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Health / Re: The Sex Act Almost Everyone Does That Could Be Fuelling Throat Cancer by TheRealestGuy(m): 1:46am On Sep 19
Nigerians mostly lack comprehension skills man, it's tiring.

The culprit here is clearly HPV and not oral secs itself.

So, if you and your partner have both tested negative for HPV, just do your thing, but stay faithful and test yourselves at least once a year.

PS: HPV and Herpes are very common out there so as a man, only eat tested punnani but stuff dem chicks buccal cavity with your bbc as always, dem a lov it grin

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Gives Each Minister 1,200 Bags Of Rice To Distribute As Palliatives by TheRealestGuy(m): 1:19am On Sep 16
Imagine minister of solid minerals sharing rice.

Is this now part of his portfolio?

Please helinues, yarimo, and , can 3 of you explain to us how this will help alleviate rising inflation and hunger in Nigeria?

Help we the "naysayers" understand sad

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Crime / Re: Drug Baron Suleiman Ganiu Aremu 'Barryshine' Arrested by TheRealestGuy(m): 12:33am On Sep 14
So many fuji and juju artistes in Yoruba land have songs praising this same criminal.

Same way Igbo artistes praise many criminals in their songs.

Safe to say that these artistes are a big part of the problem of Nigeria.

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Politics / Re: NNPCL Gives Update On Dangote Refinery Petrol Price, Purchase by TheRealestGuy(m): 11:29am On Sep 13
DevilsEqual:
cheesy

NNPCL looks organized that ever, but Kyari is still shii

I am suspecting that this negotiation is as a result of the FG considering to return partial subsidy


Either way, it is for Good and....

God Bless PBAT

Considering to return subsidy when it has been confirmed that trillions have already been spent on subsidy between 2023 and 2024?

Keep deceiving yourself.
Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Naira Devaluation Worsens Cost Of Fuel Importation As Nigeria Spent N5T by TheRealestGuy(m): 4:06pm On Sep 12
DevilsEqual:
cheesy

We are currently trying to reform our Economy and this is 100% normal


I hope you will have the strength to compile useless articles when the whole thing starts paying off

Same thing you people said until Buhari wasted 8 years chasing shadows and mortgaging Nigerias future to build railway to
Nigér Republic.

You sound like a broken record ogbéni!

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Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Naira Devaluation Worsens Cost Of Fuel Importation As Nigeria Spent N5T by TheRealestGuy(m): 4:02pm On Sep 12
CodeTemplarr:
Africa and senseless politics. The decision to float Naira shouldnt be tagged Tinubu's policy. It was simply unaffordable and had to stop. Calling it Tinubu's is blaming Tinubu for shortage of forex earning and high Forex demand locally. I dont agree with that.

The buck always stops at the leader's table.

If you must float the currency, what have you done to increase FX earnings on the short or long term?

What level of impact assessment was done before the decision and what steps have you taken to ameliorate the consequences of such a decision?

Again, he asked for the job and cannot shy away from taking the blame now that things seem to be getting worse without any respite for the common man.

Abeg try another defense tactic cos this one won't fly!

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Politics / Re: MKO Abiola's Children Accuse Kola And Wuraola Of Diverting Their Inheritance by TheRealestGuy(m): 12:50pm On Sep 12
favor914:
A poor person like yourself will not understand what it is like to be from a wealthy polygamous family.

You've been noticed kid, now run along smiley

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Politics / Re: MKO Abiola's Children Accuse Kola And Wuraola Of Diverting Their Inheritance by TheRealestGuy(m): 9:23am On Sep 12
Sounds to me like the legendary MKO gave birth to a bunch of lazy, entitled children, whose only "achievement" in life was being born by their father.

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Politics / Re: ‘You’ve Disappointed Those Who Saw You As Messiah’, Gani Adams Writes Tinubu by TheRealestGuy(m): 6:28pm On Sep 11
Triangles1:
I used to see him as savior but now....



Otilo.


What I like about Yorubas, if their brother do good they will support him and if he do bad they will be the first to castrate him, I've seen many pro Yorubas condemning Tinubu pattern of ruling unlike other tribes that when you talk against their leaders they'll insult you from head to toes or tags you as tribals bigots.

Which other tribes are you talking about? Say it with your full chest, don't be a coward.

Meanwhile, its obvious that Tinubu brought calamity to the economy so only mentally deranged people can still support him at this point.

Also, the ultimate question is whether Yorubas will vote him en mass again in 2027 or not, because any condemnation will amount to nothing if you people decide to vote him again because "omo wa ni".

Knowing Nigerians and how easy it is to trigger bigotry in them, I see you people still voting the disaster en mass in 2027, especially if PO is contesting.

I hope I'm proven wrong.

