₦airaland Forum

After hearing about nairaland and being a guest for about 3 months I finally joined...I was feeling like

dunkem21:
Yeah, we can talk since you have a sound mind ..

When the west were attacking the ex-president over his refusal of same sex marriage, Zombies hailed them even when we told them that the image of Nigeria is being dragged to the mud ..

When the west called GEJ an "ineffectual buffon" they cheered on ..

Now, you want us to criticize with honesty.

I am honest, Nigeria is corrupt! ..or what do you think?

if you want to lie...lie with ur brain on ur head..which Nigerian supported same sex bill?..

virud:
Its available. .but I deh PH..

ehn..I have a friend there...

to tell you I mean business..how can I just be hearing of GTA v since my 100 level and its like say I can't get it in Nigeria.. See..today is today.. I must get GTA v from nairaland..I stay in abuja..and its either u show up and say you have or else..hmmmm..if u have this game come outside now..one..two..

Cc cao

Tell ur people before I vex

Lalasticlala was viewing this post..make una no talk say I been no talk am ooh

petengine:
1: Tell her she's BEAUTIFUL. Not hot or sexy.
2: Hold her hand, just because u love her.
3: Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
4: Wrestle with her, and let her win.
5: Hug her from behind.
6: Don't hang out with your ex when she's not around. It kills her inside.
7: If you talk to another girl, walkover to her after you're done and kiss her.
8: Write her notes... Or call her just to say I love you.
9: Introduce her to your friends, as your girlfriend.
10: Play with her hair.
11: Pick her up, even when she says no.
12: Get upset if she gets unwanted contact from someone else.
13: Make her laugh, just because you love to see her smile.
14: Let her fall asleep in your arms.
15: If she's mad at you, kiss her, don't fight back.
16: If you care about her, tell her, or else she won't come back.
17: Every girl should receive three presents from her guy: a teddy bear [she'll hug it when she goes to sleep]
jewelry [she'll treasure it forever], and one of your shirts [she'll wear it to bed].
18: Treat her the same with your friend as when you are alone.
19: Look her in the eyes and give her your best smile.
20: Hang out with her on the weekends, because she's important to you.

Follow www.eduansa.com for more love advises/stories and themed jokes.

You may not do all but try most of them

hmm..noted

HardMirror:
Now christianity is a fantastic religion. Although we love saying christianity is not a religion (smiles), we prefer saying it is a relationship with God. I smile because these are part of the things that makes christianity seem special. (More on this later)
Many people erroneously think atheists were never good christians, or that they become atheists because they want to sin. Lol, that is absolutely wrong. It is almost impossible to be a better christian than I was. I don't joke with purity and sincerity. I fast for more than half of the year, to maintain a good level of purity and focus. (And I was damn thin too).
This is one of the reasons why it is impossible to convert me again. There is nothing anyone can say or do that shakes me.
So christians online stop thinking people are not being sincere when they say they are atheists.

MY JOURNEY TO ATHEISM BEGINS

where does did end lemme guess?..after being the best christian you could be..something went how you didndidnt plan out..and boom..u began to remember all the things you have done for God and he couldn't do this one thing to make you feel happy..if its not like this..tell me

MadCow1:
Its a Normal thing Na...




Is any place clean in Ibadan?

guy u dezaf world cup and grammy

Ooh..the guy dey always either kill his friend or sister or tried to kill him and juju must be used to fight back

kenonze:
Define "stun"?

Genevieve

How come Genevieve is looking yunger than her oluchi friend

OurSchoolNews:
Results were released and yay! I passed.
https://i1.wp.com/ourschool.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/med19.jpeg?resize=300%2C277

wow..you deserf a Grammy for this..what a spotlight ting....

FredBloggs:
which school and what level are you?

They haf not blow whistle for kick off, u want to play free kick..well done..

Cc lalasticlala

charix:
Sweet article and one tailored for the average Nigerian. Its a disservice to this forum if this doesn't hit frontpage.

thnx bro

HiliaryAutos:
Good afternoon, you have a nice budget but am sorry 500k can't buy any car for now, because of this current exchange rate, if it was before you will get someone good but for now you can't am sorry, try and raise your budget to 650k-700k so you can buy a sound and nice car you use for long.

