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TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Themamba: 2:36pm On Oct 10, 2014
forkadict:
...And continue doing that till 88 years elapse. What a jobless thing.

I asked you a question earlier and I repeat 'What do you do for a living mr brain data?" Beside opening and running multiple accounts on nairaland of course
Not everyone lives to be 88, I don't think you'd live dat long considering the rate at which you jerk off, but ofcourse the concept of abondonning an 88 year old imprisoned handle flew so fast over ur head,I guess dat is what happens when u spend ur tym talking about fork coupled with the serial knocks you received as soon as you were born...

Your signature says, "if u ain't talking about fork make it brief", I might consider telling you wat I do for a living, but you won't be interested anyway cos fork is the only thing you have tym for....
So tell me, what else can you do, besides talking, watching nd hearing fork, ofcourse
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Themamba: 2:16pm On Oct 10, 2014
Aitee1:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy


Mod pls dont ban him sad
wink cool
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Themamba: 2:07pm On Oct 10, 2014
forkadict:
reallyhuh?? Na wa o.

I hope Mr brain data (a.k.a themamba) is also banned for 88 years. When he's eventually released, i am sure he will come back and be trading words with my great grand children on nairaland.

What a pathetic dude
If Mr brain data aka themamba is banned for 88 years, it is simply an injunction to retire the previous moniker and adopt a new one....
However, themamba is a nice dude he doesn't wish you what you wish him, he doesn't wanna miss his punching bag...
Themamba wishes you 88 glorious years of fork seeking on the BBA thread.... your moniker shall never be banned...
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Themamba: 1:58pm On Oct 10, 2014
Briareos:
*sighs

Bye bye
Lolzz, na Ban be dat... if I catch you for my area, ur own don finish... you think say I no sabi u shey?
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Themamba: 1:51pm On Oct 10, 2014
forkadict:
Ehn!? Task his brain ke? I'm not sure he's capable of doing that.

Ever since you sent me to jail and released me, i have become a better person so that is why i am seriously restraining myself from using gutter language. Otherwise, it's worthy of note that he doesn't have the monopoly of dirty talk.

signed:
Ex-convict Fork Addict
First to hit, first to cry... stiffen that upper lip son and wipe your tears
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Themamba: 1:46pm On Oct 10, 2014
Briareos:
Kindly edit this post and the other where you used explicit words. You can abuse someone without resorting to name calling. Task your brain and be diplomatic in your responses.
What do you mean by diplomatic response...
I don't do diplomatic insults....

Task ur brain too and find out if asking someone to be diplomatic in his insults sounds reasonable.... Because someone throws a stick, I must reply with a stick, hell no, I reply with boulders....

U can be biased and ban me again.... or u can do the right thing and advice the kid to quit cooking trouble
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Themamba: 1:42pm On Oct 10, 2014
forkadict:
Mr Brain Data, why can't you be creativehuh?? why do you have to copy my writing stylehuh?

In the meantime, i need to urgently attend to something at work so if youll excuse me.

And one more thing Mr brain data, what do you do for a living againhuh? Just curious you know.

Like I said, i need to be excused Mr brain data


hehehehehehehehehe
Isn't it obvious? cos being creative with a troglodyte is a waste....
May amadioha impregnate you with twin albino midgets there....
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Themamba: 1:30pm On Oct 10, 2014
forkadict:
Thank you sir. Mr. Brain data. i will always keep your name in my mouth like you advised

hehehehehehehehehehe
Nd I'd always thrash u and any member of your family dat comes to mind as you encourage.... Balanced equation...



Heheheheheheheheeheheehehehehe
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Themamba: 1:20pm On Oct 10, 2014
forkadict:
Obviously, youve got nothing, absolutely nothing positive to contribute to this thread. Or do you? Mr Brain Datahuhhuh

hehehehehehehehehehe
And you've got too much to contribute to dis thread by being an irredeemable im'beci'le...
You shine among the illiterate class...
Enjoy impressing simpletons lyk urself but while you re at it, keep my name out of ur mouth...
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Themamba: 1:11pm On Oct 10, 2014
forkadict:
I know brain matter. i dont know brain data. No such thing like brain data. Na wetin i dey tell you since all these days be dat. You no sabi anytin.

