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RomanceRe: What's Happening To Me? Am I Sick? by ThatsONYI(op): 8:22am On Nov 22, 2022
Princess80:
Sleep paralysis.

As you fall asleep, your body slowly relaxes. Usually you become less aware, so you do not notice the change. However, if you remain or become aware while falling asleep, you may notice that you cannot move or speak.
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I feel body pain, this morning. I'm in my room.
RomanceRe: What's Happening To Me? Am I Sick? by ThatsONYI(op): 8:19am On Nov 22, 2022
Divay22:
Sleep paralysis
grin Don't worry, it will stop
Almost everyone has one point in their life experience it grin cheesy cheesy
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I have experienced this, every year.
I'm 20.
Is it normal?
RomanceRe: What's Happening To Me? Am I Sick? by ThatsONYI(op): 8:16am On Nov 22, 2022
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Yesterday's occurrence left me with more body pains and kinda made my body's temperature a little high but still, I felt it could be malaria.

But, the annoying thing is I treated myself a month ago or less - so I don't know what's happening to me?

Yesterday, this force choked me and as usual - I was paralyzed and while fighting back; I remember what my momma told me and I did manage to scream "Jesus!" but it was very low. I was also breathing heavily..

This is becoming too real to be an imagination, is it malaria again? Same sh*t, I spent over #5000 treating less than a month ago? Or is it the research I was making on UFO? But other attacks, I don't remember researching or reading sh*t?
RomanceWhat's Happening To Me? Am I Sick? by ThatsONYI(op): 8:09am On Nov 22, 2022
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Good morning, y'all.

So this has been happening to me, since I was a kid and after yesterday - I doubt, this is an imagination.

Whenever I sleep, sometimes I feel this force - so strong that it chokes me and left me paralyzed! Even when I try to fight back, we keep dragging for a minute or less - before letting me go while I breathe heavily.

I remember, I once told my momma this but never describe or went deep so I don't scare her since she's a very good Christian. She asked me to scream "Jesus!" whenever it happened. Whenever it happened, I do try to scream "Jesus!" but the force is way too strong that I can't do sh*t!

I didn't believe this was real and felt that it was caused by malaria or something, but thinking about it now made me realize this has happened on different occasions and even this year.
Literature/Writing AdsRe: Editors & Publishers Wanted. by ThatsONYI: 8:32am On Nov 21, 2022
ZUBY77:
I think I have time now to professionally edity my books

(THERE AND BACK ON TIME, JOURNEY TO NOWHERE, FELLOWSHIP OF ENEMIES & PROSTITUTE'S BIBLE)

And Possibly script them into Seasonal Movies.

Editors, Publishers etc are needed.

Could be a joint work.

You must apply through whatsapp.

+2348164565779
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Any progress, bro?
PoliticsRe: JUST IN: Prominent Scientist Finally Interprets Tinubu's Words! by ThatsONYI: 11:38am On Nov 19, 2022
ThEGodFaThEr4:
A town hoard…Different from balablue....Blulu...Bulabai…....Ahmed Tinubu

A popular Chinese scientist and anthropologist, Wai Hang Mi has finally decoded the true meaning behind the recent publicized gaffe made by Tinubu in a town of meeting of APC stakeholders. According to the scientist, Tinubu's Words holds a deep meaning in local Chinese language, Mandarin, also call “Putonghua”. The words balablue....Blulu...Bulabai…....means "Una never hala.....Una go hear am this time around"
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Dude, wtf!

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Sir Tinubu said that?
RomanceRe: If You Understand This Picture, Then Heaven Is Not For You! (picture) by ThatsONYI: 11:36am On Nov 19, 2022
Xenry:
If you understand this picture, then heaven is not for you!
Do you understand it, Or are you innocent? grin
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Huh? If you don't understand this, please use the "like" button - we on the same boat.
CelebritiesRe: Hanks Anuku Finally Breaks His Silence On Recent Viral Video About Him (Video) by ThatsONYI: 11:31am On Nov 19, 2022
legend00:
loser , still forming American accent after all these years.

damn so bros never grow up
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So speaking with an American accent makes a person a loser - wow, we learn everyday! Me and millions of people must be losers, then...

Damn, God bless you sir.. y'all with the Nigerian and British accent are the real deal, winners!
Foreign AffairsRe: Photos Of Kim Jong-un & His Daughter, Kim Chu-ae In Rare Appearance by ThatsONYI: 11:15am On Nov 19, 2022
thesicilian:
Lol. To be honest even I felt guilty after mentioning UK
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Hahahaha grin cheesy
PropertiesRe: Your Annual Rent Shouldn't Exceed Your Two Months Salary. If It Does by ThatsONYI: 10:11am On Nov 19, 2022
WantsandMore:
The problem becomes exacerbated due bad transportation systems and inefficiency moving from point a to point b if not, one can comfortably live in ibadan board a speed train or any other efficient transport systems to work without delay to Lagos same day. But you see those recketty busses, those ones go just mk dem sack you first of resumption, no cap.
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The way, everybody's talking about Lagos is scary - and I wanna come over to there to hustle. Abuja isn't giving me what I need.
Music/RadioRe: Which Song Are You Using As Your Ringtone? by ThatsONYI: 8:20am On Nov 19, 2022
alvan06:
Reflection- sik world
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I was actually searching through Google, to see how many people know sik world on nairaland. Dude's way too underrated!
FamilyRe: My Mother Wants Me To Rent My Own House by ThatsONYI: 4:14pm On Nov 18, 2022
Greattestman:
This issue has been eating me up for so long and i don't know what to do. My mother began pressurizing me to rent my own house and leave her alone.

