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Romance › Re: How To Attract A Real Husband Material by theorbiters: 8:48pm On Apr 13, 2015
undecided after attracting, what should they do to make him propose?!
Celebrities › Re: Queen Collete Nwadike, Miss Tourism Nigeria, Poses With Nairalander At Birthday by theorbiters: 7:08pm On Apr 13, 2015
Alexander001:
I also need it bro.
Okay... Send me a pm, so I can have ur mail address
Celebrities › Re: Queen Collete Nwadike, Miss Tourism Nigeria, Poses With Nairalander At Birthday by theorbiters: 4:47pm On Apr 13, 2015
pamyp:
Alright.thanks
It's nothing.... You have a mail.....
Celebrities › Re: Queen Collete Nwadike, Miss Tourism Nigeria, Poses With Nairalander At Birthday by theorbiters: 1:22pm On Apr 13, 2015
pamyp:
How??I use a note 4?
That's quite easy, but the procedures are quite technical.. Let me email them to you.. If that's okay by you..
Celebrities › Re: Queen Collete Nwadike, Miss Tourism Nigeria, Poses With Nairalander At Birthday by theorbiters: 12:54pm On Apr 13, 2015
pamyp:
I luv the picture quality.
You could use your phone to get the same quality, only if you know how to adjust the settings.. Quite easy
Literature › Re: ***between Two Fires***steph's Story by theorbiters: 12:43pm On Apr 13, 2015
So Nellyme, you did not invite me??!! Okay na.
Celebrities › Re: Aww! Omawumi Cries At Her Baby Shower(photos) by theorbiters: 10:48am On Apr 13, 2015
Wish her safe delivery...
Romance › Re: Ladies What Do U Think?? by theorbiters: 8:22pm On Apr 12, 2015
Handshake kwa!!!
That Bf must be demented sha...
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Fallen Inlove With Your Enemy? by theorbiters: 8:17pm On Apr 12, 2015
Psychologically, the 'feeling' of love and hate are basically the same... Our body reacts the same way wen we see both the person we love and the person we hate, adrenaline rush, heartbeats, pupils dilating and tummy knots.... It is we that delude ourselves in thinking we hate someone because of some B.S they put up wen in real sense, we just don't understand why we should love the person....

What am I saying sef....

No, I haven't fallen in love with my enemy, cos I have none.
Literature › Re: The Nemesis Of Daddy (A Short Story) by theorbiters: 2:56pm On Apr 12, 2015
Lmao.... See Larry oo!!!

And I thought I was the only one with wild imaginations..
Literature › Re: 2015 Writers Pre-collaboration Season 1 by theorbiters: 2:24pm On Apr 11, 2015
Nice one thronekid......
Romance › Re: When Should Dating Start? Right For Ages 13-16? by theorbiters: 12:30pm On Apr 11, 2015
Hardeysolution:
when then is right?
I don't think there should be an age entrance of when to start dating.
We all know the usual talk, 'Dating should be for mature minds', but truth be told, not everyone should date or be allowed to date.
I mean, what will I gain from dating a lady? Popularity? Respect? Wealth? Recognition? Please!! Who says you can't have it even without dating?
It's quite unpropitious that real connotation of relationships had dwindled, rather people engage in it to the detriment of their psychological and emotional balance.
Relationships should be taken seriously not just for galivanting and time wasting....
Romance › Re: When Should Dating Start? Right For Ages 13-16? by theorbiters: 12:11pm On Apr 11, 2015
Hardeysolution:
in some churches they even preach against it. In some mosques they go against it. It is the major responsibility of some teachers in mixed school. Going abroad, you see them even sleeping in one another's house. They see it as normal but in Africa, much attachment is put to it that even scare pple away.
Not because those whites do it over there means it is right.... I swear, Africa, and Nigeria in particular is probably the last place on earth where people still have respect for culture, dignity and a well mannered lifestyle. The others may throw caution to the wind does not mean that's the perfect lifestyle
Romance › Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush by theorbiters: 1:59am On Apr 11, 2015
I must confess...
I wish this wouldn't have to end..
Romance › Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush by theorbiters: 1:52am On Apr 11, 2015
kitnah:
Lolz....I expected this

Hey everyone

This is kristina1,the girl who has an alt acct
The girl that can't bolded return insults with her main acct
The girl who used an alt acct to insult other girls

