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Literature › Re: The Devil Who Loved Me (true Life Story) by TheBlessedMAN: 2:04pm On Sep 08, 2016
Mrlemuel:
U Guys Should Come And See The liveD <write it backwards> In Action...
Cc; Royh, Tgold1, Theblessedman, Smartestpopqueen.



#HERO TEAM.
The devil who loved me? wic kind epistle title b dat? Well, i trust my pal.. They no dey show face 4 nonsense tori, talkless of inviting the Commander of Hero team to come c it... Ride on
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Literature › Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by TheBlessedMAN: 2:01pm On Sep 08, 2016
Tgold1:
ROYH, MrLemuel, TheBlessedMan, SmartestPopQueen, Princedami, Xamilola, AOB1, Fikfakmuel, PamelB


This Tori Don Tey, But Come and see first ooo
i don show... Abeg Op kwantinu, in smartestpopqueen's voice.. 'i app the mate that called me here' grin
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Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by TheBlessedMAN: 1:59pm On Sep 08, 2016
Tgold1:
ROYH, MrLemuel, TheBlessedMan,
SmartestPopQueen, Princedami, Xamilola, AOB1,
Fikfakmuel, PamelB


Emabo oo
Ghen ghen... Na in THEBLESSEDman just show... Make i bring out my 3 days unwarmed beans and and almost rotten egg. I go cum top am with warm garri wey i don soak since last year.....

People go suffer 4 diz thread o, with the kind Fart wey i go dey produce 4rm my unwashed yansh...

Team hero don land....
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Literature › Re: HERO (A Violence, Mind Control And Sex Story) a story by Queenliz by TheBlessedMAN: 1:52pm On Sep 08, 2016
Mrlemuel:
On A Scale Of 10, I Rate Hero As 9.5... 0.5 For Late Updates.... Oya Bring It On!
Lalasticlala, Abeg Cm Mv This Tori Go Front Page Biko!... Royh, Tgold1, Theblessedman.... #hero Is Completed O....
Smartestpopqueen, Thanks A Million Enh,..?
hmmmm buddy... To say am WOW! Wil b an understatement... This is a really nice captivating masterpiece frm the stable of SmartestPOPqueen... Hey pal, dis girl is really and very gud....

She brought diz story to a nice and glorious Ending... Team Hero is victorious anywhere...

Now let me go and re-read the EPILOGUE and give the whole story a rating...
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Literature › Re: HERO (A Violence, Mind Control And Sex Story) a story by Queenliz by TheBlessedMAN: 1:48pm On Sep 08, 2016
Mrlemuel:
On A Scale Of 10, I Rate Hero As 9.5... 0.5 For Late Updates.... Oya Bring It On!
Lalasticlala, Abeg Cm Mv This Tori Go Front Page Biko!... Royh, Tgold1, Theblessedman.... #hero Is Completed O....
Smartestpopqueen, Thanks A Million Enh,..?
Literature › Re: HERO (A Violence, Mind Control And Sex Story) a story by Queenliz by TheBlessedMAN: 5:08am On Sep 06, 2016
SmartestPopQUEEN, whats up na..? He don tey o... Why u no dey online like b4..? We missed ur geniustic sense of Humor.. I hope all is well dear
Literature › Re: Silent Seduction by TheBlessedMAN: 5:05am On Sep 06, 2016
Fiyah thanks 4 d update... Buh its getting too long na.... Pls na beg i dey beg o... Update Asap... Thanx in adv
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Literature › Re: HERO (A Violence, Mind Control And Sex Story) a story by Queenliz by TheBlessedMAN: 5:03am On Sep 06, 2016
Tgold1:
Had nothing against you boi!!!!!!!

Just saying though, wait ooo...........

