DanceVille:
For ladies, Nigeria is fortunately (and unfortunately) full
of guy's attention most places you go. You have the guy
with pride who will send someone else to talk to you and
fash you once you ignore them.


You have the dedicated ones who will try to see if they can
turn their rejection into acceptance by changing their
approach. Then you have the annoying die-hards with
absolutely no shame who fit die on top your matter. If you
say no, they will not give up. If you block their number, they
will call with their friends line.

7 Places In Nigeria Where Nigerian Guys Will Always Toast Ladies

1. The Market


Every lady who goes to the market knows it is a war zone
when it comes to avoiding men. In some markets, you are
even advised to wear long clothing to cover you so you don't
draw extra attention to yourself. Whether you are passing by
the stalls or just standing in a corner, you will have a male
vendor who is interested in you and not your money, calling
out to you. 'Fine girl', 'Baby girl', 'Sweetheart' etc. Some will
even go as far as prostrating in public or doing something
very bold just to get you to talk to them.

2. At A Club/Party


The club is probably the one place in Nigeria where the Nigerian
guys are boldest. If they like you, they will come up to you and ask
you for a dance or wait until you are outside, and there is
less noise, to get your attention. If you jam a desperate one,
he will not stop until you give him a chance to talk to you
from buying drinks to even shutting down the VIP just so you
guys can talk.

3. Walking Down The Road


Sometimes even in a simple outfit and no effort, you will
have some 'big man' or 'rich man' in a car, drive by you just
to talk to you. Some of them will make show of it and park
their car and run to talk to you or some will just drive at
your walking pace until you give them a moment of your
time. Even those without cars will try to holla at you so don't
think you are out of the red on pedestrian walks.

4. Dealing With Customer Service


Whether you are at a phone store, an internet service
provider or the bank, if you go into a long conversation with
some guys, chances are he will drift into off-point topics. He
may say he likes your voice, or tell you a joke to make you
laugh or just be try to find out more about you because he
'likes' you.

5. At the gym

You would think as you are sweating and breathless, guys
would recoil but for some, they see it as attractive when you
have that much dedication and determination. They will use
equipment beside you to be close to you, talk to you when you
are on a break or even give you unsolicited
exercise tips during your exercise.

6. At the hospital

Some doctors who specialise in feminine issues or just those
who get a lot of female patients, may try to be very chatty to
make it less awkward for them and oh much more awkward
for you. Plus, he will have to get details of whatever is
troubling you so he will dive right into your personal life and
if he likes you, he will now take it from there and ask to see
you outside his work hours.

7.In Danfo Buses/BRT Stations

Imagine in serious traffic (even when there is no traffic) inside
one of those Lagos’s rickety danfos and these guy sitting
beside is trying to get your attention.
Nigerian guys are like remote control, they can woo a lady inside Danfo buses.Some will even decided not to alight at where they needed to alight.

I drop my pen at this junction..

Ladies.... Feel free to add yours

Guys.... Bashing is highly welcome..


Compiled By:DanceVille

cc:lalasticlala

You trryyy.

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Ayam coming.

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Op... I think u are right. But am not guilty of any of these.

dingbang:
Use and dump is a such a strong word




You can't tell me I was the only one who enjoyed the sex. When I was paying for her wares, she was stupidly smiling sheepishly...
Don't annoy me!

C his mouth....

This is true...

I once was a victim of this... This is vewi educative...
Lemme ask bro lalasticlala... what did you think dear? Let our nairalanders ladies learn..
Danceville... thanked so much.

Nice one op.


If a Nigerian guy tells me all these stuffs, I will surely make sure I wet him wit d hot coffee on my hand..

Bro lalasticlala... If na u sef... Na kiss I go giv u.

Abeg shift this thread to fp.

I vote

Fynestboi


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i vote:

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clevadani:


Bro u forgot Kenneth205?

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i vote:

Fynestboi
Princeakins
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I vote Fynestboi

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Danceville don expose us.
Chai.. This guy how va now.

Nice thread.. Hope they'll listen.

Nigeria guys could be annoying when it comes to asking ladies out.If you're a Nigerian, you'll understand the word 'toast' as this is what most people can relate to in the society.

1. "Essquiz me sister:Oh no Nigerian guys do know how to burst one's bubbles with the introductory statement.They have a way of calling you while trying to talk to you.This phrase is usually preceded by whistling.

2. Where's your base:Nigerian guys can be ridiculous with the foolish questions they ask women.It's so frustrating when they talk to women and they ask this question within two mins of chatting the ladies up.What do they want to do with this info by the way?

3. Are you not Folake? You look familiar:This is very annoying, every lady they walk up to is always looking familiar.

4. Can I have your phone number:And after wasting your time for some minutes, Nigerian guys feel it's normal for you to exchange contacts.

5. What are you doing:Nigerian guys will be saying annoying things on d phone after giving them ur number.They keep calling to ask annoying questions like this.

6. Have you eaten:They do ask this question they know they don't have any plan for the ladies in that aspect.. They will even ask who cooked it and what did you eat.

7. What're you wearing:They don't know how to play their cards right and end up asking d wrong questions.

8. How many bfs did you have:Excuse me, how is that your business? Some ladies get up tight when guys start to ask certain questions.

