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Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by PRESERVER(m): 8:11pm On Jul 01, 2012
Stella_Bella:
Dearest ID,
I dey trowey salute.
How your side.
You forget say blokous nor get bone,
All na muscle meat cheesy

For those u are e vexing, I am neithier ibo nor yoruba,
I AM A NIGERIAN.

Chill out and lighten up!!!

You be Hausa be that.

Why hiding your identity as Hausa.
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by Idowuogbo(f): 8:11pm On Jul 01, 2012
Stella_Bella:
Dearest ID,
I dey trowey salute.
How your side.
You forget say blokous nor get bone,
All na muscle meat cheesy

For those u are e vexing, I am neithier ibo nor yoruba,
I AM A NIGERIAN.

Chill out and lighten up!!!
Mama d mama!

Sempe for u mehn.....

See as u define blokos like person wey write Karma sutra

Oh bebe! U af arrived.
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by Idowuogbo(f): 8:13pm On Jul 01, 2012
PRESERVER:

You be Hausa be that.

Why hiding your identity as Hausa.
No she b aborigee undecided
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by DukeNija(m): 10:31pm On Jul 01, 2012
Ironi: How would you like to know that someone is by now fcking your future wife well well.
Ow
Just as your future wife will open her legs for one man this Nite. undecided
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by PRESERVER(m): 1:03am On Jul 02, 2012
yorke: Op, not good enough! U mean u are still hustling at
age 40

Who told you that I'm 40?

I'm just in my early 20s and my plan is to get married my 30 to this my wife and to help others with my social network site @ www.2go.wall.fm that must have been upgraded fully by then.
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by Orikinla(m): 1:55am On Jul 02, 2012
PRESERVER: Dear Future Wife,
I'm sorry for the delay in changing your last name but I'm hustling to make sure that:
*You don't enter okada,keke or even bus.
*You don't have to bother about landlords or co-tenants &
*Lastly, our kids won't have to ask me where I was when others were making money.
So, please be patient and pray harder.
Your Future Husband..
IS THERE ANY SENSE IN THIS?
. PLENTY SENSE. Any one whose annual income is less than N500, 000 should not marry. It is stupid to marry when you cannot afford to pay for the good accommodation, good education and good health care for your children. I cannot even raise my children where there are bad roads like in Lagos State. The plight of the poor is not a delight to sight. Poor school children in torn and worn uniform often stop by my office to ask me for help. One of them once asked for just ordinary water, because he was thirsty. To me, it is evil and wicked to bring innocent children into a bad place for them to suffer in abject poverty and conflict. Only witches and wizards will have children in the ghettos. It is a crime against humanity to have children you cannot even feed well. It is wickedness to start a family in a state of abject poverty. I break down at the sight of poverty stricken mothers and their children. A poor girl once broke down in tears in my office begging to be employed just to enable her feed and clothe herself. Would anyone here want to have children to be used as housemaids and houseboys? Then PLEASE, don't marry if you cannot afford to provide for their welfare! Don't put innocent children at risk in one of the most dangerous places to live on earth. I don't respect couples who have children in the ghettos. I regard them as dogs! Every child deserves equal opportunity of survival and welfare. No child asked to be born! So, PLEASE, don't born any child only to suffer in a hostile and inhuman conditions in a squalid place. And don't preach any nonsense about those who were born poor and later became rich? Only a fraction of them have made it out of poverty. Majority of those born in poverty are still struggling with the burden of the liabilities of their poor parents. Poverty will be reduced when poor people stop having children and it starts with when poor singles don't marry. Please, stop causing more problems for our society.
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by PRESERVER(m): 2:26am On Jul 02, 2012
Orikinla: . PLENTY SENSE. Any one whose annual income is less than N500, 000 should not marry. It is stupid to marry when you cannot afford to pay for the good accommodation, good education and good health care for your children. I cannot even raise my children where there are bad roads like in Lagos State. The plight of the poor is not a delight to sight. Poor school children in torn and worn uniform often stop by my office to ask me for help. One of them once asked for just ordinary water, because he was thirsty. To me, it is evil and wicked to bring innocent children into a bad place for them to suffer in abject poverty and conflict. Only witches and wizards will have children in the ghettos. It is a crime against humanity to have children you cannot even feed well. It is wickedness to start a family in a state of abject poverty. I break down at the sight of poverty stricken mothers and their children. A poor girl once broke down in tears in my office begging to be employed just to enable her feed and clothe herself. Would anyone here want to have children to be used as housemaids and houseboys? Then PLEASE, don't marry if you cannot afford to provide for their welfare! Don't put innocent children at risk in one of the most dangerous places to live on earth. I don't respect couples who have children in the ghettos. I regard them as dogs! Every child deserves equal opportunity of survival and welfare. No child asked to be born! So, PLEASE, don't born any child only to suffer in a hostile and inhuman conditions in a squalid place. And don't preach any nonsense about those who were born poor and later became rich? Only a fraction of them have made it out of poverty. Majority of those born in poverty are still struggling with the burden of the liabilities of their poor parents. Poverty will be reduced when poor people stop having children and it starts with when poor singles don't marry. Please, stop causing more problems for our society.
This is very educative & I applaud you for this as this is one of the reason that I've created/started this thread for.
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by kasim155: 8:57am On Jul 02, 2012
Yes ooooo
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by vilively: 9:45am On Jul 02, 2012
Mkenyaa:
Ha! I saw this coming.

