₦airaland Forum

repogirl:
TheMascot

Oya ooh...

1.. Why is people dying bcoz of the matter?.. Because the matter is to die for.

2.. How much will they add to dia school fees.... Nothing but it won't take anything from it either

3.. Is it everyone that is eligible to vote?.. Yes

4.. How come its men that are campaigning for the sturv... Because men like fine girls since time immemorial. They hope to enter the lady's good graces by helping out.

5.. Who shud I vote for?.. Refiner of course. Babe is hot!

6.. How do I vote?.just type 'Refiner' on the appropriate thread. Finish!

hmmm..if u were contesting I for carry u for head like curse from dibia..ur score 73/100

firstking01:
He be like say you be JJC for nairaland

no even go dia..I get mansion for politics phase 1..

I dey pray for here...una dey diatrackt me..

* father as I was saying**

firstking01:
Yes sir

if u want to chat go to ya own thread

academicjosh:
No vex na. I dey Abuja. Just gave one Segun the GTA V for PC today. Can give it to u too if you neva get am. I want games or movies in return. Or token cash if you want. 08068238892.

am gonna hit u a dm

Kachisbarbie:
Egbon Tunde, tanchu o...
Anything for the girls?

see ya eyes..

BiafraBushBoy:
Having gone for countless interviews till the point of interviewing candidates, I know how it feels like.. let's go...


lalasticlala take over.

1) When you receive a Job invite...




finally

ma nigga..I saw you on my on thread the other day...I just kept quayet..and was looking..am glad you took the pics and used dem well...

Smellymouth:
Baba, haffa..

It haff tey oo

so are the smelly mouth that has been the boyfriend to all girls on romance section abi...


No..wait..

No I remember you..

Mediapace:
1.cos lanicky worth It

2.Don't know

3.NO : DYGEAYS WHERE ARE YOU ?

4.We love her

5.LANICKY, REFINER & optional1

6.it has not yet started

you have d same score as my result in Igbo language...note.. Am Yoruba..

optional1:
1. Me myself is wondering y pple r dying 4 dis same matter ooo.

2. I dnt think it wil add up to their sch fees ooo.

3. Not every1 is eligble to vote depending on wen u register as a member of d forum nd how many post u av commented.

4. Cos is guys dat av bad mouth pass nd girls r shy.

5. Vote 4 Natural Beauty a make up free lady lyk me optional1.

6. You wil b able to vote wen d tym of voting start wch none of us even know wen d voting wil start.



Oya score me now now.

I see ya pic and I see ya smile..70/100...

Arabiandude:
It isn't yet time for voting sir, still in the period of campaigning for our various contestants.

hope she would not increase price of fuel when she wins ?..

Its over 100 ..don't ask me how..me self no know

Arabiandude:
Yeah sir, she is the one.
Hope being her contesting didn't arose any problem?

buh..how does someone vote now?..

olihilistic:
vote for mimzy alone

u just come and score 20/100 ...6 questions EEZ only one u answer

whogoscam:
Na everybody like big yansh? I don't personally.

you say Wetin?..

Oya ooh...

1.. Why is people dying bcoz of the matter?..

2.. How much will they add to dia school fees

3.. Is it everyone that is eligible to vote?..

4.. How come its men that are campaigning for the sturv...

5.. Who shud I vote for?..

6.. How do I vote?..

evegran:
I'm sorry but I already have a man, he loves me so much and I love him so much.


The end!

*catwalks away, feeling beautiful of course*

just like DAT ??.

Arabiandude:
On my way to go open the gate of hell on you, you just lied. lol

On who to vote, voting for more than one contestant is allowed till it gets to the semi final stage, that means you can vote both and continue with whom pleases your heart when both refiner and mimzy gets to semi final. Let's Your Heart Leads!

Refiner my gf? lol, I'm a married man and wouldn't allow her go through hell fighting with other females in my life. lol

is it dis one that is contesting ?

evegran:
Lolz.

Op thanks for the compliment but I am not the most beautiful, every female is beautiful.

someone is receiving insult for you and u are saying every female is beautiful...

HateU2:

you think I haf tire abi

Paulpaulpaul:
This your idea is ridiculous, it would have been easy if we are self sufficient.


Nigeria, we are buying not selling. How many barrels of crude oil do we sell to buy one passenger train?

I left transportation to the federal government..but DAT one is not my business..

See..our issue is trying to solve nigerias Importation problem of regular tinz without spending a dime...so ..that's where we use the private company as a cover...

Paulpaulpaul:
IMF & world bank monitor the cash flow, money is not ordinary paper

dats if..it was recorded to have come from Nigeria pocket..what do we know?.. One rich man came and built company.. Shekinah

and in return the federal government is being given a large qouta of the companies shares...not to talk of the heavy and unthinkable taxes laid on the company...
so Nigeria gets money from this company very well
and the company keeps running on the money that it had first gotten..

now the CEO is no longer useful cos the company has shares holders that are supreme to a board of efficient Nigerian graduates. wait..lemme put the Nigerian in capital letter "NIGERIAN".. so as this is..every single aspect is totally nigerian ..

the income gotten is from this company is then used to run itself and pay salaries and also taxes and go on community projects and so on...

so we get money from this company.. and the company keeps running.. let's say for 3-4 years..and this time the government can be placing game of chess with their time and be facing health, transport and education sector along side their strike and riot wahala..

if the company likes they can go into other businesses that one is their own cup of tea..

now that's part B done..


now to part


C..

we take the company from them.

