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hospitality9ja:
I had just been employed as a Regional Sales Executive in an IT firm in Lagos, and I was to travel by air for the sales training. Prior to this time, I've never traveled by air though I've been to the airport once or twice when I was in high school during one of our school's excursion to the airport.

So, it was a dream come true for me when my operations manager called to inform me that I'll be travelling by air to Lagos. As soon as he ended the call, I don't know what exactly came over me but all I can remember was that, I started dancing without music in the room, I jumped on the bed several times shouting " I don hammer o! Levels don change" and other things I can't remember now. Still in that mood, I called my very good friend Amos to inform him of my new level, the guy started laughing seriously, at me, called me a bush boy and told me to calm down till I get to Lagos, he told me not to get too excited before my new employers change their mind and tell me to use night bus. I called other people to inform them of my new status.

Throughout that night I couldn't sleep as I was thinking of how I'll get into a plane and fly to Lagos. I imagined myself sitting close to a pretty lady and possibly getting her number, I thought of the beautiful sight at the airport, and was really happy with life. Even when I finally fell asleep, my thoughts followed me to the dream world.

On the day of my departure, though the flight was scheduled for 17:45(pm) I woke up before everybody else in the house around 4 am, took my bath and dressed up waiting for the driver that will take me to the airport. When my dad came out of his room by 8 am and saw me sitting in the living room with my luggage, he couldn't help but laugh. He asked me what I was doing with my luggage in the living room at that time when my flight was for 17:45. I told him I didn't want to miss my flight o and that am waiting for the driver to come and take me to the airport, he couldn't control his laughter now as he laughed harder that tears was even coming out of his eyes.

At exactly 12 pm, the driver took me to the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport Abuja, because I was really disturbing everyone in the house about how I'll miss my flight if I don't get to the airport early.However, when I got to the airport, I went straight to get my boarding pass and then proceeded for the security checks after which I started waiting for my flight. I waited and waited and waited for the flight attendant to announce the boarding time for my flight all to no avail. I unconsciously became a time keeper, checking the time every now and then for 17:45, then I started getting hungry and frustrated at the same time. The only question I kept asking myself was, "who send me come airport by this time?"Well, in other to keep myself busy, I called some of my friends and immediately asked them to guess where I was, before they even start guessing I'll tell them that am at the airport waiting for my flight.

Finally, the flight attendant announced the boarding time for my flight at exactly 17:44 and those of us for that flight joined a queue were our means of identification was checked before joining the airline's shuttle bus which was waiting to convey us to where the plane was. I got into the plane feeling like a king, I was living the life mehn! located my seat number and sat down. I started observing what other people were doing in the plane because I didn't want to embarrass my entire generation, I was told at home how to fasten my seat belt in a pane but I still waited for the man sitting next to me to buckle up first so I can learn from him. Few minutes later the flight attendants started forming busy, asking people to buckle up and demonstrating to the passengers how to use the oxygen and parachute, something I forgot in less than a minute. After that, the pilot made some announcement and the plane began to taxi on the runway then we took off.

It was really amazing seeing myself in the sky, I sat close to the window so I was able to see the cloud clearly, I felt fulfilled and started praying and speaking in tongues because to me, I was closer to heaven and that was the best time to commune with God. The man sitting next to me was just staring at me, am sure he must be saying in his mind "what is wrong with this boy?" I didn't mind his stare as I was just feeling myself and enjoying the moment.

In less than an hour we touched down at the Murtala Mohammed International Airport Lagos. I disembarked from the plane and followed others till I got out of the terminal. I got into one of the airport's taxi and asked the driver to take me to the hotel where my operation manager made my reservation.

THE END!
Source: http://hospitalitynaija..com.ng/2016/08/from-abuja-to-lagos-my-hilarious-first.html?m=0

op,you are very funny...what airline did you fly??...

NIGHTMARE007:
i dont know why when yorubas a caught red handed here they will start denying.. are u ashamed of ur tryb or are u trying to be a coward... pls i need explanation.

u claim south-south yet ur commenta here were against jonathan and ben bruce...who are S/S pple?

