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Agriculture / Re: See The Antelope My Uncle Killed Yesterday by TheHeGoat: 1:50pm On Dec 23, 2015
cuvox:
I went to my uncle's farm yesterday's evening to harvest fish for the Christmas, turned out bush burning chased this deer from its home close to the farm.

luckily for us, we saw it and my uncle killed it with his Dane gun reserved for killing iguanas that come into the farm.

the deer's meat is tasty

and that's my share of the fish.

lalasticlala come and enjoy with me
Your uncle is an idiot! undecided

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Pets / Re: My dog is NOT hash and aggressive, what do I do pls? by TheHeGoat: 8:57am On Dec 11, 2015
If it's not aggressive then remove its teeth. It doesn't need them
Pets / Re: HELP!! What Breed Is This Dog by TheHeGoat: 4:02pm On Dec 03, 2015
It's a Mushin Shepherd undecided

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Nairaland / General / Re: Security Officers Pose With The Dead Lion Killed In Jos (Pictured) by TheHeGoat: 3:59pm On Dec 03, 2015
Even a soldier that ought to be fighting Boko Haram. To him, this is one life achievement that must go down to history

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Pets / Re: My Pup"s Belly Is Getting Bigger by TheHeGoat: 6:51am On Dec 03, 2015
PetMallNG:


Are you sure your 'vet' is a vet?? The question might sound silly, but it is VERY pertinent.
Now that's a funny question grin grin grin
Pets / Re: Slant GSD Available For Stud by TheHeGoat: 6:42am On Dec 03, 2015
ataspray:

thank God for civilised countries where everything is regulated, u are clearly a stock african, as african as can be, daft, ignorant and totally un-enlightened. u should also believe dat when a man pays a womans brideprice and marries her, he owns her and can do as he wishes to/with her. right?
Very good question!
Pets / Re: Slant GSD Available For Stud by TheHeGoat: 6:38am On Dec 03, 2015
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kolajoo:
Won't trade words because you are not up to standard.

Lastly I mean what I said, will feed u for 365 days.
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Go mate the dogs you got almost free of charge and feed yourself, hungry man. You don't even know who you're talking to undecided
Pets / Re: Slant GSD Available For Stud by TheHeGoat: 5:26pm On Nov 13, 2015
kolajoo:
I don't want to be sound rude or harsh. Would like to reply base on ur respond. I wouldn't mind feeding u 365 days talk less of my lovely dogs. Mind u! I treat my lovely creature with first class things u can name. Peace
Hooo!!! shocked You can feed me for 365 days really! Last time I checked, you were advertising your luckily-gotten dog for stud services. A dog that's barely one year old, all in a desperate hunt for money. I can now see the reason you bought them all. Dog lover my goat's ass!
Romance / Re: 90% Of Nigerian Girls Have Undergone Abortion by TheHeGoat: 4:18pm On Nov 13, 2015
MhizTessy:


Definately, he-goats should be attached to she-goats.
You're right! Girls are useless to me undecided
Romance / Re: 90% Of Nigerian Girls Have Undergone Abortion by TheHeGoat: 4:12pm On Nov 13, 2015
I prefer goats to girls!
Pets / Re: Good Condition 15, 20 &!30 Tons Box Body Trucks Needed (PAYMENT IS IMMEDIATELY) by TheHeGoat: 3:57pm On Nov 13, 2015
Are you hauling dogs? undecided
Pets / Re: Slant GSD Available For Stud by TheHeGoat: 3:48pm On Nov 13, 2015
kolajoo:
Smh
That doesn't explain anything. Dogs are so silly that they play even when they're suffering
Pets / Re: Kitten's For Sale(for The Cat Lovers)5K by TheHeGoat: 8:19am On Nov 10, 2015
Disgusting! undecided
Pets / Re: PICTURED: A Street Dog Saved The Life Of An Abandoned New Born Baby by TheHeGoat: 8:14am On Nov 10, 2015
timidapsin:
So this didnt make frontpage.
@lalasticlala Ishilove undecided
Post the picture of a dead python. I'm 100% certain it would make front page