Abi your brain na flash drive wey you dey store data puthuhhuh

hehehehehehehehehehehe
So when I talk say ur brain data don expire you think say I mean say brain dey use datahuh U dull true true, E be lyk dem give you serious konk for centre of ur head when dem born you as you no gree cry
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Themamba: 1:02pm On Oct 10, 2014
forkadict:
Dem don buy all the accounts finish o.

The tin sell like cocainnne

Me don reserve one for myself. @njoku's fathr.

Na my new alternate account be dat.


hehehehehehehehe
Na only account you buy, me I didn't buy sha, I only have an appointment with forkadicts mother every friday..
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Themamba: 12:59pm On Oct 10, 2014
forkadict:
God bless you for this. This has been my struggle since forever on this land. It has been my crusade. LET ANYONE FREELY EXPRESS HIS/HER OPINIONS ABOUT ANY FORKING HOUSEMATE WITHOUT BEING HARRASSED OR INTIMIDATED. Is this too much to ask forhuh

A point of correction please. We are not all matured minds and thinkers on this forum. particularly on the BB thread.

Do have a nice day
Right on the matter, some people are lyk an irritating boil on the A'r's'e... A pestilential ignoramus.... A serial wankstar, a certain kid addicted to hardcore po:rn comes to mind...
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Themamba: 12:40pm On Oct 10, 2014
forkadict:
BONANZA! BONANZA!! BONANZA!!!

Accounts for sale: njoku's driver, njoku's househelp, njoku's cook, njoku's asheeee.

BUY ONE GET 17 FREE!!!

TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY

hehehehehehehe
E be lyk your brain data don expire bahuh
U no suck b'r'es'st milk today sheyhuh
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Themamba: 10:18pm On Oct 09, 2014
forkadict:
LMAO. Funny enough, a mad man in the market refers to sane people as mad. As far as he is concerned, he is the sane one. Hehehehehehehe
U see am, later you go come cry why dem dey abuse ur papa....

Briarous, pls for the sake of God... leave me and dis kid alone
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Themamba: 7:33pm On Oct 09, 2014
kgr28:
You mean Iraq??
Any way I’m so smart that I make
everyone on the internet smarter. Just by being dumber than everybody, so they could feel good about themselves.
Very terrible attempt at sarcasm, "so smart u make everybody smarter by being dumber than everybody"...
No, you are really dumb, you think admitting u re dumb lyk u just did might make us think you are smart.
You give ur self too much credit, no one feels good dissing a troglodyte..
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Themamba: 7:13pm On Oct 09, 2014
kgr28:
Owww cool its true, case closed!
Now dat we have dat out of the way, how does it solve the problem of ur 3 digit IQ with a minus in front undecided
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Themamba: 6:48pm On Oct 09, 2014
What's with a fuss, if someone said your jokes were dry,"which is actually true" during a presentation, no be normal thing... Arthur could have simply told him his presentation was wack and end everything instead of catching unnecessary feelings... Afterall Tayo did not know the guy was a professional comedian...

The dude has already apologized, why is the dude blowing it out of proportion..
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Themamba: 6:44pm On Oct 09, 2014
ochon:
1 Just cos this is internet, doesn't mean you have to emit your stupidity rays. Take your madness and xenophobic hate for Nigerians, to the kids' section. If I was a mod, I'd have banned your IP, you nuisance!!

2. Hit a nerve? Xenophobia-filled Nigga, puhllleeeeaaazee!! You can't hit your pathetic hate-for-Nigerians life back to shape, talk more of me. You think way high of yourself. You are nobody!!

3. You are like that obstinate and stubborn sore, that just wouldn't heal, so It's hard to ignore your stupidity. If you want to be ignored, take your àss off this thread, xenophobic nigga.
Bro, you may get banned...
I don't even know who imposed that mod on us so we can't give retards the dressing down they deserve...
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Themamba: 5:01pm On Oct 09, 2014
Ksslib:
I tire for the guy. He just kept pin pointing people's actions as strategy and game plan in his Diary session.. Bla bla bla, the game is now on, bla bla bla.

