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Cutehector:
I knw.. D envy is too much

is not envy, is jus sum tin dat i wish 2 do dat av neva don b4

Cutehector:
Some of us just wish to do something new, like skydiving, entering a hot air baloon, surfing, flyn an aircraft, going mountaineering, etc.. Well, its really fun, and so cool to do smth new, adventure makes us discover hidden talents in ourselves.. So share wit us, somethings u"d like to do dah u"v neva eva don before.


As for me,
1. Take a selfie wit a lion
2. Riding a speeding boat
3. Diving into a river from a height
4. Kissing a girl in d rain
5. Firing a gun at some gun training school

i will av lik 2 shoot u

d teme of dis tread is lemme luv u


nneka123, lemme b d vaseline u aply wen ur worl is burnin dan

lemme b d vaseline u aply wen u nids sum protecture in dis worl

lemme b d vaseline u aply wen u nid sum xtra shine in ur live

lemme b ur vaseline

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softapples:
bro believe me, live unda her kitty is like paradise, "true talk

ama bit jelus of u sha, i want 2 live in ha kitty 2

i jus see dis gel profile on nairaland web

Ginaz
https://www.nairaland.com/ginaz

she look 2 fine 4 a human girl an she wear spirit jewel

y is she touch d tin on ha hed

is lik d mor she touch it, d mor fine she became

softapples:
hmm soft apple is a god's moniker, nneka will b on a dick again by wednesday, by 12pm. "dnt ask me hw i know

u mus be inside ha kitty den 4 u 2 be no ha dik times table

how is live inside nneka kitty

softapples:
listen u mumu, Nneka was on a guy's dick as at 10am in d morning, dnt ask me hw i know, so guy stop fooling around here.

fest of all, wat kine of name is soft apple av neva even see a soft apple at shoprite, all d apple der is hard, so 4 u 2 b aven a soft apple is suspect bros

nest is, nneka123 can b on ne dick she lik, am i ha kitty or am i ha pimper

op, do u av ha contacts

nneka123 av jus by u a new iphone6, becus u r deserve it

pleas com an collect it

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4 a classic bae

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duty gel

Gurgle:
Please, some of you should say yes

...

yes bae

if u av a gud yansh, den i can do d cookings wile u kip dat yansh klin 4 ma eatin

kanaleke:
soon u go begin find that grape for d nyansh Wey Sabi cook beta food

grape na grape na

Lolaabokoku:
over ripe dey worry am sef... Go get ur vaseline sharpaly

hmm, u sand ah bit 2 confidence

daz how dis gel in ma aria offa me ha orange only 4 it 2 b expire orange

bae, i nid ripe sweet orange lik dis 1:

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Lolaabokoku:
Am so sorry to say this, but there's nothing bad in this gown

i lik a gel dat av confident in ha orange, is d orange ripe

as long as she can put a grapes in ha yansh an fid me d grape 4rm ha yansh, daz gud cookin

is lik yuwa study 4 ur X arms.

bae, don wanna disturb u, but am dreaming of d day wen u tell me a yes

a yes, u wil accep my dating invite

nneka123, i do any tin to get a yes 4rm u bae

say ya

say ya

say ya

i can tell dat dis gel yansh wil b very very delishus, yummy sof yansh, ooh la la

KingTom:
Ishibaby listen to me let me talk.
***sips alomo***
Baby girl you have captivated my soul as I dey so I no know wetin to talk or do. You dey ban me e dey sweet me, 3 days ban Na I love you, 5 days ban Na I miss you and 10 years Na I want you forever, sweetie pie I don strip myself naketh dey type your lines, your name alone dey induce Vaseline. Ishi make I deactivate your brassiere, boo let me ban your skirt walahi I go lock your thread.
Make e be me Rev. Dr. Tom Aworinde make I climb your mountain suck your nectar make I enter your gate become landlord. Ishi if no be me no be you no be anybody. I don fall for your love and as e dey so I wan make you reply me. Ishilove say you love me, shey you love me. Oya sweetheart if you do then knack me my 3 days ban. I love you baby girl

Chai! If dis guy eva nack ishilove ehn, d kine duty talk wey he will b yan, lik - "shey u lik 2 ban me ehn, shey is u, ur bannin, ur bannin me, "

Den wen he abat to cum, he screem

"Bannnn meee!!!!"

All dese batty boy

R d winna even gettin any yansh

How many nairaland woman will ride dat face

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Av u eva av a submissive guy b4

gifttracy:
Am I sexy enough to cruise your boat?

Yes you are behbeh, hope u dont fall sea sick easily doe, cus dis gon b a bumpy ride

i like 2 see one 4 type of kitty kat, am sure many nairaland woman av jungle kitty