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Ten Ten and Tinko tinko tinkoko tinko lol- mainly.

Awww! Reminds me of this really cute collection of pictures i saw of fathers and their kids http://manly.ng/11-pictures-prove-that-fatherhood/ . Restores our hope

onyowo:
Copied from John Dumelo

Doesnt change the relevance of the subject matter.

So glad when i came across this post. You guys should learn please!
http://manly.ng/how-to-treat-a-woman/

1.Don’t compare your wife to other women. You don’t know what their husbands are going through.

2. NEVER expose your wife’s weakness to your family or friends or run to them whenever you have issues. Problems are best solved between you and your woman.



3. Don’t think you are man so you can use intimidation, shout or violence to communicate your moods. Aggressive men don’t make a happy home.

4. Speak gently and calmly to your wife. Never raise your voice at her, it demeans her and shows you think she is stupid.

5. Do your responsibilities as man…don’t leave every to your woman.

6. Never blame your wife if she doesn’t take care of the home everyday. She is swamped with house work and helping you raise the kids.


7. Don’t be wasteful spending money on drinks, friends and extended family.The wife and children are your first responsibility.

8. Sex is also important to women. Her pleasure should be considered before your own.

9. Never compare your wife to your ex-girlfriends. If you loved them so much why didn’t you marry them instead of your wife.

10. Never shout down your wife or challenge her in front of the children. The children are watching. They won’t listen and obey her too.

11. Tell your wife she’s beautiful even if you know she’s looking normal. Women love compliment.

12. Don’t forget that women also want attention and someone to share their thougts with. Never be too busy for your wife.

13. A prayerful man is a better equipped husband. Pray always for your wife and family. Don’t leave the prayers to your wife.


14.Treat your wife like a queen. Buy her gifts, take her shopping and once in a while, cook for her.

15.Please don’t forget your these anniversary dates. Wedding ,engagement,the first time you kissed. I beg you. These dates mean a lot to women. (Don’t ask me why). I also don’t know.

16. Your mother should not have the final say in your marriage. You married your wife, not you and your mother. Let her talk in her own husband’s house.

17.There are 5 days each month that you have to say “I’m sorry”, “yes baby” and “I love you” more than 7 times a day. That’s when she’s menstruating.

Written by John Dumelo
http://manly.ng/how-to-treat-a-woman/

This whole saga is saddening.

lol

See his pictures here http://manly.ng/meet-olajide-jj-olatunjiksi-900-million-naira-per-year/

Olajide “JJ”Olatunji aka KSI is 22 years old. On his vlog he does video game commentary and comedy. He is also a rapper. His content appeals to teenager and young men. If you love video games- especially FIFA, then you should know Olatunji
Read More about him here
http://manly.ng/meet-olajide-jj-olatunjiksi-900-million-naira-per-year/

For more- read here http://manly.ng/nigerian-men-are-conmen/

Her Pen Name is City Girl and she is from Kenya

What is it with Kenyan women and Nigerian men? What is it with those short, stocky bearded West African mohines that make Kenyan women move planets for them?

We have heard enough stories about how Kenyan women borrowed loans for their Nigerian boyfriends to pay for ‘containers with goods worth millions’ stuck at the port only for the Nigerian man to disappear.

I know Kenyan women whose careers and lives have come to a standstill after a Nigerian man swept them clean, and I mean clean; car, house, land, money… everything.

So today, ladies, I chose to address this topic, once and for all. After this, I don’t expect any of you to be conned by a so-called ‘romantic’ Nigerian man. I will only say this once.

Stay away from Nigerian men! All Nigerian men are conmen. Repeat after me; “All Nigerian men are conmen”. There are no exceptions here. When you see a Nigerian man, run the other way. Don’t stop to invoke the name of Jesus or pray. Just take cover.

While you are at it, here are a few pointers you need to look out for in a Nigerian man. If he exhibits any of these traits, then you are dealing with a riffraff.

1. He is too romantic: You have never met a man like him. He treats you like a glass statue and worships the ground you walk on. He is not like the unromantic Kenyan men who don’t text you back or return your calls. He calls you ‘baby’ all the time except when he calls you ‘my queen’.

You have never been immersed in so much love and affection. You are literally intoxicated in his love. He will even paint your toenails and shampoo your hair. Red flag.

He is fattening you up for slaughter. He is warming your heart. Softening you up by leading you to believe that you have found the one. It is not humanly possible for a man to be 100 per cent romantic, 24 hours a day, seven days a week. That romantic Nigerian man is up to something.

