₦airaland Forum

SmartestPopQUEEN:
well, well... Here I come! Any reserved seat for Me?.... Shout out to my fellow F's thats already in the House....

SPQ. Na only f's u c 4 here?... This girl na one sided hailer

Oyinprince:
olatex25, ysadiq, Rajesh, Mrlemuel, FlordFlorex, ritababe, TheBlessedMAN, SmartestPopQUEEN, cherrybrown, bamiradex, mindfrick

in a nursery sch pikin tone.. Presenti saaaa...

Oya kontinu.. If u go stop penren, i go carry u go Efcc..

Tgold1:
TheBlessedman,Tgold1,Mrlemuel,Royh,Xamilola,Princedami,Fiyah,Fikfanuel,AOB1, dey come o.....

New update don Land

i don show o... After spending the last 3days inside sambisa forest, they flit mosquito wey dey shop all those chibok girls... Make i run like usain bolt go read this new update... T.gold1, how far na? I hear say Royh's 80year old grandma don born human pikin... Na true?

elmogaji:
TheBlessedman,T.gold,Mrlemuel,Royh,any thread una enta for literature section,traffic go surely day.....3 Gbosa for una........

wetin u expect? We are the anointed men of NL.. Hero team.

SPQ... No tel me say, we no go chop any update today o... Abeg, Queenliz, cum update na

Mrlemuel:
Bro, U Mk Me Laugh Sotey Dem Wan Use Chain Tie Me Down O

'DEM WAN'? Or dem Don?

SmartestPopQUEEN:
Tara........... Am watching yhu..... Kill Henry and I will Show yhu My real colors.... [size=30pt] BE WARNED!!![/size]

ahah! My boss dey para o.... Make we arrange Nick to cum deal with Tara na?

missuniverse:
someone plz refresh my memory

who is James, and how did he become part of the duo??

tnx in anticipation

James was the computer worm that Steven asked Stella to initiate wether by force or fire to work alongside with them in their mission to bring down shadowcorp in THE COMPLETE ASSASsIN.........

Ojusco:
i love dis!!! [color=#990000][/color]wat a breathtaking tori

welcome buddy... TEAM HERO welcomes u..

Mrlemuel:
Oboy, The Weed Wey U Smoke Enh? Dem Dn Mix Am With Omo, Bimbo, Hypo, Bad(good)mama, And Dettol, Them Cm Top Am With Jik,

i stil get hope pas Rohy na.... Dat one na one kind obstinate smoker

rahman25:
Sorry for the lateness. Duty calls I full ground now

haba! Frm page one to 41? U just dey show?... U overlate o... Anyways, welcom to d thread Buddy... TEAM HERO welcomes u....

SmartestPopQUEEN:
hey, T.gold, Mrlemuel, and Rohy, this dude called TheSissyMAN is too afraid to be on the HERO TEAM....

hey boss, u dey fall my hand o..

SmartestPopQUEEN:
this guy is too funny...... Well thanks for the safe wheelbarrow ride yhu gave me.... Be fast and bring the others...


Oyinboss.. Ride on

thanks 4 coming boss... Ur V.I.P seat is always reserved

Tgold1:
Baba Be soft on this dudE na!!!!!

Let him just upLoad a clip of himself harrassing a soldier man in front of his barracKs......

Kachifo!!!!!!

oya. Make he produce am sharpally..

Tgold1:
Baba Be soft on this dudE na!!!!!

Let him just upLoad a clip of himself harrassing a soldier man in front of his barracKs......

Kachifo!!!!!!

oya. Make he produce am sharpally

ROYH:
and You Dey Tell TheblessedMan To Be Soft When You Urself Gan Be Hardest....


Abeg, Fobiflex, Mine Is Simple As Laughing, So Just Take D Shot

the guy don get like 3 options nw... Make he pick one

Tgold1:
Baami ThanKs for everytime.......


