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RomanceRe: For guys: Have you ever shed tears over a heart break? by TheMascot(m): 6:37am On Aug 22, 2016
dollyjoy:
Read your post again. Pfttttttttttttsad
babe I use God take beg you, just allow me rest.. No start wetin u no fit finish.. Pftttttttttttt Kor pfeti on the beat ni
RomanceRe: For guys: Have you ever shed tears over a heart break? by TheMascot(m): 10:02am On Aug 21, 2016
Toks2008:
My brother leave story

Some guys have dated countless ladies but have never really loved even one but just playing them.

before my first heartbreak in 2001, I have dated lot of ladies and even as at the time I shed tears for this particular one, I had two other ladies fighting to have me so its not about the number of babes you are capable of dating or have dated.
i been wan give you zonal chairman of street but you con go cry..smhh..guy..whhy??
RomanceRe: Greatest Romancelanders..pls Epp Ooh..pls Oya Everybody Rush In Here by TheMascot(op): 9:56am On Aug 21, 2016
Jay542:
Naa. Not all girls love Six Pac. Not even most girls.
But stilĺ my point precisely, with money, you can change your looks too. With money, having 6pac isn't a problem cos, You can afford the right set of meals. The right set of gym. Just get cheques. You don't have any problem.
ok..we on the same page bt with diffrent views..so how can you help my present state of cytocromic bruhahaha
RomanceRe: For guys: Have you ever shed tears over a heart break? by TheMascot(m): 9:49am On Aug 21, 2016
Toks2008:
Wen babe wet street love break street heart,street go cry like ta ta.

Just pray make babe wet you really really want crack your heart, you go know how far...even Casanovas dey cry.
guy.. die that ish...no be today boys begin date..street no fit cry..
RomanceRe: Greatest Romancelanders..pls Epp Ooh..pls Oya Everybody Rush In Here by TheMascot(op): 9:46am On Aug 21, 2016
vanquay69:
Like 10 dollars maybe 3 days it's been like 6 months I can't remember how much I bought it.
thanks a lot tho
RomanceRe: Greatest Romancelanders..pls Epp Ooh..pls Oya Everybody Rush In Here by TheMascot(op): 9:45am On Aug 21, 2016
vanquay69:
Like 10 dollars maybe 3 days it's been like 6 months I can't remember how much I bought it.
wait 10 dollars from a naija shop or u based in the u.s?? would look for it tho..
RomanceRe: Greatest Romancelanders..pls Epp Ooh..pls Oya Everybody Rush In Here by TheMascot(op): 9:38am On Aug 21, 2016
[quote author=vanquay69 post=48669513][/quote]lol..ok...old man..abeg no vex..how much does it cost and how fast does it work??
RomanceRe: Greatest Romancelanders..pls Epp Ooh..pls Oya Everybody Rush In Here by TheMascot(op): 9:37am On Aug 21, 2016
Jay542:
Make sure you're getting money cos that's priority. If you went to the church with a G-wag the babe can never say you're not fine.
ow..i get ur point..but because i can be rich doesnt mean i should forsake my looks..a girl might choose six cars over six acks..but all girls love a guy with six packs and six cars..God first money next is my principle but having the body of my dreams is something i want to keep..
RomanceRe: Greatest Romancelanders..pls Epp Ooh..pls Oya Everybody Rush In Here by TheMascot(op): 9:34am On Aug 21, 2016
vanquay69:
No I don't that's your option if you can't afford cream
e be like say u no understand..i don buy cream use..but e no work..i have money young man..dont doubt my social status..which cream do you use by the way?
RomanceRe: Greatest Romancelanders..pls Epp Ooh..pls Oya Everybody Rush In Here by TheMascot(op): 9:32am On Aug 21, 2016
vanquay69:
Do you know cum_ is great Anti pimple fluid. Masturbate and splatter it on your face or better still have your boyfriend cum_ directly.