10days Bachelorhuh? Mehn....somebodY heart is about to get brokEn
no buddy.. Am fully intact lyk 3310..
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Literature › Re: Shadows....... by TheBlessedMAN: 5:01am On Sep 06, 2016
U sure abt dat babe? Lets make it official den...
missuniverse:
it seems like it appears to me that I love u already
Literature › Re: Shadows....... by TheBlessedMAN: 4:59am On Sep 06, 2016
Tgold1:
See this coward..... So all the juju wey I dey giv u chop, u neva still get liver??
shebi u talk say d only 'dont' of that juju na to avoid pvssy 4 d next 70years... And since i can't do without it, d juju don spoil.. Get me another on bro
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Literature › Re: HERO (A Violence, Mind Control And Sex Story) a story by Queenliz by TheBlessedMAN: 1:49am On Sep 06, 2016
Tgold1:
Hahahaha.... And I am possibly jealous...
why dude? Why! Can' t u b happy 4 me atall? Av been a bachelor 4 d past 10days, and now sum1 has agreed to alleivate my suffering, and instead of being hapi 4 me,'in MarkANGEL'S TONE, yhu are here saying rubbish. Take time o dude... grin
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Literature › Re: HERO (A Violence, Mind Control And Sex Story) a story by Queenliz by TheBlessedMAN: 1:43am On Sep 06, 2016
PamelB:
Mehn! I'm laughing early this morning. Let it be a great day o. Thanks for the mention and encouragement my possible husband.
uwlcm dearest.... cheesy
Literature › Re: Silent Seduction by TheBlessedMAN:
Jesusgirl92:
Why do NL writers like doing like thishuh? When they start a story, they update daily sometimes even two times daily.... They even beg people for their comments and stuff, when they start getting comments, updates start reducing both in length and frequency.... Then when d writer eventually comes, rather than update you see stuffs like "i've been so busy","söme of us do have lives outside NL", and "blah blah blah".

Must it always be like this? Eh? Abeg, please, biko plus ejo, if u know u can't handle the pressure that comes with/from writing a good story then don't start one..... GRACIAS!!!!
u've just outspoken my genius mind dear... And am afraid am going to charge u to court with accusation based on PLAGIARISM OF THOUGHTS...
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Literature › Re: Shadows....... by TheBlessedMAN: 2:45pm On Sep 04, 2016
AustinBlinks:
Aww. sorry boss... pretty soon, jez mkin som edits
'pretty soon' u say? And does that editing include d part where Emma and Moji musn't die? Eh mister, make sure ur pretty soon doesn't bcom an Ugly Later....abeg..

Imagine, i didn't even realise i was praying for the safety of Moji and Emma today at church, only that i didn't include the shadows name, It was Austinblinks that i mentioned.. I prayey to God to deliever those guys from ur hands o @blinks...
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Literature › Re: HERO (A Violence, Mind Control And Sex Story) a story by Queenliz by TheBlessedMAN: 2:36pm On Sep 04, 2016
[b] This is one thing i so much love about SmartestPopQUEEN... She always find a way to satisfy our anticipating thirst.. See, she just delievered 3 fantastic, erotic, and brilliantic updates..
How I wish other writers can emulate yhu in this aspect...

Keep it up Queen, am damn sure that, this ur brilliancy wil take u to greater places...

Back to the story..

Spq, u really did a genius thing with this masterpiece.. The way u articulate and rotate the behaviours of the characters and how u managed to comb Sci-fi with Sex, to form an Heroic act is second to none.. And am humbled to say, u left me WOWED with that..

I can predict that the sturborn Serena wil join the forking crew, wether she forking likes it or not.. Thats ladies for u sha... Always forming boss to their actors at first, when we all know that they will always bow to us at the end of the script..

I wait in anticipation on how Our HERO will expertly use his fvcking brain to save all our ugly asses before those Bastard sets of foreign bokoharam kills us all...


SmartestPOPqueen of HERO, Fiyah of silent seduction, and PamelB of ALONE, its an Honour to have a taste of ur genius brain through ur brilliant works and second to none Humility..

Me and the rest of the HERO TEAM, (Rohy, Tgold1, Mrlemuel, Aob1, etc) says thanks to U guys for giving us more cogent reasons to be on This great forum...

I wish to Marry one of u someday sha.. Till then, remain my Possible Bride.. cheesy cheesy cheesy [/b]
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Literature › Re: Shadows....... by TheBlessedMAN: 12:52pm On Sep 04, 2016
AustinBlinks:
Lolz... @Fidek

tongue... it's all good bro @hefelove

Hahaha...No more deaths o. Hero team commander sir! "cross ma hrt nd hop to die"lolz @TheBlessedMAN
that had better be true bro... For ur girlfrnds sake...
Literature › Re: Silent Seduction by TheBlessedMAN: 11:59am On Sep 04, 2016
ROYH:
Fiyah, abeg cum update, dix tori get humour and yes, its truly captivatinous grin

busted Citizen

poeticgig, peteredo, vitrendy4eva, ojuolu(m), rollytee(f), Adetola14, kaybee09(m), ojuolu(m), rollytee(f), Adetola14(m)
comment and say common thank u, don't be a Kpetus like my guy (theblessedman)


