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Mrlemuel:
Bring Ya Bae Come Make I Show You How I Go Play Ball Inside Her puccee

ma bae no get puccee na, na toto she get... U beta go find one bottle hole to stick ur 4inches bzk...

ROYH:
i wonder o my holy brother, as u knw say me and u holy, but Tgold1 Don commit Fornication Tire, Na A1 e get in dat aspect.. KUDOS BRO

no problem jare bro, U don enter d Holy team Sharp sharp... Holy team vs Masturbation Team?...

Tgold1:
NaSo o, They Don Almost. Exhaust The BlooD Of JesuS....

So Gotta Use Blood Of God

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Funny man. By the tym Gawd Finish with u bah, he go grant u first class seat in Hell, so u go turn A.y or basket mouth 4 Devil wey b Master of ceremony himslf.... Hahahahahahahah

Mrlemuel:
Stay There, If You pafuka During The War, seven virgins no go dey for heaven dey wait for you oo

atleast 6 go dey! because na ontop holy mata i Pafuka, no b ontop Pussee's lyk u nd Rohy /T.GOLD1

ROYH:
THEN WAITING 4 D Alien Mama To Giv3 Us Something 2 Eat...

u knw weda SPQ don dey wit her boo?..... I envy dat guy

Tgold1:
Ok Bro.... Saying Those Things As It Is Will Violate Some Rules Here.....
Buh You know Say Na Three Type Of Punny Dey?

Hairy P*nna> PES
Shaved P*nna> REAL FOOtBall
Camel Toe> FIFA

Oga Me, And The List Goes.......

chai... Na types of p*nna u go study for sch?.....

Mrlemuel:
Tina Punna Na River Nile Jare, I No Wan Sink Inside Am.

no, u no fit sink, just enter her with ur swimming suit.....

Tgold1:
I Don Run Before He Type Am Finish Sef.... My Thing Is Covered With The Blood Of God

Blood of God?... Shai, people dey read bible o........

Tgold1:
I Don Run Before He Type Am Finish Sef.... My Thing Is Covered With The Blood Of God

Blood of God?... Shai, people dey read bible o.....

Tgold1:
Yeepa!!!! Mogbe ooo!!!!!!!

Wey That Ya Babe oooooo,
Make I Run Teach Am Lesson..

nooo.... There's enof chibok girls left in sambisa to test ur potency on... No b my babe...

ROYH:
I Cee, Bastard Bokoharms You Say "THEBLESSEDman" , And After That What Next, Free Pussies For D Human Race Saviour, Tgold1 ,Mrlemuel, Come And Partake In 3 World War Oh, Free Punna Awaits You SuperHeroes

just leave us alone, lets concentrate on our holy mission to save the world

Mrlemuel:
Me, I Dey Play All The Role, Frm Defence To Mid Field, To Forward.

to bench ganself.... Yeye player

Mrlemuel:
Bro, Even If Na Love, I No See Ur Name Tag Ontop Her Say Na U Get Her Nao.
*in emmanuella's voice* Itz A Free Free World

in Richard's Tune.. 'weave me awone'.....

Mrlemuel:
Na MasturBATIon o, if u wan knw hw to use am, go and ask thd #teamvaseline.
My Bazooka Still Dey Pure Sha, And E Dn Tire Me.

wit d rate at wic u dey rub oliveoil and vaseline to ur bzk, u go soon start releasing oil instead of sperm... #MASTURBATION TEAM....

Mrlemuel:
*Lauging In Cantonese*
TheBlessedMAN You Don 4get Say Na Me, T.Gold1 and Royh Be The Backup Team, If U And Nick Fail Nko? Na We Una Go Call Nao.

chai, wic bak up team? U and T.gold1 wey don lost ur fitness to Pussee's na hin wan bak us up? Am lafin in alien's tune.....

Tgold1:
Real Player? So The OLd You Dey Sitdown For Bench All This While Ni?


And If The Player Is Been Born.... Na ReaL Football Or PES You Wan DEy PLay??

help me ask am o

Tgold1:
Make I No Fear Impotency Keh?? Thank You oooo


Oga Abeg Leave Me, Make My Konji No Rest At All oooo... I LiKe Am To Be Busy oooo

no wori, by d tym bokoharms take over evry wia, Impotency go b d least of ur concerns...... Ur konji wey no even reach snail eye.....

Tgold1:
Baba Loh GimmE o, I Loh Want... Chat Am Up For Dah BBM Dia...

cowards full evrywia

ROYH:
CHAI, *Legs Spread* ,Well, Believe, Me, Willing To Be More Of A Player,I Mean ME Particular, But Wait Oo
My Fagin Story Gats To End This Year Also Because Thats WHEN A REAL Player Will Be Born...

player, player, player, player, player... Wich wing u dey play self.

Tgold1:
Baba Mi, I Never Pray To Be Impotent o, And I'll Never Be.!!!!!

Though I Was A LIving Witness Too............. Back Then,

I NEvEr Had A Babe And Was A Virgin Till 23 Too....

But 2015, THe Story Changed.

i know knw y u guys dey fear impotency, atleast it wil get u less chances of geting Aids.. Or ur konji to rest a bit....

