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Romance › Re: 3 Types Of Women You Should Never Marry by TheFarmer1: 9:26pm On May 13

OlaOfLagos:
Dey play who starts a football match with 1-0? No one says the single girls out there are saints. Do you know what it means to be a single mother? The trauma that comes with it (either by a broken home, Divorce or death of partner) Large numbers of these single mothers are damaged. I can only get married to a single mother on a condition whereby the woman in question lost her husband. When it time for you to get a wife, please go for single mothers who are damaged. There are some advise you don’t give people you just have to let them learn it all yourself then you will learn it the hardest way

Thank you for adding to the list

Peace

Agriculture › Re: 140 Chickens Died From ‘Loud Wedding Music’ In India - Poultry Farmer Cries Out by TheFarmer1: 8:57am On May 09

As a poultry farmer, e sure me die say the direct cause of death of those birds is stampede. Yes, chickens are very, very sensitive to sudden change of sound around their environment. If your birds are located in a quiet area and all of a sudden you play loud music, they will all quickly run to one section of the farm and crowd over themselves, leading to death due to suffocation and stampede. The same thing happens when you suddenly withdraw light from your birds at night, when they are already used to light being on at night. There's bound to be mortality.

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Romance › Re: Why Jesus Never Married ! by TheFarmer1: 5:14pm On May 08

Omoawoke:
Have you ever thought that he could possibly be gay?

He surrounded himself with 12 men

He told the thief beside him on the cross that he would be with him in paradise tonight!

Judas even kissed him

He massaged the feet of his 12 men disciples

He loved Lazarus… (his possible gay partner )

Jesus, should we call you mista? Why are you gay?

Just dey yarn rubbish. Smh

Christianity Etc › Re: Hegseth: "I'm Not Ashamed Of My Faith In Jesus Christ" - US Secretary Of Defense by TheFarmer1: 10:08am On May 03

NaijaGoBetter2:
This is the reason to ordered the killing of 158 Muslims children. I’m not surprised bible ordered killing as well in 1 Samuel 15:3

“Now go and attack Amalek, and totally destroy all that belongs to them. Do not spare them; put to death men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys.”

The same God gave the order of killing in Gaza and Iran

Hallelujah

When you understand that there is a huge difference between warfare and religion, you'd understand that you just typed rubbish.

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Celebrities › Re: Olakunle Churchill & Wife Rosy Meurer Reportedly Split by TheFarmer1: 9:38pm On Apr 25

Pepperdemisback:
It will be his only mistake in life and he will be the greatest fool on Earth to part with Meurer and go back to Tonto.
He is going back to square one, Meurer will surely leave with her children cos they are minors. He just got back one, now 2 will go out. Then he will start fighting for child custody again.

The man is very confused. The moment tonto started confusing people with her new found faith and Meurer started her cho cho cho on social media, I new a split was going to happen. Tonto is quite manipulative. Believe those miracle stunts at your own peril. I pity the man. He just doesn't know where his loyalty lies.

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Politics › Re: Prove ₦280 Million Debt, Get ₦1 Billion Reward - Umahi To Ohiri by TheFarmer1: 4:34am On Mar 22

Wahala. In whatever you do, the moment you begin to lay accusations, make sure you have concrete proof. Now this lady will have to present verifiable evidence that Umahi engaged her services to start with. She is in for a long ride if she can't do any of these.

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Family › Re: People Who Inherited Nothing From Their Parents, How Do You Cope by TheFarmer1: 8:27am On Feb 23

Samantha125:
Judging by the comments, it's like most of you inherited nothing from your fathers, what were they doing throughout their lifetimes that they left you guys with nothing?🤔🤔🤔

I mean even my paternal grandfather who wasn't educated left a farm, livestock, a house, and a courtier title for each of his children.

Different strokes for different folks. We all live very different lives. Some may get the opportunity to amass a lot for their kids; some may not.

Politics › Re: FCT Council Elections: ADC Decries Voter Suppression By FG, Faults Curfew by TheFarmer1: 5:21am On Feb 21

Not good at all. This election is a test for what is to come in 2027. These politicians will always come up with decrees that robs off as draconian. These are actions that creates voter apathy.

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Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Jailed In Ireland Over Forced Abortion On Ex-Girlfriend by TheFarmer1: 5:17am On Feb 21

Many Nigerians are seeking ways to get to Europe to better their lives, meanwhile, we have these nitwits who found themselves over there behaving in subhuman manner(s). Actions like these will always prevent law-abiding citizens from being able to emigrate. He thought he is in Ikorodu, where he can force all those smallies into abortion.