2. He throws money at you: No man in his right mind will throw money at a woman.Kwani wewe ni nani? But this Nigerian is the most generous man you have ever met in your life. He even gives you money before you ask for it because ‘you are special and you deserve it’.

He debunks every myth you have ever heard about Nigerian men swindling women off their money. You relax and put your guard down. You think that the Lord has finally smiled upon you and given you a wonderful man who is not only loving, but also rich. All those prayers you prayed for a husband have finally been answered. Shock on you.

He is making an investment and he knows what he is doing. He will shower you with gifts and money amounting to Sh1 million, knowing very well that he will con you Sh3 million and make a profit Sh2 million. Tax free.

One day, when you least expect, he will strike. He will be in dire need of some Sh2 million for a deal and because he has created an illusion of wealth, you will readily give in. You will run to the sacco and borrow some Sh2 million. That will be the beginning of your downfall.

3. He moves in with you: So he gives you a cock and bull story about how he is putting up with a friend in Kileleshwa but has been unsuccessfully looking for a house. You pity him and allow him to put up with you in your house for a short while before he finds a bigger house for the two of you.

Every week, he has a new excuse. “Oh, I found one but it is too big.” “Oh, I found another one in Lavington but I don’t like it.”

A week turns into a month and before you know it, you are co-habiting with a Nigerian man who can barely speak English. But because he treats you so nice (and sometimes even washes the dishes), you are blind to his antics. Be very worried.

4. He drives your car: My friends told me this, and I couldn’t believe it. How does a woman give her man her car to go drinking out with the ‘boys’ as she takes a matatu to work?

Only a woman with a Nigerian boyfriend can do that. So he uses cabs all the time and you think it is just unfair for him to spend so much money on cabs, yet you have a car. You lend him yours and before you know it, he is dropping you to work in your car, goes out drinking with his friends in your car and suddenly that car is no longer yours. Be warned.

A real man does not drive woman’s car and a smart woman does not allow a man to use her car to run his errands. If he doesn’t have a car, let him use a cab or buy one.

5. He has mysterious ‘trips’: He purports to be a businessman but you are not exactly sure what he does for a living. He travels often to Dubai, China, Thailand and Singapore for ‘business trips’.

You don’t care what he does for a living mainly because of all the goodies he brings you. Lingerie. Expensive shoes. Perfumes. Dresses. Bags.

He says he does business but has never really taken you to his office, nor have you met any of his business partners. Be especially wary of those Nigerians who purport to sell gold or cars.

He hasn’t given you a business card, but you are still okay with it because he seems flashy and talks big. Silly girl.

One day you are going about your business and the next day you are a suspect for a car-theft syndicate and police will insist that you are harbouring a criminal on Interpol’s watch list. And you thought he loved you for your great personality!

6. You run errands for him: He takes you on a ‘holiday’ to China and throws money at your feet. He allows you to buy whatever you like because ‘you are special and you deserve it’.

On your way back, he tells you to carry a package for him to deliver to his friend because he has no space in his bag. You readily agree. I mean, after all the bags he has bought you, you must have some space. Foolish girl.

That man is using you as a conduit for drugs and you only realise it when you are frantically calling your aging relatives from the airport cells. The Nigerian man is long gone.

You have been warned. Stay away from Nigerian men.

http://manly.ng/nigerian-men-are-conmen/

Interesting.Like if you understand what i mean by "Olorun 1930"

Please see the rest here http://manly.ng/davido-fleet-of-cars/

http://manly.ng/davido-fleet-of-cars/
Davido is a car lover and he regularly updates his collections. These are 14 of his most expensive cars.Ranging from Porsche Cars to Ferrarri etc.

I cant post more than four pictures here- please see the rest here http://manly.ng/davido-fleet-of-cars/

Please read the rest here http://manly.ng/10-naija-women-were-asked-if-a-mans-size-mattered-their-responses-are-surprising/

http://manly.ng/10-naija-women-were-asked-if-a-mans-size-mattered-their-responses-are-surprising/

1. Size doesn’t matter. There was this guy that pestered me like mad, he was tall, handsome and rich. We started dating. Then it was time to do, he brought out this giant dick and in my mind I was like I Don die, I prepared my mind for pain, the guy didn’t put it beyond the labia. I closed my eyes waiting for the pain i will feel when he puts it inside next I heard a moan, then he collapsed on me!What happened he said? He has released! I was shocked, he saw it on my face and was like “uhmm I have headache”
In my mind I said no you have a “dick ache” I left and never went back. What a waste of dick .Lol how can somebody have something that big and not know how to use it.

