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FoodRe: Sachet Alcohol Ban: Manufacturers Fear 5.5 Million Job Loss by TheFarmer1: 7:41am On Feb 20, 2024
Government Policies has always been the reason a lot of big players refuse to invest in the Nigerian Market. How can a Government Agency wake up one day and place a ban on an industry with over a Trillion Naira investment? Howhuh Bans like this should be done in phases, if it must be done. You must have to give investors time to recoup their investment.
Government officials fail to realize that a lot goes into these industries. It's not just about the product, it is also about Human Capital that make up these industries. 5.5 million job loses will be a very big blow to any economy. That's at least 2 million households affected.
The only option left for these manufacturers is to approach an Industrial Court. Go with a strong case. Recoup money invested and save all these people from unemployment. These civil servants and politicians do not care. They have to fight.
SportsRe: Mohamed Salah Sets New Premier League Record by TheFarmer1: 4:46pm On Feb 19, 2024
Wow
PoliticsRe: 2nd Term: I Dont Know Who Can Challenge Us In 2027 - Nyesom Wike (video) by TheFarmer1: 4:24pm On Feb 18, 2024
Funny.
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija Phyna Escapes Kidnappers’ Attack In Delta State by TheFarmer1: 4:18pm On Feb 18, 2024
This is something no human being should experience.
RomanceRe: Police Arrest 2 For Having Sex In Police College Church In Maiduguri (pic) by TheFarmer1: 9:44am On Feb 13, 2024
Tallesty1:
So, what will they be charged with?

Having sex when not fully unclothed?

Having sex when the nation is mourning Access CEO and AFCON loss?

Having sex without local government permit?

Or what?
For those who don't know: Referencing from the Criminal Law of Lagos State which is similar in most States across the country.

“It must be noted that section 134 which deals with offences against morality particularly section 134 (a) have it that indecent act in a public place makes both parties engaging in the act liable to imprisonment for 2 years.
SportsRe: AFCON: Troost-Ekong Named Player Of The Tournament by TheFarmer1: 1:50am On Feb 12, 2024
Super Eagles had a possession of 33% as against a 67% possession by Ivory Coast. Super Eagles had only one shot on target while the Ivorian Team had 7 shots. Nigeria had 1 shot off target while Ivory Coast had 6. Now tell me why Super Eagles deserved to win this competition?
What a mediocre team, bereft of that zeal to lift the Cup. The inability of our strikers and attacking midfielders to score goals earlier in this competition was a red flag. It was as if we progressed through the group stage, and indeed the knockout stages, by sheer luck.

What a beautiful waste!
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Mdas Paid Over N159bn Into Private Accounts In Six Years by TheFarmer1: 11:32am On Feb 06, 2024
slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

Please we should leave politicians alone

And beam our search light on the common masses on the street and you will realise how devilish and corrupt the masses on the street are

This are same people criticising politicians

I wast booked on Friday by federal road safety

Now I went to their office that same day to generate code and pay at the bank

Guess what the road safety officer at the office told me there was no network. I waited for two hours still no network
Then I went there yesterday again
Only for them to also tell me again there is no network

I decided to wait again if possible for 4 hours

While waiting one officer from no where approached me and was telling me "guy you know what to do na
Nor dey act like baby"

Give them the money let them give you your seized drivers licence sharply.. guess what I did because I was already exhausted
Then boom the idiot brought out my drivers licence
Which means their intention was to lie that there is no network so that a code for bank payment can't be generated
With that I will give them the money in cash and they will share it
You should have made this a bigger issue. You had all the time to put your phone voice recorder and get the name or names of the Officers involved. This curruption involving Government officials cannot go on forever. Make a scapegoat out of someone walahi angry
PoliticsRe: Kano: "There Is severe hunger, I Will meet Tinubu to tell him" - Gov Yusuf by TheFarmer1: 1:20am On Feb 06, 2024
These statements coming from this Governor has really infuriated me. What nonsense! A Governor should know exactly what to do, but no. He'd prefer to run to Abuja to vent and yarn dust. You have executive powers. Utilize it. Unilaterally crash the price of certain food items. You have food reserves in your state. What happened to releasing these food items and closely monitoring its distribution across the state? It pains me how we always "elect" clueless people into power, only to hear them talk like people with no idea why they are in power.

Give out grants and loans to businesses, manufacturers and Agro-based ventures. Place higher priority on Human Capital Development. Governance is not always about constructing roads.