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Education › Re: Between Sponsoring My Wife's Nursing Career To The UK Or Enroll For Msc In UK? by TheFarmer1: 4:47am On Feb 21

Naya261:
I am married with Children, my wife is a registered nurse with about 8yrs working experience.

Please which one would you strongly advice Between Sponsoring my wife's Nursing career to the UK or Enroll for Msc in Construction Project Management in the UK?

My aim for the Msc is as a means to jakpa and reside in the UK to continue working not that I really needed the Msc.

Please i need your candid advice. Thanks.

You no fit know woman finish. I will advise that you take up your MSc program. Set up things properly and then take your family. Many men have been broken because they sent a wife they thought they knew abroad, who later betrayed them and cut ties with them. Cases like this abound. Put your destiny in your own hands.

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Politics › Re: Nigerian Governor Stops Convoy To Urinate By The Roadside (video) by TheFarmer1: 5:41pm On Feb 18

Corporate2020:
Shey govenor no be human being?

I wonder oo 😂

Politics › Re: El-rufai: Tapping Someone’s Phone Criminal, Punishable By Law – Lawyer, Ogala by TheFarmer1: 4:36pm On Feb 17

LibertyRep:
The opposition will most likely stear clear of this.

The man 'mis-yarned' and most high ranking opposition members wouldn't want to be part of this mess.

El Rufai is a master strategist. This Mallam knows how to drag a perceived enemy out in the rain and he also knows how to dance dirty. The truth is that the prosecutor, being the federal government, will have to prove that what El Rufai said is true. Mallam El Rufai could just have lied on national television. This could just be a game he is playing. It's possible he didn't tap any phone line. The only problem is that the FG will have to clearly prove that the NSA's number was tapped beyond reasonable doubt, which I am very sure they can't.

El Rufai no be easy push over oo. The guy knows the game he is playing by bringing that issue out to the public.

Politics › Re: Musician And Producer Samklef Declares For City Boy Movement by TheFarmer1: 5:04pm On Feb 15

Zonefree:
SAMKLEF has no musical or electoral value. He's like the P in Psychology.

Gbam!!!

Celebrities › Re: Davido’s Twins Are Autistic, Focus On Them – Kemi Olunloyo Blasts Davido's Dad by TheFarmer1: 11:01pm On Jan 22

GUNITGuy:
They're some issues that shouldn't be used as a clout ...Such as this is
This Lady needs therapy she chose the wrong issues ..
Never use the defects of another human being to chase clout it's wrong particularly children with special needs

The Grandpa first called her child autistic and also referred to her as mad. What do you expect? She has to retaliate. The old man should have guarded his mouth knowing full well that Kemi can be vile Atimes.

Politics › Re: Oba Of Benin Palace Incident: Don Pedro Heads To Court Over Abduction, Assault by TheFarmer1: 8:53am On Jan 20

post=138198206:
Chai this was painful. But this man should let it go.. the shame has already been borne

I disagree. There's something called precedence. When something of this sort happens and nothing is done in the form of punishment to the actors, it is bound to happen again. All those who physically manhandled Pedro must face the music. Since. The palace has denied sending them, they must present who sent them.

Stupid moves like this must not be encouraged.

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Travel › Re: Construction Crane Hits Passenger Train in Thailand, Killing at Least 30 by TheFarmer1: 8:57am On Jan 15

nepapole:
The will of God.

May God comfort the family of the deceased.

We go out of our homes and return and we think it is by our might.

We walk freely in our homes and we think it is by our might.

May we not be among the ungrateful...

This definitely is not the will of God. This is pure negligence on the part of the engineers handling that construction. Now 30 people are dead. We must start taking responsibility as humans and stop pushing every damn thing to God.

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Politics › Re: Nigerians Must Never Forget The Loud Silence Of Peter Obi - Reno Omokri by TheFarmer1: 7:35pm On Nov 03, 2025

AqualinaXYZ:
Reno Omokri I know you’re seeing this my post because most people here knows your handle on nairaland and you’re 247 active for years

Reno make I ask u one question and u can confide in me because I’ve access to Peter Obi even when he comes to Port Harcourt I meet him

Reno now question is

DID PETER OBI PROMISE TO GIVE YOU DOGGIE AND LATER REFUSED ?