UR EXHIBITIONS HERE ARE TYPICALLY YORUBARIZED.
no offense

is urhobo not in the south-south anymore??..it is history that our urhobo women poisond your biafran soldiers...

we will never join biafra..be sure of that,once and for all...we dont care how many igbo speaking tribes are in the south-south...


we dont like biafra...GO TO HELL!!!!!...

the kenyans are no match for us....

we are too battle-hardend now,,,,from boko-haram to iran,to western world wishing you kpeme,biafra,nda,,,,,we are too experienced now to care even about egypt...

fearless,unbeatable.....

the kenyan looks like a homosexual and the nigerian looks like a man...


i will never forget the day a kenyan-homosexual approched me....

Hollawaley:
See The Weapons, Armoured Tanks Buhari Sent To Finish Niger Delta Avengers
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKfbzs5K2vU

did who people hear the guy say: "this is war,thunda fire una??"...

it will not even wonder me if this light-tanks are nigerian made...

the ipobians are busy tarnishing our image,that we dont even know what is up or down no more....

Love Machine:
No be gej buy all these military machine guns?Make dasuki come testify.

i can definitely asure you that this new toys were not bought in the time of jonathan...

buhari is already in charge for nearly two years....many things changed in two years..they people that needed the money are receiving it directly from the goverment...

jonathan is a democratical-tout...

Fury007:
Wow.. Buhari is responsible for all your past, present and future nightmares.

Solution: Just wake up!

dont mind them..if they like make them join the kenyans....after the are with the kenyans,we will still bash the living daylight out of both of them..

we are 95&%sters..........first they were ugandans,now they are kenyans....we nigerians dont give a huut no more....just go!...

GenBloodykiIler:
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vamose!!! Nigeria is a useless country

you still admire us as a black-nation.. ....

or else you wouldnt care about verbaly attacking us..

tahhh..i know kenyans suffer under inferiority-complex like the rest of the black-race...

GenBloodykiIler:
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Nigeria is a dead entity
we don't love you guys
you don't love us so let us be

insult!...i shall remember that and confront you with it another day,but not today....

waka...who told you we dont love you?....i had two ex-wives from kenya...you want to tell me,i didnt love dem...??.. ..only sex??...

insult!!...

GenBloodykiIler:
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in your dreams

.....last warning....rule the world with us.....or we shall rule the world without you...

stop your attacks on us...


we are not your enemies..........

i dont know what the italians told you...but...

we are your brothers and sisters,surely not your enemies...

GenBloodykiIler:
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and they'll continue to decimate you guys till you learn that large landmass don't mean superiority

hmm....okay..keep on underestimating us...


the day will come that nigeria will have no other choice than to conquer and colonize kenya...keep on fooling yourselves..

giftft:
That shows how hungry and daft you are
Please meet senator Ben for a dose

me,meet a mullato,will never happen....i only have contact with straight people..not half-half people.....

luke-warm,spit out!!!...

mightyhazell:
negodu clown

What kinda pain u talking about? And wot funny conjectures ur mind giving u ds monin? Cane and cain aint same,evn if dey sound same 2 u,doesn't it point 2 ur own superstitious nature,how ur able 2 make des connections??


Som1 suggested we grew at our own pace,..just like we have grown past ethnic bigotry and religious fanaticism in nigeria. Which village king or high priest in africa would have successfully abolished killing of twins and ppl wit mind illnesses,...without incuring 'wrath of d gods' and all dat kinda stuffs??

that you may understand...THE WHITE-MAN WAS CREATED TO PUNISH YOU...

simple...nothing special....the white-man is frustration over you,in the garden of eden.......koboko...

why do you think,you were never capable to defeat the white-freak although you are much smarter than him...??..why??....

mightyhazell:
negodu clown

What kinda pain u talking about? And wot funny conjectures ur mind giving u ds monin? Cane and cain aint same,evn if dey sound same 2 u,doesn't it point 2 ur own superstitious nature,how ur able 2 make des connections??


Som1 suggested we grew at our own pace,..just like we have grown past ethnic bigotry and religious fanaticism in nigeria. Which village king or high priest in africa would have successfully abolished killing of twins and ppl wit mind illnesses,...without incuring 'wrath of d gods' and all dat kinda stuffs??

this pain,that you are trying very hard to forget....

