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dominique Sissy3 pls help out here

Good day nairaland...
I actually had stuttering issues from my childhood but it disappeared then came back again this year.. After I went for a medical outreach and I found it hard to communicate in the local tongue...

And mostly I stutter when having a one on one conversation and when I want to explain ideas or events to people...

I actually surprised cos about last year I was a teacher in a school just for strike sake and I didn't have speech issues.

The funny thing is I anchor official events and nd I rap for fun and I rarely have speech issues when addressing a gathering but now I find it hard to read out loud and this is major concern to me because I intend to run for political posts and I currently own a company that next year would involve a lot of meetings with investors government officials and top musicians and if I stutter while trying to share ideas with them they might have negative impression about what I do..

I know it's rare for issues like this to make front page but lalasticlala and fellow mods I would be grateful if you help me out with this request

ConcNiggress56:
my mom always say "marriage is a work in progress"..

i bet even i cant marry bishop oyedepo when he was in his prime.. he barely had nothing but faith married him anyway.. she was from a rich background and her parents didnt want her to have anything to do with a pauper..
self dependence is key.. dear ladies, stop hooking up coz of material things..

coming from you.. Wait... You of all people.. Hypocrisy should have your name as a surname

Negative sir.. Still searching for the hilarious in the post.

Like wtf.. This ride is awesome.. Transmission? Bluetooth?

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Thanks for your advice!!!

But do you think it's very likely that he might marry
Me?[/color]

am not psychic na.. Ask him the famous "where is this relationship headed?" question.. If he pauses and starts with "ehm" or "what sort of question is that"... You know what's up

remedick:
how I take swear for myself?

Zara buhari boyfriend like you want broke?

remedick:
oya o. But I am broke. Hope she wouldn't mind building a future with me? or she wants an already made?

Oya o.

bro.. No dey swear for yourself

PaulIdu:
Make up , contacts and filter ..believe me she's not that pretty in real life

don't give a fvck if it's plastic surgery.. If she looks like this with all those.. Then I won't let her take them off

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, my boyfriend asked me what kind of charm did I use on him?

And also said I am possessed.

And he can't leave me. blah blah.

What do you think?[/color]

first off your boyfriend is seeing someone else.
Proly a younger girl.. But still sees you as the main chick.. Either cos you the queen of the kitchen or the other room.. And uhm you should know that if you've got a big buttt it's definitely because of that .. And he is gonna leave you one day.. Like end of this year soon or might marry you ...but if you want to cheat back on him.. My hands ain't full yet

LadyMercedes:
Looking at you, you can't be younger than 35 years. Get a life, grow a brain, and grow up!

damn.. Your eyes are scary and beautiful at the same time.. How come?

remedick:
Lol... I guess you missed my point. Honestly speaking, I do not mean that these ones are. What I mean actually is that it is just hard to find beauty and brainy ones encompassed in one. I only used the pictures here to give folks an idea of what I am talking about. To show I respect people, I will remove her picture on the condition that you will let me marry her if she is what you claim. Deal?

deal!

ConcNiggress56:
awww.. so sweet

thanks...


but what you got isn't enough to take care of me.. pay your own bills first..

lol... You try for the punchline.. Oya back to business.... Will you be my partner in the other room? Yes or yes

ConcNiggress56:
i know you opened this thread to see some pussssyyy or somethin'..


geeerrrrraaarrrrriiiaaa!!!


say hello to the lady of the year

well I was gonna simply Waka my own until I entered your profile.. So am tripping.. No allow am cold if not e go change to ice block...


Ps don't worry about the kitchen and the living room.. We gonna have a maid for that

remedick:
I have got eyes for really stunning beauty. I don't mean "just there" beauty. However, it's hard to find girls with this kind of beauty who have taste for learning things, adding skills, trying to compete with men, doing things men do.

The only thing most have to offer is just that beauty, to paint their faces, makeup, do hair, party, watch Kim and her useless family, follow celeb news and gossip 247.

You would hardly see one that has interest in politics, business, tech,one that like hustling for the her own money without depending on a man.

I do not mean to insult anyone here. It's just my observation.

bro.. Pls the 2nd lady is my friend and you know what she is nothing like what you described in your write up..she is smart, intelligent, well respected in my school for her online presence and definitely not one of those girls that Bleep around
So pls get her the fvck off your post.. I can give you a link to her fb wall to confirm.
Or might as well call her here to say something off her mind..

Piercedclit:
What's my father's business with my moniker on nl? Does your father know say you dey go ashawo hotel?

first off its called a brothel olodo.. And two.. Don't try to console ya self with lies.. I don't do such.. Am not Luke your father

Piercedclit:
See them. Have i doubted the 'm' in your moniker? i don't know where all these eggheads come out from. Please do well not to quote me and say thrash again.

