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Thoniameek:
Say I don't want somebody who's loving everybody, I need a shy guy a kinda guy who'll only be mine........

oh Lord av merci

am neva in an anger

wen eva d anger com, i jus tink of a big sof yansh an am happy agen

men, daz hash, even 4 a vaseline

wat d baby eva do 2 u, huhn

prettythicksme:
Real nigga@op but u mumu ooo

y am a mumu

don u lik a man dat sip ur suga juices

av see many naija lady complen of bad naija guy oral given

is a sad fenomena

naijaboiy, y

don u no dat d way 2 a woman hat is tru gud eatin

eat dat shh nigggah

eat all of her kitty an yansh

let ha cum many tim in ur mout

daz how a reel nigggah

Y is dis sugarbee in luv anoda pesin wen u av a vaseline

Wondas

Av u eva try vaseline b4 Try it

SUGARBEE:
Go get a Vaseline and make love to your hands! kids are not allowed in here

is dat an orda ma mistres

cus am alredy obey, ma island godes

SUGARBEE:
Please be positive for once

bae, der is notin mor posive dan dat ur fresh yansh, chai!

do u no how many tim av try 2 grab dat yansh tru ma screen

now ma screen av crak

EroticAngelina:
I'm sure every Girl who's a fan of Facebook, badoo, mingle2, 2go, whstsapp, twitter etc has experienced this: Men asking you for sexchat, which some ladies shamefully agree to and some ladies even begging men too.

Once a guy adds a lady on 2go or Facebook etc, the way he starts the conversation tells you what his true intentions are, whether to sexchat with you or become friends with you. Some men ask directly, eg " can we sexchat" or " do you wanna sexchat"... while most of them ask you in corny and funny ways..

- "Are you alone?" this is lyk the most popular one! when ever a guy asks you that, just know he wants to sexchat with you.

- "what are u wearing" Lol lyk seriously? what does my clothes have to do with anything

- "wat do u lyk doing to enjoy urself?" I know this question looks innocent, buh some dirty guys use it

- "What's the color of ur pant?" mtcheeeewwww

- " Wat is ur bra size"

- COMPLIMENTS! when a guy over compliments u, jz know that something else is on his mind. when his compliments start getting dirty, smthn else z on his mind.

- "Are u wearing pant?"

add more to the list

cc: lalasticlala, ishilove

Bae so wen r we mit up

i want 2 no ur pant color

den put d pant in ma mout

SUGARBEE:
Good morning guys.. I've been burdened with this so I decided share.

My best friend's been engaged to her fiance for over six months now and they intend on getting Married soon.

Now the thing is even before they were engaged and still dating, I and her fiance were very close friends to the extent of him coming to me whenever they had a fight for advice which I did give him with with no negative thoughts. .

Now just last week, he came to my place all drunk and wasted. I know him and I know he doesn't drink so I knew something bad happened. In his drunken state I tried asking him what the matter was but he wouldn't tell. Few minutes later he was dosing off on my couch and woke up an hour later as he was back to his senses. I served him food to eat since he was hungry and then asked him again what the matter was to have made him gotten himself drunk.

The next thing I knew was him going on his knees and telling me stuff like ; he made a mistake in dating my friend and it was me he really loved. That he had loved me from day one but didn't have the guts to tell me cuz of my friend and that he was fed up with my friend and now sincerely wants me to be his and be the only one in his life.

Guys am really confused as I don't know what to do now. . I sent him out of the house telling him I was gonna think about it but I know I shouldn't have told him that but sent him out rightly out.

Please I need your advice. . I don't want to hurt my friend's feelings neither do I want to hurt his own too. . Thanks..

Matured comments please..

See dat yansh u r carry

Bae, u can sit on ma face anytim

If u marry a pevet, he do any tin u want in d bed

agree

notin is out of band wit a pevet

Mtcheew

Useles gels

Queennikky:
We girls are really crazy..... Anyway......


Most of these our nyash na fake ooo

dis is wat hapen wen u oda agege bred but insted dey giv u 2 buns

op wat is ron wit dis helty yansh

abeg free d gel, dat is d kine yansh dat go wel wit smal staut

r u sure u r no wat is a word

wen sum say dat naija iz a zoo, odas r b complain

so wat av d soldier gains na

indiciplain soldier an supid followas in da zoo

am avelebel 4 milkin

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See who is talk abat manipulatin of figure, mtcheew

Mr Website Govern

ROSSIKE:
I have said it repeatedly on this forum. UNTIL WE GET RID OF OPEN GUTTERS AND GIVE EVERY STREET COVERED DRAINS AND PEDESTRIAN SIDEWALKS, NOBODY WILL TAKE US SERIOUSLY AS A NATION. IT'S UNHEARD OF IN THIS DAY AND AGE TO not HAVE THAT ON EVERY ROAD, AND ANY VISITOR TO NIGERIA WILL BE VERY SURPRISED BY THIS TERRIBLE FLAW IN OUR INFRASTRUCTURE. IT'S NOT JUST LAGOS. THE WHOLE COUNTRY. WE NEED A NATIONAL STANDARD FOR ALL ROADS THAT MUST BE ENFORCED. I DON'T KNOW WHY WE THINK IT'S OK TO HAVE SAND AND DIRT ON OUR STREETS, AND NO SIDEWALKS. IF YOU VISIT COMMON JAMAICA, YOU CAN NEVER SEE A ROAD THAT HAS NO SIDEWALK. YOU WILL NOT SEE A SINGLE OPEN GUTTER. THIS IS A COUNTRY WHOSE MAIN EXPORT IS BANANAS.

bros yuwa on point, pleas av a samuel jackson, i promise dat...

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naija say no 2 open gutta, y r de jus live gutta open, wen is not like we r animal


how is d bear ma nigggah

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bet y do we av open gutta in naija

bet y

evrybodi jus remuv dia penis an pissin evrywere, lik hello, hi, am pissin, am pissin 2

den hawker is pres ur window

den dey av start sellin tomato on highroad

wat r all dis rubbish

chai! see dis gels twins

am hear by name dem, Fara an Rano

Fara an Rano, identity twin dat r separate at beth

i want 2 help dem 2 reunite wen i squeze dem