Maghan37:
When u read of Kosoko in Lagos & madam Tinubu of Lagos or hw Oyo empire engaged in slave trade or hw Jaja of Opobo received d sword of honour 4rm Queen Victoria then we can talk of hw good we are. The truth is among every race d black man or Negro is the most self destructive if not we will be ruling the world.

we supposed to be that way...remember the judgement in garden of eden...??..go read genesis again,and understand...

the time of judgement is over for the black race..


didnt you noticed how many african-nations are thriving for greatness now a days??.....


heavens...even the kenyans want to take over our roll as protector of the black-race...

GenBloodykiIler:
we'll first of all fix our mess before engaging outsiders
i repeat a house divided against it's self can never stand.
a group of united multitude of sheep can chase away a single so called elephant that's adage and that's what happened to Nigeria and will continue to happen to them till they do the needful.
at this junction this country is weak and vulnerable any enemy outside can manipulate majority of unpatriotic citizens against this country take that to the bank

i agree...

you are right....

we shall withdraw the bashing e-warriors from decending on the kenyans and concentrate only on ourselves.....

retreat ohh yea israelites...the e-battle against the imbecelic kenyans is for another day!!!...

mightyhazell:
wots ur point oga? Write wetin person go fit understand

cain is a brother-killer...do you even knw why we call a cain a cain??..

cain=koboko=white-man...

if you like the cain=then you are sado-maso....

sado-maso=taking pain or inflicting pain....

Lovelynature:
Lol... bro isn't inferiority complex. Just wondering.


Without the whites, Africa wouldn't have been where she is technologically today

this is what he told you..its not really reality....

giftft:
You mean the same contract that said your president should be waecless?

you mean paper??...the only thing i know is that buhari has outdone jonathan...i have a job,,,i dont care about money no more...and the ladies start noticing me again ....i start work tommorow again...and my employer pays regulary...more,,i dont care..

heavens...i am even becoming rich sef...i have sooo much nairas in my account,that i start worrying how to invest it... ..


imagine..

i have 2.250.000nairas in my account....that is only savings-account uooohhhh... ..in only one year,,and i have land(small garden too)..allll mine...

Chubhie:
Africa would've evolved naturally at a pace to best serve the universal mind instade of Whiteman configuration to serve European interests.

All things created were meant to serve a unique purpose. Africa should rediscover her purpose and understand the rest of the world ought to flow into her embrace and she would nurture them as a good Mother.

gaiiiin.....i could start crying now...you can not believe what love this strange ones have for the destroyer of nations..

everybody hates the white-man...chinese,the natural people of the americas,indians,arabs,russians(although the are white too,imagine..),phillipeans,indonesians,thailanders,...every other race hates the white-man...the op is slow....he doesnt notice.....

i have contact with all races...believvvve me...they dont like the white-man...

every other race like me,because i am black..for example..i met a thai man in nigeria...i worked with him for only a day,and he already invited me to his home to eat,because i told him i like thai food...their was a white-man on the site too...the thai never speaks to the white-man...

i am always with people from different backgrounds toghether,and i noticed things...

mightyhazell:
The coming of the whiteman was our saving grace. How could we have coped with all our fetish and superstitious nature? We woukd have still been shackled by our own crazy beliefs. Imagine practices like killing of twins and burning up of ppl with mental challenges and all dat. Just look at nigeria,less than a decade after the white man left us,we fought a v bitter war,..since den,we havnt moved an inch 2wards real development,..abegee.

I thank God for the whiteman.

you like to be wipped the ol time..??..

are you sado-maso??..

ohhhhh my my....i dont believe what i am reading here on nairaland on sunday.....ohh,my....

Real2020:
Coward

back to sender...

even kanu said,he doesnt believe in peaceful disintegretion....

their is no example in human-history...kanu is smart,you are dumb.....kanu knew its either everything or nothing....

brexit can not be a example for you....we have the contract you sighend in 1960..

the contract doesnt include breakup,,,england own is diffrent,their own include leave when unhappy....

that contract of 1960 binds you to nigeria....go read it and tell me wheather a claus of breakup is their....

the english were smarter than you to include breakup-rules before sighning a agreement to join eu....

short.........


you fucccked up...........BIG TIME....

