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Loving is the deal here �

MansoryMX:
The two people with me are Naval personnels. If him like let him have all the crew in the world, I will still fvck him up and his crew! Them no born am well! I be full Hoodlum ooo bro! My mental case nor get cure especially when it comes to my wife. I called the CSO to lock the school gate first! Make I see where him wan drive that Benz pass! If I wanted to take the matter too far! Just one call to my cousin in EFCC Benin Zone! Him own don finish be that! You dare not disrespect someone’s wife like that!

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<b>Laugh for me </b>������
1. A cockroach last word to a man: Go ahead, you coward and kill me. You're just jealous I make your wife scream more than you do when I climb her. ���
2. Me to lil bro: Goan tell mum you want to eat biscuit�
Lil bro: Mummy, big bro tell me to comma tell you that I want to eat biscuit
Mummy:: Call him for me!!!! Onijekuje
Me: Temple run���
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3. Teacher: Make a sentence with the word "harassment"
Student: I was in love with a girl and "her-ass-meant" a lot to me
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4. When I was a kid, I usually think the moon is following me to the next street�� but now I am grown up, I now understand that each street has it own moon ���
5. Imagine... I give relationship advice to someone and the next day, they broke up.
Wetin concern me. ���
6. You dump a guy because of cheating and get a guy who was dumped because of cheating, and claim you moved on...That's cross multiplication..����
7. He told her that his father is a minister and he is in Germany and she told him that she lives in UK with her whole family. Booom today they don meet for palliative warehouse fighting over one carton of indomie���
8. Love without money can only work wen both of yuh are living a village without electricity just only sunlight and moonlight. ����
9. Some girls have Pink lips � on social media but when you see them in real life their lips look like burnt offering.���
10. Apart from pizza�, shawarma �, suya� and ice cream �, Which other female� malaria drugs � do u know?�
11. Okada nearly jam my friend today on his way to tell his neighbor that he saw her husband coming out from a hotel wit a lady �.. ���
12. )if you look at some girls in the face and look at their legs, you would know reason why Lucky Dube sang the song "different colour one people."*
Fifteen colors all over.�
13. Blessed Are Those That See
A Pastor was praying over the offering in church. Okikiola opened his eyes and saw the Pastor taking five thousand naira out of the bowl. The pastor saw that okikiola caught him red-handed.So he said "Amen. Blessed are those who see and remain quiet.''Okikiola replied "For they shall receive their share, Halleluyah!"�
14. Maths be like......
If the plane moves 253km south west and the wind blows from 70°south east.
Calculate the age of the pilot�
15. )It is only in African that we begin every
meeting with prayer, lie throughout the
meeting and fight, but end it with prayer�
16. I Have Never Seen A Groom Or A Bride Going To The Toilet During Their Wedding Day Do They Wear Pampers ??�
17. )I told my girlfriend I’ll take her to places she hasn’t been before and she started smiling. Now I took her to my village and she"s now frowning…*
Has she been there before?�
18. )Why will I marry a girl with small bress?
What if I finish the milk before my kids arrive,what will I tell them?�
19. )Guys, sometimes God leave you to be broke so you can focus on one lady, because once you get small money, you won't allow anything wearing skirt to rest, small thing. All you know is "LETS CHILL, LETS CHILL".*
YOU BE FRIDGE?�
20. The way fine girls are behaving nice to me this days errrrrrr, I feel like having one, but this virginity till marriage is a MUST for me.*
No Comment Please...�
21. New relationship can be so sweet.
You can even call after an hour just to say "Happy 1 Hour Anniversary To Us babe"����

you guys at afraid isn't it ��