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PoliticsRe: Governor Bago Leads Praise And Worship At A Crusade (video) by TheFarmer1: 2:54am On Nov 30, 2024
[quote author=EmperorCaesar post=133088759]cheesy

See as e be like gym instructor cum Artiste

Doesnt mean anything, he go still loot[/quote
True. He go still pad that budget. We know his type...
CrimeRe: "I Will Waste You And Nothing Will Happen" - Armed Prison Officials Slap Lawyer by TheFarmer1: 10:01am On Nov 28, 2024
Wisdomkosi:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVxdR-wyDmo



Source : https://9newsng.com/i-will-waste-you-and-nothing-will-happen-armed-prison-officials-slap-lawyer-in-ebonyi-photo-video/
Fundamental Human Rights Case loading. I expect the Lawyer to sue the 3 officers that assaulted him and also sue The Comptroller of The Nigerian Correctional Service. The Lawyer shouldn't let these people go. The NBA should fully swing into action. They must pay through their noses. Look at the mentality. That's how they kill prisoners extrajudicially. They must pay!
PoliticsRe: $500,000 Bribe: Farouk Lawan Regains Freedom After Serving 5-year Jail Term by TheFarmer1: 1:43pm On Oct 22, 2024
viqSmallz:
This man was a potential governor of Kano, he had the charisma for a northerner and was very vocal. Hope he learnt his lessons though.

He will contest and most likely be supported by people.
Contest where? An exconvict.
SportsRe: Breach Of Contract: US Court Orders Mayweather To Pay Nigerian Firm N4.2b Damage by TheFarmer1: 11:34pm On Oct 04, 2024
mightyhaze:
This one no be money naa..

Mayweather wen dey collect over 200b naira per fight wen u convert from pounds...
All of una dey talk say that $1.6M no be money. Why did Mayweather refuse to pay then, if it is such a "small money" as you claim?
According to that write-up, Mayweather over values his Networth. He isn't as rich as we are all made to believe.
HealthRe: Emir Of Yauri's Guard Killed In Hippopotamus Attack In Kebbi State by TheFarmer1: 11:46am On Sep 23, 2024
A thousand ways to die.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: West Ham Vs Chelsea (0 - 3) On 21st September 2024 by TheFarmer1: 12:57am On Sep 22, 2024
femi4:
Farmer analysis, I am not surprised. Go n analyse your farm produce
Stats never lie. Jackson is not prolific. What Chelsea needs is a prolific striker and creative midfield, game after game. West Ham may have gone well, what about the next game against Brighton? Will Chelsea also score 3? That's a question for you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: West Ham Vs Chelsea (0 - 3) On 21st September 2024 by TheFarmer1:
Chelsea has been struggling in front of goal in most of their EPL games this season. Having scored only 8 goals and conceded 5 in their last 4 EPL games, one can see that the struggles of Chelsea FC aren't yet over.

N. Jackson isn't really the kind of material Chelsea needs upfront. Cole Palmer seems to be in a slumber this season, after his heroics last season. The duo of Enzo Fernandez and Moises Caicedon have failed to bring the kind of sparkle Chelsea Fans need. The back line has been too leaky too. With a goal difference of 3, and sitting at 8 position, there is need for the Coach to take drastic measures.

Chelsea will most likely struggle in this game.
CelebritiesRe: Fans Gift May Edochie Range Rover As A Birthday Gift by TheFarmer1: 11:09am On Sep 17, 2024
Jestin:
That pussi don finally enter market
Confirm shocked
PoliticsRe: Edo: Ambrose Alli’s Son, Andrew Endorses Asue Ighodalo by TheFarmer1: 8:05am On Sep 17, 2024
Odidigboigbo:
How is he living under the shadow of his father? Is it the shadow of his father that placed him the current position he occupied in AFC?
You don't know? Did you read where he said that Asue's father stepped down for his father decades ago?

One thing we don't realize is that it is a cycle. If your father happens to hold a political position today, or a prominent non-political position even, years down the line, his children are likely to benefit from the foundation laid by the father. The marks we make tend to stick over time, especially if they are positive marks.

