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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by TheRealAdonye(m): 10:07pm On Jan 02, 2015

I'm just making this post so the number of posts would no longer be 6666.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2014 ★ by TheRealAdonye(op): 9:33pm On Jan 02, 2015

Hey Tolutweety, Goodluck trying to convince Okzcorp to put up his picture.

btw, I think he's on Cybertical.

Celebrities › Re: Nuella Njubigbo Flaunts Amazing Post-pregnancy Body(Photos) by TheRealAdonye(m): 9:31pm On Jan 02, 2015

Hahaha..

rattlesnake:
Am yet to gain anything meaningful on NL since 2015 began

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2014 ★ by TheRealAdonye(op): 9:24pm On Jan 02, 2015

That would be disclosed in due course. Just nominate for now.

adeaks:
If I may ask how are the winners gonna be determined? Are we gonna be voting for the nominees or the winners will be determined by our Ogas at the top

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2014 ★ by TheRealAdonye(op): 9:20pm On Jan 02, 2015

lol. Fixed.

veevean1:
TheRealAdonye ... No19 this year as in 2015?

*Strolls out*
Lemme start viewing profiles

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2014 ★ by TheRealAdonye(op): 8:18pm On Jan 02, 2015*

1. Thread Creator of the year: Award for the Person with the most number of sensible job threads

2. Most Helpful Joblander: Award for the Person who shares past questions most

3. Sense maker of the year: An Award for the Person with most number of informed comments on the job section

4. Funniest Joblander: Person whose comments bring smile to your face despite Unemployment/ Under Employment

5. Gate crasher of the year: Someone who has gatecrashed a lot of tests this year or someone whose gatecrashing experience paid off

6. Funniest Moniker (Male and Female): The people whose monikers elicit at least a Chuckle regardless of the state of your job hunt

7. Most Secretive Joblander: These set of people always like to take information without giving. We know at least one. If you don't know, then you're probably one of them.

8. Most Motivational Joblander: This person always has a way of motivating job seekers, helping them keep their hopes alive and encouraging them to keep trying because there's light at the end of the tunnel.

9. Most Inquisitive Joblander: This person will even ask you the content of a regret mail.

10. Most friendly (Male and Female): He/ She is down to earth and always very courteous to both known and unknown posters even in the face of provocation

11. Always Online Award: The most frequent user in the section. Someone you will always find in one thread or the other in the section

12. Most Handsome/ Most Beautiful: If working in a world class company was by who fine pass, this person would be the CEO. To be nominated, you have to have a profile picture that would be up for the duration of this awards.

13. Mr Casanova: This is the woman wrapper award. This would go to that poster who seizes every opportunity to chat up the ladies in the section.

14. Miss Dainty: The female user who seems to attract the most attention from the guys.

15. Most Connected: That poster who seems to be aware of job vacancies even before the positions become officially vacant and only posts confirmed vacancies

16. Legend Of the ~~Seeker~~ Job Section: That poster who opened an account before the Nairaland tsunami and has carved a niche for himself/herself in the section.

17. Webster Of the year: The poster with the best use of words, grammar, style, poetry e.t.c

18. Best thread Derailer: The poster that always changes the flow of a thread. The person that the chat room was created for.

19. Best newcomer: Someone who became active in the section in the year 2014 and has made an impact within that time

20. Most Popular (Male and Female): Everybody knows them. People want to be them. Their mentions are perpetually on fire.

21. Poster of the year: Overall Baddo of the Job Section. This person has excelled in most categories above.

22. Thread of the year: The thread that made everybody take notice. Even if the job no concern you, you still dey put eye. The Chatroom is exempted from nomination

NB:
The maximum number of nominations per award is 5. Please, do not nominate more than 5 people for an award.

Let the nominations begin.

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Jobs/Vacancies › ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2014 ★ by TheRealAdonye(op): 8:15pm On Jan 02, 2015*

Announcer:

LADIES and GENTLEMEN, welcome:

Adonye of the House The Real,
The First of His Name,
Protector of the Job realm and most importantly,
Host of the JSAs

*crowd goes wild*

Adonye:
Thank you, Thank you.
Y'all are far too kind

Welcome to the first annual Job/Vacancies section awards hereinafter known as referred to as the JSAs
Why has it taken so long?
and That's what no girl has ever said.
I'm sorry, I had to get that in there.