This man don vex me angry angry.
CelebritiesRe: Rapper, Killer Mike Arrested At The Grammys After Winning Three Awards by TheFarmer1: 8:48am On Feb 05, 2024
ghiloman28:
You sound like mumu. Except if it riot raiding Nigeria police will never come to arrest you and be beating you or attacking you violently not even in an occasion like that except if the suspect resist arrest which will lead for force manhandling which can as well happens even in US. Make una dey use una sense small small chiaa
It seems you've been living under a cave. Seems you've not been following news about Nigerian Police at all. Pray it never happens to you.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Yul Edochie Is Not Qualified To Be A Pastor by TheFarmer1: 11:24am On Feb 04, 2024
oluwaseunamos33:
Only God can disqualified him and not you . Celebrate with me as I'm FTC
Dey play undecided
RomanceRe: Guys, I'hv Being Battling Typhoid For Weeks, I Need Prayers! by TheFarmer1: 2:59am On Feb 04, 2024
Typhoid is one disease that hits you below the belt. The disease can make you denounce the existence of God. Makes you weak. You lose appetite for any thing food. The weight loss is frightening. I recommended ciprofloxacin for the last friend of mine who had this health challenge. Combine it with a good antimalerial drug and paracetamol. While you do this, try and eat something, no matter how difficult. You will need some fluid and food in you. While you are at it, get Oracil or Oral Rehydration Therapy to help you improve fluid and balance body electrolytes. Dissolve in one bottle of water. Stand it for 1 hour, shake and drink. Very important. You should be on your feet within 4-5 days.
CrimeRe: Oluwadarasimi Omoseyin Jailed For 6 Months For Spraying, Stepping On Naira Notes by TheFarmer1: 8:55pm On Feb 01, 2024
oladipuposadeeq:
She was given an option of fine so she won't be imprisoned because she will meet those bail conditions.
But she's now an exconvict.
RomanceRe: I Just Discovered My Husband Has Been Cheating Since We Got Married by TheFarmer1: 5:17pm On Jan 29, 2024
BadBradley:
I don't usually respond to desperate farmers whose future is so bleak they had to publish their private phone numbers on Nairaland for patronage.

When we need third-rate advice on poultry, we will contact you. Thanks
I've taken time to read through some of your posts and comments here on Nairaland. Not only are they lacking in knowledge, they also portray you as a daft herling. Take some time. Read through your comments calling Africans names.

"Black people with bestial impulses and primitive material showoffs.

But they are the poorest and the most destitute of all races.".

That's one of the very many mean things you've posted. It shows how bereft you are in terms of intelligence and knowledge. You have a lot of growing up to do.
RomanceRe: I Just Discovered My Husband Has Been Cheating Since We Got Married by TheFarmer1: 2:10pm On Jan 29, 2024
BadBradley:
once a woman leaves her matrimonial home of her own volition and spent more than 24 hours outside, no reasonable man should take her back.
You don't know what you are talking about. You are talking trash.
RomanceRe: I Just Discovered My Husband Has Been Cheating Since We Got Married by TheFarmer1: 2:09pm On Jan 29, 2024
To get his head back in the game, you need to sue him. Gather evidence, get a lawyer, and sue him. You can actually win custody of those kids. You can't have another woman taking care of your kids when you are healthy enough to do so.
PoliticsRe: Richard Adeoriokin Shot Dead By Security Bidding Him Goodbye In Osun by TheFarmer1: 4:41pm On Jan 28, 2024
This Professor left his comfort zone in the US to come to this hell to die in a most unfortunate manner. Kai. If he had stayed back in the US, he'd still be alife. Very unfortunate country. If you are carrying any kind of firearm, I'll gladly give you a 1 mile gap. Just like that, the professor is gone and deposited in a godforsaken morgue.
Being around a crowd in this country is very risky. Being around security forces carrying guns is even riskier. The way they will handle you if you unfortunately get shot go shock even the devil. Nigeria is really cursed.
SportsRe: AFCON Highest Goal Scorer: Emilio Nsue Of Equi. Guinea Lead Osimhen And Mane by TheFarmer1: 7:40pm On Jan 23, 2024
Dolapoikwerre:
Very strange
It's not exactly strange. A Right Back, in modern football is an attack minded player. Most RB players tend to run into the opponents deep lying positions,causing all sorts of problems for the Midfield and Defence of their opponents. A classical example of attack minded RB is former Chelsea Player, Cesar Azpilicueta.
RomanceRe: Now That You Have Decided To Get Married... by TheFarmer1(op): 1:25pm On Jan 14, 2024
Getting a girl to marry comes next in line. As a personal opinion, I would tell you to marry someone you know. Intentionally befriend a girl who is of age if you want to settle down. If you want a seemless journey towards settling down, avoid dating someone for 3 months and then marrying them. Three months is a very inadequate length of time to familiarize with a woman you intend to spend your life with. I know some folks who dated for 4 months and married afterwards. Seven times out of ten, they realized that they didn't know who they married. Blasts from the past creeps in and you begin to wonder how you got here. If you are a religious person, now is the time to fervently pray to the Being you believe in. Choosing the wrong woman is a mistake you cannot afford to intentionally make. Pay attention to all the red flags while dating. This also buttresses the fact that you need to date someone you want to marry for an extended period. Red flags must not be swept under the carpet. If you notice something, investigate it. Ask the girl in question. Find out why something happened or why something isn't adding up.