For example, did you think that Ajuri Ngelale was the best person for the job he did during the Buhari and Tinubu presidencies? Did you know that Ajuri's father was Welfare Director in Rivers State during the time of Former Governor Milford Okilo? The fact that his father held such a sensitive position back in the days, played a significant role in his selection for the positions Ajuri held in the various governments. This, of course, doesn't remove the fact that he also has some educational qualification for the positions he held. We all know that your education and certificate will never guaranty you certain perks in this country if you don't have strong recommendations from family and friends. That is how it works. This is why it is very important that if you hold any position of public trust, make sure you do your very best. Posterity never forgets.
PoliticsRe: Edo: Ambrose Alli’s Son, Andrew Endorses Asue Ighodalo by TheFarmer1: 7:45am On Sep 17, 2024
thesicilian:
He's a seasoned finance professional and probably over 60yrs of age but still lives under the shadow of his father Ambrose Ali who died millions of years ago.
Hahaha guy you wicked oo
PoliticsRe: Barely 2 Years In Office, Tinubu's Staunch Supporter Becomes "Wailer" (DEBUNKED) by TheFarmer1: 3:11am On Sep 10, 2024
Lizzysamuel:
Lmao

The same doctor who diagnosed "Emotional Exhaustion" for Wailers in 8years, couldn't survive 1½years before suffering from same "Emotional Exhaustion".

I'm prescribing 2 tablets of aspirin 2 times daily for 6½years for her.
In direct support of your prescription, I will also add 2 tablets of Piriton 2 times daily for 6½ years for her. If you know what Piriton does to the human body, you'd know that this Agbadorian will definitely get an undiluted reward for a stvpid vote cast.
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri's Post About His Current Wife That Made His Ex-wife To React by TheFarmer1: 11:14am On Sep 09, 2024
jmoore:
Reno Omokri is a wife beater. He should react the way he's been calling Peter Obi up and down.

I dare Reno Omokri to put up 100,000 dollars reward for anyone to prove he beat his ex-wife if he claims he's innocent.

Unlike previous fact-check challenge where he was found to be wrong and he didn't fulfill the reward, he will have to deposit the 100k to Bishop Kukah. Anyone that proves he beat his ex-wife will have to meet Bishop Kukah to get the reward.
Hahaha you no get joy at all, at all. You dey mind the fact checker? Most men who beat their wives at home find it very easy to post pictures of their families depicting happiness and joy, but behind the curtains, behind all that deceitful public display of affection, they are monsters.

I know a man, an erstwhile neighbour, who beats his wife and always runs to Facebook to post happy family pictures of his wife and kids. If you saw those pictures online, you'd think he runs the happiest home ever. Lies. Men like Reno always have skeletons...plenty skeletons.
RomanceRe: The Only Thing Nigeria Women Have To Offer Is Sex by TheFarmer1: 2:36am On Sep 08, 2024
Sirchiboy:
Truth be told.
Nigeria women are empty and brainless entities that the only thing they can offer is sex.
but expect you to bring than heaven for them.
There was one particular one that I housed in my house for two weeks.
This girl is so empty and brainless.
If something finish in the house like toothpaste or soap.
She can't afford to use her money to buy.
There was a day this girl even opened her mouth that premier soap is for washing and not for bathing.
I thank God I finally kicked her out of my house.
I pity guys planning marry stingy ,uneducated and jobless girls
How old are you? You know, when you young chaps yap all these nonsense about women and how they bring nothing to the table, I just shake my head.

I'm a married man. The wife I married has been nothing but a miracle to me.

Maybe you should carefully scrutinize the kind of girls or women you role with. You can't be rolling with teenagers and under 22s and expect anything tangible from them. Women tend to develop from the age of 25. If you are lucky to find one that is mature at 23 or 24, then you are lucky.

Stop dating teenagers and then come online and generalize. You need to improve on your choices, then maybe, just maybe, you'd have a better story to tell about women.

They aren't all bad- you just run after little girls!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s Spokesperson, Ajuri Ngelale Steps Down, Gives Reason by TheFarmer1: 1:54pm On Sep 07, 2024
StPete:
These are times when we miss PIDOM. He would’ve unraveled the true reasons behind this sudden memo. And trust me, I believe it has nothing to do with health issues. Tinubu was and still sick yet he is the President, Ngale must’ve done something behind the scenes that is weightier than sickness
True. The reason he gave for his resignation, we all know, is false. It is either he has embezzled funds and was quietly shown the way out or the Presidency is subtly realigning for the Politics of 2027. Some persons have to be shown the way out. It could also be that he has political ambition: could be gunning for House of Representatives in his home state.