Before I go on, I'll like to give respect to whom it is due.

First of all, ~~Go down low~~ I'll like to acknowledge the moderators of this section, Uboma and Davide470. Fantastic job, you guys are doing.

As any one who has ever written a job test knows, Rules are

THESE ARE THE RULES

1. PLEASE DO NOT USE ANY OTHER COLOUR TO POST COMMENTS ON THIS THREAD, ASIDE BLACK. OTHER COLOURS ARE RESERVED FOR THE ORIGINAL POSTER (OP) AND THE MODERATOR. PLEASE LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS AND CONGRATULATORY MESSAGES IN BLACK AND WHITE.

ACCEPTANCE MESSAGES BY WINNERS CAN HOWEVER BE MADE IN COLOR.

2. THIS THREAD WOULD SERVE AS THE THREAD FOR EVERYTHING CONCERNING THE AWARDS.

3. YOU COULD ALSO NOMINATE YOURSELF

4. ALL OTHER NAIRALAND RULES APPLY

I'm TheRealAdonye, your host for the year, and I welcome you once again to the 2014 JSAs cheesy

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by TheRealAdonye(m): 6:06pm On Jan 02, 2015

Of course na.
Ice killed eet.

I was waiting for Jesse's.
Also, I wondered why Brymo didn't get a verse.

tolutweety:
Heard the reply by Ice Prince? #Certified D.ope#
..chk on youtube...

I need you too brother

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by TheRealAdonye(m): 5:57pm On Jan 02, 2015

I'm actually listening to this song right now.

tolutweety:
** walks into the thread singing**

I no go fit climb this mountain on my own
I no go reach top if i go alone
I no fit finish up unless you come along
I need you ma brother

This life no be hollywood
If i offend you,padi mi ma binu
Sebi wen you fall ,na me go carry you
You need me too ma brother

As you wish me well, I wish you well too.

Thanks for the recognition lero15. Let's do it again this year

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by TheRealAdonye(m): 5:20pm On Jan 02, 2015

Yes, categories for that coming up in a few.

Oshey 208..

Lero15:
Looollll... and like the *Jealouser* of the year

Disclaimer- This is not the general awards... Just wanted to show my way of appreciating people here. The awards programme is still ongoing, I think... cc TherealAdonye

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Phones › Re: How Much Did You Spend On Data Subscription In 2014 ? by TheRealAdonye(m): 2:46pm On Jan 01, 2015

52/3 * 3500 = 60,666.66

So approx 61k

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by TheRealAdonye(m): 1:58am On Jan 01, 2015

Happy New Year everyone.
You guys impacted my 2014 more than you'll probably ever know.
Have an awesome '15.

Adonye

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Job/ Vacancies Section Awards Discussion Thread by TheRealAdonye(op): 1:56am On Jan 01, 2015

Happy New Year, guys..

Any one wants to add anymore categories?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Job/ Vacancies Section Awards Discussion Thread by TheRealAdonye(op): 12:00pm On Dec 31, 2014

Now we're talking. Thanks once again.

Lero15:
Genius for 2014-passes most tests

Interview expert-knows interview answers

Most versatile

Most hilarious

cutest...male/female

Poster of the year

Most generous-shares materials free

Most impactful-always ready to help

Most popular

E-brawler of the year

...

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Job/ Vacancies Section Awards Discussion Thread by TheRealAdonye(op): 11:33am On Dec 31, 2014

Thank you..

Lero15:
Categories..
Not nomination yet

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by TheRealAdonye(m): 7:34am On Dec 31, 2014

The Job/ Vacancies Section awards discussion thread

Jobs/Vacancies › Job/ Vacancies Section Awards Discussion Thread by TheRealAdonye(op): 7:26am On Dec 31, 2014

Good morning, everyone

Welcome to the Job/Vacancies Section awards discussion thread. I have discovered that we've never had a full blown awards. We've just had an award for 'Poster of the year' in previous years.