Reno slide into my DM now I’m worried over this persistent obsession

Mad oo 😂😂😂. The man's obsession is unbelievable. It's tilting towards psychosis.

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Crime › Re: I Lost My Matured Male Turkey To Thieves Today. by TheFarmer1: 11:16am On Oct 31, 2025

Hullcity:
What is even paining me about the whole thing , is not the economic value of the missing livestock , but somebody making a mockery of me . to the thief i am now s fool. Another man labour, another man eat

80k is quite a sum honestly. Plus the time and labour you've put in. Stealing in every form is bad. As a poultry farmer, I always advise people never to stay away from their farms for extended periods especially during these Ember months. Livestock business is serious business and must be done with all sense of commitment, including security of living, breathing assets.

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Agriculture › Have You Started The Poultry Production Journey Yet? by TheFarmer1(op): 12:12pm On Oct 22, 2025

About two years ago, I made an exhaustive post about how you can start off and break even in poultry production with specific interest in commercial Broiler production. That post made it to Nairaland Front Page.

Some people responded but I can't tell how many actually started the business. You know, there's a huge difference between dreams and reality. Poultry Production is a very practical endeavor. If you started the business two years ago, you would have been able to make some headway right about now.

The biggest challenge of many poultry farmers in Nigeria today is probably CAPITAL. Yes, business capital. That initial start up funding is always the roadblock you'd face as a young person who decides to go into broiler production. Why? That's the big question. Why is the capital needed to start a huge problem? Nigeria, as it is today, is afflicted with the problem of inflation. The raw materials you'd need to start are so expensive, if you don't have a strong financial background, you'd definitely fizzle out in a short time. As at October, 2025, you'd need between N375,000 and N500,000 to raise 50 broilers for a period of 8 weeks. The numbers are that high and can actually sharply increase beyond that range, depending on how you are able to handle your birds.

A couple of months ago, someone reached out to me via Nairaland to help him with experience-based guidance. He manages a big poultry farm. Aside funding, the next big obstacle you'd face is actually being able to manage the given number of birds you want to raise. The rigours of managing 50 broilers is nothing compared to the challenges you'd face if you had a thousand birds. The bigger the number of birds, the more pronounced the variables that can affect your business. That is where working with people who have experience comes in handy. You don't just wake up and decide to raise 1000 broilers. Even if you have the finances, which will cost approximately between N7,000,000 to N9,000,000, you still don't start that kind of project if you do not have a mentor or someone you can call on when the problems associated with broiler production starts.

How good is your sales game? How do you intend to sell all that broiler? At what stage do you want to start selling them? Do you have a targeted buyer or buyers? Weeks before you actually start production, you must have put out a solid plan on how you intend to sell the birds, especially if you are raising them in large numbers. These are the critical questions you must have answers to before you kickstart.

Is your business registered with the local authorities? It's always important that you register your farm with recognized Government agencies such as Corporate Affairs Commission and the others. There are a lot of opportunities that will pass you by if your business is not registered with the Government.

Lastly, there is the need to keep financial records of expenditure and sales. Keep digital records of how money comes in and leaves your business. Create a corporate account with your bank and ensure you separate your business account from your personal account.

Feel free to reach out to me here if you need more help.

Romance › Re: Man Shares The Brutal Message A Lady Sent Him After Asking Her To Be His GF by TheFarmer1: 11:17am On Oct 22, 2025

SpencerForbes:
You just went and ask an agbero out😒 now she has roasted you and brother zone you
hope you’ve blocked her and if you dare beg her and come back here to cry, 3 strokes of cane 🦯

Una go Dey fall person hand👨‍🦯

They gonna learn; they gonna learn the hard way 🤣🤣🤣

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Politics › Re: Court Awards 22 Million Naira To Lawyer After He Received Slaps From Officers by TheFarmer1: 5:52pm On Sep 27, 2025

AfDapone:
It is FG that will pay the money, not them.

Seems you guys don't understand how this thing works. Those two officers will have to pay that money from their own pockets. FG ain't paying sh*t. Do the crime and do the time. They are on their own on this one.

Politics › Re: Court Awards 22 Million Naira To Lawyer After He Received Slaps From Officers by TheFarmer1: 5:50pm On Sep 27, 2025

3rdworldwar:
They will not pay him and the Court will do nothing about it.

There are numerous such cases and the paramilitary agencies involved didn't pay any kobo.

The country needs to look into it.

Dey play. They will have to pay or risk going to jail. What they will possibly do is to beg the lawyer and agree on a reduced amount. As for will they pay? They must pay.