Guys, which are u guilty of?
By ThemiDhayor

Lalasticlalala and mynd44

Really true. Wish I could giv u 100 likes.
Nyc post dancevile

babyfaceafrica:
The ladies will say ,the lecturer wanted to sleep with me,but I didn't allow him.....bae wey no get front and back..... olodo rabata!!!

Lolx! Ladies are vewi good at it.

DanceVille:
Lol!

Nice one friend.

Lemme add mine.
I lost my report sheet or we weren't given

Watch out for the next video dance by DWP

Don't forget to check my siggy.

lolx

There are some statements Nigerian Students do use in order to justify themselves when they failed an examination.

Sit back, relax and read


1. Am Not The Only One That Failed

I remember making use of this statement when I was in secondary school when my dad would ask me why I failed a particular subject.Some Nigerian students do make use of this statement in order to cover up their failure and avoid insults or beating from their parents.

2. The System I Used Didn't Function Well

I remember what happened to this year jambites.A friend of mine also partake and when the result was out, he failed woefully.In order not to look like an 'Olodo' , they quickly put the blame on the system they used.Though.. Who wouldn't believe them when they started telling you 'Super Story'.*.Lmao*

3. The Examination Time Is Very Short

Imagine a student that have prepared and have been already advised that the time limit is not much.And when the result was out, they will lie and frame the exam time that it wasn't sufficient for them and that's why they failed.Even If they were given all the hours in a day that doesn't change anything.

4. The Questions Were Strange

Lmao! This always gat me laughing whenever a student told me this.Why won't the questions been strange when all they do is watching movies and playing Nairabet as if that's gonna help them to pass an exam.

5. This Isn't My Result

Like seriously! This isn't your result? When their name was clearly written when they printed it out.Some even resorts to saying their school sold their results.Whereby some knows it's clearly their result.

6. It's The Work Of The Devil

How could it be the work of the devil? I'm very sure many of you do make use of this statement.The devil that sat 'jejely' on his own place, and they're putting the blame on him that it's the work of the devil whereas it's the work of their hands.

7. I Wasn't Able To Finished Because They Stopped Us

This is what I can't ever believe.How could an exam officer stopped you before you finished your examrt whereas their was a time limit.Many students that do make use of this statement were truly lying and trying to shift the blame to the exam invigilator.Whereas they know that they finished their exam before anyone else.These category of students are always in the group of 'First To Finished'..

Feel free to add yours and which are you guilty of?

By:ThemiDhayor

Cc:lalasticlala and fynestboi

Just wipe the make-up off and she things.

I prefer natural beauty.

He luks like an "Arm Robber"..

SANDOSKI:


I don brush, come join me drink garri

Garri?

Pass mine dear.

sinaj:
lol
Mayb he dreamt about dem

Oya cme let's sleep

Mehn! Seunn!!!!

How many times do I have to call u b4 u answer mee?

Have u prepared d bed where Sinaj and I gonna sleep?

God knows how many rings most of 'em have in their wardrobe.

Sometimes, u'll even think dat are they "Lord of the ring?".

Na list of dead entertainers this mumu dey post in the midnight.

Berra go find work to do...

acenazt:
Don't be a liar abeg

A liar of what abeg?

SANDOSKI:

That your smiley teeth is white.

E don do morning brushing?

Sugarcious:
Op must be one of them

Sugarcious... You're guilty of all.


Lol! Shey na lie?

Students are scared when checking their results in order not to be a victim of carry over grade which apart from the burden they will bear for the next level, insult from their juniors is enough to ruin their reputation.

It is however obvious to spot them in campus which is the aim of this article and let’s take a look on ways to identify such students.


1. Insult lecturers on regular basis

Carry over students view both good and bad lecturers as enemies by abusing and bashing them from all angles. Most times they are the ones who sit at the back of auditorium during lecture period causing distraction and blaming lecturers for their misfortunes.



2. Struggled and stressed looks

This feature is obvious when you see carry over students. Owing to the fact that life is not fair to them on campus, they look worried and tattered due to too much thinking, long lectures period and less sleeping hours.

3. Violence flow in their blood

The life of a carry over student is so frustrating that anything can steer up anger in their life. Due to the precipitated bitterness in their blood, they become captain during “aluta protest” along side with their bedevilled colleagues.



4. Unfriendly attitude

Larger percentage of carry over students possess introvert attitude that makes it difficult for them to socialise. Suggesting any form of entertainment to cool their nerves is like mission impossible for them.

5. Single relationship status

It’s difficult to see a carry over student in a relationship which is more synonymous to guys. If eventually he steps up his game to woo a lady, she will ridicule, condemn and bash the hell out of his life.

6. Bond with efikos and giraffe at exam hall

This is very common at exam hall as carry over students form covalent bond with intelligent students to save them from academic embarrassment. Also they frequently giraffe during exam using angle of depression mechanism.

7. Hand outs are always littered in their rooms

The room of carry over students can be likened to the dust bin at ojota in lagos. Because of the bulk of courses they offered per semester, various hand outs are always littered on their bed, wardrobe, floor, kitchen and even toilet if care is not taken.

8. Disgusting outfits and terrible body odour

Some carry over students always look un kept with bad body odour and funny outfits since they care less about their well being. Also, they hardly make their hairs, shave and sometimes skip brushing their mouth.

By:ThemiDhayor


Cc:lalasticlala and fynestboi