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Events › Re: 11 Categories Of Guys You Meet At A Wedding. by TheRealAdonye(m): 8:50am On Dec 19, 2014

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Events › Re: 11 Categories Of Guys You Meet At A Wedding. by TheRealAdonye(m): 8:12pm On Dec 18, 2014

You forgot my own group: The Oil and Gas group. I'm a member by association. All the bridesmaids expect us. Some groomsmen are part of us. The wedding guests. . Well..

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Health › Re: Ways Not To Treat A Fat Guy! by TheRealAdonye(m): 9:18pm On Dec 17, 2014

Interesting

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Graduate Trainees At Mannich Consulting by TheRealAdonye(m): 10:20am On Dec 17, 2014

Fixed..

francizy:
OK thanks ~~man~~ Lady.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by TheRealAdonye(m): 9:06am On Dec 17, 2014

084 is the telephone code of Rivers state.

mtor:
084?? Is it unknown

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by TheRealAdonye(m): 9:04am On Dec 17, 2014

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by TheRealAdonye(m): 8:59am On Dec 17, 2014

You mean the 084? wink

cc150615:
We're waiting for u to give us the 411 na

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Graduate Trainees At Mannich Consulting by TheRealAdonye(m): 8:57am On Dec 17, 2014

But shey they're recruiting for another company?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by TheRealAdonye(m): 7:35am On Dec 17, 2014

I'm away for like a minute and I have ~~three pages to catch up on~~. Make that four. Wondafu.

Anyway, welcome to the new people on here.
Kayce911, Welcome Bro
and
GhostLady, Ise Loogun Ise, Ise Takun Takun
Your state was my home for a year

Good morning to both old and New.
I hope you guys are preparing to close for the year.

Ehen, Scrypt, cc150615 and Okzcorp, How is our PH planning going?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Graduate Trainees At Mannich Consulting by TheRealAdonye(m): 1:05pm On Dec 16, 2014

Nice..

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: OPEN JOB'S - December 2014 by TheRealAdonye(m): 12:58pm On Dec 16, 2014

Nice one..

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Romance › Re: Why You Should Cook For Your Partner by TheRealAdonye(m): 8:54pm On Dec 15, 2014

I actually do believe that's sorted for her.. cc kachisbarbie

pocohantas:
OP is looking for husband .
Don't worry the God of Shiloh would do it for you.

Romance › Re: Why You Should Cook For Your Partner by TheRealAdonye(m): 8:52pm On Dec 15, 2014

Lool..
There's no way I would survive on only noodles for 2 days straight..

Ezibless:
See them!

We're not talking about cooking noodles o

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by TheRealAdonye(m): 6:16pm On Dec 15, 2014

Yass!!

because. .

Feminism..

singlefade25:
hahahaha. The guys should host the ladies. Shikena.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by TheRealAdonye(m): 6:15pm On Dec 15, 2014

Bonny no be GRA junction o..
E use style far..

okzcorp:
You can only edit the quote not the post.I recommend you guys visit Bonny beach carnival

Romance › Re: Why You Should Cook For Your Partner by TheRealAdonye(m): 5:51pm On Dec 15, 2014

If you genuinely love it and don't see it as a Chore then you'll enjoy it.

The question then is how many ladies genuinely love cooking?

Me, I can't shout. Thank God I know my way in the kitchen. .

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by TheRealAdonye(m): 5:47pm On Dec 15, 2014

Oga Scrypt, what say you?

okzcorp:
Scrypt, you've got a challenge. Am socialphobic.

Jokes Etc › Re: The Best Of Nigeria’s’ “they Tried To….” Proverbs by TheRealAdonye(op): 5:44pm On Dec 15, 2014

cc Ben13, dani1luv

Jokes Etc › The Best Of Nigeria’s’ “they Tried To….” Proverbs by TheRealAdonye(op): 2:33pm On Dec 15, 2014*

by @King_AMaz

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It all started with a Mexican proverb, “They tried to bury us, they didn’t know we were seeds.” What they didn’t know as well was that we (Nigerians) are a nation of absolutely no chill. And so in the spirit of unchill that we persistently dwell in, we took to social media to drop our own versions.

At first, I saw:-

“They tried to DROWN us. Them no know say we be GARRI. Na so we come dey rise. Dey swell.”

From then on, it was a competition to come up with the silliest variation. Just plain hilarious. Check these out.

“They tried to cut us but they didn’t know we were Onions, now they’re Crying.”

“#TheyTriedTo frustrate us, they didn’t know we are Arsenal fans.”

Ouch.

“They tried to corrupt us… But they didn’t know we were Nigerians…”

“They tried to drown us but they didn’t know we were plastic bottles. We floated to the top.”

“They tried to give use away, dey didn’t knw we are offerings. Now we are back in thousand folds.”

LMAO. And @_Ortodox said
“They tried to rap.e us. They didn’t know we were horn.y. Who is sweating now?”
That one is just plain wrong. LMAO.

