave me. Mehn, as I dey on top her dey fire, naso tears dey flow down freely from my eyes (tears of joy I guess)... Lol 2 Likes |
Phones / Re: Motorola Announces First 5G Smartphone by Tezboi(m): 7:20am On Aug 05, 2018 |
it's gonna be available in Naija in d year 2023. I can imagine Glo partnering wif Motorola. Pls guys, in my area, weneva it is 11pm, Glo network will Jez disappear, & reappear around 5am in d morning [Glo dey form "abija"] . Am I d only one experiencing dis? 29 Likes 4 Shares |
Investment / Re: Regular Income Online For Serious Students by Tezboi(m): 1:42pm On Jul 08, 2018 |
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Investment / Re: Regular Income Online For Serious Students by Tezboi(m): 1:42pm On Jul 08, 2018 |
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Celebrities / Re: Tobi Bakre Parties With D'banj (Video) by Tezboi(m): 12:21pm On Jun 11, 2018 |
TheAngry1:Re u angry? |
Celebrities / Re: Tobi Bakre Parties With D'banj (Video) by Tezboi(m): 12:03pm On Jun 11, 2018 |
I tire 4 nairaland So dis is news? 1 Like
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Politics / Re: Nigeria Has A Massive Reputation For Corruption — Trump by Tezboi(m): 11:08pm On Apr 30, 2018 |
I saw buhari in my dream trekking to daura. I woke up & i smiled. I av neva had a dream so sweet as dis 40 Likes 5 Shares
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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Alex Mother's Kitchen By Dano Milk (Pictures) by Tezboi(m): 2:06pm On Apr 22, 2018 |
Dose pple saying "no food stuff*. For una house, na where una dey pack foodstuff? No be inside white plastic under una bed. Dano, una try jare.... Some mofo, na backyard of deir face me I slap u deir kitchen dey 21 Likes |
Politics / Re: President Muhammadu Buhari Returns To Nigeria From London (Video) by Tezboi(m): 10:16pm On Apr 21, 2018 |
Yusuf is jobless bt ride #80m power bike, D bike got him in a state of coma, & he was flown abroad in a presidential jet. He survived, & he was given an heroic welcome. One of his daughter failed law sch 3 times, & nw she drives d best luxury cars. Emeka my paddy is a 1st class graduate, I so much respect his hustle, He went for a marketing job of 40k at one financial institution. He cudnt keep up wif family needs cos d salary is meagre. Nw he is into sharwama & barbecue. D guy is nt lazy.... If I tell u hw my hustle be... I swear, una go gimme plenty accolade. #Lazynigerianyouth 93 Likes 4 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Ireti Osayemi Leaves Her Marriage After 10 Years by Tezboi(m): 5:24pm On Apr 18, 2018 |
Nollywood is evolving. Wif d likes of bolanle ninalowo, Alex Ekubo etc, u re sure to av extra Marital affairs. U can't av dis kind of old boogie at home and catch up wif d trend. Piece of advice: don't rush into marriage 6 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Vast Of Bracket Music Group Throws Birthday Party For Girlfriend In London. PICS by Tezboi(m): 5:52am On Apr 15, 2018 |
Won ti expire bi pali condom Even *yoriyori* can't give u a *happy day* Na who knw, knw Bt dat babe teeth ehn, her biting skill na Jackie Chan |
Politics / Re: Dino Malaye Shows Off His Sons In New Adorable Photo by Tezboi(m): 5:48am On Apr 15, 2018 |
Dat biggie wif an ugly face, he came from which planet 15 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Cee-c Is Not A Ordinary Human Being - ‘alex’ Reportedly Reveals by Tezboi(m): 1:02pm On Apr 07, 2018 |
Fast? C'mon stop dat joke 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: #bbnaija: Ahneeka Goes Bald In New Photo by Tezboi(m): 11:14am On Apr 07, 2018 |
See gorimapa o To give her "abara" for head dey hungry me, I swear |
Health / Re: Burn Survivor, Kenny Williams Makaveli Shares Before And After Photos by Tezboi(m): 10:58am On Apr 07, 2018 |
He is nw a full bearded gang. Y is it dat weneva f*ck guys re in trouble, dat is wen dey remember d holy Bible. Dey won't even pray wif it bt instead, dey place it at d top corner of deir bed. Re u insinuating dat is gonna save u.... Anyways, u re lucky. Praise Jah |
Celebrities / Re: Nigerians Should Be Banned On Twitter, See Replies A Man Got For His Birthday by Tezboi(m): 5:21pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
Oh Lawd! Dis guy is surely HEADing to d top. As d HEAD of Operations, I see d HEADquarters giving birth to many branches. Keep winning bro Headward 2 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: Heavy Wind Wrecks Havoc On Delta State Community (PHOTOS) by Tezboi(m): 6:49pm On Feb 18, 2018 |
Nairaland / General / Re: See The Huge Monitor Lizard Killed By My Neighbours Today by Tezboi(m): 4:20pm On Feb 06, 2018 |
Lala.... Osha prampram 12 Likes
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Romance / Re: Police Officer Spotted Buying Female Panties In Lagos (photos) by Tezboi(m): 2:33pm On Jan 30, 2018 |
And 4 night, he go con remove d girl bra, put mouth 4 d koko &...............
