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Funny poo.
I cud remember back den at sch, konji na bastardd
My gal no wan do normal cos she dey vex & pple don travel as e be say we jez finish exam. For 3days I dey beg her o, even if na to rub bt she no wan gree, at last sha, she gave me. Mehn, as I dey on top her dey fire, naso tears dey flow down freely from my eyes (tears of joy I guess)... Lol

it's gonna be available in Naija in d year 2023. I can imagine Glo partnering wif Motorola.
Pls guys, in my area, weneva it is 11pm, Glo network will Jez disappear, & reappear around 5am in d morning [Glo dey form "abija"] . Am I d only one experiencing dis?

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Agbekeye.ayodele@gmail.com

TheAngry1:
Apparently, it is to you, that is why you commented.

Re u angry?

I tire 4 nairaland
So dis is news?

I saw buhari in my dream trekking to daura. I woke up & i smiled. I av neva had a dream so sweet as dis

Dose pple saying "no food stuff*. For una house, na where una dey pack foodstuff? No be inside white plastic under una bed.

Dano, una try jare.... Some mofo, na backyard of deir face me I slap u deir kitchen dey

Yusuf is jobless bt ride #80m power bike,
D bike got him in a state of coma, & he was flown abroad in a presidential jet.
He survived, & he was given an heroic welcome.

One of his daughter failed law sch 3 times,
& nw she drives d best luxury cars.

Emeka my paddy is a 1st class graduate,
I so much respect his hustle,
He went for a marketing job of 40k at one financial institution. He cudnt keep up wif family needs cos d salary is meagre. Nw he is into sharwama & barbecue. D guy is nt lazy....

If I tell u hw my hustle be... I swear, una go gimme plenty accolade.
#Lazynigerianyouth

Nollywood is evolving. Wif d likes of bolanle ninalowo, Alex Ekubo etc, u re sure to av extra Marital affairs. U can't av dis kind of old boogie at home and catch up wif d trend.
Piece of advice: don't rush into marriage

Won ti expire bi pali condom

Even *yoriyori* can't give u a *happy day*

Na who knw, knw

Bt dat babe teeth ehn, her biting skill na Jackie Chan

Dat biggie wif an ugly face, he came from which planet

Fast? C'mon stop dat joke

See gorimapa o
To give her "abara" for head dey hungry me, I swear

He is nw a full bearded gang.
Y is it dat weneva f*ck guys re in trouble, dat is wen dey remember d holy Bible. Dey won't even pray wif it bt instead, dey place it at d top corner of deir bed. Re u insinuating dat is gonna save u.... Anyways, u re lucky. Praise Jah

Oh Lawd! Dis guy is surely HEADing to d top. As d HEAD of Operations, I see d HEADquarters giving birth to many branches. Keep winning bro Headward

Lala.... Osha prampram

And 4 night, he go con remove d girl bra, put mouth 4 d koko &...............

Nice one... Bt i can't fit use it 4 my hood. Science student cannot visit u in peace, cos dis guys play wif matches, fire & smoke too much

Bae.... I'm going to send her pic to China, & 100 of her Sex doll will be produced & delivered within d next 5 working days.... Osha prampram

Wats d difference btw SUV & crossover

Block YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, snap chat, instagram. Block every every, mtcheeeew... Na una Sabi. D only thing wey dey my mind nw, na to fry dis sweet potato wey dey my bed. Wu get oil abeg?

How do you train your dog to attack on command? How do you train a guard dog to attack on your signal? A dog is very lovely as a pet. But aside keeping them as pets, most of us really want more from our dogs. You don’t agree ?
Well, let me ask you this question:

Assume a burglar silently broke into your home during the night and carted away valuables. And you later discovered that your dog sighted the burglar, but only kept mute. How would you feel? Wouldn’t you get mad at the dog? Wouldn’t you call it a useless toy and a liability ? I’m sure you would.
But the truth is, most of us keep dogs are pets, not at watchdogs or guard dogs. But unfairly, we expect them to act in these capacities whenever the need arises. My friend, your dog would never make a good guard unless you train it to become one. Even if yours is a breed that has innate guarding abilities, you will still need to train it well so that it will obey your commands.
I will be sharing with you some useful tips on how you can train your dog to attack on command.
Of course, your dog may be the naturally aggressive type. But I’m sure you won’t like it if your dog attacks those who are not unwanted in your home or ignores your commands. You will like it when you command your dog to go after an intruder and it does that immediately, right? Then follow these steps and you will get the desired result:

How to Train Your Dog to Attack on Command
1. Wear a protective glove that covers not just your hand, but also your entire arm. This is a necessary safety precaution to prevent injury.

2. Sit your dog down. If you have not taught it simple
commands like come, sit, stop, run, and stand , then you must teach those first before teaching the “attack” command.

3. After sitting the dog down, tap it in the face with the glove on your arm. This is a way of irritating the dog and trying its patience. Continue doing this until your dog attacks the glove in anger. (Do you now understand why you must wear an arm-long glove?)

4. As soon as the dog attacks the glove, say the word “attack ” loudly. You are doing this because you want to
make your dog understand what the word “ attack ” really means.

5. Praise the dog verbally or show it that you are pleased. Though it may not be necessary, reward your dog by giving it some cookies or other treats. But if your dog is often motivated by food and learns faster with treats, then you must offer it some.

6. Repeat steps 3 – 5 until you are sure your dog has understood what the word “ attack ” means. You will know this if your dog responds quickly to the “ attack ” command by attacking your gloved arm immediately it hears the command.

7. Stand at a short distance away from your dog, and give the “ attack ” command. See how it responds. If it doesn’t, then repeat steps 3 – 5 many times over. But if it attacks, this shows it’s familiar with the command.

8. Take a break to reward the dog once again for understanding your command.

9. Repeat steps 7 and 8 for five to seven more times. This is to ensure that your dog has really mastered the command.

10. Now, it’s time to show the dog how to attack an intruder (or else, every time you say “attack”, it will go after your arm). Get a very big doll or make a caricature human and place it at a distance. Then point towards the “fake” intruder and shout “ attack ”. Although your dog may attempt coming towards you at first, it will go in the pointed direction once it sees your finger.

11. Reward your dog with treats or in some other way. Repeat step 10, placing your fake intruder at various points and pointing at it each time you command your dog. Repeat this until you are convinced that your dog has mastered the command and would no longer come after your arm.

12. Get someone to act like an intruder (use someone
whose face is not familiar to the dog). Tell the person to stand by the door entrance and get ready to shut the door in case the dog ignores the “ stop” command.

13. Point towards the “ intruder ” and command your dog to attack. If it runs towards the intruder, then it has gotten your message.

14. Repeat step 13, but while the dog is going for the intruder, shout the word “ stop” to see if it will obey. If you’ve familiarized it with the “stop” command, it should stop immediately. This step is very necessary because it teaches your dog that sometimes you may want to stop if from attacking an intruder after initially giving the command.

As a final note, I believe that with these steps, you
would successfully transform your dog from a mere pet
into a selfless guard dog that attacks only when you
want it to.


https://www.expertsecuritytips.com/how-to-train-your-dog-to-attack-on-command/

Yes o

Abami Eda

Anybody wey go disturb my life from continuing dis Amala(glory) wey I don enter go die by fire.

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Dino & yahaya Bello = Violence
Kogi is falling at d helm of dis two agbayas'
Fire on mount Kogi

Ok

A welicome deferofment indeed

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