[size=90pt][color=darkgreen]DA UNDISPUTED
#T34M H3RO[/color]
[/size]
kpetus? Guy why na? Why? Why u dey cal me ur surname na? Abi na ur born again name b dat... I no lyk dat o cheesy
Literature › Re: Silent Seduction by TheBlessedMAN: 11:58am On Sep 04, 2016
ROYH:
Fiyah, abeg cum update, dix tori get humour and yes, its truly captivatinous grin

busted Citizen

poeticgig, peteredo, vitrendy4eva, ojuolu(m), rollytee(f), Adetola14, kaybee09(m), ojuolu(m), rollytee(f), Adetola14(m)
comment and say common thank u, don't be a Kpetus like my guy (theblessedman)


[size=90pt][color=darkgreen]DA UNDISPUTED
#T34M H3RO[/color]
[/size]
kpetus? Guy why na? Why? Why u dey cal me ur surname na? Abi na ur born again name b dat... I no lyk dat o
Literature › Re: Shadows....... by TheBlessedMAN:
[size=40pt] ENOUGH! ENOUGH!! ENOUGH!!! ENOUGH!!!! [/size]

[b] I said [size=40pt]ENOUGH!!!!! [/size] ....

One more killing there, and u will have me to deal with...


Before u contemplate on ur chances of taking me on,

U remember, Shekau, right? bokoharam G.O is my run away apperentice.

2) I helped Samson to defeat the sturborn Phillistines like u.

3) It was I that pushed the Red sea over the sturborn Pharaohs( the bible didn't mention it, because i claimed annonymity)

4) I am the oldest man to ever Liveth.(20+ years and still counting)

5) Am an Hybrid.(half werewolf, half vampire. No humanic trait atall)


6) Am NIKKLAUS of the VAMPIRE DIARIES.

And the last but the greatest is...


7) Am the Commander of [size=40pt]TEAM HERO [/size] the Team that saved the world from the invasion of bokoharms. (read SmartestPopQUEEN's HERO for more insight on that)

so with all what have listed above, u should tell your bloodsucking Pen to cease fire...

But I also see the need to beg u, incase u are determined to remain unyielding in ur sturborness,
Pls na.. Don't kill anybody again, Austinblinks... The Horror is too much.. The cruelty is so intense...

Me that always stay outside till late around 11pm before reading this Horror Story now Locks my room door any moment before 5pm after reading this masterrrofic story of yours... Pls stop the killing na!

Or u want me to die of heart attack? After spending just half quarter of the 120years that God has granted me..?

(crying) pls sto..p... St..op... S...top... It BLINks... I beg of u...

(wipping my face after 2hrs of horrofic cries) thanks in advance as u faithfully Oblige...

Yours in Sober mood....
TheBLESSED DAROUSMART MANUEL
[/b]
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Literature › Re: Silent Seduction by TheBlessedMAN: 9:27am On Sep 04, 2016
singing in Wizkid's ginger's tune. 'fiyah o.... Fiyah o, fiyah o, fiyah o, na who be fiyah o..'


This Tobi (Tgold1)na born Idiot. How can he treat Tori in such a demeaning way... Thats nonsense... Well, its okay he's regretting already.


Back to MadamFIYAH... Today na sunday.. And i sure as hell say, u go dey less busy... And na because of u i no go church. If u know want make i send Thunder wey get Gps to kum locate u 4 ur area ehn? Make u make sure say u update 4times today with each update not lessing than 10,000words. Same goes to ur friend SmartestpopQUEEN. She too just abandon her story like say no b she start am... I even cal her 4 phone, her phone dey ring buh mtn say na switchoff..

If u no wan make i report u to Prophet Seun and Prophet obinnau. Make u update Asap. I dey go work tomorow abeg...


