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Your bro the bearded one looks like something just released from sambiasi forest while u the one with the big forehead look like a retarrd suffering from down syndrome

Pls those who did the graduate trainee stuff last year should tell us how it all went. I don't what to waste t-fair to lekki oooo. I hope successful applicants must be paid right if not its a no 4 me. Besides what will a school as big like corona do with our 10k

wristbangle:
My name will be the most searched for something good before this year ends.

for raping 3 goats

Why do nl keep promoting dis newseveryhour blog 90% of what they post there is total garbage

amtaken:
And you think insulting lalasticlala will make you better than his security guard?

u are a hopelesss bitcch don't u ever quote me in ur life

Just got this though I really flunked the test

Dear Tegah Golden,

Thank you for participating in the Corona iTeach Programme Aptitude Test.

I am pleased to inform you that you were successful on the Aptitude Test and have progressed to the next round, which will be a written test.

Details are as follows:

Date: Thursday, 24th March 2016  

Time: 1pm - 2pm

Venue: Corona Teacher's College, 2 Ero Close, Idado, Igbo-Efon Roundabout, Lekki-Epe Expressway, Lekki, Lagos.

Kindly acknowledge receipt of this email by responding to info@totalprep.ng.

We look forward to seeing you on Thursday.

Regards,
TotalPrep, On behalf of Corona Teacher's College.

nland is turning to somethin else. Now tell me who is more brainless the mod that put this on fp or the people that think this is funny

Thuda fire the mod wey bring dis thin come front. And one silly mod ban me for a week for saying the truth

Reyginus:
Wrong move. I don't think anyone should be honoured by the government for passing a test. Awards from the government should be for a person who's added something to the nation. I don't see how graduating with a 5.0 CGPA equates to adding anything to the nation.

He did well, yes. But then what's the impart of his result on the Nigerian populace? Having a good result doesn't automatically mean you've imparted on life or ever will. Awards should rather go to people who have done this and not people who excelled in the tools necessary to impart life.

He can be sponsored on a scholarship for a higher degree because of this potential but he should not be celebrated by the country because he's not done anything for her but himself. When he does something for the country then should he be rewarded. So far what he's achieved is only for himself.

this one @ least is still beta than celebrating olajumuke her fortunes is just out of pure luck

Why would facebook be scared of that thrash u call a website

I can't fill ur questioniare

ST305:
This is not a Joke. I married my woman about 6 months ago. We dated for about 4 months and I married her. She insisted that I marry her otherwise she moves away. And she was my perfect type of woman so I had no choice.

After our wedding she refused to make love on our wedding night. She said she wasn't in the mood for that. I let her be. For 1 month we did not do anything not like I married her for sex but it's unusual I confronted her and she agreed. We started making love normally.

About 2 months later I started having weird nightmares, seeing all sorts in my sleep sometimes I wake up and find myself under the bed. I asked her regarding me under the bed she said I usually roll and fall then roll under the bed. It's sounds funny but it's not a funny experience. For 2 weeks straight it happened consecutively. Then i changed my sleeping position to the wall so I cannot roll off. I still find myself under my bed. This usually happens when we make love. If we don't it doesn't.

She goes to church with me, prays with me and acts normal but sometimes she is not normal at all. It was Last month, I noticed that she Does not use the mirror and yet her make up is perfect, she does not bath with the shower water and she comes out wet. Excuse me, your wife enters the bathroom you do not hear the sound of running water at all and she comes out wet. How is this possible? I'm running mad. She Does not sit in front of a mirror because there is no mirror in our room and she comes out with a beautiful face.

When she sleeps at night, it takes hours for her to wake up. She might sleep 8pm and wake 11am. When she wakes she looks so stressed and tired (someone who is just waking up).

Last 2 weeks, I was to attend a party my friends organized for me to celebrate us. She told me not to go to the party that she won't go. I went alone with the hope of lying to my friends that she called in sick. Because it doesn't make sense. I got to the party it went well but coming back home I was involved in a motor accident though I survived unhurt it was this morning I started to read meanings into all this. Infact on Sunday, she told our house assistant to fetch some box of matches from the nearby shop. The house assistant was yet to come and I saw my wife cooking rice.

I asked her if she has found some matches, she said no. I don't know what came over me I was dumbfounded. How in the world did she light the gas? Without a match. I did not ask her because I am afraid to ask her. It's as if she can read my thoughts. I was planning on a silent divorce with one lawyer I did not tell her yet. She came to me and said i want to divorce her..hw did she know?

Please if I start counting all this tin it will take a whole day. Please I don't know the section to post maybe religion i don't know.

Please is my wife a witch?

I can help u am a professional exorcist contact me emmanueltegah5@gmail.com Do it now u may be in grave danger

Ote please carry dis your thrash thread to the religious section. And stop derailing your own thread you bad loser

Its madonna university

This can't affect me as I earn over a million pounds monthly in the UK

R

Its ur fault over 2.5 is a very risky bet. Its not easy for teams to score 3 goals in a match u know

Van gaal is just a confused soul he his just starting rashford in the hope he will produce anoda lucky display.

Man utd just anoda foolish on display

lekjons:
oga, your life is miserable oo..

is this what football(or nairabet) has done to you?

OMG this is disgusting!!

not my fault bro 100k gone cause of this useless team

esonuu:
Which juju dem use hold me today wey make me go put Arsenal for my fine ticket,wenger e no go beta 4 u

u are not d only one bro me sef go carry dem straight winning

Arsenal means another word for failure
e.g you can say- I arsenaled(failed) my exams

Odion gooooooal. Assernal the worst club on earth

Boring game with fake asss fans not even bothered to comment on their hopeless team

Why assenal 4 once in their lives be of any use. Anyone who supports assssernal will definitely fail in life

idupaul:
There is no way and no where in the world the would survive that...the second guy was already in shock as he stood he was a walking dead then

with proper and timely attention they would. Haven't u seen people survive total burns

Am sure prophet abi pastor abdullia(I no sabi spell him name) go dey make mouth him prophecy don come 2 pass

Ote stop making a fuul of urself, u have failed accept it. We forgive u end this thread abeg.

I just completed a 3 day ban imposed on me. But the worst thing is that I never posted what I was accused of. The mods accused me of calling someone "the biggest fool I have ever seen". But I can swear on my life I have never said such. Please has this ever happen to anyone before if so I need a sincere apology from whoever ban me, be it seun or one of his mods.