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Aunty ermmmm.. I suggest u mind your buiz u know.

Dyt: When next u wanna copy n paste, pls do some editing

What gave you the impression that i copied and pasted??

It is mostly true that only
time can heal a broken
heart. However, how we act
while heartbroken can
affect the amount of pain
we feel,though a writter wrote that some broken heart can never be mend,but the following tips will work towards minimizing
the pain and speed the
healing process.
- Get rid of such
objects that
remind you of
the person
who broke
your heart.
- Return, sell, or
throw them away.
Get rid of photos,
letters, emails,
and other such
items.
- Avoid that
person if
possible. Try to minimize meetings
with your former
love.
- Recognize the
reasons why
you feel bad,
think of ways
in which some
of these reasons can be
eliminated or
avoided.
-Remember why
the romance
ended. The relationship ended
because you
deserve better and remember
there will be
better days
ahead.
-Spend more
time with your
friends and
family.
-If you do not
workout or
exercise, start
doing that, as
it helps reduce
stress and depression. Exercise will help
improve your
body and self
image.
-Take a bath or
shower when
feeling very
unhappy.
- Start a new
hobby or
pastime. The pleasure of
accomplishing
something will
counter act to
the feelings of
sadness.
-Get busy, find activities
to do that will
make you
happy.
-Stay away from sad
movies and the
like, Listen to music
that gets
adrenaline
rushing, do not
listen to slow,
sad or romantic songs. Meet new
people, you
might find
someone who
will heal your
heart.

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@Uyi oredia I LIKE THE WAY U THINK,thanks for bailing me out of the cold hands of the haters.

Miss prettie: Pulease, Smbdy shld help summarize dat..

That sounds more like you finding it difficult to read through the lines

Nomski0: Why in God's name are you so obsessed with virginity
You just opened two threads about virginity in less than twenty-four hours!

Are you like the male version of Onila?

Nomski0: Why in God's name are you so obsessed with virginity
You just opened two threads about virginity in less than twenty-four hours!

Are you like the male version of Onila?

I'm so obsessed because i'm 1. /winks/ proud to be.

Waiting for contributions from the inteligent nairalanders.