Well,she is back,smarter,bolder and better

My past which doesn't define me,should not be used as a medium to judge me,I was going through a 'rebellious phrase' then,now I'm wiser

My. Apologies to everyone I might have hurt

Peace!!
Oh boy!!!
Romance › Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush by theorbiters: 12:16am On Apr 11, 2015
zaragal:
Yet to meet one undecided, I don't belong here
Hang around a little and you would meet many in no time
Literature › Re: 2015 Writers Pre-collaboration Season 1 by theorbiters: 1:39pm On Apr 10, 2015
I want to apologise to the whole house and my fellow readers on behalf of the writers. I know you all expected much from us and when it matters most, we couldn't deliver. Please, don't be too offended (some are already offended, just reduce it small) we hope to be better if given the opportunity again. Thank you.
Literature › Re: 2015 Writers Pre-collaboration Season 1 by theorbiters: 1:34pm On Apr 10, 2015
LOCATION: Abuja.

Irele stood in front of the police station as she pondered on what next to do. She can't continue fighting. It was hopeless to do so.
She had to get out of the country as quickly as she could but she needed to do one more thing. One final play.

She brought out her phone from her handbag and composed a message. She quickly pressed the send button as she saw the young man come out of the police station.
*************************

LOCATION: Lagos.

Daniel handed over the thumb card to Chima, the head programmer, as he sat on his chair behind the desk.

Chima went to his computer and began lifting of the prints from the thumb card to the thumb reader.
Everyone held their breath, as they prayed for it to be successful if not, one more person would meet his maker.

After about 2 minutes, the computer screen flashed green and screamed, 'ACCESS GRANTED'

Claps of relief and songs of hallelujah and thank you Jesus filed the room. Daniel smiled in silence as he watched them display in front of him.

The computer screen displayed, 'INPUT LUNCH ACTIVATION CODES.'

"Sir." Chima turned to Daniel, "The codes."
**************************

LOCATION: Abuja.

The young man was about to enter his car but Irele ran up to meet him.
There was a look of disgust on his face when he turned around to see her,
"Young woman, what else do you want?"

Irele was wondering if she had haunted this man before in his dreams. She couldn't fathom out why he was being hostile. Still she had another thing to do.

"I need you to tell my father that I want to see him."

"And why would I do that?" The young man queried.

Just then her phone vibrated. She smiled as she saw the text.
****************

LOCATION: Lagos.

Daniel stood from his seat as he smiled, finally the time has come. He wanted this to be a special moment.
He handed over the codes to Chima.

Everyone held their breathe as Chima keyed in the codes meticulously. One mistake would be all he needed to send him to the afterlife. He wasn't ready for that journey.

Everyone held their breathe as he laid his finger on the enter key. He looked at Daniel for a confirmation.

Daniel nodded and Chima pressed the enter button.
*******************

LOCATION: Abuja.

"And why would I tell the president that?" The young man asked again.

Irele smiled at him.

"Tell him, I have the Lunch Codes."

Quickly, the young man pulled out his phone and dialled a number.
**********************

LOCATION: Lagos.

Everyone stood still with mouths opened as the computer screen blinked Red, screaming, 'ACCCESS DENIED.'

The smile on Daniel's face had dissipated like smoke.
Everyone scurried out of the room in fear as Daniel sunk to the ground.
It was over, he thought.

Scorpion rushed into the room and tried lifting Daniel to his feet.

"Sir, you must be yourself. You still have to address the people in the conference room."

Daniel managed to walk back to his seat behind the desk and he sunk like a dropped stone to his seat.

"Tell them, it is over." He managed to say.

Scorpion closed the door behind him as he walked out, leaving Daniel all alone in his sorry state.

Just then, everywhere became dark and in the room. Giwa and his band of 19 burnt dead men were present.

The end of chapter sixteen.
Literature › Re: 2015 Writers Pre-collaboration Season 1 by theorbiters: 1:32pm On Apr 10, 2015
CHAPTER SIXTEEN: The Joker.

TIME: 06:00HRS TO ELECTIONS

LOCATION: NNAMDI AZIKIWE INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT.


Daniel made a call as he highlighted from the black Ford SUV in front of the airport entrance.

"Gather everyone in place. We are moving on as planned, I'm on my way." He ended the call.