Politics › Re: Benue Speaker, Hyacinth Dajoh, Resigns (Photo) by TheFarmer1: 3:57am On Aug 25, 2025

franugo:
Instead of Alia to focus on governance and tackle insecurity in his state, he's battling for supremacy everywhere

You'd think Benue people hit a jackpot when they elected the Reverend Father. He knows little to nothing when it comes to properly managing a State as complex as Benue State.
The fact that insecurity has relentlessly bedevilled and balkanized that state, with countless cases of murder and communal clashes, shows that the Reverend Gentleman wasn't the Eldorado Benue people hoped for.

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Health › Re: Why Does Sperm Smell Like Hypo Bleach? (Photos) by TheFarmer1: 2:37pm On Aug 18, 2025

DIVINEEVIDENCE:
Water too is composed of atoms and molecules.
But you can see it in solid, liquid and vapour forms.

Billions of sperms are enough to form a visible mass.

Or are you saying that of we open your sucrutum, we will find nothing inside?

Oya feel your balls and tell me where that pressure inside is coming from.

Try dey use your senses man.

Even when you aggregate millions of sperm together, you still can't see it with your bare eyes. Comparing water and sperm doesn't exactly make sense since one is at macro level of existence while the other is a microscope organism. Make una try to dey use una cerebrum.

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Health › Re: Why Does Sperm Smell Like Hypo Bleach? (Photos) by TheFarmer1: 2:24pm On Aug 18, 2025

Sperm is microscopic. You can't perceive the smell of sperm. Instead what you perceive is the odour of semen. Make una try to study una book.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: "The United States Will Only Recognise Two Genders, Male & Female" - Trump by TheFarmer1: 9:27pm On Jan 20, 2025

Numerouno94:
Very good. God bless America.

Btw, terrorists are just jumping from thread to thread crying and spitting out pain like the one above me.

No one cares bro. Chew and swallow ur like. Some of u on this forum have an inflated sense of self-importance called egotism. This is a faceless forum, no one gives a fvk abt u or wat u tink.

You dey mind that guy? He thinks we give a bleep about his opinion. Well, WE DON'T!!

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Politics › Re: N400m For 6 Computers Is A Lie From The Pit Of Hell - Bauchi State Government by TheFarmer1: 2:57am On Jan 10, 2025

criuze:
Make I no judge, prolly he wants to add school LAWN and powering generators, assuming he's buying latest Apple systems

You be learner oo. These politicians na thieves them be. Thieves! You'd be shocked that the so called N250M will never be used for anything. The Commissioner, Perm Sec and other ranking officials will pocket the whole thing and lay the blame on some unforseen technicalities. Of course their oga at the government house will get his own alert. You dey joke with our politicians?

Politics › Re: N400m For 6 Computers Is A Lie From The Pit Of Hell - Bauchi State Government by TheFarmer1: 2:54am On Jan 10, 2025

ARISHEM:
Purchase price of 6 computers: N30million. Installation fee : N100m.
Technical Support: N50m
Legal and Transport fee: N50.
Software upgrade fee: 170m.
TOTAL: N400m

Walahi oil dey your head. You sabi wetin dey sup! Hahaha

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Food › Re: Man Laments Over A $32 Grocery In America (is this grocery worth it? by TheFarmer1: 2:17am On Jan 01, 2025

PulaPower:
No, nah 4m$ per hour..

Ah swear 😂😂😂😂

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Travel › Re: "We Can’t Afford To Go Home” – Nigerians Lament Over High Transportation by TheFarmer1: 5:16pm On Dec 23, 2024

Sharpsharp00123:
But all of them are billionaire's n they don buy Lagos finish now, so how come they don't have 10 million to travel to n fro their region for festivity?

Yarimo our billionaire's are here again

Stop talking rubbish

Politics › Re: Afe Babalola Obtains Court Order To Block Sale Of Farotimi’s Book On Amazon by TheFarmer1: 3:04pm On Dec 11, 2024

press9jatv:
By the special Grace of Almighty God, Dele will defeat all his enemies in the judiciary . Dele’s book is everywhere now. No stopping here. Unborn generation will read the book

If you must accuse, you must be ready to prove. What Afe Babalola is doing is what every right thinking human being must do. This defamation has gone beyond the local scene. It is now in the international purview. Farotimi must have to prove those allegations beyond reasonable doubt or he'll be looking at lengthy jail term.

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