Garriman:

Hey dude, with the qualities you are showing right here, it shows that you are truly a GOAT, no matter how hard people try to tame you, you will still remain a goat...... See ehn, if you don't gerraarraaaa here for real mehn, i promise to use you for ishiewu soup and your body for barbeque then consume you along with my garri, mumu boy......

ENIGMA24:

WOW...I'm perplexed.....I'm astonished....I'm mesmerized and finally I'm sorry for you!!!
you were able to sound intelligent and stupid all at once, u just intelligently displayed ur enormous stupidity,
I'll like you Mr HE -GOAT, to prove to the us(humans) how and where on earth a dog is more vicious and deadly than a snake.
FOR WHAT ITS WORTH, you type good English for a he -goat
ill surely look up the dictionary.
I'm done talking to u
for one you are a HE GOAT
and u r the only NON-ROAMING MADMAN (sorry for the word 'man', i haven't forgotten you are a 'goat') who feels the well mannered individual who decided to rescue a dying dog wasted his time. And dat still brings me back to the question, what has your sorry ass done to stop snake brutality asides type and type away?...... people like vicdamm are heroes in d canine nation, go be a hero in your venomous world nd leave us (humans) alone biko.

Super1759:
Hahahahahahahahah....and I know many families, the man earns 20k and the woman 15k and they are very comfortable with it....

Lazy man mentality.,.

jonnayo:
I need an advice , I was called by my aunt to take up a position as a supervisor in JEVINIK restaurant and she told me my salary whould not be less than 80k with free accommodation. This is one year now I finished my service and yet to find a job. Please advise me.

uchpanila:


if anyone needs to mind his business I think it's you.

Keep fighting a lost battle

ENIGMA24:

i would gladly be something hard to define or understand than to openly declare myself a HE-GOAT.
WE (HUMANS) are here celebrating the survival and well being of a loyal animal and u just poped out like fake drugs ranting rubbish.........i'm still suprised how you survived the sallah break sha.......
about the dog being more dangerous than a python.....ill leave that to a vote among us (human beings)....every sane individual knows the answer to that your delusional statement. 75% of Nigerians own and love dogs.....how many have ur "less" dangerous pythons?
its soooo sooo intresting communicating with a goat.......technology has really gone a long way...hallelujah!!!!!

uchpanila:


Pls stop deraling, take your protest or whatever to another thread. It takes much more than what you are doing to make nigerians like snakes, is not just part of nigeria. The earlier you understand this the better for you.

Please leave this thread to be.

ENIGMA24:

"HE-GOAT" i hope you survived the sallah break?
you who is being so sympathetic about snakes, how many do you have touched? how many have you seen? how many have you fed? how many have you rescued? how many have you cried for on front page?
i would have called you a goat, but that's obvious to you.....
ya not just a goat ... ya a biiiigggg cow ..... Efi 120k
just go to the abattoir and sleep biko the cutlass would soon get to you.

Omotayor123:
I came back from travel to meet my neighbors roasting an ALIGATOR.. It's has been crawling on our ceiling for the past few months And we thought it was a Snake.

Even though our landlord insisted that it's was probably a Lizard that usually crawl on the ceiling.

But God Reavealed what it was when it fell into a soak away behind the house. And the boys in the compound that came visiting as a result of the festivities Killed and Roasted it.

I heard it usually kill it's victim by sucking his /her brain through the Nose. And it always walk in pair meaning its partner must be somewhere around. I don't know how True..
Lalasticlala come and see what my eyes see oooo!

uchpanila:



You still have a long way to go bro

A 23-year-old woman who was born without legs is defying odds and reportedly earning more than $1,000-a-day working as a lingerie model.

Kanya Sesser, of Los Angeles, is breaking through the boundaries of the modelling industry by posing in racy bras and underwear in revealing photos that display her disability.

The aspiring model, who was abandoned on the steps of a Buddhist temple in Thailand when she was just one week old and brought to Portland, Oregon at age five by her adoptive parents, is hoping to use her career to show that different is sexy.

Kanya shared: 'It's something fun and it shows my story - I'm different and that is sexy. I don't need legs to feel sexy.'

The beauty said she has modeled for Volcom, Nike and Rip Curl Girl, but those shoots have not been verified.

After beginning her modelling career at age 15 by posing for a number of sports brands, including doing a feature for Billabong, Kanya said she was then scouted by underwear brands.

She revealed: 'I enjoy making money from it and I love showing people what beauty can look like.'

'These images show my strength,' Kanya said of her modelling shots, which show her posing in lace thongs and bras in range of seductive positions.

Kanya, who loves extreme sports and hopes to compete in mono-ski competition at the 2018 Winter Paralympics South Korea, said she never intended to be a model, but 'it just happened' for her.