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Crime / Re: Two suicide attempts foiled on Third Mainland Bridge by TheRealestGuy(m): 8:23am On Sep 09
AjegunleBoy:

Lolz!
😂

Baba, d situation now don pass who vote yekini or Obi now oo!
Everybody brain don reset by force.

Abeg make we 4get who vote for who join hands 2geda collectively speak wit one voice and fight our common enemy!

Fortunately for us, most jagaban supporters don repent and ready to apply sense in next subsequent elections.

Shalom
cool

For you to make that last statement means you don't understand how easy it is for politicians to activate the bigotry and ethnic chauvinism in Nigerians, especially when Igbos are involved in any political race.

We will be here in 2027 when it happens again.

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Politics / Re: Mystery Of Dangote Refinery In Nigerian Oil Politics By Farooq Kperogi by TheRealestGuy(m): 11:24am On Sep 07
DeLaRue:
NNPC bought OVH from 3 joint venture partners, one of which was Oando.

So, OVH was never owned by Oando alone.

Having bought OVH filling stations, NNPC then merged it's own existing filling stations (NNPC retail) with OVH and decided to call the combined businesses OVH.

Where is the controversy here.

You just needlessly and mischievously sprinkled your usual biased article with Mr Tinubu and Oando's names to deceive your naive readers that somehow they were involved in dirty transactions.

NNPC bought OVH about 2 or 3 years ago. Oando no longer has anything to do with OVH since then.

Your claim that the Tinubus own Oando is also legally false. Oando is owned by its thousands of shareholders who are ordinary everyday Nigerians- including teachers, nurses, bricklayers, lawyers etc. Are these people Tinubu family members? With just N5000 any one can buy Oando shares and also become a co-owner of Oando.

Mr Kperogi, you can only deceive people who lack knowledge.

We remember how you used to dance around and avoid direct criticism of Mr Buhari during his 8 years in office.

You can't tolerate a Southern president that you can't control. That's what this is all about.

By the way, you wrote then that your mates inside Aso Rock had assured you Mr Tinubu would never win the APC primaries or be allowed to become President. What eventually happened?


Imagine acquiring three companies that are much more smaller than yours, then taking the name of the smaller companies you acquired?

Where is that done? That's a first in history.

OP is very right that something isn't right, and both the govt and NNPC at the minimum, owe us transparency and accountability regarding not just the merger and acquisition, but the other pertinent issues raised in this post.

Unless you're an agabadorian who detests accountability.

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Man Gets Arrested By FBI As He Lands In US For Millions Of Dollar Fraud by TheRealestGuy(m): 11:43pm On Sep 05
hedonido:
There are thousands of Nigerian yahoo boys living in the same US who did this covid scam thing and are still actively yahooing, yet they haven't been all rounded up.

So I think the FBI either exploits mistakes on the part of the scammer or prioritises scammers with multi million dollar heists.

Yes they prioritize.

They definitely know about most of them, but usually only expend resources on nabbing the big fishes.

For the small timers, na another crime go still hold them one day, once they commit another serious felony, na that time many other cases go come out.

E no easy to be criminal aje no peace of mind cheesy

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Education / Re: Academic Excellence: Nigerian First Professors In Fields Of Human Endeavours by TheRealestGuy(m): 2:56am On Sep 05
PureFace1:


You guys and your pathetic attempts to rewrite history

Kenneth Dike is the first Professor of History not the first professor in Nigeria

Having spasms over the first professor as if it put food on anyone's table?

Once it comes to tribalism, una vein go strong, una eye go red.

See the abysmal thing you are almost crying about.

First professor, not even first inventor or discoverer.

You better reserve your energy to fight the corrupt politicians who, irrespective of ethnic group, have banded together to steal your future.

angry

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Politics / Re: CBN: $6.96 Billion Current Account Surplus Coming In 12 Months by TheRealestGuy(m): 8:57am On Sep 04
Ikaeniyan0:
Stop speaking on my behalf

You conveniently left out the other parts of my quote cheesy

Omo, this una propaganda job don too cast.

No go try all these in real life cos you will regret it.

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Politics / Re: CBN: $6.96 Billion Current Account Surplus Coming In 12 Months by TheRealestGuy(m): 8:53am On Sep 04
post=131846654:

Why not keep silent if you have nothing reasonable to contribute to the topic.
Na so so bitternes and Cho Cho Cho.....
People dey o

And what have you contributed to the thread yourself but bigotry and poorly disguised ethnic dog whistling?