Gbogbo TEAM HERO


TheBlessedMAN, MrLemuel, Fobiflex, AOB1(you be Agunbiade pikIn?), SmarteStPopQueen, Food Never Ready o, But WaTer don dey Fire ooo?

When AOB1 Join TEAm HEro sef?

present... Oya TEAM HERO don land... Make updates start to dey flow.... Oya na.. Ride on Op

Even if this old man wey dem dey call Oyinprince no mention us, We go still show our handsome 'faeces' on top his thread... Na becos say d Tori sweet wella...

Make I use wheelbarrow run go cal m bosses on d TEAM...


SmartestPopQUEEN...

T.gold...

Rohy....

Mrlemuel....


Abeg cum show ur beautiful and handsome Faeces 4 here o....

Make we Rock this Thread together...

[size=40pt] TEAM HERO [/size]

Tgold1:
See this Aringo man ooooo..........

ME for war front I'll be Your back up plan if bokoboys wanna deal witChu!!!!!!

which stupid avoiding war Back up plan are u singing about? Who tel u say d war go reach dat level? U beta cal d rest of d team and get ur collective Ugly asses down to d war front... B4 those bokoharms gets to my doorstep.....

fobiflex:
Team Hero, oh now I got it, hv bin seeing it on fiyah's thread and couldn't comprehend.........then I must say am
TEAM HERO

its easier said dan done buddy... U don't join by saying and become, u only join by doing and becoming...

First tin yu wil do is, provide ur Waec result. Evrytin must b F9 parallel, infact if u get ordinary E8, u no fit join.. After dat, u send 50 thousand naira to a certain accnt Number we wil send u..

Lastly, u go bring a 80yearz old virgin, dat one na T.gold go get am...

And u go handover d most beautifuest girl among ur chicks to me... After dat, u wil just hav 2 sleep on Transformer 4 30days and 15nights... Chikena.. Royh and Mrlemuel fit join u on dat transformer...


Provide all dat, and u are a certified member of d HERO TEAM.....

ROYH:
Believe Me, Na Certified Rapist You Go Turn Just Like Hillary, Buh Him Own Na Indirect, While Urz Go Be 2SURE & DIRECT...

rapist?.... Hehehehehehe! Atleast mine stil get enjoyment. Buh u nko? Smoker! U just dey set ur cerebullum and medula oblangata ablaze.. Make i catch u 4 dat corner again, dey smoke, i swear, na Wheelbarrow i go take arrest ur ugly ass....

AOB1:
U go b weedchoper because na chop u dey chop ur own weed u no dey 4 smoking level again

weedchoper ke? Babu! I no fit smoke fish, talkless of chopping... Abeg no cari dat one cum o.

As the final war is now approaching, my advice to dat motherfucker Nick is...



1. Abstain from sex (can he do dat? I doubt it).

2. Screen thoroughly, who ever yhu want 2 admit in our HERO TEAM. (those with F9 grades in their SSCE must neva be admit. And even those, bokoharms may have there own againts lurking around, and waiting for any opportunity to enter our midst and start sending Intel to dia HQ.

3. Know your Enemies..

4. Save Nigeria first..(if atall the war doesn't go as planned, make sure Saving Nigeria is ur utmost priority.

5. Go on all attack. (don't adopt any stupid 'PARK THE BUS' formation)

6. Make sure all the Ghost readers of this Story are kidnapped before the war starts..( they will come in handy when we need a tangible product to offer those aliens as a sign of Peace treaty.)

7. Protect SmartestPopQUEEN at all cost. (so she can give account of how the War went)

8. Make sure, T.gold, Mrlemuel and Rohy, Oye9ja, Aeontk, Spikedawson, Ellagold, Elmogaji, Botaflica, Olufemiwhit, and Princeofprince are in the war front on the Ship b4 d battle begins.. (As i will be busy arranging protective tactics with, Tina, Stephanie, Stacy and Mary. (minister 4 women affairs)


