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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Thepunisher: 3:31pm On Nov 29, 2015
Darkenedrebel. i see your freestyle. ill as always



I'M LIKE A THOUSAND VENOMOUS SPIDERS ON A MURDEROUS-KILLING-SPREE/, THERE AIN'T ENOUGH BLOOD LOSS, ONLY A THIRD-OF-THIS IS-FILLING-ME/ I CAME TO MURDER-SHIT-WILLINGLY/ I TEXT BATTLE SO MUCH, MY HAND NERVES-ARE-KILLING-ME/ I'M HERE TO PROVE EVERY RAPPER DESERVES-HUMILITY/THIS IS MY THINK TANK, I'M CURSING-FACILITIES/WITH MY MERCILESS-ABILITIES/ WHAT GOOD AM I?? IF I'M POSTING WORTHLESS-TRILOGIES??/SINCE BIRTH-I-BEEN-KILLING-THESE/ I'M BRINGING CURSED-MILLIPEDES-FROM-THE-PHILIPPINES, WHILE DISPERSING-THE-GUILLOTINES/ I GOT NURSES DRIVING HEARSES-TO-THE-KILLING-SCENES/I'LL BLOW THE ROOF OFF THIS BITCH BY BURSTING-THE-CEILING-BEAMS/
I SPIT FIRE TILL THERE'S SMOKE COMING OFF YOUR BODY-PARTS/ I GOT RATTLESNAKE VENOM IN THE TIPS OF ILLUMINATI-DARTS/, THEN STICK DECAPITATED HEADS IN RUSTED OUT SHOPPING-CARTS/

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Rap Battles / Re: ¤¤¤[Thrilla in Manilla]KSSLIB VS GRAYLINE¤¤¤ by Thepunisher: 3:19pm On Nov 29, 2015
DAMN!!!! Bar Fest

OPENER: ksslib

RHYMES: gray

PUNCHLINES: gray

METS/SIMILES: tie

WORDPLAY: tie

CLOSER: Ksslib

My vote goes to Grayline!!
Rap Battles / Re: ¤¤¤¤DARKREBEL Vs 007BRUCE¤¤¤¤ by Thepunisher: 12:11am On Nov 08, 2015
This is a reli nice battle. rebel with the punchlines and metphors and Bruce with the flow and wordplays.. rebel killing shit from fb to nairaland

MVGT: darkenedrebel

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Rap Battles / Re: Kings Tourney[group Stage]thepunisher Vs Gawdovwar by Thepunisher: 7:32pm On Oct 20, 2015
like that nigerian player george, I flow infinity/
Get it?
I flow in Finidi/I'll tromp this foe with similes/and blow his bones to smithereens/then use this dagger, to split gawd into three. ...like the holy trinity/

I'm a lord in this precinct/and in all of the seasons/all I concort's efficient/two shots fired will have this slob missing.... till everyone is looking for gawd....like contrite and lost christians/

I'm blazing this....baby snitch....for faking this/ma fans got faith in me....and I'm effing this dude.... like I'm what serial rapist is/when I came, y'all said I'll win.. .but no one believed in gawd. . ..like y'all were Atheists/

I forged ma sword in hell/and I brought in lot of shells/cos I heard gawd has been winning, no wonder he's a cocky girl/But now I'm here.....to put an end to the streak.... .like I'm Doctor Wells/

You say yous a rock like simon peter...but you prolly stink/If you still claim simon, I'll gut you quick....leave your body shrinked/then beat you so bad......till you're totally done simon.... alcoholic drink/

I'll battle you in the toilet, cos I'm a zany, yes/you a trainee, and a lazy mess/I'll gag you with tissue papers...give ya a painful death/chop off your prick....then put your dick in the shitt.......anal sex!/

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Rap Battles / Re: Kings Tourney[group Stage]thepunisher Vs Gawdovwar by Thepunisher: 7:31pm On Oct 20, 2015
gawdovwarh:


where u at man

I was reli busy. Am posting now.
Rap Battles / Re: ¤ ¤ ¤ Sunday Special: Thepunisher VS Illverbz ¤ ¤ ¤ by Thepunisher: 10:32pm On Oct 19, 2015
wow..nice battle illverbz.
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Thepunisher: 10:29pm On Oct 19, 2015
Jason21:
blind bats everywhere in this section....

they can't tell the similarities between aromowackeran and thepunisher.....or how he sired raplinx's verses.

beetches


iI think you are crazy
no offence
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Thepunisher: 3:39pm On Oct 18, 2015
llaykorn:


LOL. You script exactly like DarkRebel. Quite amazing for an fb vet, really. Your verses are cool, anyway. smiley

Darkrebel is sort of a mentor.
thanks anyway ..really looking forward to the tourney
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Thepunisher: 3:32pm On Oct 18, 2015
mikuz:


Stop putting your nose in issues that you know nothing about. If really read all the posts in that thread and still think what you typed makes sense then you must be a ghost account.

sorry, but I only commented from what I saw. I got invited from rg for the nairaland tourney, and I am not a ghost account mr achebe of rap.
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Thepunisher: 3:25pm On Oct 18, 2015
funlord:
grin

You really are a demented fool! Do you think no one here knows who you really are?