[size=40pt]TEAM HERO NOOOOOONIIIIII [/size]
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Literature › Re: HERO (A Violence, Mind Control And Sex Story) a story by Queenliz by TheBlessedMAN: 10:34pm On Sep 02, 2016
Olivers2J:
[b][/b] Finally am here glory be 2 God,
Ride on babe i must say this ur tori got me.........
got u what?
Literature › Re: HERO (A Violence, Mind Control And Sex Story) a story by Queenliz by TheBlessedMAN: 9:10pm On Sep 02, 2016
Hey guys, whats going on? This thread is really getting bored... This is what Hero team is meant for... Lets get this thread back on track.. Pls guys... Lets do it 4 Queenliz... Tgold, rohy, mrlemuel... Where are yhu guys
Literature › Re: Shadows....... by TheBlessedMAN: 7:36pm On Sep 02, 2016
Hey blinks... Dis is one hell of an horror film... So intense.. Update pls... Rohy... Mrlemuel,,... Tgold1.. Princeofprince..... Aob1... Pls kum enjoy this great suspensific tori o...

HERO TEAM
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Literature › Re: HERO (A Violence, Mind Control And Sex Story) a story by Queenliz by TheBlessedMAN: 10:04pm On Sep 01, 2016
[size=40pt] Happy ßirthDay To a HERO TEAMMATE...[/size] its your birthday ROYH... We are celebrating yhu 2dayy buddy...,
Literature › Re: HERO (A Violence, Mind Control And Sex Story) a story by Queenliz by TheBlessedMAN: 10:03pm On Sep 01, 2016
[size=40pt] Happy ßirthDay To a HERO TEAMMATE...[/size] its your birthday ROYH... We are celebrating yhu 2dayy...
Literature › Re: HERO (A Violence, Mind Control And Sex Story) a story by Queenliz by TheBlessedMAN: 10:01pm On Sep 01, 2016
[size=40pt] Happy ßirthDay To a HERO TEAMMATE...[/size] its your birthday ROYH... We are celebrating yhu 2day...
Literature › Re: Silent Seduction by TheBlessedMAN: 9:58pm On Sep 01, 2016
[size=40pt] Happy ßirthDay To a HERO TEAMMATE...[/size] its your birthday ROYH... We are celebrating yhu 2day...
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Literature › Re: Silent Seduction by TheBlessedMAN: 9:46pm On Sep 01, 2016
ROYH:
*rush here, furious mode...
Calling Tgold1 On Phone: Dude, You No Know Say Today Na My Bornday Abi, Well, Kindly Place A Call To Theblessedman, Tell Him That I Said He Should Call Mrlemuel And Make Lemuel Also Call SmartestPopQueen, Make All Of You Cum Stoodown With Una Hands On Your Back... UNA GO RECEIVED PUNISHSENSE TODAY...*
well, well, its sum1 special's birthday... Hope its nt 2 late 2 wish u a very super birthday mate... Lets celebrate d day u were born.... I pray may God giv u more blessings and wisdom in life... Welcome 2 ur birthday buddy.... Take care and hav fun... Darousmart wishes u well
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Literature › Re: HERO (A Violence, Mind Control And Sex Story) a story by Queenliz by TheBlessedMAN: 9:07am On Sep 01, 2016
Tgold1:
Ghen ghen!!!!!! My food don Land!!!!!!


Make I run swallow some protective gourd!!!!! Oju ogun ya!!!!

Abeg appoint me to d fierciest department!!!! I wan Sambadinate to d center of the battLe.

#KillingModeActivated
oya... I don dey expect u tehtey.,.. Make una quick komot dat ur dirty play pant, make we run finish diz boko people
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Literature › Re: Silent Seduction by TheBlessedMAN: 9:05am On Sep 01, 2016
geedimple:
you harsh oooooo,after all both didn't make their intentions known.
Tobi went too far, the fact that Tori didn't apologize I pike that
this is the epitome of hatered and hateblue.. Why people especially ladies and gay's dey prosecute me ontop diz issue na......... I go go kill my self o.. I say am sorry na.. Or u wan make i go beg Tori ni?
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Literature › Re: HERO (A Violence, Mind Control And Sex Story) a story by Queenliz by TheBlessedMAN: 8:35pm On Aug 31, 2016
Tgold1:
Baba I be Tgold1 not T.gold1.........

And for d Sabbatical, I neva ready to take amM

Am always around
better buddy..
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Literature › Re: Silent Seduction by TheBlessedMAN: 7:21pm On Aug 31, 2016
Tgold1:
He was Lost, but found......
So no time 4 Yoruba Yoruba!!!
buddy, u make it sound as if am sum piece of material? Lost but found... Careless owner? Who's that?

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