Yes o. He looked still pained. Next time he wont force dry jokes down people's throat.
Lmao, nawa for you oh
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Themamba: 4:55pm On Oct 09, 2014
teddybiyasi:
cause NL is the land of the dead n halloween just pass by so its like the dead owns us debts


cause they regularly pay us a visit grin
grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Themamba: 4:54pm On Oct 09, 2014
Ksslib:
Lol. You never even jam. grin

Everybody wey here dey smoke egbo before entering this section, even me.. Else you no go survive am. grin
Lolzz, I see
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Themamba: 4:47pm On Oct 09, 2014
Ksslib:
Oh sorry!

Just saw your handle was banned by braiseorus.
E be lyk una get many sensitive pips for here undecided
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Themamba: 4:47pm On Oct 09, 2014
kr0ne:
I know u won't vote, smh
Why u come dey accuse me of being a ghost and why u shaking ur head?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Themamba: 4:43pm On Oct 09, 2014
kr0ne:
Check the person quoting u and see when he joined NL. Naim don know Ksslib now now now. Smh
Bros, abeg, I know Ksslib more than you can ever know him... I didn't just join nairaland... my other handle got banned.... no vex, ejoor...

Besides I don't intend voting in ur battles seeing as I ain't a regular poster... Don't get paranoid..
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Themamba: 4:37pm On Oct 09, 2014
Ksslib:
Erm, abeg no vex o!

Who be this?
Sharap, na njokusboy... u no see my post for the other thread?

Based on say dem ban me
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Themamba: 4:32pm On Oct 09, 2014
Ksslib, I don port come una syd oh.. E be like u go teach ur boy how to do this thing
Rap BattlesRe: |««FATAL-CLASH-OF-THE-WARLOCKS|*KR0NE-vs-IAMAROMOLAERAN*»»| by Themamba: 4:29pm On Oct 09, 2014
Rap BattlesRe: |««FATAL-CLASH-OF-THE-WARLOCKS|*KR0NE-vs-IAMAROMOLAERAN*»»| by Themamba: 4:28pm On Oct 09, 2014
Deadline time don expire oh
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Themamba: 1:40pm On Oct 09, 2014
safarigirl:
Biggie has introduced an extravaganza task.

Basically, the housemates will be divided into two groups every thursday and each group is to produce a movie with a theme which Biggie will provide. The movie will be presented on Saturdays and viewers will be required to vote for their best froup.

The winning group will be announced on Sunday during the live show and members of said group will be immune from nominations. The HOH will not have immunity if in the losing group, but will still have the power to put up any housemate on the chopping block whether from the winning or losing group
Inother words, they don't get to nominate themselves Shey? The losers are automatically up for eviction.... Aside the save and replace by the HOH??
Makes sense if you ask me.
BTW, can the HOH save himself and replace with someone else if he is on the losing side and consequently up for eviction?
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Themamba: 12:58pm On Oct 09, 2014
Briareos:
Welcome back forkadict, bye bye again njokusboy.

Lemme reiterate...

Can we observe decorum here? No need to insult anybody. If you are insulted, please use the report button and the mods will do the needful. There is no excuse like "He/she started it".

There is a ban button hovering somewhere under your profile, the mods are not afraid to use it.

Sometimes, walking away from an unnecessary fight is not a sign of weakness, but a sign of maturity.
Briareous
As much as I detest explaining myself to you, I am baffled as to why u decided to ban me and welcome the other dude... If you understood what the word "decorum"( which you carelessly use on this forum) means, then you'd have evened the scores by banning him too given that he was the one who called me out as soon as he was unbanned.. I have been actice since last night and I was minding my business, the kid on the other hand just got back and his first post was directed at me, it was even a shot and I had to retaliate.... So do not tell me nothing about decorum cos you know jack about the word...
Banning me and welcoming him in one sentence is an extremely stupid thing to do... Mind you I don't have a problem with getting banned but if you re gonna be banning people, it would help if you did it with some sense...
Thank you, you can ban this handle now...
I do hope ,however, u do the right thing by either unbanning me or banning the other dude..

Yours sincerely,
Njokusboy,
Njokusson,
The mamba...

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