I don't know what you are insinuating. It's impossible you know me because i only registered recently for the tourney, unless you have met me elsewhere before which i doubt. and do tone down on the curses. we are all mature here. gratias
Rap Battles / Re: ¤ ¤ ¤ Sunday Special: Thepunisher VS Illverbz ¤ ¤ ¤ by Thepunisher: 3:10pm On Oct 18, 2015
Illverbz:
Nice one, Punisher. Guess I shouldn't have freestyled.
I want a rematch, mate. cheesy

lol. .nice verse too... let's just wait for votes
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Thepunisher: 2:59pm On Oct 18, 2015
.darkenedrebel only made a suggestion on that battle. i saw it earlier when i was reading the verses and this one he's saying he got banned for it. i don't think he should . the admins should perhaps reconsider. at least a warning would suffice.i hope it won't affect my battle anyway
all i keep seeing here is unnecessary fights everyday. no unity at all

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Rap Battles / Re: ¤ ¤ ¤ Sunday Special: Thepunisher VS Illverbz ¤ ¤ ¤ by Thepunisher: 2:55pm On Oct 18, 2015
ma desert eagle will kill you, cos i maim with the birds/wesley sniping this nigga....you'll see my blade clamp his nerve/his best verses are discarded, but cats be hailing ma worst/and like the assassin i am......you'll see me taking out verbz.......and it ain't actions words/

I'll have his babe abducted, to make this bozo suffer/and it ain't 'joints in the body', when I 'bone' his lover/ he claims he's a super spy, but that's a baloney utter/so it ain't fëllatio.......when l murder this fake secret agent......after i blow his cover/

studied 5000 books of rap, just to gain this skill/and like good loving parents, imma raise the steel/ya'll give him accolades, and them crazy deals/but after this spar.....no one's gonna be feeling ill.... like y'all were taking pills/I'll erase this eel/after I take his bill/then put that K in front ill......cos literally speaking.... I came to Kill/

To be frank, you're wack, yous a lampard-esque rapper/since you're also a muslim..I'll have you trampled and battered/till you barking for Allah/drop your cranium in Catalonia......so when Neymar kicks your head.. .. just know it's Barka de sallah/

It's his funeral of course/ I'll hit him with this sickness, cos I'm venereal with words/verbz the guy all the ladies hate, cos he's a pitiful yob/as a matter of fact.. if you ever hear that a girl eye V.......It's roman numeral for four/

it ain't Achilles, when i slaughter ill,as I'm attacking the geek/try to bite your way to the top, I'll be hammering your teeth /no kunta kinte involved, when I'm detaching his feet/then dispose his corpse in Nanda parbat.... ..but one punch from me... would bring him back to life. .....Lazarus pit!/

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Rap Battles / Re: ¤ ¤ ¤ Sunday Special: Thepunisher VS Illverbz ¤ ¤ ¤ by Thepunisher: 12:41pm On Oct 18, 2015
Illverbz:
Yo

I'll post after you
Rap Battles / Re: ¤ ¤ ¤ Sunday Special: Thepunisher VS Illverbz ¤ ¤ ¤ by Thepunisher: 12:08pm On Oct 18, 2015
check
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Thepunisher: 11:07am On Oct 18, 2015
illverbz?
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Thepunisher: 8:15am On Oct 18, 2015
Illverbz:
Mine ain't ready yet. I was gonna write it an hour before the battle. But don't worry, I will write now. And since yours is ready, once i'm done, we post


alright brov. I'll be waiting
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Thepunisher: 7:31am On Oct 18, 2015
Illverbz and 007bruce. I have ma verse ready
Rap Battles / Re: Kings Tourney[group Stage]thepunisher Vs Gawdovwar by Thepunisher: 7:39pm On Oct 17, 2015
check
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Thepunisher: 7:13pm On Oct 17, 2015
Illverbz:
That's nice, bro. ThePunisher, roger?

roger...
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Thepunisher: 7:11pm On Oct 17, 2015
Illverbz:
Cool. Get us a thread, mate.

alright. .
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Thepunisher: 3:07pm On Oct 17, 2015
007Bruce:
We have it. . . .thepunisher vs illverb

when are you guys dropping?


tomorrow by 3pm. 8 bars. I'm still waiting for him to accept tho
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Thepunisher: 3:02pm On Oct 17, 2015
Illverbz:
I accept.

Aight. ma tourney match is on tuesday so let's drop tomorrow 3pm. 8 bars. .is that cool?
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Thepunisher: 2:57pm On Oct 17, 2015
open call out. lemme warm up before ma tourney match.
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Thepunisher: 1:44pm On Oct 14, 2015
When are the threads for the tourney going to be created? angry
Rap Battles / Re: The Kings Tourney 2015 Group Stage by Thepunisher: 4:58pm On Oct 09, 2015
check. .*cracks neck*

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Rap Battles / Re: ■■■■■the Kings Tourney Sign-up Thread 2015■■■■■ by Thepunisher: 10:47am On Oct 09, 2015
so when is it starting?
Rap Battles / Re: ■■■■■the Kings Tourney Sign-up Thread 2015■■■■■ by Thepunisher: 9:25am On Oct 09, 2015
please sign me up. I'm in.

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