I only wonder if you can proudly tell your father that your nickname is piercedclitorix

Airforce1:
That first photo almost brought me to tears

guy.. I cry as in I was tearsing.. I no go lie you.. Africans are so dumb

Piercedclit:
The pencil is so so beautiful . Make i wait for the others

*Modified*
Banana and pencil
Choi

we know you a male.. You can stop clamoring for attention

asamaigho:
Na dis "luxury" part dey make me vex soo
What luxury about iphone? Abi no b dsame press dem dey press d phone too.

Abi enlighten us on this luxury.

first off.. Dey need to plug Op's brain to stabilizer... Two.. Between iPhone and tecno.. Which is more popular? . The brand alone carries wealth with it...
How many failed iPhone projects have you seen? Oya count the various failed tecno phones starting from boom j7...
The security system on iPhone is second to BlackBerry and unlike you most people value their security...pls can the same b said about tecno?..
Oya now to the real answer luxury..

IPhone is not meant for people that do not have 24/7 light and are too broke to buy songs and apps...they know they are only for the rich and They no dey beg you.. If you can't buy it Park well.. Despite the high price people still dey rush am..

Oya no lie ooh.. If they wan dash you iPhone 7 with airpods were fit buy tecno camon c9 and they drop tecno phantom 6.... You know d rest

fifteen1:
*Read this* I like it!

Nigerians do not believe their government on Education, they do not believe their government on health, they do not believe their government on Subsidy issue, they do not believe their government on transportation, they do not believe their government on agriculture, infact, as it stands they do not believe that the government can ever bring change as they promised recently.. These are set of people that do not believe anything the government says, they pay no attention and they care less.. But mysteriously, these set of people believe their government so strongly on MMM.. Is this a joke? I have not been able to understand how, i believe it is witchcraft.. See the worst: due to the difficulty of the Nigerian Government to convince her citizens on about any issue, they care less about explaining because everybody cares less about what they have to say, and so the whole system has crashed as things are happening anyhow.. All of sudden, there is MMM, and the system is now running, the government is now warning and citizens are listening and believing, and the government cannot rest until everybody is convinced. This must be witchcraft.. O ye Nigerians, who bewitched you? The Government never gave any serious warning about Boko Haram and other real disasters, and now they warn about MMM? A government that does not care about ur welfare, ur health and ur wellbeing, u think they care about you loosing money? Please wake up people! Helping hands, Aim Global and the rest are all there since promising financial freedom, but unable to help many, the government didn't talk, and here is MMM, and they are all over the news? That means MMM has touched them where nobody has.. MMM is the answer! For the government to be more interested in banishing MMM despite the economy situation, then MMM has something good for us.. If it is not good for me, the Government won't fight it.. For the Government to fight it, it is the answer... Robert Kiyosaki says: A smart investor invests when every other person is shouting that the sky is falling, and they are rewarded while the shout is still ongoing.. If u are currently on MMM, u are wise.. But if u re not because of money, try and join soon, but if it is because of what the government told u, you have been bewitched..

Bros nice speech but were does the 30% come from? The answer is on the website.
From the funds of new members thus this makes it a ponzi scheme and like all other ones will and must crash. Because you gain doesn't make it right it is fraudulent and enjoy it while it lasts...dont Blame it on the government because Russia, South Africa, china and Zimbabwe have all crashed

Pls if you can message me On what's app 08051520063

kidman96:
Instead of you to pray for God to bless you so you can give out 100k

Guy how far u na.. Na him first nairaland post be this.
Take it easy on him..

To the Bros..



Welcome to nairaland

Uzoraustin:
Hello everyone, there's this lady i want to marry, she visits once in two months and spend like a week or two. Anytime she comes around is sex, sex and sex. She can't stay a day without sex. Sometimes she'll like to have it thrice or four times a day. I'm begining to loose urge because of her frequent demand for sex. Please how do i cope with her without hurting her emotions. Thanks

just dash her to me.. E mail me her phone number

lemme spread my mat..

mrvitalis:
Am from imo.. But wish I can rule Kogi for 4 years.... why can't this governors think..

U have river Niger and Benue for irrigation
U have fertile land and unemployed population for cheap labour supply
Nigerian and the world needs ethanol.. Cassava and sweet potato can be converted to ethanol... and both can grow in Kogi
Nigeria import sorghum. . Which can do very well in Kogi.. Rice can do well too

And u have over 20bn a year as capital expenditure. .. why are people dumb please. . Can't someone see what am seeing

bro I am a full fleshed kogi born and I must admit that we should have you as a governor..
I don't understand how we can have a river and can't even think of proper irrigation.. Or create a tourism site like an acqua Park or hydro city...
Rice industry is thriving bt the fools here wouldn't do anything plausible to promote it..
We have enough fruits to feed the country but we have no company to this..
Our farms are fertile but no support for farmers
Our state has 20.8billion as bail out unlike other states but we havnt seen nada from it either for infrastructure or salary but instead we are buying cars..