_Lydia

Read the rest here http://manly.ng/10-naija-women-were-asked-if-a-mans-size-mattered-their-responses-are-surprising/

and save me the visitors right? Oversabi

oluwafreshkid:
Lemme save the rest of y'all ur MB


The recent squabbles between a certain popular  musician and his baby mama has prompted me to want to talk about it.
I have a baby mama. Trust me, it is not what you think it is or I thought it was, till it happened to me
I notice that more and more guys are falling into this trap of having a baby mama. It seems trendy but as they say, “who no go, no go know.”
Not to bore you but let me go straight to the point about why I would advise any guy to avoid having a baby mama

1. IT’S NOT AS EASY AS IT SEEMS:

My baby mama is from a religious home(even though it does not reflect in her life). When it got out that she was pregnant, all hell broke loose. It was as if my life had turned upside down. The drama was unbelievable. At some point I had to run away from home because her folks were looking for me with the police. It was that bad. Except you are stinkingly rich, your peace is taken away.



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2. YOU MAY BE FORCED INTO MARRIAGE:

I am lucky I was matured enough to know that she wasn’t the one I wanted to spend the rest of my life with.Some guys I know were forced to marry girls who were less than what they wanted because they got her pregnant. Always wear protection guys, always.

3. YOU BECOME A CASH COW:

To keep peace I currently pay my baby mama and child a monthly allowance. I am like her cash cow. If the payment delays for just a day, no more peace for me. It’s like I murdered peace of mind the day I got that girl pregnant

4. SOMETIMES YOUR TYPE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU:

I had this girl I found out had everything I want in a wife. But she kept being elusive. I couldn’t understand why so one day I finally “cornered” her. She then confessed that I should know that I am “married”. Married? I was shocked to say the least. Just because I had a child. To cut the long story short, the girl refused to date me. Even though every other aspect of my life is intact.

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5. YOU BEGIN TO BE SEEN AS IRRESPONSIBLE:

When you do find a girl that is willing to settle with you notwithstanding you baggage. Don’t heave a sigh of relief yet. Wait till her family knows. It’s amazing how they immediately tag you as promiscuous. They even insinuate that you will continue the “habit” when you get married to you prospect. Yes, it happened to me. As if getting a girl pregnant can be a “habit”.

6. YOU HAVE A FLING MATERIAL BECOME A PART OF YOUR LIFE- FULLTIME:

My baby mama is what I call fling material. Take her to the club, flex her. But you don’t want to see her everyday. She is toxic.
With a baby in the picture however , she is now a part of my life- fulltime. I have this toxic material calling me every day,Nagging, strolling into my apartment when I don’t pay up. Intruding into my life!

My only advice is guys, wear a condom.Wrap up and most importantly only sleep with a girl you see yourself spending the rest of your life with. Because trust me, shit happens. Don’t be me

http://manly.ng/make-this-year-the-most-successful/


1. Make Unusual Sacrifices:

Successful people at some point had to make sacrifices before they achieved success.
In order to generate $1,350 in capital they used to start Apple, Steve Jobs sold his Volkswagen microbus and Steve Wozniak sold his Hewlett-Packard calculator. At the time, it was an enormous sacrifice for both of them, but in retrospect, it is little compared with how much Apple is currently worth- over $80 Billion. Make your own sacrifices this year so that people can tell your story in the years to come.

2. Never Give Up:

One thing is inevitable in your journey to success this year- there will be times when you want to give up. But one decision you need to make is never to give up- no matter what. Every successful person kept going till they succeeded. Remember, even our current president- President Buhari lost the election before he finally won. Don’t give up. Keep going till you succeed. The guy who invented the light bulb tried up to 1000 times before hegot it. Without his resilience, we would all probably be in darkness now.

http://manly.ng/make-this-year-the-most-successful/

http://manly.ng/six-things-that-happened-in-my-life-after-i-had-a-baby-mama/

The recent squabbles between a certain popular musician and his baby mama has prompted me to want to talk about it.
I have a baby mama. Trust me, it is not what you think it is or I thought it was, till it happened to me
I notice that more and more guys are falling into this trap of having a baby mama. It seems trendy but as they say, “who no go, no go know.”
Not to bore you but let me go straight to the point about why I would advise any guy to avoid having a baby mama

1. It’s Not As Easy as it Seems:

My baby mama is from a religious home(even though it does not reflect in her life). When it got out that she was pregnant, all hell broke loose. It was as if my life had turned upside down. The drama was unbelievable. At some point I had to run away from home because her folks were looking for me with the police. It was that bad. Except you are stinkingly rich, your peace is taken away.

