Sabrwahaqqo:


Deliver my message to your boss first , It's not your responsibility to haggle with a costumer, you're the commodity here mehn

Trust me, I'm that goat they warned you not to joke with. Ileya celebrants would see me and pass. I have no owner. Rather, I OWN female goats

Sarimah:
the cutest so far is........................

TheHeGoat. Don't be shy, just say it

Sabrwahaqqo:


You're nt handsome!
You're such a preety looking He-goat wd class .
Tell your owner I'll be needing your service for the upcoming Ileya ... The money wey dey ground won't be enof for cow o jare

Your salary can't afford that suit

sportin:



Boss, u're claiming these snakes aren't dangerous and they don't attack unless provoked, Mr Man do ur research very well there was once a report of a python that was kept in a house strangled a baby and tried to swallow her... I don't know what kind of a human being keeps a snake in a house with BABY, not to talk of being careless with the snakes enclosure making it escape to find the kid... I don't care whatever u say or u think of these creatures, they are harmful and the only place they should be kept is a zoo.. Can u just pick up a king cobra and play with it?... They are dangerous and one needs to be careful that's why Nigerians don't take chances with snakes.

There's nothing like 'domestic snake', so anybody keeping one at home is running a high risk. Snakes are meant to live in the forest, not in homes with human beings.
Now for the report - I read it too. The idiot parents left their home, leaving a python pet with a baby. That's the silliest mistake one can ever make. According to another report, the python has not been fed for a long time. You should know how extra-dangerous that can be. And who knows if they baby had been provoking his hungry "pet" when his parents were not around! Even trained dogs cannot be trusted with babies (remember that dog is a domestic animal and is known to be man's best friend'). Sometime last week, a man was killed by his own dog in Delta State. That's animal for u. You can't trust them 100%.

Ugly dogs!

They were not smart enough!

uchpanila:


bro this is nigeria and its very clear to you that Nigerians don't like snakes, just stop bothering yourself. snakes are not part of nigeria why not try another country.

Funniest comment I've read in months!

exclusive7:

Dude your right in some ramifications.... but there are buts..u say snakes dont attack unless threaten thats not so in all breeds of snakes.For example the Stephen's Banded snake would attack without provocation and its extremely venomous with high fatality,you won't even feel pain when it bites...
Again most people here would kill snakes not because they want to but because of the fear of the unknown.. Snakes have a reputation which instills fear especially to the Nigerian and African people..so most times these kills are just responses to reflex. its just like having a gun in hand and u see a lion when your in the wild and your alone..Reflex would push you to shoot at it and kill cause the lion has a reputation. It could get you killed before u know and being a victim is not something you would want...so op chill.
Make una try no dy kill dz things naa

That "response to reflex" against snake because it's considered harmful, is what I'm trying to correct here. People fear snakes primarily because they've been told a lot of lies about them. Your Stephen Banded is a recently discovered snake. It's not popular and can't be found in Africa, talk more of Nigeria. It lives in trees and spends most of its times there. A report I read said it can live in the trees for 6 months without feeding. You telling me that it attacks unprovoked is not true. Whoever that snake bites must have climbed a tree and, deliberately or indeliberately, offended it. My main concern is people killing pythons! In some communities, pythons go to people's homes to look for food, and the people welcome it, feeds it and it goes back home. Python is one of the snakes you can hold with your hand and it wouldn't flinch or bite you, especially when it has fed. It doesn't have poison like boa, anaconda and other non-venomous constrictors. They're lesser now because foolish people keep killing them for sports or for food. Only God will repay them.

uchpanila:



Bro if you are a Christian am sure you know this two places where snakes were condemned, first was when the devil used the serpent (snake) to deceive Adam and secondly you know the verse Jesus thought his disciples the Lords prayer He said a does not ask a bread from his father and was given a stone, a fish and was given a SERPENT or asked of egg and was given scorpion?

let's stop turning things the other way, besides these creatures are very harmful and poisonous

I don't want to go the religion way with u but the word serpent is Latin and has been used to describe different mythological symbols. Serpent, and not snake, was used in the bible. I don't know how they ended up translating serpent to snake. Even at that, the bible said that after God has created everything he admired them cos they were good in his eyes. The sin of man brought upon us imperfection, sin and death, not the snake. Fortunately, this snake you dread is not as harmful as you think. A snake would never chase a man the way a dog would. It would never attack you if you don't provoke it.
The worst victim of the specie, the python, might run into extinction very soon if care is not taken. In the western world, you don't kill these animals for game or for food. They're preserved and taken good care of in zoos or homes. It's a shame on Nigeria!

winetapper:
how come you know about this... Were you a snake

I read and study them

nochildsplay:
- 2 marks



Brur, no one likes snakes.

Don't say no one. Just say you don't like snakes.

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His mother starves him of breastmilk

ilobasama:
Perfect answer. They dont know how dangerous these animals are. This one can swallow a full grown man. When they wont watch documentary. Na to de copy copy de form animal right activist here.

Snake swallowed a fully grown man in your primary 5 reader, right?

joxxy01:
so all u're sayin is that in case u see a snake on top ur bed to nite, u will leave it alone to pass the nite wit u right simply becoz its innocent right? Issokay, Is allowed

That snake was killed along Epe road, not on your bed. For Christ sake, there are bushes in that area and u can expect wild animals prowling in that vicinity. It's their natural habitat, but you cacophonous catastrophe of nature won't let them live!