'I like expressing myself in a different way than people usually see,' she shared, adding: 'This is just who I am.'

Kanya, who is an active skier, skateboarder and surfer, often doesn't use a wheelchair and prefers to get around on a skateboard or walking on her hands.

She said that one of her biggest supporters is her boyfriend of one month, Brian Waters.

'Brian is awesome - he is very supportive of everything I do,' Kanya shared of the pair's relationship.

'He recently saw me modelling for first time and told me he thought it was beautiful and unique,' she added.

Outside of modelling, Kanya says she doesn't wear make-up and prefers to look natural.

'I can be girly and I don't mind wearing it - I like getting my make-up done when I am on a shoot,' she offered, saying she feels 'beautiful' whether she's wearing make-up or not.

Kanya revealed that she hopes to continue modelling as she trains for the Paralympics and is also writing a book about her courageous journey from orphan to model.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3244843/A-23-year-old-woman-born-without-legs-making-living-lingerie-model.html

amodu:


Atleast not a goat like you

amodu:
Prettymina and myself sign and log out from Tai Solarin university of Education as certified health educators amidst joy fulfilment and merriment.

Pls help move to Front Page

Cc lalasticlala, ishilove

exxell:
I have noticed that Nairaland moderators derive joy pushing threads concerning an Igbo with drugs to the front page because it drives traffic for Nairaland. But they will never push the one concerning Yorubas.... They stereotype Igbos as drug dealers. But will never see the other millions working so hard to make a living.

But I know that the biggest number of internet fraudsters and yahoo yahoo boys in Nigeria are Yorubas. Even the biggest drug dealers in Nigeria are Yoruba top polticians. Buruji Kashamu and Bola Tinubu quickly comes to mind.
The biggest number of child rapists and ritualists in Nigeria are yorubas.

The Hausas/Fulanis on the other hand are experts in terrorism and arson.

So, tell me how the Igbos are the ones tarnishing Nigeria's image? The Yorubas actually have a firm grip on the drug trafficking trade. Its just that no Igbo man or lady has made it his job to source for news relating to that and post to Nairaland.
Is that the topic?

Was it an Igbo president that called Germany the Western republic of Germany?

Lest I forget, what about the Yoruba boy named Tajudeen Azeez that maimed a younger boy? Does the pix below not look devilish and evil? Can we rightly say that the pix is a reflection of the whole yorubas? Be the judge bro... Let me know how this does not tarnish Nigeria's image too.

By the way, the poster below me has something huge to say

nollyway:
[size=35pt]TOO BAD!! [/size]

Jollyjoy:
thehegoat... Must you make it gender based?

elMacho:
black mamba do attack without provocation.....#fact

The venom of the black mamba is highly toxic, potentially causing collapse in humans within 45 minutes or less. Without effective antivenom therapy, death typically occurs in 7–15 hours. The venom is chiefly composed of neurotoxins, specifically dendrotoxin. The black mamba is capable of striking at considerable range and occasionally may deliver a series of bites in rapid succession. Despite its reputation for being highly aggressive, like most snakes, it usually attempts to flee from humans unless threatened or cornered.

RickRichards:

So you saw LadyF today, or was it Introvert?

Richybang:
guy you make me laugh is it a dog,lizard, or hen that God cursed please which Bible do you read may be it's the ABA version

or what go read your Bible very well my friend God himself would have regretted creating it

this same creature made us like this this

same creature made God curse we human

this same creature has killed lot of people

a snake don't know it's owner but a dog does

[s]keeping a snake as a pet is a game of life and death 99.9 % chance of dying and 1% chance of living[/s]

let me give you an example I have been bitten by a snake twice when sleeping in my compound

I have seen on TVs and news were a. couple own a snake and it killed there baby snake killed a baby

and also were it kill a man who was just reading paper outside his home. you haven't had any encounter with it that's why you are say bull shit meet people who had encounter with it they will tell you there story

delishpot:
As if men have not caused accidents while driving and answering calls. Did all the women do it or just that woman?

Richybang:
wat did God say about snakes in the days of Adam he cursed snakes and because of snakes he cursed us human in Genesis 3:14-19 ''he said and I put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed it shall bruise thy head and thou shall bruise his heel '' snakes are deadly the guy that said snakes don't. attack sleeping people that's a lie,about the feeding a python can feed twice a year yes that's true but it on the food it takes small prey it will feed for 100million times but large prey it can feed twice a year. if they are lovely animals created by God why did he curse them. I prefer a dog to b?it me than a snake a dog bit can be treated two days after the incident but u can't do that for a snake bit a snake bit kills within minutes some hours and it also damage the part it bites it because of snakes we are like this

kagari:

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Was it still alive