Nigerian politicians never resign for anything. Even on their death bed, they will still hang on to power or position.
CrimeRe: FUNAAB Student, Idowu Christianah Kidnapped In Lagos by TheFarmer1: 12:45pm On Aug 27, 2024
Goodnewsforlife:
To the Igbo mods that keep banning us,u can keep banning us but we won't stop telling u d bitter truth

Let's see how far u go with banning people,Igbos will pass their boundaries n when we give it to them u will ban us n leave them

Imagine an Igbo boy said yorubas are known for skull mining even on a thread that doesn't relate to it n I replied Igbos are known for drug peddling n armed robbery

Could u believe this Igbo mod banned me n d most annoying thing is that the other guy who made d first statement I reacted to wasn't banned
Both you and the person you replied, alongside the MOD that banned you, should be banned by Seun for 99 weeks. This tribal thing on NL has to stop. It's bad enough this issue of Tribe stalks a lot of people in the real world. Coming to also stalk people online is plain Bad!!!
RomanceRe: I Don Draw My Time Table, (picx) by TheFarmer1: 10:27am On Aug 27, 2024
ThrustReverser:
This OP still get money sef
Come 2027, it will be
Monday: AIR, DRINK WATER FROM BOILED STONE, GROUNDNUT CHAFF
Tuesday: ELEPHANT GRASS, LEMON GRASS, MAHOGANY LEAF
Wednesday: SLEEP
Thursday: COMPRESSED AIR, WATER, AIR
like that...
Laugh wan kill me grin grin angry
CrimeRe: Police Apprehend Woman With AK-47, Magazines Hidden Inside Garri Sack by TheFarmer1: 9:44am On Aug 18, 2024
Creamypie:
Instead of them to make it secret and follow her to the sender.
You dey mind them? The NPF is a somewhat useless organization. 9 times out of 10, they forget what is called "proper investigation". What Happened to using this woman to tail the bandit and get him arrested? No. They won't. They will run to the media like headless chickens and hold useless media sessions that will yeild absolutely NOTHING. It is only a matter of time, this same woman will walk free. The killing will continue unabated; they will continue losing Officers and Men to these men of the Underworld.

Utterly useless! Tweh!
EducationRe: Governor Sanwo-Olu Receives Adeola Adefemi, The Best Teacher In Nigeria by TheFarmer1: 9:09am On Aug 16, 2024
CyrusVI:
I hope she's given a lot more incentive cause only plague no go do o

I trust Sanwo, he knows how to rewards hardworkers bountifully
You mean "plaque"... undecided
RomanceRe: Cash express Loan App Accuse Girl Of Rituals Send Body Parts To Friends PHOTOS by TheFarmer1: 2:55pm On Jul 20, 2024
PJtech:
Wtf is this. The girl should sue them abeg

There should be some human rights lawyers that can take up the case for her for free she should contact them... This things happens because no one is holding the loan app responsible
Sue who? Lol. Person wey no fit pay back loan, where she wan see money sue person? She should just overlook it and move on.
CelebritiesRe: What Can You Use To Insult Me Now?- Shatta Bandle To Critics After Fixing Teeth by TheFarmer1: 10:57am On Jul 13, 2024
Matheusmartin:
...
Let's see if your can fix your height grin
Mad oo grin grin
RomanceRe: What Part Of The Wedding Do You Think Is Unnecessary? by TheFarmer1: 8:42am On Jul 07, 2024
DevilsEqual:
I once told my family members that I'd prolly hire a stand-in guy to act as the groom on my Wedding day. I no sure say I go come
The event itself is tiring

Left to me, after our parents don meet, she go just pack come my house one midnight and that will be all
Werey grin grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Reformist Masoud Pezeshkian Elected Iran's President by TheFarmer1: 10:04pm On Jul 06, 2024
Look at how quickly they elected a President. In less than 2 months, an election was conducted. No ballot box snatching. No killings. No explosions. No nonsense.
If this were to be Nigeria...
HealthRe: Mesuur Abata: Woman Dies After Giving Birth, After 13 Years Of Waiting by TheFarmer1: 9:47am On Jul 05, 2024
AntiChristian:
Sometimes what you are denied may be what will kill you!