2. You May be Forced Into Marriage:

I am lucky I was matured enough to know that she wasn’t the one I wanted to spend the rest of my life with.Some guys I know were forced to marry girls who were less than what they wanted because they got her pregnant. Always wear protection guys, always.
3. You Become a Cash Cow:

To keep peace I currently pay my baby mama and child a monthly allowance. I am like her cash cow. If the payment delays for just a day, no more peace for me. It’s like I murdered peace of mind the day I got that girl pregnant

Read the rest here
http://manly.ng/six-things-that-happened-in-my-life-after-i-had-a-baby-mama/

See other fun places here
http://manly.ng/places-to-go-to-in-lagos-for-1500-naira-or-less/

http://manly.ng/places-to-go-to-in-lagos-for-1500-naira-or-less/
1. ENJOY NATURE AND WILD LIFE AT LEKKI CONSERVATION CENTRE

Lol. You guys are funny. Cant you see the deep emotional connection between father and daughter?

See more pictures here http://manly.ng/11-pictures-prove-that-fatherhood/

Source: http://manly.ng/11-pictures-prove-that-fatherhood/

So so Sad!I cant even deal

Reduce the quantity you drink or give your children
http://manly.ng/what-happens-can-of-coke-its-unbelievable/

I suggest you guys take it seriously

Strahovski:
Next Thread please...

Crazy Op posting half thread looking for traffic

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At least this is complete
Uncle Highly Opinionated
https://www.nairaland.com/2805773/20-things-guy-shouldnt-ask

http://manly.ng/jguy-shouldnt-do-or-ask-lady/

Men shouldn’t be looking at their phone more than the Lady.

Talking about your Bank account or how much his father has ; this puts ladies off (Bragging)
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Smelling Bad ( Mouth or Body Odour is a No. No).

Don’t ask ” are you a virgin?”.

Don’t ask her how many guys she’s been with ( Body Count).

If she’s going to pay the movie or dinner bills let her know in advance ( no unexpected ATM failures, I forgot my wallet at home).

When your phone rings on a date and you’re asked where you are? Don’t give a degrading response eg ( I dey with that big ass babe, I dey with tolu big Breasts, I dey with that weekend chops I teh u about”.

Don’t insist on a “come to my house first date” or come to my friends house first date.

Don’t leave your date to talk to another Lady for more that 2 minutes

Don’t buy her too many gifts she may think you are trying to buy her.

If for any reason someone else needs to be in the car, don’t put her in the back seat.

Don’t compare her to your Ex.

Don’t talk about her weight or hair only in a positive way eg ( some guys may say : you are about to burst out of that dress, your hair should be due by now ?).

After the first sex always call as a courtesy (even if the sex was good or bad).

Table manners ( making sounds with ur mouth while eating, talking while theirs food in your mouth, using fork & knife for icecream).

Focus your eyes on her eyes not her breast or ass. ( don’t look at any other lady asides her on a date).

Projecting yourself as someone you are not (Ladies can spot fake confidence, or a fake in general) Don’t borrow your friends car and say it’s yours, don’t lie your friend’s apartment is yours).

Don’t be too touchy & feelly on a first date.

Don’t be rude or nasty to the waiter or waitress to impress your date.

Don’t ask her for money.

Don’t ask for pictures unless she offers
Written by Joro Olumofin. Visit http://manly.ng/ for more.

http://manly.ng/jguy-shouldnt-do-or-ask-lady/

http://manly.ng/5-grooming-issues-naija-guys/

1. Skin:

A girl once opened up to me about a guy she had met on the phone through a friend. She said from the first 60 seconds she saw him- she knew there was no way. Why? His skin. You should have seen the way she described the eczema on his neck. I wondered why she- she told me- It’s a sign of his hygiene. In her words “If he can let his body get like that, just imagine he STDs he can let grow in his body (choi) abi how am I supposed to lick that neck when we are making love!”
Yes ladies think like that too.

Read the rest here http://manly.ng/5-grooming-issues-naija-guys/