He was drunk with his achievements so far as he smiled to himself. This is the beginning of a new era, he thought to himself, now nothing can stand in his way.
He entered the travel lounge and booked a flight to Lagos.

***********************

LOCATION: The Nigerian Police Building, Abuja.

Irele was dejected as she bowed her head in heaviness. Her spirit had been behassled by the thoughts of all those that had died because of this senseless mission. Sharp pains pierced her heart.
Rolls of images litter in her broken mind as she wept for their demise. She wished she hadn't embarked on this mission, but it was late to ask for her spilled milk.

She closed her eyes as she rested her head on the prison wall and tried diverting her mind from her nightmares.
It was election day and she wondered who the winner would be.
She had already made up her mind to vote for the opposition party, she was tired of the current government and their failed promises. She, just like everyone else, wanted a Change.

Her eyes shot wide open as stared blankly at the wall.

The thought of the president being her father was another surprise to her. She had come to accept that her father was long dead but the recent news had hit her like a torrid avalanche. She hated him.

She hated him for so many reasons, abandoning her and her mother, acting like a weakling and putting lives of people in danger. She felt betrayed even though she had no idea why. She just wished all these wouldn't have happened.

"Miss Irele?"
A masculine voice penetrated her thoughts as she shrieked back to reality. It was one of the police men.

"Yes?"

"You are free to go."

Irele eyes shot wide open again, almost popping her balls from its sockets.
"How? Why? What happened?"

The dark police man looked her in disgust as he felt irritated by those questions,
"Just carry your body out this place."

Irele sprang to her feet and hurried out of the cell just in case he felt like changing his mind.

As she got to the counter, a young man in suit stood to his feet as he handed her a document to sign on.

Irele looked at him suspiciously as she collected the document from him.
"Sorry, but what is this and who are you?"

"You don't need to know who am I. Just sign that paper and you are free to go." The young man replied her without looking at her.

"Why should I sign it?"

"Because you have been given a presidential pardon. Now sign the damn thing and get out of here."

Irele stood still, transfixed to her spot. Her father had come to her rescue.

*****************************

LOCATION: Daniel's residence, Lagos.

Daniel smiled as he walked into his house and headed straight for the room where the group of programmers had been for almost 2days. It was finally time to start a new empire.

"Welcome sir."
Scorpion stood to his feet, greeting him as he offered to help carry Daniel's briefcase.

Daniel stood still for a moment as he smiled at Scorpion. He had been a faithful servant all along and he had almost lost him to the icy hands of death when he was shot. He had to employ the best medical hands using some kind of Nano-techonlogy to bring him back to life. Now he would be by his side as he begins a new era.

"Have you gathered everyone?" Daniel broke the silence.

"They are waiting for you sir in the conference room." Scorpion answered.

"Good. I would join the shortly." Daniel made to leave but stopped.

"Scorpion?"

"Sir."

"Who are you going to vote for in this election?" Daniel asked.

"Well sir, I don't have a PVC, but if I had one, I would vote for APC. This country needs change."

Daniel smiled as he turned around. Perhaps he was right after all.
Daniel opened the door to the study as the computer programmers shot to their feet in fear.
***********************
Health › Re: See The Consequences Of Female self-service by theorbiters: 9:45pm On Apr 09, 2015
missdebs:
nature just has to be against the female gender all the time? Puhleease
Happy birthday cutie... May you continue to remain happy.
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {nominations & Verifications} by theorbiters: 8:43am On Apr 09, 2015
jessiecah:
Lol....
Come on, say yes....it wud be thrilling to have you in it.
Nairaland General › Re: if These 3 Monikers Leave Romance Section Today Thousands Will Follow Them!!!! by theorbiters: 5:13pm On Apr 08, 2015
I guess it's a free world. Everyone has be gifted with the opportunity to say what he/she thinks... I really don't think the op committed any crime...
Romance › Re: 27yrs Old For A Lady And Still Single. by theorbiters: 9:19am On Apr 08, 2015
Vixo:
nope guy......when will you stop being a mommmy's boyhuh?

even if patience ozokwo na Ur mum....u no fit be man for oncehuh

she u get now??
Lol.....of course I get...
But you and I could have a different reasoning, that doesn't mean, others do
Romance › Re: 27yrs Old For A Lady And Still Single. by theorbiters: 8:51am On Apr 08, 2015
Vixo:
y'all should shut the Bleep up.........

when its gets to marriage issues that's when you remember u r in Nigeria.....

you forget that life has advanced beyond that level and thinking....... every woman deserves her freedom dude....

marriage doesn't make a lady.....

u using Iphones yet you refuse to upgrade Ur reasoning!!!
Ha!! Bros, you can vex o!!!
Nawa o!!
Shey you dey naija? And u get a naija mom that is still alive?
Wait till you are 40 or 45, you go soon know.