Funny. I have a minor outbreak too but I can afford cream cheesy
shocked shocked angry angry embarassed embarassed jisos is rod..i shud..then...anyammaa...bro..dont tell me you do that
RomanceRe: For guys: Have you ever shed tears over a heart break? by TheMascot(m): 9:26am On Aug 21, 2016
make street cry because of babe?? how??
RomanceRe: Greatest Romancelanders..pls Epp Ooh..pls Oya Everybody Rush In Here by TheMascot(op): 9:24am On Aug 21, 2016
undecided undecided undecided
Jay542:
Just make sure you're getting cheques doe.
undecided undecided undecided

i dont understand
RomanceRe: Greatest Romancelanders..pls Epp Ooh..pls Oya Everybody Rush In Here by TheMascot(op): 9:21am On Aug 21, 2016
SweetieConstie:
shocked
why are your eyes doing gbuju gbuju??can you help me?
RomanceRe: Greatest Romancelanders..pls Epp Ooh..pls Oya Everybody Rush In Here by TheMascot(op): 9:20am On Aug 21, 2016
Engrobiorah:
angry angry
Soak your face inside hot kerosene
oliburuku ni e ni??..shey oya werre ni..i said help and you want to kill me..yinmu
RomanceGreatest Romancelanders..pls Epp Ooh..pls Oya Everybody Rush In Here by TheMascot(op): 9:12am On Aug 21, 2016
of the greatest romancelanders, eba cotouis romancelanders, greatest gbo gbo.. greatest gba gba.. greatsest shua shua.. greatest kpam go lo kpa..i pity punana amala ewedu.. grin grin grin..

great shoutout to the big bros of romance section.. smellymouth, tosyne2much, fvckshit and the babes sandoski, etc etc and etc..greatest shout out to the vaseline crew.una boy dey rep ...una boy they off cap..

until last month my life was moving well, i was that ajekpako with ajebo looks, fresh face, pink lips, frsh skin, money full hand [s] then everything changed when the fire nation attacked [/s] grin grin grin

then pimples came out of no where and started to invade my face, they blew u all the piplines on my face and now are kidnapping my fine boy,, i don use creams tire..they no gree go..i even use toothpaste mixed with salt..e no still gree work..i dey use hot water take rub my face..e no still gree work..i don go church e no still gree work..and now the worst thing happened..me..me..imagine me the mascot a babe told me that am not handsome ,,,oh jisos..oh jisos..i just allowed the babe togo and she told her friends who came to come and tell me that this what what she told them..brothers and sisters in the lord..for al of you that have ever looked at a babes nyash before...to all the babes taht have mugu 1 and mugu 2..you all have to help me..
pls lay down ur suggestions..the mascot must be fine again..pls because of me ..let all the tribes come togather..this is a matter of national skurity..plix if i dont gget help..i go just begin kill hgirls any how or instead begin dey follow oloshos and all the babes here wouldnt wwant that thqankz very muzh
ComputersRe: Is This For Real? I Bought Brand New Laptop With #1001.32 by TheMascot(m):
gideonjeta:
"I just bought a laptop for N1001.32 at this auction -http://www.bidandcash.com/auction/HP-255-G4-Laptop-4GB-500GB-HDD-AMD-Dual-Core-59.html Follow me as I track the delivery of my prize (http://mygsmnaira.com/forum/index.php/topic,1082.0.html)"
wait ooh..each bid is 1 kobo on the site but cost 10 naira in real currency thats 1000 naira (real) to 10 naira (website)..
and you bought the laptop for 1001 naira which means that you spent how much abeg?
CelebritiesRe: OMG!!! See What Electricians Found In An Electrical Box (photo) by TheMascot(m): 6:54am On Aug 21, 2016
First snake=ipob, second snake=Afonjas
PetsRe: Another Nigerian Names His Dog "Buhari" - Pic by TheMascot(m):
Afonjas vs drug peddlers

We bring you this news live from nigeria wer hunger and starvation are now deeply rooted into the country.. With tales of diversification beginning since God knows wen.. Looting and looting have been the norm.. And every political party or government taken power keeps promising the people of change.. A better nigeria and playing the blame game on the previous administration..
Despite nigeria being one of the then richest countries in the world and once the wealthiest black nation.. Now nigeria is crippled with outdated rail way systems, kidnapping, militants groups of (who for years are only after funds) and mismanagement of funds.
Unemployment, strikes and currently is faced with economic melt down..

