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Fear of not being a yahoo boy.

To Any generous boss here; i am ready to be your apprentice

BaddieFreak:
There is this guy who is living in the next flat in my compound. He is a new tenant he actually moved in last month but I have noticed that whenever I am going out he likes staring at me and my ass seductively but I have always ignored him. So this night about 20 mins ago, I heard a knock on my door and voila it was the guy, I asked him what he wants and he said he was feeling lonely and bored that can he come in and I don't even know his name as we have never talked before except tonight. I could perceive the smell of alcohol in his breath so I told him that I was about to sleep when he came in so he said what about a dinner date with me tomorrow I told him that I will be busy so he left.

Seriously the way he keeps staring at my asss and his creepy behaviour makes me feel like he is a potential rapist. Hope I am safe sha?

no doubt, he could be a rapist, but i can keep you and your a$$ safe.

I want make u chop ngozi but you go chop credit too, Indomie alone is now N100 where money for egg?...

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tuks4life:
The redpill is a philosophy, I am not a fan, i am a scholar that is all

As for being acceptable, let us leave that for the gods first....

now you're going against your doing, u totally pointed out that an advanced simping should be avoided, how about you leave that to God that time.

Akinbahm:
At the bolded is either you are female disguising as a Male or u are one of them...

If you cannot have her good fresh days (Youth) why should you have her after being pounded?

and what is stopping u from having the fresh days? .. look man, any kind girl that comes your way, you deserve it...

ZINIIBANKS:
Lol ma nigi happy first Sunday✌

man we bless God, how the pressing

ZINIIBANKS:
Kindly do it and save yourself
Look at the suffering, pain,agony,lack of money, denial, poverty,sorrow you've been through do you still want to stay on this planet earth and keep suffering ? Five years ago you're broke and have nothing fast forward to this year there's is no change's.so for how long do you want to continue like this? Kill yourself and leave this planet earth.I bet you your mother won't cry cause you're suppose to be taking care of her now which you're unable to do.
So while you're gone she won't miss you.
After all you the only person in your family that is not successful others that are successful are not here on NL.kindly kill yourself and go to your creator you'll seek more favour from him alone.but before doing this ask God for forgiveness if not you're going to hell again and you'll rot there forever.

lol, big boy with big mouth. Keep running mouth on NL. You only know how to pressure yourself in insulting people, This is wat you will continue to do.

SILENTandSMART2:
Aunty I'm still saying the same thing,

You don't have sense at all

So you discussing the issue here is for us to have hoes as friend or housemaid ?

Moreover some advice come with insulting so i was advising you in my first post

All is well ma,

keeping saying the same thing. My moniker doesn't say am silent so I will continue to let you know that you are a stupid, loud and senseless boy

SILENTandSMART2:
So


Bro i hate people saying shit aswear,


If you're beside me and you're saying this i will hit something on your head, aswear i dey really vex oo ,,

But you're not with me, let thank god for dat,

I hate it when I'm discussing with somebody and you didn't make sense or trying to look like saint dat shit vex me alot


Anyway all is well sha, but i hate dis

lol you are loud, stupid and funny man.. your post dy make me laugh. You just can't stop running your big mouth Please keep quiet .. right from your first post you shouldn't have insulted me that's all am saying. Just drop your point and fvck out of my thread besides I didn't ask u to marry a hoe in the first place.

SILENTandSMART2:
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Aunty i don't know your problem aswear, you lack understanding and dat is very bad for standard human settings


Check my first post on this thread , what i said was dat i can't marry hoe, used tissue paper, public toilet or evening newspaper


So I don't know where you see all this werey view you brought up ,

Anyway all is well

you should just comment on your main point but you choose to insult me too. Is that being silent and smart?

tuks4life:
Advanced Simping to aviod

and you think being a redpill fan makes you acceptable?

SILENTandSMART2:
Okay aunty calm down,


You're really going against what you wrote,

What you wrote is 30 something body count,
Moreover all what i wrote is valid,

You jusss don't have sense,

You're juss speaking against sense, you're saying another thing entirely,

Aunty no body is saying dat there's no good woman,

I don't like stupid conversation, it so stupid and shows who you are for creating this useless thread,

Juss have a nice day,

I don't know what to type aswear, you don't have sense ,

I know what i typed doesn't have meaning , I don't know what to say aunty


I won't marry a hoe dats all

that all you should fvking say "they are good ladies but I won't marry a hoe" that's all man. Instead of acting like you know what been silent and smart is about.

ZINIIBANKS:
Pls can you do it now those bread knife are very fast and easy even though there's a hospital nearby you'll still bleed to death . eleribu Omo

this shows your fear for bread knife.use am for bread, no play with am or else you bleed to death like fowl.

hashtagged:
Stop being a hypocrite it has everything to do with it

Start dating broke boys

And we start dating fat and ugly ladies

I rest my case

you don't know what you are saying
As man, no amount of money will make me follow a girl i don't like. If a girl doesn't date you because you are broke it's because you and her is completely broke and she doesn't like you.

They are girls that still date broke guy and everything works out fine for them.