Now, no matter how we try to say "It doesn't matter", you forgetting that where you stay influences your decisions... It is not about upgrading your reasoning or phones, it is just what it is...

Shey you get now.
Romance › Re: 27yrs Old For A Lady And Still Single. by theorbiters: 8:45am On Apr 08, 2015
KashyBaby:
In my opinion, if a woman is contented to live peacefully being single then she is making her life less complicated... smiley
And yes I am HaPpY my friend.
True and quite understandable....
But inasmuch we try to preach the epistle that 'Marriage isn't a necessity' we can't still rule out the embedded mentality of the african culture....

Have you noticed the way people react when for instance, a female celebrity clocks 31 and she's still single?? You hear questions like, "Is she married?" "Does she have a home?" and all that...
Maybe, in the next 10yrs the older generation that seem to input this emotional and psychological stress would have passed away, leaving the younger ones to move on and think for themselves....

Anyway.....remain happy friend...
Romance › Re: 27yrs Old For A Lady And Still Single. by theorbiters: 8:17am On Apr 08, 2015
KashyBaby:
Im 35 & happy being single..i dnt find it as a problem...i dnt get y it bothers u if women ages 27 up & still single?? shocked
Shey you know this is Nigeria??
35yrs! Still single and you say u are happy??!!
You just have no idea what african moms would do to you
Politics › Re: How World Leaders Plotted Jonathan's Defeat by theorbiters(op): 4:27pm On Apr 07, 2015
utuk:
nonsense I smell big lies
always making the so call america to be popular is what l don't like to read.
Are they the ones that told us that we need change and as such we should vote APC
capital nonsense.
Hope you are aware that it was Obama's campaign manager that gave APC that Slogan??
It was still his manager that planned the whole campaign strategy...
Better open your eyes
Politics › Re: How World Leaders Plotted Jonathan's Defeat by theorbiters(op): 4:25pm On Apr 07, 2015
stonecoldcafe:
shocked the power these super power yield is just shocking
Lol....that is why they are called world super powers..
Politics › Re: How World Leaders Plotted Jonathan's Defeat by theorbiters(op): 4:13pm On Apr 07, 2015
arsetalks:
was it America that stopped GEJ from taking proactive steps when the insurgency was still at infant stage?

Was it America/UK that made Gej not to do the right thing when luadering our money to SA?
Laundering which money?? Do actually know the real story behind the SA sagahuh I guess NO.. Why?? Because we don't think for ourselves..we swallowed everything we were told to make his govt look bad.....

I guess to you, OBJ is a saint
Politics › Re: How World Leaders Plotted Jonathan's Defeat by theorbiters(op): 4:01pm On Apr 07, 2015
NewNigeriaMind:
The what blocked which avenue, there is no claim you people will not make.

How are the whites backing the insurgents through the back channel, any proof to this or this is another market women jist.

When there is a will, there is a way. That is what I was told.

How come the same Jonathan found a means to buy weapons a week after he forced elections postponement, when he discovered he is losing and nothing can change that......

How come the same army that book haram chased into Cameroon have almost taken back all book haram territories within 4 weeks.

How come all these winning of book haram are happening 4 weeks to elections, jona suddenly found his balls, he even visited borno and was putting on army khaki, all in four weeks to elctions.

keep fooling yourself and stay in the fools paradise, Jonathan is not a serious leader.

If the lives of Nigerians matter to him, he would have found a way to get the needed equipment.
Sorry o, but how old are you sef?
Do you read newspapers or listen to the news and then reason like an intelligent being or you reason based on what you hear people say?...

Did u ask ursef why didn't USA sell arms at first upon all that they are allies with Nigeriahuh
Why did Nigeria have to try buying from the black market?
Did you remember that south african saga?? What did they stop Nigeria??
Why did USA get boiled up wen Nigeria went to Russiahuh

Honestly, how old are you??

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