One may wonder how the people are still kept in check by the government throughout this times but the serpent like political cabals.. Have long created a rift between the major tribes of the country.
And the people rather than fighting for the better tomorrow fight about the bad yesterdays.
In this game of thrones with thier lives the players are


1.
The hausa (the beggers)
Who are uneducated and will only vote out of shallow minds for an hausa person..
Violence is thier hobby and definitely one cannot separate them from religious fanaticism

2..the yoruba (the Afonjas)
Who beat thier chest to have the highest number of professors but still have the dirtiest set of humans one can find, they are administratively the poorest in the country but would like to coward by saying Lagos is their own

3.
The igbo (the drug peddlers)
Despite being the business minded set. They have a liking for being executed in other countries for crimes.. Either for cyber crime or drug pushing.. For years have enjoyed power In pdp but now want cow away all in the name of ipob..

Welcome to nigeria.

Good bye to humanity

#Am_just_a_dude_on_a_laptop
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Westham - 2 - 1 On 15th August 2016 by TheMascot(m): 10:01pm On Aug 15, 2016
LesbianBoy:
I no tell una say the game go end 2-1 in favour of chelsea cheesy
For your nairabet predictions
Call me to predict to you for free grin grin grin grin
You must hammer this year grin grin
Guy.. One Grammy for you.. I off cap
EducationRe: Chochmah International School's Teachers' Quaters, Owned By Salvation Ministry by TheMascot(m): 7:54pm On Jul 25, 2016
SexyRat:
If are still wallowing in ignorance that Churches are rich cos of tithes and offerings, receive sense.

I believed in Supernatural supply
how much Is the school fees?
PoliticsRe: Pres. Obama Vs. Commissioner In Kogi State: Who's The Most Humble??? (photos) by TheMascot(m): 6:24am On Jul 24, 2016
aresa:
[s][/s]





https://www.globalpost.com/sites/default/files/styles/w1024/public/photos/2013-May/obama_irs_in_the_rain_2013_05-16.jpg



Hatred and bitterness is bad for your health...



Useless ipob losers....
so you really want to compare president vs commissioner..? Allow them to keep talking
PhonesRe: 20 Weird Things All Addict Android Smartphone Users Do (PHOTOS) by TheMascot(m): 4:49am On Jul 17, 2016
Jonathan my mentor.. Buhari my saviour grin grin grin grin
EducationRe: SUG Kogi University Blocks Roads Linking East To North by TheMascot(m): 10:20am On Jul 16, 2016
solaere:
well to save time lets skip since u cant comprehend it, u're jxt one of d unpriviledge nigeria nd i realise ur depth of reasoning is too shallow but knw that there's always a room for objectivity. i pray for u..
the prayer of a sinner is an insult to God .. A prayer from you is coup to dethrone God
EducationRe: SUG Kogi University Blocks Roads Linking East To North by TheMascot(m): 6:47am On Jul 16, 2016
solaere:
You're now tellin me ur problem so bcux d man inherited vote nd bkm d gov. is d reason for the strike by d ASUU nd insistin on 5mnth payment nd even a tax rebate wow i see u ve gat lot of sense i'm not surprise u're jxt an average nigeria....1billion worth of cars u say, nd a birthday recon ops lolz i c u gada enough brain for ur unborn children nd ur dear parent but rmeba likes begat like,like parent like child like grnd child ah ur generation is jxt a waste if this is d level of ur reasoning....
I tot you were brainless but now I know you are way worse than I imagined.. ASUU went on.. Your cow can meet thier demands but yet he is still proving stubborn.. because u paid 4 months and so? You are feeling like you have done it all. . You still owe them talk to them like a debtor you are.. You are to plead with them. . Instead of giving excuses that the debt wasnt owed by your goverment. . Okay now you are owing 2 months and you have collected the fg allocation. . Other workers are being owed 6 months. . 6.. And our bail out is in fixed deposits.. Only under your useless mentor has banks gone on strike in Nigeria.. You want to justify this one too? Talk? You are typing Lol concerning the frivolous sending on a birthday and the cars.. Go to your browser and search kogi. . You will see this heading your search results .. But you wont see the truth even if its placed on your eyes. . But I dont blame you your stupidity was passed down to you
PhonesRe: What You Need To Know About New Whatsapp Update. by TheMascot(m): 6:22am On Jul 16, 2016
Just tried it.. Seems like they copied our qoute style
Music/RadioRe: Opinion Poll: Can Wizkid Be Regarded As A Legend? by TheMascot(op): 6:18am On Jul 16, 2016
AngryNigerian:
You know what? lemme 1st shek d minin of legend (& how many people de drink am), i'll b back to commence on d post
Lol this igala boy
Music/RadioOpinion Poll: Can Wizkid Be Regarded As A Legend? by TheMascot(op):
Your opinion...

