Bill Gates is neither a doctor nor a public health practitioner yet he seems to have become a self made expert on health matters.

Bobloco:


Sometimes while trying to sound woke, you end up sounding stooooopid

Do you even know the meaning of woke? Obidients never disappoint

Jokerman:
Our next president Insha Allah.

Thieves and crooks fighting tooth and nail to stain your white, will ne'er succeed

He's no longer your current president?

ElSudani:


Obi's face is glue on Northerners arse.
Religious warrior by night, borehole digger by day.

When it comes to politics, the northerners are not as daft as his obidients. Those ones will accommodate him for now, after all what do they have to lose? They might even support him for 2027 knowing there's no way in hell he can defeat an incumbent, let alone the Jagaban himself. Then by 2031 they'll tell him it's the turn of the North.

Congratulations.
Please drive safe, always wear your helmet and be focused on your goals.
Above all, fear women.

The rest of the world has left us far behind but we insist on destroying ourselves with things that don't matter and will not benefit our children.

Peter Obi needs to go and apologize to this man Reno Omokri. This neck pressing is getting too much

Truth be told that election didn't seem free and fair.

Once you pay and move into the house forget about the outstanding electricity bill, they'll never pay it. The best way to deal with them is by paying them back in their own coin. Involve the Nepa officials, police and lawyer. So everything will be on record. Then clear the bills and enjoy your light. If there's no refund before you leave accumulate your own debt in any way you deem fit. It will be difficult for the landlady to throw you out if you've involved the officials ab initio.

iwaeda:


No, but I have properties in Lakowe and Amen Estate.

iwaeda:

I am not one of those expecting palliatives. God has been good to me. I stays around White sands and still waters.

What of Dubai and las Vegas? Kids that have never left their hometown talking nonsense online. Tomorrow you'll open another account to beg for money

Dennisochampa:


U just Wan talk for talking sake because u see people dey talk....
So no one have died in your family abi...

Even in USA or UK, have u not heard people die from very simple things that could have been avoided??

Everything na im una Wan blame government for

Dennisochampa:
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Foolish pikin..... U never answer my question.... What did Nigerian government do in this case.... Were there no other passengers in the vehicle?? Thief pikin

You're not well. So if people die everyday in your family does that make it universal or normal?

iwaeda:


Nigerians love lies and deception. Is refinery operations a closed system? Anyone staying around Eleko, Epe, Harmony, Amen would have feel the impact.

I doubt if you've ever been to Lagos. The Dangote refinery is one of if not the most important focal marketing points for the entire ibeju lekki area, more important even than the Deep Sea Port and the new international airport

Little by little we will get there

Nigeria failed him - From prevention of diseases to treatment to emergency medical services

They thought they could do without foreign students before. Now that they're being boycotted they're back with juicy offers.
If only Africa can realize it's true economic and leadership potentials, these small countries abroad will be the ones begging us for assistance!

Someone is not dead but funeral plans are being made for him already. They think they are enlightened but I call it a miserable existence

He's the presser of obidients' necks.

The source said, “The toxicology report is with us. It arrived on Monday but it is medical jargon for us. We don’t understand what it is. So it has been sent to the pathologist that carried out the autopsy to analyse and interpret it.”

The state Police Public Relations Officer, Benjamin Hundeyin, could not be reached as calls made to his phone were not answered. A text message sent to him had yet to be replied to as of the time the report was filed.

The Director of Lagos State DNA and Forensic Centre, Richard Somiari, on March 20 said that the toxicology result would be ready in the next three to four weeks.

It shouldn't take more than a few hours to get a pathologist interprete an already prepared report.

They're all fantastic skit makers. I like those 4 mentioned especially for their clean content

You dare to hiss at your mom. When you are still under her roof. How much more when you now start living amongst the morally bankrupt whites with all the money you'll be getting. That means you can even slap her.
I'm sure those were the thoughts going through her enraged mind at that instant.

otherway:


Stfu!

That a man has children with other ladies does not mean he doesn't love the woman he is married to.

All these indomie generation with very naive understanding.

Is that what your father did also?

Any human being harboured in this kind of place deserves to escape

9japride:
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Why should he build new school? Is it not mediocrity to be asking if he built any school in this present time? The ideal thing is to renovate old buildings.
Maybe in your state that lacks schools, then the best thing is to build new ones.
Focus on the issues being faced by the country presently and not a private citizen doing he's normal business.
That is how people were just talking nonsense and distracting the masses from the low quality style of governance in the last administration.
Anambra state is very advance and it does not have godfather who press adults brains to think, because they can't think for themselves.

Your IQ must be the same as your age

Fearyourcreator:

Move to Tanzania Sir

Why

Angelfrost:


The global warming part might not be so far-fetched... It's been hell on Earth here since December.

Yep... APC members blamed more ridiculous things on PDP and Jonathan back in the day.

Everything na turn by turn.

True

atiku4President:

Peter Obi is the reason, I guess.

If you say so, Mr. Narcissus

tuzeriouz:


STFU and stop taunting people living with epilepsy. Epileptic is only associated with people living with the condition of epilepsy. It is wrong to use epileptic as a adjective to modify or qualify "POWER SUPPLY"! It is obviously a Nigerian English that is wrong and bad. Learn, un-learn and re-learn, mf

unity004:

Respect people with epilepsy

tuzeriouz:


Erratic is the most preferred adjective to describe the frequency of electricity supply. mf, izza clear?

Carry your wahala back to your secondary school that failed to teach you comprehension

vb0mb:
Many people will not read the write up.

The write up says Tanzania still suffers chronic power shortage.

Comprehension is a vital part of reading bro. If they're shutting down certain stations due to too much electricity and low demand, what does that tell you?

It is the first time Tanzania, which suffers chronic power shortages, has closed hydroelectric stations as a result of excess production.

What this means is that they have always been having power shortages, but obviously they've gone all out to remedy the situation and now supply is even in excess of demand.

tuzeriouz:

people living with epilepsy are normal people like you and I.

Maybe you sha but not me.
You obviously don't know the origin of the term "epileptic power supply."

Those who care to read will notice that their reasons are more of internal issues than national economy.

It's not today we started hearing sweet talks. What are his credentials? What has he done so far

DMerciful:
Courtesy of APC, the satanic party

Yeah, they APC caused everything, even global warming