ROYH:
True Talk Mrlemuel , Because I'm A Lifing Witness
Buh
Wait
O,
Did I
Just Mentioned
That I'm A LIVING Witness?

Well, That Ended This Year Fb 14 :-D


But Waiting For The Lucky G To Desflower Me ...

SmartestPOPQUeen, Good Work, Never Knew ROYH Also They Inside That Story O, Well, Itz Highly Appreciated....

Tgold1, Shey U Pray To Be Impotent Ni, ABEG, SHOW ME UR GF(F) IF U DO :-P

PrinceOfPrince, Na Statics U Come Observe Abi, Well, Na Progress Also, Keep Watching...

TheBlessedMan Absent?..

absent ke? No o.. While u and T.gold plus Mrlemuel dey sleep up nd down dey fvck pussee's, me nd Nick hav been busy getin tactics on how we go take deal with dose bastard bokoharms....

Mrlemuel:
Thanks Bae, I knw u lav me,
don't wanna end up a living dead

tank God say na lav u talk. No b Love.. I 4 ... No wori sha

Tgold1:
For real but I no know NIck papa MOniKEr I for invite am

buh i get him Bbm pin na... Make i giv u?

PrinceOFprince:
Just as I use to show up on this thread every once in a bluemoon to check the progress made on this story, I must say, am Pleased with what my big sister have done here so far...


Front Page.

64000+views.

1095 comments.

34 pages.

Brilliant comments...


New names....


Great readerz....


Great observers.....


Sister, to say yhu've did good will be an Understatement, infact, yhu've excelled... Keep it up... Can't wait to see you when I get back Sis....

nice one

PrinceOFprince:
yes... And have gat my reasons mate....

ok buddy

Tgold1:
Help me tell am ooooo.......


Even if na Nick Papa Konji go shook am for body beFore impotency wire Am

boss u sure say dis SmartestpopQUEEN update fit Undo d impotency switch wey Nick do inside him papa? If na d case b dat, u beta go tel am 2 kum join NL...

wizzyphilips:
[color=#000099][/color]THIS STORY HAS REALLY CAPTIVATED MY HEART, BEEN GLUED TO THE NICE WORK. WELL SMARTESTPOPQUEEN KEEP IT UP, BEEN FOLLOWING YOU SINCE ADAM.

week in week out, new names dey comment on diz great thread... Welcum buddy....

ROYH:
no Be Say I Wan Follow Am Na Oga Me,NA talk I Just Dey Talk Buh Beside, U Love Nick Na, So U No Fit Fight Beside Him

better, because my two pikin neva sabi pronounce my name wella.. Make one set of headless bokoharms no kum kill me b4 my time...

SmartestPopQUEEN:
what! Yhu read this in church?..... This is serious... I hope yhur trouser is thick enough to withstand the pressure posed on it by yhur .... Bzk?.......

hey, wetin u dey talk, no b u cos am?..... How person go read diz kind super sexy tori make him bazooka kum dey idle? Wen no b say na Nick papa dey read am......

Tgold1:
SmarteStpopqueen, today na sunDay o, and You made me read thIs In the Church

Can't believe it......

ahahahahahahah... C diz man, u wan make angel habeeb com fire ur konji with thunder inside church?.....

ROYH:
SmartestPopQueen (DEACTIVED MY GMODE AGAIN)

"Why is a virgin coming onto me like this?"

A Real War Might Actually Begin With Real War Experience, Haha, Now The Preparation For Real Battle Is About To Take Place...

In Nick Voice..

REAL Forking Lies Within Real Virgin Holes...


You're Sighted TheBlessedMAN

oga, u talk say one war go soon start.... Which war b that o? U wan follow Nick go fight those bokoharam? If na dat one, abeg, no call me o...

spikedawson:
Looking back up to the other
woman, I say, “Since this was your idea, why don’t you be the first to try it out?”

SmartestPopQUEEN are you for real? You've gatz to be kidding me, so our hero is going for Asian now? Okay we are going to sit and watch him complete all porn subgenre. Lets see which one he is about to do or has done for now


1. Anal he's done that a couple of times

2. Incest/Taboo I'm sure he feels nothing doing this

3. Interracial Our hero is about to go after an Asian, damn all Bokos

4. Big butt, Small breasts I'm not sure 'bout the big butt, but this our heroic motherfucker has definitely done small breasts

5. Face Sitting He just did that a while ago

6. Bare back I don't think he even knows what they call condom

7. Creamp!e Trust me Nick is a D!ck

8. Fisting Keep on trying buddy you will get there

9. Teacher abi Student Professor Janet, or is it Jane don't let the authorities find out

10. Bang Gang Only Nick and like five females Na wah O!!

11. Alien Vage, Vanard. Should we be expecting more?

12. Group You think we didn't see you in that party with Stacy right


With all these its not that we are complaining, simple I'm telling you there is room for more. Enjoy yourself life is too short.

Anyways Queenliz this piece is exceptionally brilliant

shai.... C analysis... Oga spike... I doff my hrt o.... Walahitalahi.... U b boss... Na Pornstation b ur workshop?... No lie o...