Hints: wizkid in the mordern Music has more hits than any other Nigerian artist.. Possibly davido and olamide combined wouldnt match up

Internationaly wizkid has the largest fan base thanks to his ojuelegba song then came the Remix and then the hit song from drakes views album "one dance". ..

The bill board has more of wizkids name than any other Nigerian..

Tu face who is regarded as a legend inclusive

Wizkids song ojuelegba made the world top 20 songs in the year 2015 the first time a Nigerian song has ever made it this far..
EducationRe: SUG Kogi University Blocks Roads Linking East To North by TheMascot(m): 5:56am On Jul 16, 2016
solaere:
you're jxt a big fool nd a dull empty head
solaere:
dat's rather rude someone who paid 4mnth of 5 salary dat he never owe nd those stupid nd unreasonable msc,phd,profs lecturer still insist they want rebate on tax,nd assurance dat their salary we'll come every 7th of the new mnth knwin d state of d federation are they the only worker in the state useless pple ...its the stupid lecturer's who don't kia hisssssssss!!!.
stop being a fool. . Even if you dont have brains act like you have for the sake of your parents and children unborn . .. yahaya bello can inherit votes but is not ready to inherit debts. . Is that not stupidity? The lecturers worked during the 5 months and you want them to take 4 months why? The bail out fund is there so your iconic slowpoke has no excuse. . He is telling the ASUU to consider the economic hardship but he didn't do that when using our money for a flamboyant birthday. .. Or buying cars worth 1 billion.. Yes 1 billion.. the same students that curse lecturers for not adding one mark dey deserve to make an A are now saying they should manage the 4 months given. . Don't they deserve it? Hypocracy at its best.. All religious kogi state but bunch of lieing idiots.. you support a man that uses 5 house of assembly members to run the state.. you need to be hanged over a furnance with a suicide vest around you .
EducationRe: SUG Kogi University Blocks Roads Linking East To North by TheMascot(m): 11:14am On Jul 14, 2016
Pls lalasticlala pls and pls am begging you.. Move this to front page
RomanceRe: Photo: Another Girl Posts Rubbish On Facebook by TheMascot(m): 11:07pm On Jul 05, 2016
Nikita1:
So?
If na foreign girls now, she will be praised o but since it 9ja, it's ewwwww undecided



Think twice b4 u quote me embarassed
no were except In the den of harlots is any one praised for still having a dick in her panties...
The Americans may be crazy but they also have moral standards too and this breaches every moral rule from love your neighbor as yourself to thou shall not kill...

Stop living in the fools world were u use what you think happens to justify things

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