Pls pray for Kogi.. Pls pray for us..

Joavid:
witch hunt?

did they witch hunt. you?

you are calling weeding out corrupt elements witch hunting?

am not surprised. that's the same accusation made against Buhari when he is only trying to recover our stolen yams.

ehm.. Babe.. I was in support of the screening.. I lauded his efforts and even published an article on the graphics to that effect..

But when I found out that he was being selective about his payments especially when you do not conform to his idea..i can give you examples if you want.. I have names and facts

mukhcech:
Not even seven years. cry me a river instead. wishing for his(another person) failure is one way to not progress yourself as an individual.

pls humans are discussing.


Go play with a bone..

Pls were are the sensible ones am talking with .

mukhcech:
oh I am a Kogite from the blood to the bone. I also crave a better Kogi state and Nigeria at large. But the way kogi state was ran in previous government isn't the way its being ran now. e.g check the appointment made by the governor and how it is inclusive of all geopolitical zone within kogi state. Now for the first time we have a man who is focused and stubborn on doing the right thing like Bihari if I must compare. I have no apologies to know one and so does Gov. Yahyah bello. Mind you my mum is a civil servant and she has not been paid her 7month salary. One of my aunty is currently being thoroughly screened that she has got no choice than to travel all the way up to Sokoto to collect her Certificates and credentials. One of our neighbor has been sacked from one of the two appointment he is under the state where he received double salary. there about 10 individuals I personally know in my ward in Okene who has been caught and found guilty of corrupt practices by the ongoing screening committee in kogi state. So what is your fuse about?


CC Joavid

you all are acting like this screening process is not something the whole apc states are doing.. I honestly give him credit for that... But if you followed the news.. You would remember that he once slapped the nlc chairman.. He took 25 subeb officers in lokoja to the dss over contracts given and were being executed at that time.. I personally was in the ministry of education when it happened and despite the fact that these men were screened..this makes the seventh month they haven't been paid..

Let's go to ksu.. Pls is it a crime for students to stage a peaceful protest wen agreived? It's no.. But why did Mr governor threaten to treat them as kidnappers, thugs and terrorist?

Let's go to infrastructure after demolishing the round abouts in the state we are yet to see the much acclaimed reform...

It's no news that he is not interested in the affairs of the college of medicine which he personally said should be put on hold. This is a college that houses over 160 students and are faced with stagnating palaver but he can take a loan of 4.8billion for cars only wait... Are you not seeing this?

Buhari may be stubborn and I personally am a fan of buhari.. U can check my posts to confirm but in a case were u use only 5 house of assembly members to run a state.. You are not only stubborn but mad.

If he is so much of a good governor. Vp osibanjo wouldn't have to deny him exit of the country so that he can go and pay his people..

Pen dropped

Joavid:
bros, Yahaya is not a magician. He is trying his best to correct the wrongs in the state that past administrations has contributed to.

I know he has good plans for the state. he is barely a year in office.

at this point, he has achieved what non of his Predecessor could do and more is yet to come. by the end of his administration, you will be begging him to come back.

As regards the issue of salaries, whoever is yet to receive alert should report to her ministry and stage a peace protest if possible not throwing him tomatoes.

pls what is the achievement he has done? Mention it for me.. Just one with a proof to back it will be enough.. Go and find and come back then place it here.. I can't seriously think that someone would say that we have the best governor...

Joavid:
no need for the epistle really.

one tribe has been in power since the creation of the state. blame them.

they were the ones paying ghost workers.

they milked the state dry.

if you are in kogi..you would know that it is a witch hunt...not a screening..how many times dey de screen ?

Joavid:
who is outsider? definitely not me.

pls can you include other projects he has budgeted for? stop cherry picking.

so who are these 10%? why have they gotten thier salaries and others haven't?

okay..with education not there..ksu is off is agenda..health sector is shaky..and transportation in the blues..tell me one project he has budgeted for that would affect the lives of kogites well...i should stop cherry picking..so i should cover up the fact that over 6.4billion is going into the air for just frivolities..all the cars he collected from the past administration what happened to them..he wants to buy a new set..about the payments ..using subeb as a sample ..it has 267 staff in its hq..only 29 were paid..out of 252 that were screened....do pls tell me what is going wrong...is it because he couldnt send those that embarked on projects for renovation of primary schools last year to jail ? This man is just spoiling the way for the way for other young aspirants .in one word Rehoboam..