A little white lie can boomerang in the future if you don't manage the situation well. If you have a child from your past, now is the time to tell the girl; like wise the girl you want to marry. Children from flings in the past has ruined many families, especially when they come into the picture later in life. Be open to your partner. You can't hide these things forever.
RomanceRe: Now That You Have Decided To Get Married... by TheFarmer1(op): 12:50pm On Jan 14, 2024
The next item you need to have before considering getting married is shelter. You need a roof over your head. Go for a shelter you can afford. If you are able to build something for yourself, fantastic. If you have to be on rent, that is also very good. Get an apartment you can afford to pay for. Avoid renting a house you can't afford to renew its rent. If you must live in a family house, you need to know that there is always down sides to living with your relatives as a married man. You need to effectively have rules of engagement to avoid see finish. Oh yes. Human beings can be unpredictable. Once you are married, there is usually this tendency to share your love, as a man, between your immediate family and the larger family members. If you want a lasting marriage, get an apartment for yourself. Avoid see finish. Mature men will definitely understand why it is very important that you get a house separate from your family house.
RomanceNow That You Have Decided To Get Married... by TheFarmer1(op): 11:44am On Jan 14, 2024
Hello, Nairalanders. It's TheFarmer1 again. Happy New Year and Happy Sunday to you all.
How has your 2024 been so far? Different strokes for different folks right?

Apart from being an Agriculturist and a Poultry Farmer, I have flare for other things one of them being writing about real life situations. I have decided to share an issue I have found out to be very topical especially amongst our youths and eligible bachelors.

I will have you know that I have been married for 3 years and I have 2 kids. So, I feel I am qualified to discuss some issues I intend to write down. This, ofcourse, is a result of personal experience(s). It's just a template you can juxtapose with your own life situation, learn, and possibly implement. This thread is in the Romance section because I feel it's where it will reach a lot of young folks.

Getting married to a woman, in my own opinion, serves two major purposes. Firstly, it affords you the opportunity to have a companion. On the long run, life can be very boring if you have no close relative or dependant or individual you can closely and effortlessly relate with. Imagine being in your 50's or 60's with no wife or kid(s). How do you think living will taste like? Why do you think men and women alike struggle to find someone they can hitch themselves to? If they fail, they keep trying until they get it right or not. Companionship. Try being by yourself for 2 months without relating with anybody. It may sound intriguing initialy but over time, you will realize that there is need to speak to someone, no matter how brief.

Secondly, paving way for others to taste life after you are gone. Procreation. A friend of mine will always say, "if dem born you, make sure you born others". If your parents gave you a chance to see, taste and enjoy life, make sure you give others a chance to do same. When you are married, it is only right to have a kid or kids to engender your lineages or achievements.

I will be very factual in my writeup and I will spare no helping detail. As a Nigerian, once you feel that you are ready to do like your father or Fathers did, you need to be armed with a number of things. The most important thing as a man, in my opinion, you need to have before you consider getting married or settling down is a source of income. Yes. I know some of you may think that is not the first, but let me burst your bubble- it is! If you do not have a source of income, you will find life after marriage very messy, hard and unpalatable. When I say a source of income, I am not saying that you must be a Jeff Bezos or an Otedola or an Obi Cubana. No. You know the way(s) money comes into your hands. Consider making it regular before you consider getting married.

Marrieage comes with a lot of responsibilities that you may not be able to shoulder if you marry without a source of income. So, that little business you are doing, that brings in money into your account, make it work. If you, perchance, wish to marry a girl who doesn't have a visible source of income or earnings, it becomes pertinent that you must have something going on for you in terms of earnings and income. Marriage becomes much better if you settle down with a girl who also has a source of income.