Everyone who is sexually active
at some point in their life had to
have sex for the first time. It
was probably awkward and
weird for most people, but there
are some things that virgins typically do that seem to make
the whole experience more
difficult for everyone involved.
So, I have compiled a list of
mistakes virgins typically make
so that you (if you are virgin) do not have to make the same
mistakes. 1. Waiting for the impossible.
Some people want to wait
for the perfect person in
the perfect situation but,
unfortunately, it’s just
not going to happen. Whether you’re thing is
perfect tits or true love,
it’s silly to get overly
hung up about virginity
because losing it probably
won’t go the way you expect anyway. Even if you
eventually meet your
perfect person, wouldn’t
you rather get all your
weird virgin hangups out of
the way beforehand? The only exception to this is if
you believe you should wait
until marriage – if you only
plan to have sex with one
person in your life you
won’t be losing anything by waiting for them. 2. Expecting too much. Some
people expect it to be
wonderful, some people
expect it to be horrible,
but either way people
expect big things out of losing virginity. The simple
truth is it’s not such a big
deal. You won’t look or
smell any different than
you did beforehand. The
first time I had sex I almost felt let down – it took
about thirty seconds and I
couldn’t help thinking “so
this is it?” 3. Not talking. So yeah, in the
movies and porn the only
noises people make are
completely unintelligible. In
the real world, however,
sometimes you gotta ask what’s going on. Many
virgins don’t realize this,
and think they will look
more experienced/suave/
whatever if they silently
get on with what they’re doing. But let me tell, you
spending 5 minutes trying
to fumble a dick into the
wrong hole is waaaaaaaay
more awkward than just
saying, “hey, could you give me a hand?” 4. Being too serious. Often
people losing their virginity
look more like they’re
sitting through Sunday’s
service than getting
bleeped. Frankly, sex is pretty goofy and there’s
no reason to pretend
otherwise. Generally, it’s
poor form to laugh at your
partner (you’ll make them
self conscious) but anything else goes. If you
accidentally squirt lube all
over the bed, or get jizz in
your eyebrows, just laugh
it off. No biggie. 5. Being too stoic. This seems
like a particularly male
thing, but often people
play down how turned on
they are or whatever
because they don’t want to come off as overeager
or something. It’s kind of
dumb, because most people
get turned on when they
see someone else turned
on. Many girls especially have poor body image, and
may get self conscious if
they feel that their
partner is somewhat
disinterested. Oh, and no
matter what gender you are, if you are on bottom
move your fucking hips.
Most people don’t like to
feel like they’re fucking a
corpse. 6. Wanting to know when
pre-intimacy is over. pre-intimacy
can be unsettling if it could
potentially be leading up to
having sex with someone
you’ve never bleeped before (even if you’re not
a virgin) and you may be
left wondering when does
the pre-intimacy end and the
sex begin? There is no
right answer, because people can be very
different in this respect.
However, I’d say the
bounds are at least 15
minutes if you don’t know
the person, but it could possibly up to one or two
hours. Girls usually take
longer to get in the mood,
so if you’re getting with a
girl perhaps err on the
side of more time, but if you’re getting with a guy
you can keep it a little
shorter. If things last for
really long (say, more than
two hours) and you don’t
take a snack break or something, you may run up
against human limitations
because people can only
stay turned on for so long.
Then again, I had a friend
who said he liked pre-intimacy for hours and hours so
maybe not. 7. Fucking up the condom.
Chances are if you don’t
have a lot of sex (like, if
you’re a virgin), when you
do you’ll be using a
condom. If you think there’s any chance you
may be getting laid ever,
there’s no excuse not to
know how to put on a
condom regardless of your
gender. Just go and get a family pack (anti-family
pack?) and practice
putting them on either
yourself of a zucchini. Your
first priority is putting it
on correctly (if you don’t know how ask the
internet), and your second
priority is doing it quickly.
Practice in extenuating
circumstances, like in the
dark, while on the phone, or with three of your four
limbs chained to the bed,
because you never know
where you’re going to
find yourself. 8. Not using lube. Some people
regularly use lube, some
don’t, but the first time
you have sex just use it –
especially if you’re female.
The worst thing that will happen is that everything
will be a bit too wet and
you get some squishy
sounds. It will, however,
reduce any pain and make
it less likely that the condom will break. You may
want a towel or something
though to wipe yourself off
on. 9. Expecting the guy to go
fast. The stereotype is
that the guy will come in
like 30 seconds, and while
that might happen, it also
might not. It’s almost easier if the guy is really
quick because that’s what
is expected. However, a
substantial portion of guys
actually don’t orgasm the
first time they have sex and it’s okay to stop if it
just looks like it’s not
happening. My empirical
research suggests that 1/4
guys will come very quickly,
1/4 won’t come at all, and about 1/2 will take an
awkwardly long time. 10. Feeling Guilt. I don’t know
if it’s this culture, or if
this is a more universal
thing about sex, but many
people feel guilty about
sex particularly the first time. Don’t worry about it
– people have been having
sex from long before you
were born and will be
having sex long after you
die. Sometimes it’s really raunchy sex too, with
blood, human excrement,
animals and whatever else.
So, no matter how gross
or icky you feel, I can
guarantee you there is someone out there at
least 100 times grosser
than you. Anyway, nothing can quite
prepare you for your first time.
Just remember not to stress out
about it too much. In the long
run, it’s not really that big a
deal.

Pls need your updates on the second list

If by now the suplimentary list is yet to b out, today been 12th and the registration closes by 20th, then how and when ar we goin to go bout it

Labalaba pls dont pick an offence. Why is everything about you food and food. Checkin your profile all i see is all about food

Need someone to pls help me with how i can meet and chat privatly with a nairaland member. Thanks

I have tried all i could to let her know we will never be lovers,but she would not just let me have peace. My brother seems not to understand me despite my effort to let him,its just as if the more i talk the higher the flame goes.I am crying deeply inside,because before now my brother and i are so intimate.

My senior brother told me he's in love with our neighbour,and so brother aproach her,but before then we were never friends with the girl,we only greet ourselves and nothing else comes after.Suddenly she became close with my brother and i. She didnt say anything concernin my brothers aproach.After a few month she came to me and said to me that she loves me and will always want me to be her man and not my brother.I do not like this girl but she's always coming arround,my brother noticed this and he sees me as an enemy all because of her. I dont know what to do! Pls help

Then how do we survive this crisis in Jos? This one that we can'nt even move freely hmmmm,

Martyns dats crazy of you. You ar nt happy when she smiles or laugh u ar only api and ill when she cries? Are you sure u ar ok.

I happens to be a witness, its realy hot today. I live close to Faringada. Soldiers,students and the Hausas were busy shootin guns. So many feard dead. I stood far watchn the action film.

I have taken time to study people and its like they seams not know whom God is, so tell me who you think God is your contribution will be appreciated.

As for me i doubt if i could