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Please move this to Jokes section

Enterpreneur ke.
All I need is for Aliko to give me 1 million dollars for 'capital' and not look for me again.

Just here for no reason.












except
FTC

Na Kolanut dey that plate?

Fam, you ain't ever lied.

tolutweety:
...but you know na.Destination still remains same,we know where we are headed to.

No, it isn't.
Who made this guy a CPS?

lolaxavier:
The governor, who reacted through his Chief Press Secretary, Mr. Idowu Adelusi, said, “The governor has the power to hire and fire. The position of a permanent secretary is political and is at the discretion of the governor; enough of this blackmail.

83lagosroad:
The position is political so I don't see anything wrong in what fayose did

What year?

LordMecuzy:
E Be like we wey School for AUN,Yola go start our own thread too..

Must this CU thread grace our noble Nairaland front page?

Brb make I give my HIV patients their drugs.. TDF/3TC/EFV

Not everything is available on Social media or on official channels.

Go to the villages and find out if they don't know their daughters/ sons are missing.

The Chibok case was peculiar because of the way it happened.

Let's be happy for the ones that have been rescued and pray for those to come.
Also, arrange for their rehabilitation and integration back into the society.

I hope we have enough Shrinks in this country.

Lol.. Old enough to still get into O&G.

SQLmastar:
how old are you now ?

I hardly take pictures of myself so I don't even have pictures to use as DP.
I'm too busy to even chat sef. Nowadays, I'll rather call if it's really urgent.

FB: since October
Whatsapp: since October
NL: since January
BBM: since yesterday. I've not used a personal picture there for about 2 months. No, 3.

I no even get plenty cloth to dey show.
Na wetin do Iyanya, now no cloth to snap with again. Na top.less, him dey do.

Not walk in the rain..

Wait for the Bus with her.

dhardline:
Simply give the keys to my old friend to drive the old woman home and then walk in the rain with the love of my life.

Loool

Oga, go open Church..

demmy0325:
Dnt wori.. This will make fp on sunday..

PDiddy won a $250,000 bet with Mark Wahlberg. Diddy backed Money, Mark backed Pacman.

That na the real betting..

Michael Jordan made $94 million off of his NBA contracts throughout his career.
Messi's yearly salary is about $22 million.

Floyd Mayweather will reportedly make $180 million tonight.

Anyone here watching Floyd vs Manny?

I don't think Manny would win a points decision in Vegas.

Only option he has is a Knockout..

For Humanity's sake, I hope Manny wins.

Pacman has got Jimmy Kimmel behind him..

LMAO..

It's about to go down.

National anthems about to be sang.

This Budgit guys are really trying though..

It's not an easy business..
Demystifying the system, that is...

Some people and some people are on some people's DP.

Welcome to my Birth Month.
The Month of Awesomeness
The month of the most expensive fight in the history of Boxing

Birthday is in 22 days.
I've started accepting gifts.

Cash preferred. Thank you very much.

Tolutweety
Veevean1
Okzcorp
Davide470
Scrypt
Lero15
Cutetonye009
Beau49
Jamean
Singlefade25
MizMyColi
Ilori1930
Uchboggy
Cocolav
MarvellousGod
Eldeevee
Dasher90
Socialrecluse
Cc150615

Lol.. No be by force nau..

Take heart Cocolav.

The Lord is your strength..

Them never pay me since 2013.

falaxy:
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ondo state promises to pay at the end of the year for 5000naira per month, but you know politicians

Michael J. Dolan: Senior Vice President, Exxon Mobil| Not HR Manager

Here's is a copy of the mail you received on a 419 Whistle Blowing site.

Next time, if in doubt, Just Google.

The above didn't take me 4 minutes to find out.

Enjoy the rest of your day.
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Did it Raw. _{That sounded dirty but whatevs}
It's tempting to give it some good ol' steaming, I know.

pretydiva:
Op did u boil d meat 1st or u did it raw?

You no mention me.
And Na me be OP of Andela thread and you no mention me.
Go start From page 1.
Request denied.

toystars:
Now you have kill me and I have die...

@cc150615, @veevean, @SocialRecluse, @almostGREAT, @davide470, @Lero15, @Dasher90, @adeaks, @ilori1930, @singlefade25, @Ferdybaba. I hail oooo... You know say Jesus don die for our sin ehn. His blood should be enough to enable me skip this 400page NL novel na... Na beg I dey beg ooo

Hmm

Flesh and Blood didn't reveal this to you.
Na Experience.

ednut1:
lmao, wat i knw is follow ur instincts. most times hv noticed interviewers dnt care about ur answers bt ur composure and confidence. u can say rubbish with confidence all thru nd get d job

[size=20pt]I'm confused [/size]

irunoobo:
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Rubbish list someone who cant even break into liverpools first team ahead of the likes of Balotelli and kolo toure is nominated, smh. she must have used her bottom power for this nomination.


qoute me and die of ebola [/size]

Congrats Asisat. #YNWA