This thread will continue to be developed. Stick around. If you are following, hit the like and share buttons. It helps me know that some young folks are following.

FamilyRe: Please How Do I Handle This With My Wife And Her Brother. by TheFarmer1: 5:43pm On Jan 10, 2024
advanceDNA:
What happened to a 3.5M car if he actually wants to buy a car for his sister?? Why must it be 5M naira car...... Either ur wife wants to run u marital street or the brother wants to run ur wife//you confirm street..

Wateva the case is ...u won't like the outcome after u drop the money grin
I agree. He should be very careful. Loyalty and Honesty na very difficult thing these days, even amongst people we call family.
PoliticsRe: Court Stops Emefiele’s Re-arrest, EFCC Rejects N100m Fine by TheFarmer1: 1:59pm On Jan 09, 2024
EFCC will never learn. Detaining a Nigerian without charging him to court for a crime will always lead to Fundamental Human Rights cases such as this.
As for these people that like to intimidate others with arrests using the police, the day you will know that our courts work would be the day you will arrest and detain someone and then they sue you for Fundamental Human Rights Violation.

That day you go see shege for court. That day you will know that our judges can mean business when they want to. A mere case that can easily be settled out of court can cost you Millions in Damages. Be warned this year.
RomanceRe: Standing Fan. by TheFarmer1: 6:57pm On Jan 07, 2024
soundOsonic:
Mehn na today I know say Nigerians like suffer.
Anything that is normal, like seriously a fan is the basic thing of things, and see as they made it look like fan is a luxurious technology.
Even the story of how they suffered they are telling us.
They also want you to suffer.
I know why Nigeria can't grow, the mentality of I experienced worse, so the next generation should.
Nawa o
No mind them. Sapa dey play okoso on their heads. Very sapaliscious individuals grin grin
BusinessRe: Diamond Platnumz, Elumelu, Umurhohwo Among Top 100 Influential People Of 2023 by TheFarmer1: 4:34pm On Dec 31, 2023
Good one.
FamilyRe: My Mom Has Made Me Miserable! She Denied Me Happiness by TheFarmer1: 5:37pm On Dec 30, 2023
The mistake has already been made. You have to live with it. As a married person myself, what you need to do is to brush your wife up. Yes! Turn her into the kind of woman you'd love to be with. Buy her clothes. Jewelry. If her educational background isn't up to par, register her to get good education. You can actually turn her into your dream woman. You can't leave her and run away abroad. What would that make you? A deadbeat husband. For how long will you run? You better man up and love your wife. You made the vows didn't you? You have to live with it!
HealthRe: Please Help I want to gain some weight by TheFarmer1: 4:10pm On Dec 28, 2023
You dey whine? You weigh 68kg and you want more weight? Low self esteem angry
RomanceRe: I Saw Death Face To Face Yesterday But I Didn't Die by TheFarmer1: 12:58pm On Dec 26, 2023
bodeyX:
Although I have been in this situation before and currently in something similar, I won't say "SORRY" or "send your account" . There's dignity in not dishonoring oneself by begging. Death by starvation is NOT physically painful, it is however a slow process and this causes it to be psychologically torturous. If food no dey , just drink water and wait for the inevitable. Ur body probably won't survive more than 6 weeks without food but ur NOBODY "go see u finish" if u begin beg upandan. IMO I would rather starve to death than go online/offline to beg for money.
A closed mouth is a closed destiny. It's better you beg and stay alive than close your mouth and die of pride.
PoliticsRe: Emefiele Operated 593 Illegal US, UK, China Accounts – CBN Investigator by TheFarmer1: 7:01am On Dec 22, 2023
Over N622 billon. My God! No wonder he wanted to become the President.
RomanceRe: Funny Video Of A Nigerian Lady Filmed Selling Herbs (agbo) In The UK by TheFarmer1: 2:52am On Nov 14, 2023
Nigerians always know how to overdo things. I hope it's legal there...
NYSCRe: Peter Ifagbuyi: LASU Graduate Shines At NYSC Competition, Wins ₦1M Cash Prize by TheFarmer1: 7:26pm On Nov 13, 2023
Dshocker:
N1m at hand currently, is like one with 100k as at 2015, before Jonathan stepped down like a woman.
Continue to dey whine yourself. N1,000,000 is a huge sum, if you know what to do with it. As a young guy just starting off life, that amount can net him up to N200,000 every 6-7 weeks if he invests wisely.

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