HAve u ever thot thAt she might love to be part of ur struggle and be with u thru ur progress..
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by vilively: 9:50am On Jul 02, 2012
^^^i was actually refering to @OP
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by rayahmad: 11:57am On Jul 02, 2012
hmmmm...evry1 ops 4 gudlife...well me 2...but it alwaz has a beginnin,an its beta if both of u taste d bad times 2geda so dat u can respect eac odas vugor and peserverance...
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by klaus3011(m): 1:50pm On Jul 02, 2012
i wonder what my future wife is doing right now angry angry
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by molli(f): 6:11pm On Jul 02, 2012
And hia is one from a future dad to an unborn daughter...
'dear unborn daughter,i'm tryin to gt u d best mom in d world.pls,be patient wiv me.daddy loves U!' cool
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by jeff2010(m): 7:59pm On Jul 02, 2012
Thank me: Letter to my future husband I say may God punish ur present girlfriend....
laff ehaf kilme dead...abeg u harsh lolz
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by childluck(m): 8:41pm On Jul 02, 2012
@ PreseRver and Orikinla --- 90% of the people I know who want to own the world before they get married are still single today at 45. You only have to be objective about life and have a game plan and a flexible way of achieving the game plan. Happiness and fulfillment do not come with riches alone.
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by Thankme(f): 10:53pm On Jul 02, 2012
Ranoscky:
The present is u, right?
Read it over again. Anyways im nat d present girlfriend but the future wifey.
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by Thankme(f): 10:55pm On Jul 02, 2012
Tyche:
I assume you don't have a boyfriend then.
Thank God u said u assumed........
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by Thankme(f): 10:59pm On Jul 02, 2012
Chinex_ng:
may be u ar even the girl friend of dat ur future husband.so should i follow u to say God punish her?
arghhhhh ds is English nao n ts xo straight 4ward;since u said ma future husband I can neva be his girlfriend again burt d wifey okay?
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by Thankme(f): 11:08pm On Jul 02, 2012
Idowuogbo:
who liked dis? dis babe dey swear for herself na! wot if her future husband is her current boyfriend? Amadioha go punish u join b dat o!
........... D probability dat my present boyfriend is my future husband is xoxo slim nat talkin of love ds tym around, rememba man proposes but ma God disposes n vice versa.... Xo tel me who Amadioha go punish join.. lipsrsealed
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by Thankme(f): 11:15pm On Jul 02, 2012
Smallville4live:

Very funny. And punish the present boyfriend too.
Lol.
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by Idowuogbo(f): 11:19pm On Jul 02, 2012
Thank me: ........... D probability dat my present boyfriend is my future husband is xoxo slim nat talkin of love ds tym around, rememba man proposes but ma God disposes n vice versa.... Xo tel me who Amadioha go punish join.. lipsrsealed
Neva say Neva o! Irunmole fit molest u for dat talk wey u talketh o! U can't see d future na! Abi u b spiritualist ni?
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by Thankme(f): 2:02pm On Jul 03, 2012
Idowuogbo:
Neva say Neva o! Irunmole fit molest u for dat talk wey u talketh o! U can't see d future na! Abi u b spiritualist ni?
Haha,shey u want me to start pickin doz wordz one afta d oda nd explainin it to u Idowuogbo ni, digest dz tin wella ...... Na u 'Baba Nla' go feed. Rid it again o
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by luckgames(m): 2:05pm On Jul 03, 2012
PRESERVER: Dear Future Wife,
I'm sorry for the delay in changing your last name but I'm hustling to make sure that:
*You don't enter okada,keke or even bus.
*You don't have to bother about landlords or co-tenants &
*Lastly, our kids won't have to ask me where I was when others were making money.
So, please be patient and pray harder.
Your Future Husband..
IS THERE ANY SENSE IN THIS?
Lot of sense
she just have to wait
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by Idowuogbo(f): 2:18pm On Jul 03, 2012
Thank me: Haha,shey u want me to start pickin doz wordz one afta d oda nd explainin it to u Idowuogbo ni, digest dz tin wella ...... Na u 'Baba Nla' go feed. Rid it again o
u say wetin? elaborate biko!
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by Mkenyaa(m): 5:32pm On Jul 03, 2012
vilively: ^^^i was actually refering to @OP
You spoiled the party.
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by Thankme(f): 6:19pm On Jul 03, 2012
Idowuogbo:
u say wetin? elaborate biko!
C Idowuogbo i no get tym to dey explain nd expantiate further o, xo kip ridin til u undastnd... shocked
Idowuogbo:
u say wetin? elaborate biko!
C Idowuogbo i no get tym to dey explain nd expantiate further o, xo kip ridin til u undastnd...
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by luckgames(m): 6:47pm On Jul 03, 2012
Thank me: C Idowuogbo i no get tym to dey explain nd expantiate further o, xo kip ridin til u undastnd... :oC Idowuogbo i no get tym to dey explain nd expantiate further o, xo kip ridin til u undastnd...
baby face
You created new user account?
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by Nobody: 8:21pm On Jul 03, 2012
asw
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by Nobody: 8:29pm On Jul 03, 2012
Mynd_44:
Incase you are forgetting, you someone's present girlfriend

Most Nigerian prayers are very selfish. Nigerians are specialists at praying amiss.
I thank God that he ignores people sometimes.
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by Thankme(f): 9:36pm On Jul 03, 2012
luckgames:
baby face
You created new user account?
Ds is nat baby face burt thank me...... Wahs d similarity?
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by PRESERVER(m): 5:26am On Jul 04, 2012
sosoluv:
Amen!

Thanks so much....
Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by PRESERVER(m): 5:27am On Jul 04, 2012
luckgames:
Lot of sense
she just have to wait

Thanks and she won't want wait much..

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