It is not the fault of that thing killing you!

It's just destiny.

She has been destined to die at that age!

She was to die just as she died!

The things she won't do she won't do till she dies!

The number of calories you'll consume is destined!
Once you've reached the milage na fasting remain!
This is so not true. Have we considered the medical facility that she used? How equiped was the hospital? How qualified was the medical personnel that attended to her? We are very quick to push everything that happens to the 'will of God', when infact these things could have easily been the carelessness of man. Many couple, because of medical bill, patronize substandard medical facilities. This could easily be one preventable death, but here we are sounding like it was her fate and time to die.
AgricultureRe: 30% Poultry Farms Shut Down In Six Months – PAN by TheFarmer1: 2:06pm On Jul 03, 2024
Medipharm:
I also shut down mine last 2 months, lost 920k in the last outing and can't continue
Why did you lose so much? Did your birds die?
PoliticsRe: FG Spent ₦1 Billion On Tinubu’s Trip To Ethiopia, ₦650 Million On Honorarium by TheFarmer1: 5:34pm On Jun 27, 2024
We must learn a lesson angry
PoliticsRe: Police Ban Durbar In Kano by TheFarmer1: 5:37pm On Jun 13, 2024
Beremx:
Two captains cannot be in a ship. Emir Ado Bayero should throw in the towel and let piece reign
You mean peace piece
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Shares 10m To University Of Port Harcourt Students by TheFarmer1: 1:03pm On Jun 12, 2024
Inosky:
How many people come get now? He for give it to the VC to share to make sure all students get equal amount
Na this idea worse pass. The VC will probably pocket half the amount and the remaining half will still not get to half the number of students. It seems you don't know Nigerians.
EducationRe: Mathematicians In The House come over Here by TheFarmer1: 10:17pm On May 24, 2024
NwaNimo1:
Square everything.......

then: x+x=8;

2x=8;

therefore x=4


https://storage.ko-fi.com/cdn/useruploads/display/e7c9062a-8179-47e7-9e7e-5370e938f1b1_21.gif
E be like say ebin pawa don affect your brain grin
BusinessRe: Lagos State Fire Service Contains Fire In Idumota As Building Collapses by TheFarmer1: 7:51am On Mar 21, 2024
santaclaws:
With the way that place is jam-packed, you can't even decipher that a little electric spark around the roof can cause a fire incident... instead you allege it's a planned act of arson.

Fire incidents occur even in more organized places, not everything should be linked to evil agenda or conspiracies! Nigerians, change your mindsets! 😠😠😠
Hey, Santa. Just rest grin. It's a gut feeling. Even you know very well that you can't prove it's not Arson. You don't seem to know the human mind and how we function differently. Just yesterday the FG released names of Terror Sponsors. Now tell me, why would these people, for years, actively involve themselves in killing fellow Nigerians? What exactly would they gain by consistently murdering people and rendering millions of others homeless? When you find answers to these, then you will find answers to why our markets get burnt down on a yearly basis.
BusinessRe: Lagos State Fire Service Contains Fire In Idumota As Building Collapses by TheFarmer1: 6:15am On Mar 21, 2024
I have this feeling that there are Nigerians who specifically cash out whenever there is a fire like this. I have this gut feeling that all these fires from Sokoto to Kaduna and down to Lagos are all well planned acts of Arson. Some people actually sit down, plan these things and carry them out for reasons best known to them. If not, how then do you explain back to back fires in big markets across the country? If you look at these fires holistically, you'd understand the point I'm trying to make.
EducationRe: A School Teacher Did This To Your Son,as A Parent What Is Your Next Move ? by TheFarmer1: 2:21pm On Mar 20, 2024
I know some people will say, "go and report to the police". You and I know that the case will eventually get k-leg. To get maximum Justice for my child, I will sue the School Authority, alongside the teacher that did the flogging.
FamilyRe: Why So Much Hatred Between Step Siblings? by TheFarmer1: 1:51pm On Mar 01, 2024
Emmanuel30a:
Why is so much hatred in you? Hate is red and you have red in you/with you... Fred is red, Alfred is red... Hence, they are full of hatred/full with hatred... I don't wants to talk about hammed&mohammed...
Wetin this one dey talk? undecided undecided

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