₦airaland Forum

Honza27:
You are a zomby..

please answer this following:

how much was a bag of rice that time you are talking about?
how much was 1$?
how much was food stuffs in the market?
how much was common garri?
how much was Bread?
how much was fuel?
how much was kerosin?
how much was diesel?
how much was cooking gas?
how well was Nigerians feeding then?

Do you need anybody to reset your zomby brain before you can understand that we are in a very dangerous and confuse regime?

Every well Nigerian now know that buhari and apc was never ready to govern Nigeria and now we are suffering for their incompetency.

Buhari failed in 1983 and now he failed again and will fail in the future because he is a failure.

Speeddial:
What are you talking? What do u mean growing cassava? Some one who works with a company and is having his salary slashed by half, and now prices of commodities have increased in the market, what will u have the person do to grow more cassava? Just mind ur self.

mummyson26:
(THE LAST TWITTER WAR BETWEEN NIGERIA AND KENYA)


#SomeoneTellNigeria Only in their movies a woman puts poison in her husbands food.And then taste it to know if its enough,without her dying

#SomeoneTellNigeria we are trending 4th worldwide, they are not even in the list, they need goodluck, oh they have him.

#someonetellNigeria that Ghosts dont look left and right before they cross roads like they do in their movies.

#SomeOneTellNigeria we use P-Spuare music in our schools to warn kids of cheap accent & poor grammar.”

#SomeOneTellNigeria We can disfigure P-Square to P-Rectangle or even P-Triangle

Kenyan women are beautiful, Nigerian women are handsome. #SomeOneTellKenya #SomeoneTellNigeria”

#SomeoneTellNigeria we can throw stones from Kenya and break that African Cup of Nation Trophy

Nigeria hates on our team when local stations have given them opportunity to grow their Naija movies .Madharau sana #SomeonetellNigeria

#someonetellnigeria we are tired of watching movies where one opens a casket and the corpse is sweating
#SomeoneTellNigeria that we appreciate the fact that their witchdoctors came up with skype via a bowl of water

Enugu is a city in Nigeria. In kenya Enugu is a monkey, but the E is silent.. #SomeoneTellNigeria

#SomeoneTellNigeria they’re only tweefing with us to learn english

Carol Mutoko is too bitter. #SomeoneTellNigeria they can have her for free.

#SomeoneTellNigeria this ain afrocinema we don continue shortly

#SomeoneTellNigeria that even if they score 50+1 goals,we won’t concede defeat

#SomeoneTellNigeria We all know that twitlonger was designed to accommodate their accent.” LMAO.

#SomeonetellNigeria there are four other vowels besides “O” ,..no seriously.

#SomeoneTellNigeria that Nigerian girls are 30 % weave, 30% makeup, 30% muscle and 10% breasts. No ass!”

#SomeonetellNigeria that Paul Muite has already watched the movies they are planning to release in November!””

#someonetellnigeria they should stop calling all their watchmen in their movies Musa

strange FACT: Nigerian women have hair on the breasts. #someoneTellNigeria”

#SomeoneTellNigeria we only say “Fufu” when someone has farted.

#SomeoneTellNigeria They are the best testimony that English came on a boat … “I GO TELL YOU” , who even talks like that?

#SomeoneTellNigeria its only in nigeria wea ‘u r finished’ is considered a big threat

#SomeoneTellNigeria when you shoot someone on the leg, blood does not come out of the mouth

#SomeonetellNigeria we export presidents to America, they export thieves and con artists.

#SomeoneTellNigeria we have KTN,NTV,KBC,Citizen and @RobertAlai

I hear your women’s lips are so big they can whisper in their own ear. #SomeoneTellNigeria

#SomeoneTellNigeria Its only a nigerian horror movie that ends with ‘To God Be The Glory'”

#SomeoneTellNigeria that their country is located in Africa’s armpit.

#SomeoneTellNigeria Kenyan women wear weaves to enhance beauty, Nigerian women wear weaves to confirm their gender.”

#SomeoneTellNigeria we no-longer use peugeot carz as police chase carz! Cumon!

Today kenya reduced 9ja to 1ja #SomeoneTellNigeria

#someoneTellNigeria their president is calld good luck, poor guy..

#someonetellnigeria to start googling “mlolongo” coz thats where your team will be staying when they come for the return leg.

#someonetellNigeria tht we are alarmed by their population, 161 million pple? Maybe we should send them condoms, instead of tweeting them!

#SomeoneTellNigeria LMAO doesn’t mean ‘Laughing My Ass Oga

#SomeoneTellNigeria So you call yourself @frenzychilly on twitter, but your real name is Trufena Chinwenwe Ukwunyambis..

#SomeoneTellNigeria it’s not moooni ..it’s Money!!!

#Someonetellnigeria Return leg u will spend at Sabina joy for all our hotels will be booked!!!

