₦airaland Forum

farem:
I think you have spiritual coronavirus eaten deep into your head. Where did you see your girth in the Bible?

you're clerlcl not s Christain , get behind me satan

ChizzyBuna:
I'm not Jesus
I'm not a Son of a Carpenter
But I'm here to break all tables today

This issue of manhood size has plauged the male species for millenniums. The hardcore truth is that no man born of a woman can fully satisfy a woman..

I'm not a fake prophet with cameramen in the bush and mountains but I'm here to Prophesy and liberate men with this message
It's all about the GIRTH of your Penis
Not The Length
The Length will only poke her cervix..ouchhh
The bigger the width of the penis the more the spongy g spot in her vagina is been stimulated.

Focus on the GIRTH and not the Length
STOP TAKING ENHANCEMENT DRUGS!!

sorry what is girth ? I know I've seen it in the Bible so it's an archaic word but what does it mean

In reality someone who is horney would not care
Konji no respect women


Big rooster ko small fowl ni

Potatohead
Modified * great list

Modified* I just don't give a flying .....

Fvckong cvnts




Modified* God bless your hustle

Modified* work.

FirstSon01:
Thief! Na your money??

yes boss

paschenko:
Really? Did you just type this? SMH

I shouldn't have , I know

Ghostrye:
wonderful write-up. Always wondered why Yorubas always had nothing but praise for Esu while Christian abhore him until I realized Christians just took the name of a well renowned God and made him in the dark light to make his worshippers turn away from him.

lol
Hail Esu
Hail Satanus

Davash222:
Misplaced priority.
A good and wise grandmother should know face mask is Importanter than any nonsense android phone considering her age. Covid-19 no dey use eye see old people o.

imporantanter ko exporter importer ni

DonCrack:
https://hgsmediaplus.com.ng/2020/05/12/grandmother-smashes-old-phone-after-being-given-new-fake-phone-pack-video/

cc: lalasticlala
cc: Mynd44

smh
Who the phuck breaks your old phone when you did not save your file anywhere
Modified : she's old not stupid

Ebubenwa042:
It so big

lol you sound like you're complimenting a Rooster

illicit:
Awonriwon

Alegba I think in Yoruba , very similar to the Komodo dragon but the monitor lizard uses it's tail as defense than it's poisoning saliva

EmzyFimma:
Someone killed this in my area...and they were like 'food don ready'
I fearooo

you don't know what you killed , and you're saying food don ready ,
It's a monitor lizard

Smile modafvcker smile ,

BS
Money that could have been injected to the Economy , did the woman make complaints ?

VS me
KO

Blyzz:
oh, I see. I'm in Warri. I think from Abeokutato to Lagos is 1hr 51mins, right? I want to leave Warri, I'm tired of this state. I need change of environment!

not up to an hour even , 45mins
I'm originally from pH but work brought me here , so why are you leaving warri I've been there , it's actually a beautiful ciry

HundHunter:
Keep on writing nonsensical comment about Nigerian Pastors.

On the Last day when the Angels ask you to go toward the wide road leading to Hell. Hope you will remember this your commentary.

SMH!

remember this one too , I'mma put my cock in Jesus Ahole someday and hopefully Mohammed would be watching ,and hoping for a party

fulaniHERDSman:
Blasphemy

I fvck with blashphemy

Jesus Rooster

Makavelli25:
Okay na
All of you who always abuse and call me under 16 jambite

This is me o and am 19
All those old woman here,you can use my pics to masturbate
Guys drool over this one na

fvcking oldlanders

definitely a chronic masturbator , see his face like land phone follow come charger

Jayess:
Attaching Policemen to individuals is a very wrong concept in the first place, there's no how they (elites) will ever respect the law when they have law enforcers as their henchmen and umbrella-carriers. A divine strategy is needed to rid this country of corruption!

not divine , Practical strategy

Wow

GOFRONT:
Na wao.....EVERYWHERE JUST DRY ..

As dry as a desert...

Do we have a hand drier here??

here boss, you drink was just driving over to the pub , wanna join?

Makavelli25:
Okay,now geddifork

haha now I understand why your meme dry , your 19, still a kid kid , probably still a masturbator

Blyzz:
ok, are you in Lagos?

Abeokuta

okoroemeka:
i don't think there is any man in this world that will prefer a 50 yrs old flappy flabby breast over a 20 yrs old perky standing breasts with puffy Nipples,there are some breast you will see you will simply agree with me that the creator has more purpose for those lovely things other than breastfeeding.

biologically only meant for Breastfeed ,I find this tread entaitsining but the comments utterly disgusting , disappointed the number of perverts and pedophiles here.

jericco1:
Pedophile.. ma'am

I'll post this as frequent as possible all over nairaland .
Fvcking pedophile on the loose ,

MrSensor:
the younger, the better. Na my preferable too. I like them young. Very sweet.

fvcking pedophile,they should hang you by the balls

Exc2000:




If you go about spreading lies, conspiracy theory about W.H.O and Bill Gate vaccines just to trend and sound funky at the detriment of general health of the populace may you never get access to the vaccine, and even if you do may it never benefit your imuinity and body system....AMEN!!

You cant benefit from Polio vaccines, Chicken pox vaccines, Malaria subsidized drugs and still turn around to talk trash about vaccines and sponsors of the research just because you want to justify your pastors 666 claims

Now its no more 5G is corona virus, its vaccine (the only prevention that can make us go back to normal and open our economy back) is 666

PS: If you have any of the scar in the Picture bellow, you had already taken W.H.O vaccination against small pox, tuberculosis or leprosy, and the scar you carry about on your left arm was prolly sponsored by Bill and Melinda Gate Foundation. so if they wanted to turn you to 666 zombie they would had done that a long time ago

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point is valid , I never really thought about the scar tbh

Good morning