Don't go and date a girl you don't like because girls are dating broke guys, you will be lost

ZINIIBANKS:
Can you stab yourself several times pls you're useless on this planet earth go and meet your ancestors.

that is all you to say? You want me to die? Shey u no go die ba. Ode

hashtagged:
And girls make threads where she likes a guy but he is broke why do you ladies do this
and expect us to marry a fat lady we don't like, if you ladies start marrying broke guys we would marry ugly ladies and ladies with high body count

sex has nothing to do with finance.

SILENTandSMART2:
OP aswear e no go really better for you oo


Though i know nah hairy pussy dey under the moniker but all us well,

So you mean i should marry bwest dat don fall ?


You mean i should marry a hoe ?

You mean i should marry evening newspaper ?


Ohh stupid you ,, me forkking her she will jusss be looking at me saying dis in her mind "wetin this eleribuu boy us doing me dat big big pennis don forkk my pussy lemme juss fake moan so that the eleribuu go think say he's a man "


Hairy pussy please if you fall to this category find your type don't spoil things for good men, no need to create thread


You mean i should marry public toilet,, op are you mad or what ?

Like you're insane ?

You think everybody dey live miserable life like you,

So i go pack used tissue paper go my papa and mama house calling her wife,? You must be stupid

Aunty please we're not the reason why you can't jusss do without receiving rod , abeg stop saying nonsense


All is well

you call yourself silent and smart but it should be loud and senseless. And i have never meet this kind of girl you are describing and will never because am a man with sense.
Stop sleeping around and you will experience the good side of women

ZINIIBANKS:
You that have brain see what you post ode

it's not my fault that your brain can't grab what am saying. I no tell you say make u go fix your girl nails.

ZINIIBANKS:
Do you want to be unfortunate throughout your entire lifetime which is what Will later happen to you
Cause I ain't talking to your mother

there you go, BRAINLESS

ZINIIBANKS:
Here comes another f**king Simpson

another brainless redpill fan, simpson is person's name. Go and tell your mama about these "I don't care attitude towards women" and see if you will not have sense immediately. And pray your sister don't meet men like you. Fool speak for yourself.

majamajic:
Yes , but if u meet a 20yrs old there's what u expects , when u meet 50yrs old e get wetin u dey expect , when u meet 70yrs old there's what u expect

E no go good when u get 70yrs old in 20yrs old , but u will be happy if it's the other way round .

That's it !

a 70yrs old in 20yrs old? that's almost impossible. Give her little time, she Will recover. You know when you are young, all the vital organs still dy function properly. even if a woman is a virgin at age 70, she will not be tight as a girl with 70 body count at age 20

majamajic:
All man to their choices

Tight or wide

you no know say the size dy fluctuate. Sometimes the tight one you met don loose before

ashewoboy:
some guys body count go don reach two hundred. abeg, everybody should just enjoy fvcking each other. more reason you should strap up. wear condom before you fvck eniqurl.

gbam!!

icebird25:
You don't see anything wrong with body count Ni.... mtcheew ...after she have tasted different size of gbola ..the bend gbola, the curvy gbola, the womb shifting gbola and the bring out thing gbola ..then you will expect her to be loyal to your immature gbola...nope she can't settle for less ..she might decide to marry you just to keep that I'm a married woman status ...but deep down she wants those gbola I mention above again ..and she will still have it anytime anyday ..

looks like someone has a fvcking problem. Even if her body count is 700, how u take know the gbola type? Look man, if you like a girl, make all the types of gbola wey she don encounter no bother you, it increases your bedroom performance

Morning NLs,

I came across a thread this morning and the OP
issue was that he just met a girl he think he likes but the problem is her Body count is 32.

What's wrong with body count huh?

Please you guys should stop this disgusting attitude and the funny thing is that when you are finally married or dating her, you will lost count of how many times you had sex with her in just a week

What you should really be checking out for is if she has handle 7 men at once and be sure of what you find out before you go swimming

It's not like you have not contributed to another lady body count and if kim kardashian or nicki minaj should approach you, you won't hesitate to deliver not minding whether her body count is 400 or whether she has been with guys that their thing is more huge

Please stop making ladies feel like a victim when it comes to body count, either you enjoy swimming or don't swim at all and leave her for the worthy guy

emitheo:
Alright guys, I never for once thought I would come across this in my life.

I met this girl through an online dating app. We chatted, and later exchanged numbers.

Later, we started talking on phone. We vibed along very well. She was a good conversationist and all.
Fast forward to 3 days later, we met in my apartment. We gisted and shared/opened up about the pasts.

Then the shocker revelation; Babe told me she was raped thrice or so.
After that, she became traumatized psychologically and couldn't help but started sleeping with guys. It was like, she lost her senses.

Now, guys unfortunately... Her body count is up to 35. She has since stopped and moved on from that lifestyle.

But I lost words. She is feeling unloved and unwanted now.
Guys, I like this girl so much but.... I am now even more confused.
Constructive advise needed. What do I do?

Everyone deserves to be loved nah.

women are like swimming pool, if you really like her then Don't bother about who swam before you.. just enjoy swimming.

If FG can't provide 70bn for education They will never value books like this

omobonike70223:
but he's a postgraduate student na, your dad too can contest if he is still schooling

my dad has won the father contest already

Seun should put emoji that the head is upside down