OK..that would take about month or two but with 700k what cars can I get..at least a picture to help me visualise

why you should workout as a nigerian

as a nigerian life always has a twist to it.. and therefore nothing is ever acceptable to all nigerians, even if you say in this world there is right and wrong, some nigerians will still argue it..and as a nigerian we all have this natural tendency to question anything we see, and working out has been a major topic of arguement among nigerians.. a true nigerian will never indoldge in anything unless it can profit him or her, well thats also dependent if the work input than the gain output and therefore if i should tell you to work out as a nigerian you probably might ask one of these questions..
1) why should i workout
2) who workout help?
and even if you dont ask these questions you might make one of these remarks
1) alinko dangote get 6 packs?
2)6 packs dey give money
3)so instead of buying food i should carry my money to go to gym
4) when i am supposed to be working i should be going to the gym abi etc

but the truth why most nigerians do not work out is because they are either ignorant of the facts surrounding working out or the fear of not seeing desired outcome and over everything syndrome
but this is why you should work out as a nigerian

1) you do not need diet plans ;
unlike the whites, majority of nigerians hardly take junk food, while the whites take pizza, doughnuts and etc..a true nigerian depends on beans, rice,yam, pap, indomie, fish, snail, yam,garri and groundnut while those that have the luxury add turkeys, diary and etc.. you would be surprised that a daily intake of these foods within moderate quantity is what is required for a proper life ( well, cut out the soft drinks and alcohol intake, reduce the rice and take morebeans)..any other addittions like egg and vegetables is welcomed..

2) your climate favours general metabolism
you think God put you in this heat for a play, the intensity of sun means that your body must sweat more and that needs more body work and accelarated body growth, should a person in nigeria and a person in america should be fed the same food, chances are higher that the nigerian would grow faster, thus what may take 11 months of workout in america would take about 6-5 months for you to have a brad pitt look..if you want to look like john cena then you are on your own

3) its a potential every one can archeive
not many things are equaly given to evetry one in nigeria ttypical example is only death and oxygen cos you would connections to make it as asinger, get a degree and so on..but choosing working out to look good and fit, is something everyone can archeive wether norn fat or slim, read stories about brendan meyers and his likes who either came from being skinny to becoming buff or from being yokozunas to becoming david beckhams or paul okoye

4) it costs you nothing
ehn..stop acting like you are going to spend 10 k, what you need is a mat and set of weights which your welders can get for you for 3k highest if that is too costly do it your self with 600 naira cement and if you thinks its too expensive just depend on pushups for the chest results..and someone rerading this would ask where is the time, bros the time u use for watching a.m express(yes, i still watch it) you can use 20 mins for a workout session everyday that would bring out great results, so waking 20 mins earlier than usual wouldnt hurt

5) you need to be healthy
while you are shouting money over everything hope you know that its only a healthy person than can get wealthy,there is no denying the fact that it working out helps our heart rate, breathing capacity, metabolic activities and alertness and effectiveness, it makes our brain work faster, you are less susceptible to common adult killers like hypertension and even helps against diabetes,

6) you and others appreciate your self
evey one at the first glance likes a good looking person and tend to be more receptive and show more hospitaility to them, watch it, people that are buff have a higher personal confidence and self esteem that others, its not called pride its caklled raising your head in glory .. if you are comfortable with that pot belly then you are on a way to look uglty, omotoloa is still sexy because her stomach is never potruding, kim k and her sisters are always working else they would be no diffrent from suruya selling food at mam kola shop

7) trust me you dont want to be obese
have you ever listened to an obese person complain, you hear things like" i cant stand for 2 munites", " even inside the rain i feel hot", i cant sleep without fan", i am always hungry, "pls come and help me bring my remote"..being obese is a problem because you are more susceptible to hear failures and every vascular diseases, you cannot run in times of danger (with this fulani men and boko haram one must be agile), you dirtier than an average person cos when bathing you never fully clean ur self, you are always sweating in your armpits and your neck and hmmmmm..pls just know you have problems...people are always irritated by obese people and the few that are not feel pity for them..the list is endless..
working out is a choice but a necceasry one considering the fact that 65% of nigerians are either below or above thier appropraite body mass index (weight/hiegt), and the 35% left are are just the few that are working outr either at work place ot at home..so would you workout

HiliaryAutos:
Are you confuse in making a choose of car(s)?Do you have low budget in buying a car?Do you need a honest and truthful person to handle your car business or help you purchase the car of your choose?You are on the right trend.

I purchase cars for people directly from Cotonou and deliver it to your place,Here are the procedures.

