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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Thepunisher: 3:31pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
Darkenedrebel. i see your freestyle. ill as always I'M LIKE A THOUSAND VENOMOUS SPIDERS ON A MURDEROUS-KILLING-SPREE/, THERE AIN'T ENOUGH BLOOD LOSS, ONLY A THIRD-OF-THIS IS-FILLING-ME/ I CAME TO MURDER-SHIT-WILLINGLY/ I TEXT BATTLE SO MUCH, MY HAND NERVES-ARE-KILLING-ME/ I'M HERE TO PROVE EVERY RAPPER DESERVES-HUMILITY/THIS IS MY THINK TANK, I'M CURSING-FACILITIES/WITH MY MERCILESS-ABILITIES/ WHAT GOOD AM I?? IF I'M POSTING WORTHLESS-TRILOGIES??/SINCE BIRTH-I-BEEN-KILLING-THESE/ I'M BRINGING CURSED-MILLIPEDES-FROM-THE-PHILIPPINES, WHILE DISPERSING-THE-GUILLOTINES/ I GOT NURSES DRIVING HEARSES-TO-THE-KILLING-SCENES/I'LL BLOW THE ROOF OFF THIS BITCH BY BURSTING-THE-CEILING-BEAMS/ I SPIT FIRE TILL THERE'S SMOKE COMING OFF YOUR BODY-PARTS/ I GOT RATTLESNAKE VENOM IN THE TIPS OF ILLUMINATI-DARTS/, THEN STICK DECAPITATED HEADS IN RUSTED OUT SHOPPING-CARTS/ 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: ¤¤¤[Thrilla in Manilla]KSSLIB VS GRAYLINE¤¤¤ by Thepunisher: 3:19pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
DAMN!!!! Bar Fest OPENER: ksslib RHYMES: gray PUNCHLINES: gray METS/SIMILES: tie WORDPLAY: tie CLOSER: Ksslib My vote goes to Grayline!! |
Rap Battles / Re: ¤¤¤¤DARKREBEL Vs 007BRUCE¤¤¤¤ by Thepunisher: 12:11am On Nov 08, 2015 |
This is a reli nice battle. rebel with the punchlines and metphors and Bruce with the flow and wordplays.. rebel killing shit from fb to nairaland MVGT: darkenedrebel 2 Likes |
Rap Battles / Re: Kings Tourney[group Stage]thepunisher Vs Gawdovwar by Thepunisher: 7:32pm On Oct 20, 2015 |
like that nigerian player george, I flow infinity/ Get it? I flow in Finidi/I'll tromp this foe with similes/and blow his bones to smithereens/then use this dagger, to split gawd into three. ...like the holy trinity/ I'm a lord in this precinct/and in all of the seasons/all I concort's efficient/two shots fired will have this slob missing.... till everyone is looking for gawd....like contrite and lost christians/ I'm blazing this....baby snitch....for faking this/ma fans got faith in me....and I'm effing this dude.... like I'm what serial rapist is/when I came, y'all said I'll win.. .but no one believed in gawd. . ..like y'all were Atheists/ I forged ma sword in hell/and I brought in lot of shells/cos I heard gawd has been winning, no wonder he's a cocky girl/But now I'm here.....to put an end to the streak.... .like I'm Doctor Wells/ You say yous a rock like simon peter...but you prolly stink/If you still claim simon, I'll gut you quick....leave your body shrinked/then beat you so bad......till you're totally done simon.... alcoholic drink/ I'll battle you in the toilet, cos I'm a zany, yes/you a trainee, and a lazy mess/I'll gag you with tissue papers...give ya a painful death/chop off your prick....then put your dick in the shitt.......anal sex!/ 1 Like 1 Share |
Rap Battles / Re: Kings Tourney[group Stage]thepunisher Vs Gawdovwar by Thepunisher: 7:31pm On Oct 20, 2015 |
gawdovwarh: I was reli busy. Am posting now. |
Rap Battles / Re: ¤ ¤ ¤ Sunday Special: Thepunisher VS Illverbz ¤ ¤ ¤ by Thepunisher: 10:32pm On Oct 19, 2015 |
wow..nice battle illverbz. |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Thepunisher: 10:29pm On Oct 19, 2015 |
Jason21: iI think you are crazy no offence |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Thepunisher: 3:39pm On Oct 18, 2015 |
llaykorn: Darkrebel is sort of a mentor. thanks anyway ..really looking forward to the tourney |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Thepunisher: 3:32pm On Oct 18, 2015 |
mikuz: sorry, but I only commented from what I saw. I got invited from rg for the nairaland tourney, and I am not a ghost account mr achebe of rap. |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Thepunisher: 3:25pm On Oct 18, 2015 |
funlord: I don't know what you are insinuating. It's impossible you know me because i only registered recently for the tourney, unless you have met me elsewhere before which i doubt. and do tone down on the curses. we are all mature here. gratias |
Rap Battles / Re: ¤ ¤ ¤ Sunday Special: Thepunisher VS Illverbz ¤ ¤ ¤ by Thepunisher: 3:10pm On Oct 18, 2015 |
Illverbz: lol. .nice verse too... let's just wait for votes |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Thepunisher: 2:59pm On Oct 18, 2015 |
