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Jokes EtcRe: Time Really Does Fly by Thankme(f): 9:15pm On Aug 01, 2012
Lol
Jokes EtcRe: My 15th Time Of Writing WAEC Maths!!! by Thankme(f): 9:45pm On Jul 31, 2012
Abeg bro d exam is wassce nd d council is waec....... Funny joke
RomanceRe: Ma GF Asked Mi 2 Allow Her Visit A Male Fwnd Nd Sleep Over by Thankme(f): 7:47pm On Jul 27, 2012
@ OP b4 i tak ma own 4 dz mata, do u knw u r a mugu, dunce nd ode. Baddest boss tellin MUGUnic bwoy to help her lay her bed nd d MUGUnic bwoy feelz apy, dats y, ur gal z d baddest boss nd u r d mugunic bwoy. Im sure u'll b feeln glad she tod u b4 goin.I don't knw wot to tel u cause u r a dunce, som yearz tym u may learn. undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Three Scientists by Thankme(f): 9:05am On Jul 27, 2012
grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Question! by Thankme(f): 11:20pm On Jul 26, 2012
Im sure mr. cork oh xowie mr. cockrel neva c microwave b4 in his lyf burt maybe he was given 2day n decided to post somtin relatd to it here........... Wot u guys dont undastand is dat mr. cockrel has read d manual leaflets burt stil doesnt undastnd ao to operate d microwave............... Sorry dear.
Jokes EtcRe: Dont Open Cos You Wont Stop Laughing: by Thankme(f): 11:09pm On Jul 26, 2012
Abba. God help!
Jokes EtcRe: Surest Application Letter by Thankme(f): 10:57pm On Jul 26, 2012
Laffs
Jokes EtcRe: A Bsc Holder Hawking Plantain. by Thankme(f): 10:54pm On Jul 26, 2012
gulfer: So because he is wearing a jacket/suit, he automatically qualifies as a Bsc holder? huh huh huh Mschew!
Jokes EtcRe: "The Funniest Joke In The World" by Thankme(f): 10:48pm On Jul 26, 2012
PretiEbony: Hmm.....prayer section
I reallllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyy nid do dat b4 cmin to nairaland esp. jokes sectn
Jokes EtcRe: Are We Going To? by Thankme(f): 10:44pm On Jul 26, 2012
bunmioguns: stale embarassed embarassed embarassed
Uncle pls tel me where u read ds b4......... Nice 1 toygod, burt whc 1 b AYE n Nay drhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh
Jokes EtcRe: Glo Is Better Than Mtn! by Thankme(f): 10:40pm On Jul 26, 2012
smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
Jokes EtcRe: "The Funniest Joke In The World" by Thankme(f): 10:19pm On Jul 26, 2012
Dear God,,,, I knw av made ds mistake of nat prayin against dry jokes b4 comin to nairaland burt pls i dont want to chk dry jokes again. undecided
CelebritiesRe: Who Is The Most Handsome Footballer In The World? by Thankme(f): 11:13pm On Jul 25, 2012
Nasri n Fabregoal........ Fabregas
RomanceRe: Does She Really Love Me, by Thankme(f): 10:37pm On Jul 20, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]So you know it is a small matter and yet you choose to exchange words like some brain dead demented a-hole[/quote]Hehehe o...........
RomanceRe: Does She Really Love Me, by Thankme(f): 9:51pm On Jul 20, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Go and die[/quote]Nao i truly confirm u av lose of memory...........Anyways dont bite me cause u r cwiously infected wiv rabies. Y exertin nerves on little matta? undecided
RomanceRe: Does She Really Love Me, by Thankme(f): 10:21am On Jul 12, 2012
embarassed[quote author=Mynd_44]The Poster above me is insane. Please avoid her/him[/quote][quote author=Mynd_44]I was actually replying another post not this one[/quote]Gosh!, me fink say u don cure finish o. Go borrow brain @ least 4 d tym bein on NL.
RomanceRe: Does She Really Love Me, by Thankme(f): 9:32pm On Jul 10, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]She has a BF nah. Free the girl since it seems she still want to be friends with you, relax she might eventually come around[/quote]Wot shall we see, wot shall we say..........Anyways kip it up cos u just wrote sense. grin
@ Op d i tink d gal is in love wiv u and @ d same tym she doesnt want to lose ha present bf. Just follow wot 44 has written....
RomanceRe: How To Impress Guys And Girls by Thankme(f): 7:45am On Jul 09, 2012
To donate money to u mad people, u were d no 44. Dnt b surprisd i stl rememba, records r wiv me n nat only dat dr wuz ds awkward tin u did one dae lyk dat while arnd to do ma normal stuff as bein merciful, while on d queue to take wot i wantd to donate to each, u shit 4 ur pantiez. Can u nao rememba?. Next tym i c u wiv ur name changd to mad44 nd nat mynd44. Burt U were releasd few daez ago n nao avin loss of memory again hehe fink i nidt to fly u outta country 4 a re-run mental checkup. jez to b normal n
RomanceRe: How To Impress Guys And Girls by Thankme(f): 7:40am On Jul 09, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Now I know you have lost it. Please check into the nearest mental institution and have your brain examined[/quote]I dont fink i nidt mental institutn 4 ma brain examinin............ Ma brain is extraordinarily normal,sharp n to crown it all in gudt workin conditions more dan Albert Einsteinz, nd if u've nat heard b4, im d kind of psn nided abroad cuz i can tink n reason wel unlyk u mad44........... Y av u 4gtn ur name in a hurry?,okay lemme grant u hint/clue d last tym i came to do
Poems For ReviewRe: Dare This And You Feel Loved by Thankme(op): 1:42am On Jul 07, 2012
Wemmy6284: Do you believe? Yes i believe in thy word
Okayyyyyyyyyy see ao it will work good 4 you
Music/RadioRe: WizKid, The Game & Young Jeezy In The Studio Together (Pic) by Thankme(f): 12:01am On Jul 04, 2012
[quote author=Mr..Cork]Wiiss Kid is a MTV wannnabe ugly mofo who cant sing. I dont listen to his record snd no one buys his record. Aint he suppose to be doin school homework? angry[/quote]Mtcheeeeeeeeew,chai,Mr..Cork oh xowie Mr.Chicken,all i nidt u do 4 me is to ansa ma questions: xo ppl lyk u stil dey nairaland?............. Na who send u to listen to his songs?...........Hope u know say u listening to his songs can make him weep?............ And mind u dont ever call im ugly mofo cus his poo/shit is even finer dan u..........I rep W.Kid 4 lyyyyyyyyyyyyf.
Music/RadioRe: WizKid, The Game & Young Jeezy In The Studio Together (Pic) by Thankme(f): 11:55pm On Jul 03, 2012
190: I agree this wizkid is a total disgrace to Nigeria and cameroon @ large