1. Give me a call and tell me your choice of car and i will give you the budget of buying the car.

2. When coming don't bring cash because of security reasons,we have different banks here in Seme border which you can make your transactions from expect GTB Bank and FCMB Bank.You can hold the sum of 50,000 (Fifty thousand Naira) with you.This cash is for the deposit of the car when we see one in Cotonou..Just to secure the car not been sold before we come back to make the full payment.

3. When we see the car of your choice and the deposit is made,we will come to your bank here in seme border and make with drawers which we will change the money from Naira to Cefa right inside the bank,Cefa have high denomination so carry large amount of money is not a problem.My trusted cab man will be waiting to take us back to the market where we make the full payment,Then i can get your full name and address to process your duty papers.

4.It take just 48hrs to finish up this process both buying and the duty too..and your car will be with you the second day or the third day depending on your location.Before we leave Seme border to your destination i will give you your duty papers to walk into any custom office to confirm if your papers are legit or not,when it been confirmed then we can hit the road to your destination.When am done with your work that is when i collect my agency fee from you.It simple and easy no stress at all.

So contact me for your cheap and first class cars TODAY...I give you my words you will introduce me to your friends and family after doing the first business with me...Am not after the money but the good name and business connection with that i know am bless...Hope to hear from your soonest.


Contact: 09091129229

Email: hiliaryautos@yahoo.com

Thanks

hey bro ..good day..I am a student and Iwant a car ..quite fancy ..not too common like this pencil Camry ..something unique..but I have 500k so I don't know if you can suggest any car for me and then we can talk landing it

Victoriousvic:
NOTE:

Please, all vehicles shown in this thread are in the United States, and are available for pre-ordering only.

hey..bro..good day dunno know why you stopped posting but am a student and I am looking for a good car one can get for around 500k and something fancy a bit.. Not like them taxi cars ooh..

carinmom:
No, its not only in the north that wahala dey, e dey everywhere including your beloved south, we don tire for una wahala too.

babe well done..I am not from the south..but from north central ..so can we be friends now?..

mykl01:
Jeremiah 1:14

lemme guess..fear north....

Modified..: I read .." And the lord said to me "from the north diasater will be poured out on all who live on the land" ..may the lord bless his words..amen.

..sorry.. : ..OK..wait... eheen..is only me all this north wahala hav taya?..

I have always been patient with the buhari administration...but if it has come to the point where even soldiers are angry then there is a need for a check on the intellectual capability of this government.. One person fly from his village now to find my trouble

Dmillionaire:
to me the problem is even bigger than what op portrayed here. an ak47 riffle cost about N1m, how come they can afford these deadly guns. southerners are treating this menace with kid gloves. all these are grand plans by the core nigerian northern elite towards a salient jihad movement. may God save us

10 cows equal 1million....but wait ooh..all those cult boys that full east and yt they no fit even fight the herdsmen...then why dey de dia..fr once where dey sopoz give person reason to see at least one good thing about them..Nigeria is more interesting than game of thrones

acunon:
Slightly negotiable sir

like that kind 30k for the LCD

sanandreas:
world Bank shouldn't repatriate any money. Use the money through UNICEF and USAID

see wetin human being dey talk

acunon:
Good morning sir
They are all London fairly used sir
32" LED is 47k
32" LCD is 38k

shey..its negotiable

acunon:
Cheap Sales of Plasma,Lcd and Led televison set is here for good.If you are in any part of lagos, then don't miss this part of good news, the sales of Samsung,Lg,Panasonic,Philips,Sony,Bush, Luxor, Sharp, Vizio, Sanyo and many more televison set of varying size is here,we are located at Saint peter road Alaba
international market Ojo Lagos. don't let any one deceive you by giving you fake and not lasting products. my goods will be tested ten times in my shop before you leave and even though you are from far, you can simply send friends you know in lagos to inspect your goods before you can pay and it will be sent to you via waybill. Call 08062363420 for enquiry about the price and location. You can also hit me up on Whatsapp and on Bbm for more info and pictures of what you are buying.
Whatsapp:07010381875
Bbm: 58BDEB3A
pls endeavor to call for price and location for goods
inspection. thanks!

bro are they fairly used ?..and how much for 32 inches now

Pls..I would like to get a 32 inch TV..a very good one with good sound quality.. So good I wouldn't need a home theatre.. Fairly used most preferred.. Plz drop ur price too..

Realberry:
Please. Queen's College girls don't write like this.. Seni might be a bit playful, but he doesn't abuse students..

I finally have caught someone

eg... this bryte ipx8 tablet