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Pets / Re: Photo: Ten Goats Wearing Clothes Found Inside A Vehicle By Ugandan Police by TheHeGoat: 2:14pm On Nov 09, 2015
Wow! Beautiful creatures!
Pets / Re: Help!!! My Dog chews everything by TheHeGoat: 5:11pm On Nov 05, 2015
Sell the useless dog! undecided
Pets / Re: Caucasian Battles And Kills 2 Wolves by TheHeGoat: 7:38pm On Nov 04, 2015
I don't even understand what the fuzz is all about. You mean 11 Caucasians against just two wolves and you're hailing them like they did something spectacular? undecided Btw, try watching the full video, the owner maimed the wolves with his stick and made it easy for the silly dogs to crush them. Which is improper!
Agriculture / Re: See This Baby Antelope My Brother Caught by TheHeGoat: 10:16am On Oct 29, 2015
I want to buy it and keep it with my goats. I believe it will survive if I handle it. I also wonder why this topic is not in the Pet section
Romance / Re: It Is Not Easy To Be A Virgin by TheHeGoat: 5:59pm On Oct 23, 2015
delectablegyal:
I am just saying. Shout out to all the virgins out there. Even though the konji is strong, we are still holding on to our pride, we are not letting it go.

Because others are doing it does not make it right. Keeping your virginity is the right thing to do, forget what these non virgins say to you. No shaking.
#teamweddingnight.
My grandmum is a virgin like you undecided

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Crime / Re: 3 Nigerian-canadaians arrested in $5-billion Money-laundering Scheme by TheHeGoat: 5:54pm On Oct 23, 2015
Igbo, Yoloba and Edo criminals
Crime / Re: 3 Nigerian-canadaians arrested in $5-billion Money-laundering Scheme by TheHeGoat: 5:51pm On Oct 23, 2015
If I have that kind of money I'll fill my compound with goats and pythons smiley

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Pets / Re: My Dog Hav Nt Seen Her Period For A Longtime by TheHeGoat: 4:15pm On Oct 23, 2015
olisafincy:

you are a bigger fool, learn to have an approach.
Don't be a grudge-festering haggard! What silly manner of approach are you talking about? GTFOH!
Pets / Re: Slant GSD Available For Stud by TheHeGoat: 10:28am On Oct 23, 2015
I pity those dogs. They were sold in distress undecided

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Pets / Re: My Dog Hav Nt Seen Her Period For A Longtime by TheHeGoat: 10:06am On Oct 23, 2015
uchpanila:


your own ode na the worst
Shut up!
Pets / Re: German Shepared Puppies For Sale; 25,000 Naira by TheHeGoat: 2:24pm On Oct 22, 2015
Nigerian Shepherds

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Pets / Re: Pet So Skinny by TheHeGoat: 1:35pm On Oct 22, 2015
These are local bingos. They'll never grow fat no matter how hard you try. I suggest you sell them off cheaply and buy nice goats
Pets / Re: My Dog Hav Nt Seen Her Period For A Longtime by TheHeGoat: 1:32pm On Oct 22, 2015
Such a shame! Do you really need to be watching a useless dog's vagina all the time for period? Some humans can be so unbelievably dumb!
Pets / Re: My long awaited Gsd Pups Arrived Yestarday.tanks for ur patience...for sale by TheHeGoat: 4:49pm On Oct 17, 2015
Bobby is an asshole! undecided
Pets / Re: Look At What I Just Killed by TheHeGoat: 4:24pm On Oct 17, 2015
All in the name of making their silly topics hit the front page. I'm happy this one is a failure
Pets / Re: Superb GSD Pups for two lucky people by TheHeGoat: 4:20pm On Oct 17, 2015
You guys should leave these silly dogs and start breeding pythons
Pets / Re: Thread For Rottweiler Lovers /breeders by TheHeGoat: 7:36pm On Oct 07, 2015
martete1:
at 4months plus my female Rott killed my nabour's big goat. now she is 9months and more than aggressive, I don't know wht to do. all she does is want to kill anything.
Just kill the useless dog! undecided

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