Gawd i hate that boy!
The day i ever set my eyes on him

na flood water i go pour for him body!

fool!
My question for you is are you a Nigerian or a Cameroonian?.........I cant blame u dis mugu cus u are jealous nd u dont ever want to be lyk im........ Stop the beefin abeg, u can dislyk im nd nat hate im. Hope u understand me?. Xo go take ur Dictionary nd check wot hate means.... undecided
Poems For ReviewDare This And You Feel Loved by Thankme(op): 10:20pm On Jul 03, 2012
Dare to Be

When a new day begins, dare to smile gratefully.

When there is darkness, dare to be the first to shine a light.

When there is injustice, dare to be the first to condemn it.

When something seems difficult, dare to do it anyway.

When life seems to beat you down, dare to fight back.

When there seems to be no hope, dare to find some.

When you’re feeling tired, dare to keep going.

When times are tough, dare to be tougher.

When love hurts you, dare to love again.

When someone is hurting, dare to help them heal.

When another is lost, dare to help them find the way.

When a friend falls, dare to be the first to extend a hand.

When you cross paths with another, dare to make them smile.

When you feel great, dare to help someone else feel great too.

When the day has ended, dare to feel as you’ve done your best.

Dare to be the best you can –

At all times, Dare to be!”
If you can do all these I swear you will be comfortable with yourself and people be comfortable with you............. Do you believe?
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CelebritiesRe: Davido Flaunts 10 Million Naira Cheque On Twitter by Thankme(f): 9:56pm On Jul 03, 2012
Davido lots of love............ May u grow from strength to strength. Its ur tym xo enjoy lyk d next day wil neva come n let HATERSX kip doin dier usual job.
RomanceRe: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by Thankme(f): 9:36pm On Jul 03, 2012
luckgames: baby face
You created new user account?
Ds is nat baby face burt thank me...... Wahs d similarity?
RomanceRe: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by Thankme(f): 6:19pm On Jul 03, 2012
Idowuogbo: u say wetin? elaborate biko!
C Idowuogbo i no get tym to dey explain nd expantiate further o, xo kip ridin til u undastnd... shocked
Idowuogbo: u say wetin? elaborate biko!
C Idowuogbo i no get tym to dey explain nd expantiate further o, xo kip ridin til u undastnd...
Jokes EtcRe: Moderator, Abeg Ban by Thankme(f):
cool smiley wink. Toygod take am easy o
RomanceRe: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by Thankme(f): 2:02pm On Jul 03, 2012
Idowuogbo: Neva say Neva o! Irunmole fit molest u for dat talk wey u talketh o! U can't see d future na! Abi u b spiritualist ni?
Haha,shey u want me to start pickin doz wordz one afta d oda nd explainin it to u Idowuogbo ni, digest dz tin wella ...... Na u 'Baba Nla' go feed. Rid it again o
RomanceRe: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by Thankme(f): 11:15pm On Jul 02, 2012
Smallville4live: Very funny. And punish the present boyfriend too.
Lol.
RomanceRe: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by Thankme(f): 11:08pm On Jul 02, 2012
Idowuogbo: who liked dis? dis babe dey swear for herself na! wot if her future husband is her current boyfriend? Amadioha go punish u join b dat o!
........... D probability dat my present boyfriend is my future husband is xoxo slim nat talkin of love ds tym around, rememba man proposes but ma God disposes n vice versa.... Xo tel me who Amadioha go punish join.. lipsrsealed

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