These are my free advice to yhu Dude.... TEAM HERO

Mrlemuel:
No Mind The Guy Jare, We Supose Dy Celebrat Eba And Okra Day, Fufu And Edika Ikong Day, Amala And Ewedu Day....(bush meat, ponmo, beef, chicken, fish inclusive in all soup)

buh instead, na Weed smoking day, him dey celebrate? I undastand

Mrlemuel:
SmartestPopQUEEN, Na Today U Remember Abi? Well I No Go Talk.
TheBlessedMAN, Hw Far Nao, I See Ur Headlight Dey Shine Bt I No Believe Say Na U Until I See Ur Number Plate... Make All Of Una Goodmorning O.
[color=#009900]#TEAM_HERO[/color]

u dey c mx headlight? Why u no horn? Abi ur car horn dey shop Mb?

PrinceOFprince:
u forgot to include FC

u sha don do am... No Qualms buddy

Mrlemuel:
**dails phone** *rings(grin grin)* helo TheblessedMan, Abeg Tell Royh And Tgold1 To Come Read This Story O, D Name Na "Alone" By "PamelB", No Forget To Tell Them To Bring Their Pop Corn O, Cos I No Go Share My Own With Any Body O....
*ends Call*

ah! As i drop dat cal, na in I quick run wit my legs go call Rohy, as i reach in house, 4 dat early morning, i meet am inside one uncompleted building, my guy, na world hemp, no b Indian hemp alone o, na world Hemp Rohy dey smoke, he cum dey sing Reminisce ft DAVIDO, 'mofelowo ju daddy mi o' 4 early monday morning?

I just kelekele comot my slipperz, tear 440 comot 4 dat devil's abode, make he no go infect me wit his..... I no knw jare....


Abt T.gold, how he reach here b4 me na juju... As i tel am say, one super Tori don land 4 NL, i giv am d address and d Name. ALONE. Na in my guy start to dey follow hin Juju speak pidgin. Na dissapearing tinz o.....


PamelB, U C WETIN UR sweet Tori don cause? Those guys na gentleman as of Last 48hrs o... Buh Ur Alone don turn T.gold to Pidginal herbalist, and Rohy to Certified smoker........ Wetin me go b, i no knw o...


Make i read d tori first....

SmartestPopQUEEN:
nope! I think he's coming on his Hero foot.... Hehehehe

funny u.......

ROYH:
PamelB, You Rock, Just Like Davidflo, You Guys Are Awesome, I No Even Bother Myself By Reading It,I Just Compressed The Whole Words In My Head And Started Playing It In My Mind, I Even Knew How It Going To END, just That I Dont Want To Claim The Glory From My Angelic PAMELB, so kindly Continue It "ALONE" GenGentically, Won't Meddle In Your Write Up ...

Theblessedman, Donkross1 And Olashas, Come And Eat, The LORD Has Prepared The Table For Us In Front Of Our Enemies


Tgold1 And Sire Mrlemuel, Whatz Pomping, Hope Mrs Okoye Never Plan Una Demise, Well, PamelB Will Shed Thunder To That...


*Looks Left And Right, Saw The Angel Coming, Trying To Adjust My Self...
Walk Up To Her... +Trying To Woo +...
Will You Be My Lady So As To Finish Watching This Movie Title "ALONE" , I Dont Want The Title To Come To Pass, Thats Why Am Asking You Out Miss Mzdee01 *



[size=90pt]T34M HERO [/size]

in a small boy dat's narratin a movie to his frnd's Voice... '*GHEN ghen! Na in TheBLESSEDman Just Show'*...

Oh my! PAMELB, ur head and There na padi 4 d same sentence 4 pidgin. That is 2 say, Ur Head dey dia. Ride on dear, u 2 much...


ROHY buddy, abeg pass me d Script make i read.. We b team mate na, abi? I just finish devouring SmartestPOPqueen's Update(s)...

Tgold1:
Have you forgotten the team I belong to

TEAM HERO for that matter!!!! No weapon formed against us Shall proSper......

This Tori got my attEnttIon man.....


PamelB........ You've done a great job I must confess

t.goldest man... How diz tori go b na?