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shaar come dash me

OP where is the airtime pls MTN

afonjas dey find money for Christmas

I laugh in Korea

Zzor help us oo see the bold criminal

emeraldvee:
werey dey disguise
ole

well I hope the 3k won't land you in jail if you make wrong move of going to bank

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MJluv:
Your hatred for the Igbos will be the end of you. keep it up. [/s]

their accomplice sef dey talk

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punisha:
Ediot, if u read the whole article will u get shorter?!
Where did u see anambra mentioned?
It's Benin people most likely the ikwerre part of them that would do such a thing.[/s]

shakara too much but this gal don dey get breast oo

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thebosstrevor1:
thief[/s]

you are so stupid am trying to help you but since you don't need my help good luck in Jail I hope it kiri Kiri

emeraldvee:
Please i went to withdraw my last 3k with my new access bank visa card via pos, but the response was 'violation of law'
please what does it means?

see this one if you enter bank I swear with my two balls you will be arrested immediately the only way I can help you I will hack to the bank web and remove all the allegations on your account you will have to send me your account no ,snap your ATM card front and back ,and your otp code and also snap your marriage certificate ...(if married)
note :send all this to me in PM

anambra people I hali oo Una still caryy your matter go Russia

this is why I hate Benin people let the cultist kill themselves instead of placing audio curse up and down which news will reach front page if cultist stop abeg leave them its their life and it our own good news to hear a cultist dead

Afonjas and shocking us be like 5 and 6

oloobuku nii OP yii shaar

Uzomacharles:
Just converse with her like you're there and make her happy and be a little funny(no over do am b4 u go enter Friendzone...

Just be yourself

Don't answer her questions directly,twist it with fun....

No go dey call her everyday cos she might see you as obstacle and that's a huge turnoff..

thanks man

SarutobiEky:
what exactly do you want me to do for you? Do you want to fuvk her or nat?

you dont know more than fvck

iLegendd:
Anyway, let me tell you where the solution is. It's inside a book called FemaleSextapés. It's an acronym bad boys and good men use to keep a conversation with women and never lack what to say.

The book is as cheap as 7k.

is it available in bookshops

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Abouwaza:
Ok i have this to say
U still be mummmumu[/s]

iLegendd:
Calling her daily? Don't tell me you're this insane. I have the solution you need, but I want you to fail first so you can learn from experience.

You can't type and punctuate properly, but you want to hold a conversation with a woman properly.

Work on important things first — your written and spoken English.

just in the night.

BusinessCity:
The is the magical word to your world of adventure...


" I like us to get to know ourselves better "

more please I want to be fully prepared

Abouwaza:
Mumumumu peole too plenty here

so stupid of you if you have what to say say it not just putting rubbish in comment section

I just collected her. contact last week but she is hot so have been calling her daily but I don't know what to discuss on phone call with her am scared as Fvck pls help pls it urgent.

israelp:
lolz d tin tire me slf

I wonder why mod don't pursue idiots like that away from Nairaland

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aribisala0:
Who told you God created goats[/s]

so is it your father that created Goat

Goat in human shape

thesicilian:
Even a goat would not make this kind of dumb statement if it could talk.

am laughing like right now what do you mean

that means you have to give me your wife so you can be cured ......

I will never forget this man his alias is "ORIEPO" meaning palm oil head the man was very light and hardly will you see a string of hair on his head till I finished sec school

This bad day I didn't buy this man English text book since about a week he told us to buy from him so because I want to buy it in bookshop I had the money with me that I will get it in bookshop the other week the man just entered class it was his period that day the man just said. "if you know that you don't have English textbook come outside"
we plenty that day so I didn't feel embarrassed I came he gave us 6 lashes each I was second to the last to chop mine because he knows my mum he just ask favor didn't your mum give you money for textbook I lied I said no so he didn't beat me he told me to stay separate he called my mum I couldn't believe he will try it and i was very scared while standing there because have already collected money .he just asked on the phone mama Favor your son didn't buy English textbook since last week and I want to inform you that he must bring the money tommorow so he can stay in English class my mum just put fuel matter say shebii he has collect #2500 from me since last week Tuesday where as the book was #1500 in school I wanted to buy it in bookshop at #1200 Omo me sef get calculation for head money wey I don spend reach #900 the man just say where is the money I told him it remaining #900 with me he called my mum back that have spent the money to #900 my mum just told him to beat me that even if am coming home she must see the mark on my body Uncle wey dey find person to flog before just take me to staff room told me to clear all the books on his table off my cloth remaining singlet the man just go find two strong cane he is using one as jara using one as the main cane kpai kpai for my back I can't even count it but roughly it will be up to 30 to 40 as I reach class like this everybody dey tell me sorry me that what am thinking is if I reach home what will happen now as I reach home anoda beating join for midnight. aaah but the next morning she gave me anoda #1500 to pay for the book
ever since that day I won't ever add money on textbook or any thing needed in school