“#TheyTriedTo steal our church shoes; they didn’t know we were Cele.”

The meanest one I’ve seen is by @DEMIIIGOD saying

“They tried to bomb us. But they dint know we were Shina rambo. We can’t blow.”

Why evils?! Diaris God o.

“They tried to drown us but they no know say we be detergent we come they bubble…”

“They tried to pound us. They didn’t know we are like fufu.. the harder you pound us the tougher we become.”

“They tried to grab us, them no know say we be ogbono, na so we start to dey draw ”

Like really, nigga?

And the meanness continued with
“They tried to break up with us. They didn’t know we were Taylor Swift. Oshheeyy, new album”

HAHA!

“They tried to strip us, they didn’t know we were high tension wire, naso shock catch them.”

“They tried to knack us, they didn’t know that we were akpako.”

And @peekaymila said,

“They tried to swallow us… them no know say we be JEDI JEDI.”

“They tried to dismiss us they didn’t know we were super eagles. We don already go home”

“The tried to minus us, they didnt no we were negative people so we added.”

Deep!

And another mean one. Haba guys!

“Lol they tried to copy My Dress sense, them no know say I be Kcee”

You’ve gotta love the way @_thatSlyguy put it.

“They tried to fire us, dem no know say we be clay. We con dey shine
*wait for it*
Like Terracotta!!”
https://miabaga.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/unh.jpg

“And they tried to burn us, they didn’t know we were Shadrach, Meschach and Abednego.”
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"They tried to lock us out, they didn't know we were APC "

Which one is your favourite? Plus, drop any you’ve seen that we haven’t included.

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Celebrities › Re: Photos: Wizkid Walks Out Of Headies Awards In Anger by TheRealAdonye(m): 12:57pm On Dec 15, 2014

All I see is Wizkid walking..

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Celebrities › Re: Surulere! Patoranking Reveals He Used To Be A Bricklayer And Rat Poison Seller by TheRealAdonye(m): 10:37am On Dec 15, 2014

Whayasay!!

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Politics › Re: Aftermath of PDP Primaries: Senators Plot To Impeach Mark by TheRealAdonye(m): 10:30am On Dec 15, 2014

Lool.. That man never tire?

Meanwhile most of these Senators lost because they're Abuja politicians.
Their constituents no dey see their breaklight sef.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by TheRealAdonye(m): 10:26am On Dec 15, 2014

Hey people,

I also have an IT Admin position to be filled at PHWBC.
It requires a knowledge of Networking, System Administration, etc.

I can help pass on your CV/ Resume for an Interview. Attach a Cover Letter.

Good luck

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NYSC › Re: What Would You Do Differently Given A Second Chance To Serve? by TheRealAdonye(m): 10:00am On Dec 15, 2014

Lool Guy! I don't doubt you one bit..

Na so all of us know you for CDS..

But I improve small nau. Most people bin know me for CDS too..

onome710:
Awwww. That was one thing I enjoyed to the max! Yes! I owned my camp. Everyone knew 'ONOME' *winks*
Well, what I'll do differently? 1.Save! Although it would still be hard considering the small allawee.
2. Start job hunting back then.
3. Do extra lessons for extra pay.

Celebrities › Re: Headies Award 2014 Holds 8pm, This Evening; Here Are Your Nominees(see List) by TheRealAdonye(m): 9:58pm On Dec 14, 2014

He just said out loud what everyone was thinking..

tonididdy:
uti just askd d prdsenter if d crowd was rented? Haha deaded

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by TheRealAdonye(m): 9:53pm On Dec 14, 2014

You sabi wash sha..

You should open a Laundromat..

Jamean:
...and yours, overwhelming!

*doffs hat*

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by TheRealAdonye(m): 9:47pm On Dec 14, 2014

Hehe.. Of course, I know. Impressive by the way.

Jamean:
You know the level nau...I sighted your view and I viewed also

Politics › Re: 2015-Eligibility: Tension Over Jonathan's Fate As Supreme Court Decides In 48Hrs by TheRealAdonye(m): 9:46pm On Dec 14, 2014

Political Hullabaloo..

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by TheRealAdonye(m): 9:41pm On Dec 14, 2014

Lool.. If I hear..

Jamean:
Hahaha! Your apprentice is loyal Sir.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by TheRealAdonye(m): 9:36pm On Dec 14, 2014

Jamean interned under James Bond when it comes to Espionage..

Scrypt:
Lol. I was a casorite just in Part 5, 09/10 and wasn't exactly very active.

Errrrrr, and don't tell me you joined the detective crew? If not how'd you know we finished from the same alma mater?

Celebrities › Re: Headies Award 2014 Holds 8pm, This Evening; Here Are Your Nominees(see List) by TheRealAdonye(m): 9:27pm On Dec 14, 2014

How much did they pay these Screamers?

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