.

having the second largest share in the company let's 25% of the shares... and the CEO has 30% of the shares..
so everything is moving well.. this is the fourth year of the much talked about company and the current administration is about to end..every one is happy..and the CEO then shows up to the board meeting and wants to will his sharee because he is having a cock and bull disease..and the Nigerian people are all clamouring for the government to purchase the shares of the CEO ..the Nigerian government plays hanky panky and buys all the shares..or we can even say he wills it to us.. then gbam we become the owner of the company...

now to part that is most important

D..

keeping secrets..



we having many national secrets thus keeping this as one won't be a problem if the government then before leaving buys it..no one can come and start disturbing any body because..if efcc wants to seize government property then they should bye bye ...our goverment officials who did this scam are seen as heroes..for this..

now the CEO..is where d problem is..because..left for me..we should kill him..cos we cannot trust peoples mouth..or our CEO might be announced dead after two months but in actual sense ..he did another plastic surgery and is now in one country doing what ever it is he wants to do with a huge pay from the government as one ghost worker. ....or ..the best option we should just kill him..

but in total what have we done..

1.. we have not spent any shi shi technically but have only bought a company from a private investor..

2... which has properly handled the aspects of our economy that have proven stubborn..

3.. we have created jobs and enough to solve our jobs wahala...

4.. our GDP would increase definatly cos the CEO is now the one at loss.. Nigeria is now the one gaining..cos our CEO has lost all his income ... and the company keeps running but Nigeria is now the owner..

5.. nobody knows what happened ...what dey know is one company was invited in by the government who supported them and when the CEO couldn't keep the company because he wanted to die ..he then willed it to Nigeria..and the government is now in charge of running the company...

igeria is in deep economic wahala..

and I think I have found a way to end it..

altho its more like a scam but here it goes..

no one has to be an economist to know that the economy of a country is stable on two things I.e income and expenditure

so there is problem if there is money leaving the country but less is coming back in..we would be forced to borrow..or resort to the most stupid option print more money..

but there is a lacuna in this cos what if money isn't recorded to have left but money is recorded to have entered..

now, should let's say the president, CBN governor and other top officials should secretly agree to print money without any record of it (whatsoever)..

when I mean no record...I mean no record..the only record is that its in the minds of these people..

so if we should want to use it as government project it would be noticed because here record comes in...so..we need a private company..with a ceo with a fake finger print (don't act like a village person, finger print can be generated), fake id., fake name and fake face..

for this we would need a no body..some one that has no family whatsoever ..a hustler let's say..somebody dejected.. (do a plastic surgery to match the fake face created and create a cock and bull story of him attending one non existent school in one local place ..you get the gist na..)..

this person becomes the CEO..of the to be company..let's say we name it "eagle group of companies"..

now this is the main part..
we would have to make the company look like multi branched company that wants to play a role in Nigeria's top economic weak points..

1) oil and gas
2) agriculture
3) telecommunication..
4) power

so it is then funded by the money we have printed..to call in constructors from China..( China because we need complete expertise..something fast and reliable and we don't want the money coming back to nigeria..let it be as gone as yesterday)..
they would create multi-billion projects like build

1) refineries and filling stations- top state of the art refinaries in the every oil producing state ( more should be given to the south south, they deserve it)..

2) agricultural establishments..that would run top class production of
a.. rice
b.. tomatoes
c.. garri (yes o garri)..
d.. frozen poultry
e..and beef
this should be allocated mainly to the north and central regions of the country... but they should be in the south west too

3) telecommunication should be in two parts..

one.. a network unlike ntel with dia oshi 4g..something that threatens other networks..like its services are top class..download speed..call rates and most especially data charges..

their head quarters should be in Lagos ( like Where else would it be)..

and part two

it should be manufacturing phones..

this is going to the south east..

where its plants that would fully run on its own..such that it would be built so that from the chip to the screen can all be manufactured in Nigeria..we are talking of phones that are premium and can be exported to other countries

4) power..

they would build power stations all across the country..each state having one.. even its running on solar or wind vanes..at least other countries use it and they haf not die...

and prices are going to be a lil bit lower that others..so that we will not pursue our former investors..eheen..

(these are all to take place very fast and together ..such that in two years all the companies are set for kick off)..

applications for jobs are then opened and the company starts running..with all these..

we are talking of a total of about 5 million office jobs ..nation wide..with pay..( am just guessing don't ask me how..cos me self I don't know).. and about 10 million jobs from other posts like ( gate men, workers etc)..

now part A..is completed..that is spending..

now part B..getting money from them...

so the company signs an MOU with the federal government to allocate them land in where ever they please and in return the federal government

vivaciousvivi:
We are already friends o

are u sure..all my friends I have dia numbers on my phone..even dos on Facebook..

HateU2:





Is dat okay bro abi u still need more .

lol..you didn't tell me its a competition na..

HateU2:
is it compulsory I laff

EEZ a by force something..abi someone spoil your day ni?

vivaciousvivi:
Thank you!

shey you will be my friend?.

vivaciousvivi:
TheMascot I loved this!
More more pleaseeeeee

and I love ur pic ..even more..