#SomeoneTellNigeria if KQ cut the flights they have to swim up to dubai

#SomeoneTellNigeria watulie ama tuwatumie susan wa #Tujuane

#SomeonetellNigeria its only in Naija movies where a blind woman tells her son “I see you have come””

#someonetellnig

obaino860:
dude....use your google

SONofYORUBA:
Even the Yoruba motor park touts are better than the Ibo traders who hide drug dealing under the guise of petty trading in Lagos.

Lagos made Ibos. Without it, they'd be like the wandering child of South Sudan.

They call drug dealing ambition and motivation.

CSTR2:
The SE is doing better than expected actually.
I am one to go hard on the SE for leadership failures, but they are better than expected ,atleast with respect to Nigerian standards when monetary resources available is taken into cognizance.
Kano state alone gets more federal resources than the entire SE, but the SE is leading the rest of the country in education, healthcare, and overall standard of living ,not to talk of UN certified peace index.
I want the SE to become Dubai, but the resources are just not enough. For now I am content with human devt and a decently developed environment, atleast until when we get our own nation or true federalism to Utilize our industry, boast productivity to generate more revenue for Dubai-level development.

SONofYORUBA:
Wake up. You know Yorubas control most of the major companies in Nigeria today, right?
Mike Z didn't come to see Uche's Aba made scraps, he came to see CCHub and Andela - companies founded by Yorubas.

SONofYORUBA:
Last to succumb to recession but first and most to succumb to drug dealing.
Your poverty stricken region is selling babies and drugs to survive.

menxer:
I think it is time we back off a bit on this tribal bashing, it is not taking us any where.

herzern1:
RUBBISH....

Fire arms legalization in Niqeria is a lead to anarchy!....

Not in Niqeria!!!.....

obaino860:
who is proforce......
You are talking about proforce that claim to fabricate military wares BUT can not fix common airforce jet brake.....but innoson that is not even into military ware fixed Nigerian airforce fighter jet brake

Jengem:
You name some1 women affairs minister

He has affairs with women and u sack him

Court case loading

obaino860:
if you people want to know what president goodluck did for d Igbos,I will love list it
1)gave our businessmen back their license to operate e.g ibeto,capital oil,slok airline..these license was ceased by obj
2)international airport Enugu
3)Igbo man holding major post in Nigeria after d civil war
3)helped innoson and other entrepreneurs to attain their present statues
4)so numerous to mention

rawswag:
Lol....dis guy sha ...
.pls stop reposting pics tnk u

nemesis2u:
no disrespect intended

just one question

in the 3rd picture why is the gunner wearing a cloak and a slit mask like batman ?

is it his personal take on psychological warfare or just that he is a batman fan

never the less he looks cute.

repogirl:
Is like they will soon pass a bill that all women in Nigeria should wear hijab that will reach the floor.

Henry240:
Nigerian Navy Commandos

kowalsky:
The amount of idiots thinking things would have been better under jonathan is damn too high.

You think the presidency is the cause of nigeria's problem ..lol
If you like bring in obama or abraham lincoln to this country he wont do nada.

This country is messed up from the fundamentals and this implosion of the economy was long predicted.

So come 2019 vote in jonathan ill be here to see him perform witchcraft that'd change this cancerous country

megawax8:
I don't seem to understand you anymore.

It is clear you're not out to make a point, I wouldn't indulge you further.

Gracias

megawax8:
First, I don't hate Buhari, I am Nigerian. I only said he should get his acts together.

That you help people around you automatically means our GDP as a nation is improving? Please, school me!

That you bought a land is now making you overjoyed to think all is well? It's your first property, you probably should.

Keep helping your neighbours, I totally support that. For how long though? I am sure they are content with the help you give them and they'd buy their own lands too.

PS: I have a job that prolly pays better than yours.

Mexyz:
What's this one saying? my friend go and sleep...

Mexyz:
Can you guys just rest a little about this agriculture rants? we should stop alluding our failures to the government, then who do we allude them to? Is the environment conducive enough for agriculture to thrive? At least we have farmers in the country, how many are millionaires r talk more of being a billionaire? This politicians keep telling us to go back to agriculture while they loot the common wealth of the nation and some people like you also comes online to shout about this agriculture nonsense.... Even those in the agriculture line are shouting also, or have you not heard that poultry owners now ration the feeds of their birds,pigs,fishes and what have you. Hope you read the article very well, if all the factors listed by the author that led to this high inflation are corrected then I see no reason why can we can come out of this situation... In summary, Let the government make policies that are suitable and favourable for investors and business owners, not the on and off policies that they have been doing for over one year now.




Good morning.

megawax8:
And you think in 2008 the whole nation lost their jobs?

That you have one now shouldn't make you glad. The unemployment rate just rose from 12 to 13% in one month, I am not sure if the year to date figure but a quick Google search would help you.

I guess those complaining(I.e almost everyone) just love noise making. The situation is bad, let's call a spade a shade.

Like a friend always says, Putting a finger on the problem is the beginning of the solution that problem.

Speeddial:
Upon the fact they increased fuel price from 85 to #145 still yet nothing to show forth for it. Please we need corruption back to government.