Truckpusher:
It is important for us to understand that killing these special blessings of nature would be dentrimental to our existence as a people.

You don't eat your skin today for the sake of hungry that won't wipe your entire generation out tomorrow.

We need to start doing the right thing now even as we have been plagued with bad leadership that will never try to put the right things in place for the people to survive because I'm aware that poverty,illiteracy and backwardness is a contributing factor why people would be more than willing to kill reptiles just for food.
Wake up before we end up being woken up by nature.

You hit the right nail on the head! They're all empty-bowled paupers living in the creeks! That snake they just killed now is non-venomous and would never attack a human unless highly provoked. Even its bite cannot kill. This is sheer stupidity and wickedness borne out of poverty in display!

hummerwise:
e be like sey make i slap this op..
snake na man's friend na..
yu shud wait until yu come across one someday, then yu can come bk and tell dsame story

Slap yourself! Fool!

nochildsplay:
Give me 5 reason why I shouldn't terminate a snake life at sight! Before it inject its venom on me ? (5 marks)



Biblically from the begining Snake happen to be a quite and peaceful animanl but the devil has used it's image to manipulate Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, which as lead to the Terrorism, Corruption and Racism we are facing in our society today

1. A snake would never attack a human unless provoked. People say snakes can attack a person when he sleeps but that's a very fat lie! Snakes are almost blind creatures, they follow mostly sound and faint movement of objects. If they notice a human around, they turn back.

2. Once u chase a snake from a place it would never come back again. So in case a snake in that same place next time, it must be another one.

3. Snakes don't feed all the time like ur useless, noisy dogs. A python usually feeds two or 3 times a year. So it hardly attacks animals, not to mention humans. The smaller snakes hunt rats and insects that worry you to survive.

4. Pythons are constrictors. Most of the dead snakes displayed on Nairaland are pythons. These creatures kill their preys by squeezing and swallowing them as a whole. They are non-venomous, so even if they bite you (I pray they do someday) you only need to treat the wound against tetanus.

5. They're lovely animals created by the God u serve, and they're not as dangerous as they look! I get more terrified when I see silly, over-fed dogs barking at me. So, in all ramification, your dog is more dangerous than the most poisonous snake on earth.

After my first thread of condemning snake brutality on Nairaland, I've counted nothing less than 8 more threads on snake killings. The one of this evening happened somewhere along Lekki - Epe expressway. https://www.nairaland.com/2566364/huge-python-killed-along-lekki
^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ That place is still developing and so it's still a natural habitat to snakes and other wild animals. Man has proven himself to be animals' worst enemy, we know that and can't do anything about it. But my problem here is, why do men get accolades for killing animals? And why is Nairaland currently the platform for glorifying this brutality?
Seun would never allow threads for dogs brutality on Nairaland, talk more of giving them the front page grace. But he allows the same for snakes. That's hypocrisy! Just continue...God is watching all of you!

See the beautiful animals you kill. If God doesn't love them he wouldn't have created them. So continue, you evil souls!



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lawvelyn:

Ok. See below

Nonsense! I want your real yansh!

lawvelyn:

What's so special abt the butt
Y u guys so carried away when you see a girl wif big butt lol just wanna knw
#No offence

Turn around, I want to see your ass!

Why am I not in the Pie Chart?

Raalsalghul:
I've laughed enough today. Shout out to EroticAngelina and funlord for making my day. Am still observing the e-fight of TheHeGoat v MISSCONGENIALITY.

She's too ugly her mouth is sagging!

MISSCONGENIALITY:


King of goats. Have fun with ur goats I won't respond to u cos I can see u are a demented dog.

Oh, won't you just shut up, you grievously reprehensible nose picker! Why are you boiling over a common topic on a public forum? You're so ugly you wouldn't need costumes for Halloween. That's what thing you have in perfection...ugliness! Your jaw is shifting to the left, so I suggest you get a facelift. Whatever is eating you up must be suffering terribly cos the sight of you can make a man throw up his intestines. My goats look a lot better!

MISSCONGENIALITY:

u are very sick cos I never applied for a proposal from u and I didn't mention ur name anywhere in my comment.

Again, u prefer goats to girls cos u r a goat.

I don't like abusing people I barely know, I wud have abused u very well but I don't know u.

I said shut up, you deucedly licentious dingleberry! This is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on unarmed females. Look here, you're not worth the least of my she-goats so why would I want you anyway?
I only said I'd propose to you in a public toilet so the flies and cockroaches can bear us witness.

sage2:


99.9% of the the time, we just want your pus.sy.

Like this

MISSCONGENIALITY:
they just want us to do what they want, to say 'yes sir' to everything they say. To worship them like they were the ones who demanded for a woman from God. As if it was not God who decided on his own to creat a helper, a companion and not a toy.

I think one of the reasons they propose in public is to make the lady uncomfortable to say NO. And besides they don't always tell us when a lady says No to them.

Shut up!!!
Although, I prefer goats to girls but if I wanna propose to you I'd do it in a public toilet!

EroticAngelina:


not all women av the same goal in their relationship. so if he ask me to marry him when I'm jx lyk 19yrz, I should say yes mtchew

Are you 19?

Addicted2Succes:
Can a Strong Relationship Survive Without Sex and Money?

Without sex and money it can't even be strong. Only female goats will love you unconditionally. I advise you to find one