It was unprecedented and i don't expect that from her. I'm barely 20 and I teach in a private school. I also do home lessons so my monthly income ranges from 25k to 30k or thereabout.

This money will not be enough for me to rent a house, buy my food and take care of myself. I have tried to explain but she refused to understand with me. She told her friends to advice me to leave; that I'm matured enough to live alone.

I'm pressed and I need your advice.
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I'm 20, too.

I stopped staying at home frequently, when I was 12 or so - I'm not proud of this, infact it still hurts. I never enjoyed my childhood.

I finally left home when I just turned 16 for some st*pid nwaboi apprenticeship, which stung me so hard because I did it - to please people. It wasn't my dream.

Now I'm 20 and I live alone, no girlfriend, no friend, just me. I haven't seen my momma for almost 5 years. What can I do? I guess, it's my destiny but after all these pains - I rather die rich or die trying.

Crazy thing is, I'm contemplating moving to Lagos if I don't reach my goal of saving up for a laptop and starting up some online business.

OP, you're old enough to live alone. I wouldn't interfere with the decision, you'd finally reach - it's your move.
TravelRe: If I Have Money Today, Nothing will Keep Me In Lagos by ThatsONYI: 6:49pm On Nov 17, 2022
TastyFriedPussy:
The only reason I'm still in this state is because I'm still staying with my parents. When I eventually start living on my own, I will never stay in Lagos. Even in the future as a marriage man, I will not live with my family in Lagos.

I'd rather go to a saner state like akwa-ibom. I just love that state so much and in my opinion, it is better than Lagos especially for peace of mind and I feel it provides a better atmosphere to build myself financially.
Rubbish angry
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Hello bro.


I'm thinking of coming over to Lagos to hustle, are you angry because of the noise pollution and other factors?
PoliticsRe: This Is Nigeria by ThatsONYI: 8:44am On Nov 17, 2022
frankfrancis871:
sad





This is Nigeria,
where intelligent people like Riele are mocked because they have chosen to remain serious in their studies.
Where people like Onyedika are forced to leave forsake their dream and hustle in order to carter for the family.

Where activists like Onyedika are hunted down.

Even Mama Nkechi in all her foolishness would never play with her pot of egusi soup.
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Years later, nothing has changed.
PoliticsRe: See How Bola Tinubu Was Received In Jos (Video) by ThatsONYI: 8:34am On Nov 17, 2022
ZUBY77:
Even Nnamdi Kanu will be received this way
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You don't like MNK?
BusinessRe: Help! I Need A Job! by ThatsONYI(op): 8:32am On Nov 17, 2022
123joesun:
Ohh okay.. check those locations on the picture I sent. If any is closer you can still try.
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Woah, thanks alot but these locations are very far from where I stay. Thank you.

I'll keep looking round.
BusinessRe: Help! I Need A Job! by ThatsONYI(op): 8:13am On Nov 17, 2022
123joesun:
Good Morning.

You can reach out to any close by Chicken Republic outlet and submit application, I know those branches in Abuja are currently recruiting presently.
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Thanks. My friend tried to do that, but they said they didn't need a worker.
BusinessHelp! I Need A Job! by ThatsONYI(op): 7:34am On Nov 17, 2022
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Good morning.

I need a job, I'm just a high school graduate - any menial jobs. I stay in gwagwalada, Abuja. I'm very hard-working but the bakery I work don't even work often due to the situation of the country.

PLEASE, HELP SAVE A LIFE.

Please, help push to front page

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LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by ThatsONYI: 9:32pm On Nov 16, 2022
FoxyFlow:
Thanks for pointing out that stuff. If you had been following me for long then you will definitely know some things bout me. You just made a point that is invalid.
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Hello sir, quoting you from the past (lol).

I don't think Mr zuby is an atheist, how can an atheist believe in 'juju'? :-

I think, he was pointing out things that don't seemed right in his eyes and this "gospel" you said he was preaching was his thoughts back then (yeah, maybe remained the same at the time he was writing this or even presently)..

These thoughts led to his actions in that very chapter and I do understand your concern but this is a real story so he can just write out the events without writing that very thoughts that led to it. It makes the story more interesting and provokes debates.
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by ThatsONYI: 9:07pm On Nov 16, 2022
Kolade9:
If I should meet this zubby anywhere i'll give him 3 hot slaps and then travel outangry



WICKED MAN angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
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