So, this thread is to get suggestions on categories and other information you deem necessary for us to consider to put together the first ever Job/Vacancies Section Awards (JSA ).

Thank you.

cc

Uboma
Davide470
Smallpeepee
SingleFade25
Ferdybaba
cc150515
Veevean1
Tolutweety
Lero15
Jamean
bisiboom
Savant
Okzcorp
Electrique
MarvellousGod
Kittkattyy
Shahzadnonso
Cocolav
Ziidamsel
slimtriggaman
Mcpat
Obyno
Atk1nson
Ziidamsel
2sexy1
wonda26
elladamsel
iv4fb
Tmany
faith2ogesco
ilori1930
Xtrasmooth404
Maya2pretty
Ghostlady
Kissq
adewumiopeyemi

et al

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by TheRealAdonye(m): 7:20am On Dec 31, 2014

*accepts honour*

I would do my best, Sire..

davide470:
The ball lies in your court sire.

Kneel**

You are by this notice, delegated to anchor the Job's Section Award (JSA). Outline a chain of proceedings and see it be fulfilled.

Rise ~~a Knight~~ an Anchor**

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by TheRealAdonye(m): 12:06pm On Dec 30, 2014

My plot cost pass Banana island Cc150615

Jamean:
You can also get a plot from Adonye.

Nairaland General › Re: Characteristics Of An E-attention Freak by TheRealAdonye(m): 11:55am On Dec 30, 2014

Lool, I've never done any of this but let's see how No. 2 pans out. .

Like for Kachisbarbie - Share for Ireneony

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by TheRealAdonye(m): 5:27am On Dec 30, 2014

Meanwhile davide470, are we going to have a job section awards?

Na question o.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by TheRealAdonye(m): 5:25am On Dec 30, 2014

Just reserving choice real estate on this page.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by TheRealAdonye(m): 10:05pm On Dec 29, 2014

I've not forgotten. .

Ferdybaba:
Looking forward to the 200th page starter with the accompanying prize that will follow

Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by TheRealAdonye(m): 4:13pm On Dec 29, 2014

@ The Bolded. Just brilliant..

whitemosquito:
For those of us still struggling with the word count, and understanding what flash fiction is, this should make an interesting read- anniemcmahon.hubpages.com/hub/flashfictionforeveryone

@anakadrian, Lol. It takes a lot more to ruffle anything of mine..And I dont have feathers, you do. Thats why you were quacking about your work being stolen. Lol.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by TheRealAdonye(m): 3:40pm On Dec 28, 2014

Lool.. Please.. This doesn't come close to LNG

faith2ogesco:
D longest job thread ever for a set continues increasing.all hail UAC..... Gbosa gbosa gbosaaaaaaaaaa

Politics › Re: The Political Observers! by TheRealAdonye(m): 9:04pm On Dec 27, 2014

I don't subscribe to your school of thought..

Here’s Robert Reich, former secretary of labor and now a professor at Berkeley stating my exact opinion.
This applies to Nigeria as well..

[img]http://bleedingheartlibertarians.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ReichBeingSilly.tiff[/img]

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by TheRealAdonye(m): 12:49pm On Dec 27, 2014

Welcome.

I like to keep tabs on Underground acts and I know one very good one whose name is your monicker. Are you he?

AsherStorm:
No one here seem to be interested in welcoming a new member into d room.
I'd keep watching then

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by TheRealAdonye(m): 12:25pm On Dec 27, 2014

#TeamPage200Before010115

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by TheRealAdonye(m): 12:23pm On Dec 27, 2014

Burrofcos... I'm hardly ever wrong.

Lero15:
Now, my version

[i]Jamean we hav so many things in common, she is also a birthday mate with my sister..beautiful, wonderful and jovial personality, so free and fun. TherealAdonye was right. We had some time to chat & plan b4 all of una com dividends of showing up early

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by TheRealAdonye(m): 12:21pm On Dec 27, 2014

Lool.. So na wetin I do be that?

cc150615:
Yea they did a good job. many Thanks to:
okzcorp **** for coordinating the meeting
Therealadonye for coming too early nd then rushing off
onome710 for the sweet stories
Scrypt for letting me share ur food
nd cc150615 for the feminine touch.

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