Real2020:
Typical yoruba...SMH. Yorubaa... since you love this one Nigeria so much, you MUST FIGHT IN THE NEXT WAR. This is not like the civil war were 70% of Nigerian force were Northerners, and less than 1% of yoruba. Next time around, Hausa-Fulani must conscript all yoruba men between 18-45 to fight for this Nigeria they love so much.

what makes you think,i am yoruba??....

you want the south-south to join you,but you dont even recognize a south-southerner.....abegi,stop messing around...

nigeria has no time for new adventures after the clueless-one...

Maghan37:
Without d whitemen comin 2 Africa and considering hw African leaders where despicable to each other we would have destroyed ourselves by now all because of rituals & savagery.

that is a lie...the white-man is the devil,not the black-man...

thats why i stopped going to church,because of people like you...

whats makes you think jesus-christ is not a black-man??...

after we realy killed ourselves sooo much,why do we still surpass the white-race in populations even after they transported over 50million of us as slaves to the americas??....dont forget the arabs that slaved us too uoooohhhhhhhh....

you never ask questions...you lovvvve to be deceived...

cute...look.....you are free to go where ever you want...you want to claim land,but that is a violation of the contract your ancestors sighnd in 1960.

you are not getting even 1m2 of nigeria.....let the matter rest and be biafrans,the rest of nigeria realy dont care.....you are free......go!...

kanu is a foreign-saboteur,,,we can not let him go...

kanu will be a example to show the rest of the world,that we take the integrity of nigeria very seriously....

KEEPING NIGERIA ONE,IS A TASK THAT MUST BE DONE !!!!.....

mikolo80:
I can kill with a car or a cutlass or boiled water
What's your point
I hope you get raped one day then you will stop talking all this nonsense

the foool dont understand that even men dey rape men nau a days in western-nations.....

no..dont use it..its blood-money......just put it in one account and forget it.....better than bringen a curse on yourselfs...

it always confused me that they never asked questions,..as if its not possible for an igbo to be moslem......

is christinianity even a igbo tradition to start with??....

Lovelynature:
Looking at our dear continent Africa today and all about her, I just wonder how she would have been if the whites had not come to revive her. The white man brought schools, hospitals, etc. They taught us their language which serves as means of communicate within ourselves amidst our different tribes and tongues (wondering how African tribes would have been communicating with themselves) . They introduced the use of cash instead of trade by exchange of items.
Today we enjoy technologies they brought.

These and many more are advantages from the whites.
My opinion though.


However, there are number of Africa who think the white man's coming is big disadvantage to Africa.


Don't just view, let's share our thoughts on the white man's coming to Africa


cc Seun Lalasticlala Mynd44

woww..op,you are completly white-brain-washed.....what makes you think,we didnt have something like schools, hospitals before the white-man came..??

what were the kings-courts and babalawos for??....

as a child,i broke my leg by playing football...a babalawo repaired my leg....my leg even got stronger very cheap....

whatever...keep on praisin the white world that only did you harm....your choice....

me and my house want nothing to do with inferiority-complex...............

GenBloodykiIler:
that's why ordinary Kenyans woop their asss like kilode
i laugh for Twitter tire today.
at this junction even small Benin republic will defeat Nigeria in such twitter war because Nigeria is not a country that's why we have 0% love for each other.

pahh..because we are angry at each other,doesnt mean we will allow ordinary kenya insult us...we nigerians are like elephants,,,

we never forget an insult!!...

kenyans always abused us since 1980....

they will get their respond sooner or later...

forgive and forget is for loosers.........

aresa:
ipobs say they are the smartest black african, now they are admitting that common kenya is even better than them....


Confused loonies with zero sense of identity, zero sense of country, zero sense of belonging and self worth...


the pesin wey swear for these losers no do dem good at all..

what??..the biafrans dont want to join in the e-bashing against kenyans?......

TREASON!!!....

the kenyans bribed the ipobians...