.darkenedrebel only made a suggestion on that battle. i saw it earlier when i was reading the verses and this one he's saying he got banned for it. i don't think he should . the admins should perhaps reconsider. at least a warning would suffice.i hope it won't affect my battle anyway all i keep seeing here is unnecessary fights everyday. no unity at all 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: ¤ ¤ ¤ Sunday Special: Thepunisher VS Illverbz ¤ ¤ ¤ by Thepunisher: 2:55pm On Oct 18, 2015 |
ma desert eagle will kill you, cos i maim with the birds/wesley sniping this nigga....you'll see my blade clamp his nerve/his best verses are discarded, but cats be hailing ma worst/and like the assassin i am......you'll see me taking out verbz.......and it ain't actions words/ I'll have his babe abducted, to make this bozo suffer/and it ain't 'joints in the body', when I 'bone' his lover/ he claims he's a super spy, but that's a baloney utter/so it ain't fëllatio.......when l murder this fake secret agent......after i blow his cover/ studied 5000 books of rap, just to gain this skill/and like good loving parents, imma raise the steel/ya'll give him accolades, and them crazy deals/but after this spar.....no one's gonna be feeling ill.... like y'all were taking pills/I'll erase this eel/after I take his bill/then put that K in front ill......cos literally speaking.... I came to Kill/ To be frank, you're wack, yous a lampard-esque rapper/since you're also a muslim..I'll have you trampled and battered/till you barking for Allah/drop your cranium in Catalonia......so when Neymar kicks your head.. .. just know it's Barka de sallah/ It's his funeral of course/ I'll hit him with this sickness, cos I'm venereal with words/verbz the guy all the ladies hate, cos he's a pitiful yob/as a matter of fact.. if you ever hear that a girl eye V.......It's roman numeral for four/ it ain't Achilles, when i slaughter ill,as I'm attacking the geek/try to bite your way to the top, I'll be hammering your teeth /no kunta kinte involved, when I'm detaching his feet/then dispose his corpse in Nanda parbat.... ..but one punch from me... would bring him back to life. .....Lazarus pit!/ 3 Likes 3 Shares |
Rap Battles / Re: ¤ ¤ ¤ Sunday Special: Thepunisher VS Illverbz ¤ ¤ ¤ by Thepunisher: 12:41pm On Oct 18, 2015 |
Illverbz: I'll post after you |
Rap Battles / Re: ¤ ¤ ¤ Sunday Special: Thepunisher VS Illverbz ¤ ¤ ¤ by Thepunisher: 12:08pm On Oct 18, 2015 |
check |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Thepunisher: 11:07am On Oct 18, 2015 |
illverbz? |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Thepunisher: 8:15am On Oct 18, 2015 |
Illverbz: alright brov. I'll be waiting |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Thepunisher: 7:31am On Oct 18, 2015 |
Illverbz and 007bruce. I have ma verse ready |
Rap Battles / Re: Kings Tourney[group Stage]thepunisher Vs Gawdovwar by Thepunisher: 7:39pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
check |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Thepunisher: 7:13pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
Illverbz: roger... |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Thepunisher: 7:11pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
Illverbz: alright. . |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Thepunisher: 3:07pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
007Bruce: tomorrow by 3pm. 8 bars. I'm still waiting for him to accept tho |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Thepunisher: 3:02pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
Illverbz: Aight. ma tourney match is on tuesday so let's drop tomorrow 3pm. 8 bars. .is that cool? |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Thepunisher: 2:57pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
open call out. lemme warm up before ma tourney match. |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Thepunisher: 1:44pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
When are the threads for the tourney going to be created? |
Rap Battles / Re: The Kings Tourney 2015 Group Stage by Thepunisher: 4:58pm On Oct 09, 2015 |
check. .*cracks neck* 1 Like 1 Share |
Rap Battles / Re: ■■■■■the Kings Tourney Sign-up Thread 2015■■■■■ by Thepunisher: 10:47am On Oct 09, 2015 |
so when is it starting? |
Rap Battles / Re: ■■■■■the Kings Tourney Sign-up Thread 2015■■■■■ by Thepunisher: 9:25am On Oct 09, 2015 |
please sign me up. I'm in. |
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