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Celebrities / Re: Meet Lubumbashi: He Made Chairs With Worn-out Tires by Tezboi(m): 2:09pm On Jan 30, 2018 |
Nice one... Bt i can't fit use it 4 my hood. Science student cannot visit u in peace, cos dis guys play wif matches, fire & smoke too much |
Celebrities / Re: Olakunle Fawole, Yvonne Jegede's Husband Gushes Over Her Makeup Photos by Tezboi(m): 4:14pm On Jan 17, 2018 |
Bae.... I'm going to send her pic to China, & 100 of her Sex doll will be produced & delivered within d next 5 working days.... Osha prampram 1 Like |
Car Talk / Re: This Lexus LF-1 Limitless SUV Will Leave Your Jaw Dropping (photos) by Tezboi(m): 4:03pm On Jan 17, 2018 |
Wats d difference btw SUV & crossover 1 Like |
Education / Re: UNIZIK Denies Claims That 40% Of Staff Watch Pornography by Tezboi(m): 1:55pm On Dec 02, 2017 |
Block YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, snap chat, instagram. Block every every, mtcheeeew... Na una Sabi. D only thing wey dey my mind nw, na to fry dis sweet potato wey dey my bed. Wu get oil abeg? 1 Like |
Pets / How To Teach A Dog An Attack Signal by Tezboi(m): 10:54am On Nov 21, 2017 |
How do you train your dog to attack on command? How do you train a guard dog to attack on your signal? A dog is very lovely as a pet. But aside keeping them as pets, most of us really want more from our dogs. You don’t agree ? Well, let me ask you this question: Assume a burglar silently broke into your home during the night and carted away valuables. And you later discovered that your dog sighted the burglar, but only kept mute. How would you feel? Wouldn’t you get mad at the dog? Wouldn’t you call it a useless toy and a liability ? I’m sure you would. But the truth is, most of us keep dogs are pets, not at watchdogs or guard dogs. But unfairly, we expect them to act in these capacities whenever the need arises. My friend, your dog would never make a good guard unless you train it to become one. Even if yours is a breed that has innate guarding abilities, you will still need to train it well so that it will obey your commands. I will be sharing with you some useful tips on how you can train your dog to attack on command. Of course, your dog may be the naturally aggressive type. But I’m sure you won’t like it if your dog attacks those who are not unwanted in your home or ignores your commands. You will like it when you command your dog to go after an intruder and it does that immediately, right? Then follow these steps and you will get the desired result: How to Train Your Dog to Attack on Command 1. Wear a protective glove that covers not just your hand, but also your entire arm. This is a necessary safety precaution to prevent injury. 2. Sit your dog down. If you have not taught it simple commands like come, sit, stop, run, and stand , then you must teach those first before teaching the “attack” command. 3. After sitting the dog down, tap it in the face with the glove on your arm. This is a way of irritating the dog and trying its patience. Continue doing this until your dog attacks the glove in anger. (Do you now understand why you must wear an arm-long glove?) 4. As soon as the dog attacks the glove, say the word “attack ” loudly. You are doing this because you want to make your dog understand what the word “ attack ” really means. 5. Praise the dog verbally or show it that you are pleased. Though it may not be necessary, reward your dog by giving it some cookies or other treats. But if your dog is often motivated by food and learns faster with treats, then you must offer it some. 6. Repeat steps 3 – 5 until you are sure your dog has understood what the word “ attack ” means. You will know this if your dog responds quickly to the “ attack ” command by attacking your gloved arm immediately it hears the command. 7. Stand at a short distance away from your dog, and give the “ attack ” command. See how it responds. If it doesn’t, then repeat steps 3 – 5 many times over. But if it attacks, this shows it’s familiar with the command. 8. Take a break to reward the dog once again for understanding your command. 9. Repeat steps 7 and 8 for five to seven more times. This is to ensure that your dog has really mastered the command. 10. Now, it’s time to show the dog how to attack an intruder (or else, every time you say “attack”, it will go after your arm). Get a very big doll or make a caricature human and place it at a distance. Then point towards the “fake” intruder and shout “ attack ”. Although your dog may attempt coming towards you at first, it will go in the pointed direction once it sees your finger. 11. Reward your dog with treats or in some other way. Repeat step 10, placing your fake intruder at various points and pointing at it each time you command your dog. Repeat this until you are convinced that your dog has mastered the command and would no longer come after your arm. 12. Get someone to act like an intruder (use someone whose face is not familiar to the dog). Tell the person to stand by the door entrance and get ready to shut the door in case the dog ignores the “ stop” command. 13. Point towards the “ intruder ” and command your dog to attack. If it runs towards the intruder, then it has gotten your message. 14. Repeat step 13, but while the dog is going for the intruder, shout the word “ stop” to see if it will obey. If you’ve familiarized it with the “stop” command, it should stop immediately. This step is very necessary because it teaches your dog that sometimes you may want to stop if from attacking an intruder after initially giving the command. As a final note, I believe that with these steps, you would successfully transform your dog from a mere pet into a selfless guard dog that attacks only when you want it to. https://www.expertsecuritytips.com/how-to-train-your-dog-to-attack-on-command/ 1 Like 1 Share
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