Why not call your other Tinubu Media group WhatsApp group members so you all can joyfully extol and ululate Tinubu's achievements to the high heavens?

undecided

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Politics / Re: CBN: $6.96 Billion Current Account Surplus Coming In 12 Months by TheRealestGuy(m): 8:46am On Sep 04
Ikaeniyan0:
This thread would have been in page 5 by now if this is a bad news about Nigeria economy

Neither do you seem excited by the news yourself cheesy

All these mean nothing when the average Nigerian is dealing with the triple whammy of hyper inflation, petrol scarcity and heightened insecurity.

Don't try to gaslight anyone, you don't have the range for it angry

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Food / Re: We Sell Coated Peanut In Wholesale and Retail. Our Location Is Abuja. by TheRealestGuy(m): 2:13am On Sep 04
Swinger60:
Happy children's day to all the cuties.

Buy coated peanut from me and celebrate your children, put a smile on their faces today.

we have a pack of 26pieces.
we also sell in any size you want.

I love my children no be for mouth, show am today. ��

Order peanut for them.

0802 083 7082

Do you still sell these?

How fresh are they?
Politics / Re: Fuel Scarcity: Tinubu’s Incompetence Has Been Exposed – CUPP by TheRealestGuy(m): 10:01am On Sep 03
Obaofaba:
Tinubu is really a mistake that shouldn't have happened.

I take responsibility for being part of those that brought him to power.

He's an irredeemable failure.

Out of curiosity, what made you support and vote him initially?

Tribalism, his competence or pure folly?

cheesy
Politics / Re: Debt To Petrol Suppliers Threatening Fuel Supply - NNPC by TheRealestGuy(m): 9:28am On Sep 03
TheRealestGuy:
Jobbers and bigots like yarimo, helinues, madridguy and mannabbqgrill will be conspicuously absent from threads like this for obvious reasons.

NNPC is a cesspit of corruption with shameless people at its helm of affairs.

Of course when you talk about the glaring incompetence and padi padi corruption being facilitated by the deviant president called Tinubu, the above mentioned muppets immediately label you IPOB, unpatriotic or Shinedu.

What a pathetic govt and its moronic supporters.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria's Unemployed; How Are You Surviving? by TheRealestGuy(m): 8:36am On Sep 03
Soulrebel2:


I'm in need of a Job bro. I'm currently in lagos

It's a Sales job that will be commission based, but you get transport allowance monthly.

You will be trained on the product before start.

Still interested?
Crime / Re: Amaka Sonnberger Faces Two-Year Jail Term Or Deportation Over Hate Speech by TheRealestGuy(m): 8:30am On Sep 03
TUTU147:
I don't support what she said,but what about the Edo guy in Australia threatening Igbos, telling Edo boys to start shooting every igbo both home and abroad.My only joy is that no tribe can single handedly over run the Igbos, God Almighty made it like that.If truly Igbos are our problem,why not allowed them go.

You can also report the Edo guy to Australian authorities.

There's no but on this one, she deserves minimum of 10 years imprisonment followed by deportation.

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Crime / Re: Amaka Sonnberger Faces Two-Year Jail Term Or Deportation Over Hate Speech by TheRealestGuy(m): 8:29am On Sep 03
2 years is too small if you ask me.

She deserves at least 10 years, followed by deportation.

An animal in human skin that one.

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Politics / Re: Debt To Petrol Suppliers Threatening Fuel Supply - NNPC by TheRealestGuy(m): 1:05am On Sep 02
Jobbers and bigots like yarimo, helineus, madridguy and mannabbqgrill will be conspicuously absent from threads like this for obvious reasons.

NNPC is a cesspit of corruption with shameless people at its helm of affairs.

Of course when you talk about the glaring incompetence and padi padi corruption being facilitated by the deviant president called Tinubu, the above mentioned muppets immediately label you IPOB, unpatriotic or Shinedu.

What a pathetic govt and its moronic supporters.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria's Unemployed; How Are You Surviving? by TheRealestGuy(m): 11:18pm On Sep 01
Morepips2her:


Says who?
Please rephrase......
I'm a single mum, a graduate with no job and it has not been easy surviving, feeding has always been from hand to mouth, my email is bombarded with CVs sent out to HRs,
Any legit hustle that will help put food on my table and make my daughter resume school would be highly appreciated, please

Hi there,

Are you still in need of a job?

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Crime / Re: Panic As Criminals Besiege Efab, Gwarimpa Bridge To Attack Residents by TheRealestGuy(m): 11:30pm On Aug 28
Alliswell248:



Go to india, thailand, cambodia and hear the language they speak in their prisons.....
Iigbo.

I have evidence if you dare me....

sore losers

The OP is about heightened insecurity in the FCT but you're convulsing about Cambodia and Thailand. What is the correlation?

