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dollyjoy:babe I use God take beg you, just allow me rest.. No start wetin u no fit finish.. Pftttttttttttt Kor pfeti on the beat ni |
Toks2008:i been wan give you zonal chairman of street but you con go cry..smhh..guy..whhy?? |
Jay542:ok..we on the same page bt with diffrent views..so how can you help my present state of cytocromic bruhahaha |
Toks2008: guy.. die that ish...no be today boys begin date..street no fit cry.. |
vanquay69:thanks a lot tho |
vanquay69:wait 10 dollars from a naija shop or u based in the u.s?? would look for it tho.. |
[quote author=vanquay69 post=48669513][/quote]lol..ok...old man..abeg no vex..how much does it cost and how fast does it work?? |
Jay542:ow..i get ur point..but because i can be rich doesnt mean i should forsake my looks..a girl might choose six cars over six acks..but all girls love a guy with six packs and six cars..God first money next is my principle but having the body of my dreams is something i want to keep.. |
vanquay69:e be like say u no understand..i don buy cream use..but e no work..i have money young man..dont doubt my social status..which cream do you use by the way? |
vanquay69: jisos is rod..i shud..then...anyammaa...bro..dont tell me you do that |
make street cry because of babe?? how?? |
SweetieConstie:why are your eyes doing gbuju gbuju??can you help me? |
Engrobiorah:oliburuku ni e ni??..shey oya werre ni..i said help and you want to kill me..yinmu |
of the greatest romancelanders, eba cotouis romancelanders, greatest gbo gbo.. greatest gba gba.. greatsest shua shua.. greatest kpam go lo kpa..i pity punana amala ewedu.. ..great shoutout to the big bros of romance section.. smellymouth, tosyne2much, fvckshit and the babes sandoski, etc etc and etc..greatest shout out to the vaseline crew.una boy dey rep ...una boy they off cap.. until last month my life was moving well, i was that ajekpako with ajebo looks, fresh face, pink lips, frsh skin, money full hand [s] then everything changed when the fire nation attacked [/s] ![]() then pimples came out of no where and started to invade my face, they blew u all the piplines on my face and now are kidnapping my fine boy,, i don use creams tire..they no gree go..i even use toothpaste mixed with salt..e no still gree work..i dey use hot water take rub my face..e no still gree work..i don go church e no still gree work..and now the worst thing happened..me..me..imagine me the mascot a babe told me that am not handsome ,,,oh jisos..oh jisos..i just allowed the babe togo and she told her friends who came to come and tell me that this what what she told them..brothers and sisters in the lord..for al of you that have ever looked at a babes nyash before...to all the babes taht have mugu 1 and mugu 2..you all have to help me.. pls lay down ur suggestions..the mascot must be fine again..pls because of me ..let all the tribes come togather..this is a matter of national skurity..plix if i dont gget help..i go just begin kill hgirls any how or instead begin dey follow oloshos and all the babes here wouldnt wwant that thqankz very muzh |
gideonjeta:wait ooh..each bid is 1 kobo on the site but cost 10 naira in real currency thats 1000 naira (real) to 10 naira (website).. and you bought the laptop for 1001 naira which means that you spent how much abeg? |
First snake=ipob, second snake=Afonjas |
Afonjas vs drug peddlers We bring you this news live from nigeria wer hunger and starvation are now deeply rooted into the country.. With tales of diversification beginning since God knows wen.. Looting and looting have been the norm.. And every political party or government taken power keeps promising the people of change.. A better nigeria and playing the blame game on the previous administration.. Despite nigeria being one of the then richest countries in the world and once the wealthiest black nation.. Now nigeria is crippled with outdated rail way systems, kidnapping, militants groups of (who for years are only after funds) and mismanagement of funds. Unemployment, strikes and currently is faced with economic melt down.. One may wonder how the people are still kept in check by the government throughout this times but the serpent like political cabals.. Have long created a rift between the major tribes of the country. And the people rather than fighting for the better tomorrow fight about the bad yesterdays. In this game of thrones with thier lives the players are 1. The hausa (the beggers) Who are uneducated and will only vote out of shallow minds for an hausa person.. Violence is thier hobby and definitely one cannot separate them from religious fanaticism 2..the yoruba (the Afonjas) Who beat thier chest to have the highest number of professors but still have the dirtiest set of humans one can find, they are administratively the poorest in the country but would like to coward by saying Lagos is their own 3. The igbo (the drug peddlers) Despite being the business minded set. They have a liking for being executed in other countries for crimes.. Either for cyber crime or drug pushing.. For years have enjoyed power In pdp but now want cow away all in the name of ipob.. Welcome to nigeria. Good bye to humanity #Am_just_a_dude_on_a_laptop |
LesbianBoy:Guy.. One Grammy for you.. I off cap |
SexyRat:how much Is the school fees? |
aresa:so you really want to compare president vs commissioner..? Allow them to keep talking |
Jonathan my mentor.. Buhari my saviour ![]() |
solaere:the prayer of a sinner is an insult to God .. A prayer from you is coup to dethrone God |
solaere:I tot you were brainless but now I know you are way worse than I imagined.. ASUU went on.. Your cow can meet thier demands but yet he is still proving stubborn.. because u paid 4 months and so? You are feeling like you have done it all. . You still owe them talk to them like a debtor you are.. You are to plead with them. . Instead of giving excuses that the debt wasnt owed by your goverment. . Okay now you are owing 2 months and you have collected the fg allocation. . Other workers are being owed 6 months. . 6.. And our bail out is in fixed deposits.. Only under your useless mentor has banks gone on strike in Nigeria.. You want to justify this one too? Talk? You are typing Lol concerning the frivolous sending on a birthday and the cars.. Go to your browser and search kogi. . You will see this heading your search results .. But you wont see the truth even if its placed on your eyes. . But I dont blame you your stupidity was passed down to you |
Just tried it.. Seems like they copied our qoute style |
AngryNigerian:Lol this igala boy |
Your opinion... Hints: wizkid in the mordern Music has more hits than any other Nigerian artist.. Possibly davido and olamide combined wouldnt match up Internationaly wizkid has the largest fan base thanks to his ojuelegba song then came the Remix and then the hit song from drakes views album "one dance". .. The bill board has more of wizkids name than any other Nigerian.. Tu face who is regarded as a legend inclusive Wizkids song ojuelegba made the world top 20 songs in the year 2015 the first time a Nigerian song has ever made it this far.. |
solaere: solaere:stop being a fool. . Even if you dont have brains act like you have for the sake of your parents and children unborn . .. yahaya bello can inherit votes but is not ready to inherit debts. . Is that not stupidity? The lecturers worked during the 5 months and you want them to take 4 months why? The bail out fund is there so your iconic slowpoke has no excuse. . He is telling the ASUU to consider the economic hardship but he didn't do that when using our money for a flamboyant birthday. .. Or buying cars worth 1 billion.. Yes 1 billion.. the same students that curse lecturers for not adding one mark dey deserve to make an A are now saying they should manage the 4 months given. . Don't they deserve it? Hypocracy at its best.. All religious kogi state but bunch of lieing idiots.. you support a man that uses 5 house of assembly members to run the state.. you need to be hanged over a furnance with a suicide vest around you . |
Pls lalasticlala pls and pls am begging you.. Move this to front page |
Nikita1:no were except In the den of harlots is any one praised for still having a dick in her panties... The Americans may be crazy but they also have moral standards too and this breaches every moral rule from love your neighbor as yourself to thou shall not kill... Stop living in the fools world were u use what you think happens to justify things |

