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Tex..the phone was pre-equipped with a time bomb.. I bet you know where I'm going with this

Paroman:
Hey bro, where is my phone? I asked my sister Thatgurlvixen yesternight but she said you haven't given her the Iphone6. Shey you wan make thunder you ba?

Thatgurlvixen don give the phone to her boyfriend

khanivorous:
With your EMPTY lyrics...I wonder what he gonna write for her

# your bum bum bigger than bombay"
Or
# africa africa africa baby ooo"

Mediocre

thatgurlvixen:
As if you can,, *yimu*

Come over and I'll prove I can

Thatgurlvixen and texanomaly!

Someone should start explaining about that phone's whereabout.. Don't forget bout the cuffs Tex

thatgurlvixen:
right here,can I help you

You better go bring that phone back or else.... Hmmmm

Where is thatgurlvixen??

texanomaly:
Hmmm...Why do you have handcuffs?

I just find it as an easy method of questioning my 'victims'

phapi:
Jst lunch d new webpage
Crappy pics quality.... What end to linda online career

I hate diz woman wif all dismay

#TeamHateLinda

Lmao

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texanomaly:
She gave it to me.

No kidding.. *brings out my cuff* start explaining urself!

Paroman:
who said anything before about giving you a smile? .
where is my Iphone!!

Thatgurlvixen no give you the phone??

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thatgurlvixen:
hmmm,I SEE.. Theanonymous9 oya come and chop smile o..

I no want the guy smile o

thatgurlvixen:
let me think.........
Nah,, *forces him*

*tickles you to the ground*

Paroman:
Bros I really need that phone to catch some fine babes in my area and since you don show willingness and ability to buy that phone, I won't mind striking a deal with you using my sis. By the way, na lease I wan lease thatgurlvixen to you, no be real exchange. So ensure you treat her real fine and take care of all her needs. Now gimme that Iphone

That's for her to decide..but who's gonna give his/herself up in exchange for a phone? Btw..she's my sis..and i don't mind getting u the phone and vixen

Paroman:
Yeah sis. That is one of the many reasons I need to get that iphone6. Now all I just need to do is smile more and assure that guy you are his forever so he can get me my precious Iphone6

so you would do that? Trade ur 'sis' for an iPhone? U go wicked o!

thatgurlvixen:
make me

don't force me

thatgurlvixen:
FIXED!!!

Lol u r not serious... Unfix it now now.

Paroman:
I don't know prettie but It seems I'm getting the wrong vibe from you. Something tells me your head is shaped like that of a boiled plantain. Could I be possibly wrong??

Lmfao!! U wicked o

Paroman:
actually people tell me my head is shaped like akara-ball . I could swear on my life that yours looks like a mango though........... I seem to get that vibe from the way you talk

Thunder fire ur fingers for there... Mango ko mango ni.. Head specialists use the shape of my head for placing other heads in the "perfect category"

Paroman:
thatgurlvixen is my twin sister. The same mother but different fathers. Buy me that phone and she is forever yours..... I swear it!

Lol u no sabi lie.. My sister na ur twin sister? Come up with a better line next time

texanomaly:
Neither of you have a pic on your profile. How would you even know what his head looks like?

It's either I'm psychic or I may have seen the guy's cucumber-like head before

Paroman:
stingy guy, see your big head like Jamaican mango

Lmao!! Urs like cucumber!
If at all I won buy na for only thatgurlvixen

Paroman:
ok then I really need to my boobs job and my ass done quick soon.

... Or u could use the money for the phone

Paroman:
I won't mind having one bro. *blinks eyelashes repeatedly*

I will get u one when u look good in a skirt!

Until then... Nah

texanomaly:
6+ is bigger, but it has problems. I was thinking of getting one, but I think I'll wait till the bugs are worked out.

I was gonna buy one for u but since u wanna wait.. Fine then

thatgurlvixen:
iPhone 6!!! Ah ahn,beht why??

iPhone 6 is too small for u. I wanna wait so I'd get u iPhone 9

thatgurlvixen:
pay ur baba,,me too I av the babas of all baba,, go ahead,I dare you
P.S- if anything happens to my phone,you owe me an iPhone 6, dahz all

iPhone gini? I don inform the baba to stop o!

So thatgurlvixen fit sleep?

Jennydoris:
Nothing oooo just watching how this ends with Theanonymous9 crowned the winner

Awww thank u Jenny. I'm glad u see things my way