I expect you to reply with another senseless comment which will be roundly ignored.

angry

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Politics / Re: 30-Day Lockdown Threat: Simon Ekpa Exploiting SE Governors' Weakness - Ohanaeze by TheRealestGuy(m): 10:16am On Aug 26
A lot of ignorant comments all over the thread.

Simon Ekpa has always used violence and threats of violence, via armed terrorists in the SE to enforce the sit at home.

The federal and state governments have failed to enforce proper security measures to guarantee citizens' safety so the people stay indoors to avoid being casualties.

Yes there are a lot of Igbos who openly rejoice when police and military men are killed but then, it is an obvious response to all of the extra judicial killings of their own people by those same forces over the years.

IPOB has continously distanced themselves from Simon Ekpa and his terrorists and what we're witnessing in the SE is the abject failure of Nigeria's security architecture.

It's a shameful situation and Ohaneze is right to call out the useless governors who have clearly been impotent in resolving the dire security situation.
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Neglected Abeokuta–Abule Egba Road – Onanuga by TheRealestGuy(m): 7:04pm On Aug 24
madridguy:
No lie or hating here. OBJ would rather fly helicopter to his Otta farm.

Abule egba/ Abeokuta road is the reason many Ogun State people hates him till today.

What nonsense are you talking about?

Obasanjo left govt in 2007, almost 20 years ago. You should cover your face in shame.
Politics / Re: FG Begins Disbursement Of ₦‎200 Billion To 75 Big Firms, MSMEs by TheRealestGuy(m): 9:45am On Aug 21
Afamed:


I will not waste my time and energy to spoon feed you

Then why mention me?

I was on my own and you jumped on my post claiming something that does not exist.

Crawl back to wherever you came from.

I will not dignify you with any further response.
Politics / Re: IGP Egbetokun: Tinubu Transformed My Life 24 Hours After I Met Him by TheRealestGuy(m): 9:43am On Aug 21
lexy2014:


so after rising to the peak of his career and occupying the office of the IGP, will he be loyal to tinubu who helped get to the peak or he will loyal to nigeria in the discharge of his duties?

if he has to make a decision that will compromise his relationship with tinubu but will favour nigeria, which will he do?

Please ignore that myopic idiot.
Politics / Re: IGP Egbetokun: Tinubu Transformed My Life 24 Hours After I Met Him by TheRealestGuy(m): 9:42am On Aug 21
vanitybutiwanti:
keep writing turenchi, you just pulled the chi thing out of your ass, real life is different from social media and being an IGP or rising to the peak of your career is no small feat, you're just trying to downplay his achievements because you don't support the President. If its easy go on to become the IGP of police In Nigeria or attain the peak of your career without scheming or kissing asses kid.

Apparently you're the actual kid who reduces serious matters to club football banter level of discussion - a clear indication of how low your level of thinking is.

I will no longer dignify you with a response after this.
Politics / Re: FG Begins Disbursement Of ₦‎200 Billion To 75 Big Firms, MSMEs by TheRealestGuy(m): 9:38am On Aug 21
Afamed:


This is a program Mr President announced late last year.
This is progr

N50,000 grant that will barely feed people for 2 weeks isn't anything to be excited about.

Also, when and how we're the big businesses selected to get the single digit billion naira loans?

Can you share any link?
Politics / Re: IGP Egbetokun: Tinubu Transformed My Life 24 Hours After I Met Him by TheRealestGuy(m): 9:26am On Aug 21
vanitybutiwanti:
Are you aware that it's that so called 'Enslavement' that made this man IGP, I'm not yoruba but you guys talk as if you live in alternate universes, if he had not kept in touch with Tinubu after he helped him in 1998, do you think he would have been IGP today? It seems many of you commenting on nairaland are kids, in the real world grown men regardless of their tribes kiss asses for advancement and favours, life is not a bed of roses.

It is such a parochial view of life that's problematic for someone like me who is Igbo.

In our culture, we denigrate such behaviour and strongly believe that only our "Chi" charts the course of our lives, and that whatever level we will attain is not dependent on any man.

Yes everyone understands that people kiss ass and do all sorts to curry favours but the ultimate question is this - is such behaviour beneficial or detrimental to society at large?

You are unable to rise above individualistic thinking to understand that only when the collective is okay will the individual flourish.

On a final note, we have seen IGPs like Tafa Balogun thoroughly disgraced and die as a villain so if you think becoming an IGP is so wonderful, let's check back in a few years.

That's how the disgraced criminal called Abba Kyari would also have become IGP one day and people like you will see nothing wrong with it because "it's human nature to kiss ass, steal, kill and do whatever it takes" to get to the top.

What you fail to realise is that's a hobesian state of nature which every society must strive to move away from, collectively, if we are ever to become an enlightened and advanced civilisation.

I will ignore your comment about kids and whatnot cos it's inconsequential to the argument.

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