₦airaland Forum

Where is Ola of Lagos whose life revolves around showcasing luxury? He should come and continue with this machine posted here.

Any small thing I'll never be poor in this life. Before he slim like sugarcane. 😂

Signing a contract with Napoli FC or TóttenHam is like a death sentence. Their owners are by far the most difficult to deal with. Spits!

Open gate to heaven join self, if cars prices no drop, there's nothing worth celebrating.

Musa run ooo. Before goat fans go come for you. The real Goat fans aren't violent.

I keep hair and that requires regular maintenance. My barber use to collect #300 per cut (Low key salon for ordinary Nigerians). After the subsidy removal I went to shave and behold I was charged #400 while full cut was #500.

I just returned from the salon where I went with the mindset of paying #500 for a full cut. While I was still cutting, something was telling me to check the pricelist just above the mirror, because in this country nothing is stable. Boom!!! 🔥 Omo! na #700 I see. Thank God I just withdrew 4k before entering. I paid up in utter disbelief.
Now I'm wondering how much those high-class salon that use to charge #1,500 to #5,000 before will be charging now.

I'm already thinking of buying a clipper for my wife to be my exclusive barber. Before she go spoil the hair reach five times, she go don sabi. I'm ready to make the sacrifices, afterall our friends for UK dey run am due to the cost implications.

Biko how much for haircut for your side?

See how one small girl turn herself to celebrity for failed grown-up men and women to f be discussing.

Some of NL agbaya haven't slept since this girl's case came out.

Ministerial training? Every Tom d1ck and Harry don dey become minister.




Why not train you and deduct it when due? Common sense!

NUJ chairman Edo State chapter, Festus Alenkhe the nightmare journalist of criminals in the whole of south south.

NL is officially a platform for war between Western and Eastern Nigeria. Every pin that drops in both region is torchlighted, magnified and dissected. Bunch of poverty ravaged fellows fanning the embers of tribalism. In no time the Hutu and Tutsi genocide will become our ugly lot. I spit on all jobless keyboard warriors behind this trend starting from the useless owner of the forum.

NORTHing man no go hear for this life.

You'll struggle to sell this car if it was a left hand drive talk of right. Just start using it yourself cos it will rot there with that price tag.

nairavsdollars:
Anuofia. Seems you are the girl's father. My anus has been blown open ekwensu

Who is this grandmother quoting me again? Sorry for your above predicament. 🤣🤣🤣

A big face-off is brewing in Kano. Next would be to arrest Ganduje. Hahahaha! Interesting times ahead.

Na she need the massage now. Record na record either as a massager or massager

No! they can't, only you can type it like that. Why not rather ask this: Can a snake swallow money in JAMB office? That should be a better question since you're jobless.

Na this country them upload PORN for government website maybe you were in coma then. Isi aki.

🥱🥱🥱

Oh no! not again. In a country where there are no natural disasters, the govt and people collectively chose to be their own disaster...

⏩ Cheap and substandard materials are used by owners and contractors alike to maximize profit.

⏩FCTA - The regulatory agency, collects and pockets bribe then look away.


⏩The FCTA staff are picked not on merit but as a reward system as in other employments, by top government officials.

⏩The government are elected not on merit but along tribal lines and religious sentiments.


⏩The government turn on the people giving them crumbs to survive on.

⏩ Then they micro manage to build houses using cheap materials and hungry contractors. Then back to my first point.

That is the viscous circle birthing all these incessant shortfalls in standard.🔁🔄

Once again a country is a reflection of it's leadership and the leadership a reflection of the ordinary man on the street.

accordadoga26:
Everything about these people na VICTIMIZATION. From the poor to the rich, the young to the old.

Fraud to them na normal thing.

So wetin jamb wan benefit from the victimization of the girl?

Stop advertising your stupidity. I had to go through the post again just because of your assertion. Read to have sense and stop the tribal coloration to everything.

Innovative! But na boats he dey service?

Innovative!

DonNeon:
Lol.... She's in her finals and recently got engaged, I guess she don't want to step on toes that might get her suspended or rusticated ...

Don't❎

Doesn't ✅

The negative comments I read on here exemplifies the level of people I've been mingling with in this forum.


The most educative and morally benefiting thread by a mile is generating this kind of response. It is finished!

A two handed greeting to acknowledge greatness. Kudos to the greatest iroko of a lady from Nigeria presently. Na woMAN you be. A quintessential lady per excellence!



The wounded and aggrieved can now cry under my quote. The floor is yours. 👇

eazzzy1:
She should go back to school for a Masters in Computer Science. All these things you learn on Udemy and YouTube will not lead her anywhere.

Unless you want her to be on Nairaland hassling people to come edit their photos for #2000.

I don laugh tire for here. The last paragraph got me cracked up big time. 🤣🤣🤣

ojehmario1969:
why don't they buy an average club like arsenal and our academy players(chelsea) can develop there for premier league experience..i am just saying...

See your life? Instead of you to question the move to buy another club while still struggling to manage the first one, you're here acting confused. Baba you see Man City, Arsenal, Newcastle, Man United and Liverpool? No single way your team can compete with them for to next season with Poch.

Pre Mourinho era is back, start packing you things to decamp to Brighton.

This country don go. The court has become so useless that it even tries to stop those exposing criminals from doing so. Like the court asked the NYSC DG not to expose Mba in the first place?


Then the culprit is praying that the court prosecutes the person aiding it's judgement. Looks like a movie script. Smh!

Law and order keeps the society floating; restrains people from crime, holds people accountable for their actions, Protects lives and properties.

Brethren at this rate, where the political class now runs to the judiciary to do it's bidding, we're headed for disaster.

People just wake up and look for how to create threads for tribalists to feast on. I have never seen this level of joblessness before.












NL is full of children. Once they eat in the morning, buy data, they come out to play in their online mud. Spits?

Italian football is everything but transparent. What you give us what you get...

helinues:
The nuclear reactor

Why not talk about the local Japa within Nigeria that make some people not to stay put in their region .

Even Obi himself na local Japarian

Learn to shut up sometimes. You mustn't always talk.